Reviews

I recently moved to the Grand Rapids area. Looking to blow off some steam on a friday night I found Sensations pretty close by. For a friday night the parking lot was still rather empty.…

I have been to the Saloon a few times now. I always have a good time. It is a nice relaxing atmosphere. The waitresses aren't pushy and the girls are beautiful, especially one named Dolly.…

Back to the Gras on a recent Saturday night. This is basically an update to my prior review. Cover at night is $7.00. Place was packed, and became more so as the…

I made the attempt to get into this place twice during the last week of Jluy when I was in town on buisness - the first time it wasn't even open (no explanation. The…

The physical rating is mainly due to the amount of contact the 2 dancers that we had for a table dance were doing with each other, private dances were pretty good, you are able to…

Arrived with a friend and had to pay the mandatory valet. Their website offered a no cover 'coupon' to present at the door, so I printed it off - the girl at the counter claimed…

What a horrible time. Not only were the strippers complete pigs, they didn't even do anything. They spent half the time in the bathroom. At most there was 5 min. Of lesbo action. Everything was…

This was my first visit to place.... It is truly a hood spot the physical club its self does not look bad but you can tell that your in the middle of Detroit, when you…

Went tot the brass rail on friday at noon. Got a tri tip and roast beef hotplate for less than 20 bucks. Both were deliscious. No cover charge and 5 dollar draft stell artois. They…

I'm no expert here. But of the few clubs I've been in this one has to be my favorite. It's on Bourbon St. and I walked right in without paying a cover. It's a small…

Stopped in around noon, hoping for a lunch time treat. had received some good reports about this club and wanted to check it out for myself. It's a spacious place, not huge but not tiny…

Great club. A little ghetto after midnight but the dancers are pretty nice and fun. I went on a weeknight after 9. There are plenty of dancers for any type of guy. The waitresses are…

I made a stop here during a recent trip to Vegas on a Saturday night. It was a madhouse -- packed with customers and dancers. Two women sidled up to me and my buddy as…

Showed up on an early Thursday afternoon. Inside there was only a couple and one other guy, along with the bartender and 4 girls rotating in and out of the back room. The…

Went back again. Lots of dancers there. Overall, I would say that there were at least 12-15 who I would rate an 8 or above. But probably more dancers there than normal.…

I arrived there on my way back to the Hotel from another club. 10$ cover charge but at least you can see what's waiting for you inside before paying, if you do not like it…

I am always the kind of person that likes to go to clubs where the dancers offer a little extra to keep you happy, after hearing a few good stories from some friends, I decided…

OK, I have never been fond of this place but I have to say I have enjoyed it quite a bit the last couple times I have visited. Last visit was on a…

Wow! new club in town. the only one in seminole in fact. I stopped by to check it out and I was amazed! They had 14 girls. All were 8's and above. The bartender Tiffany…

Stopped by the Playhouse like I do every couple of weeks for the last few months. They are getting to know me in there. They are getting to know who my favorites are…

I hadn't been here for a couple of months so I decided to try my luck again. I really should have stayed home. This place seems to be getting worse as time goes by. The…

Stopped in about 8:00 pm. There were about a doze motorcycles in the parking lot. The bikers were taking up one side of the bar. They were peaceful and didn't bother anyone. A shot girl…

As with most things in life, how much you enjoy your experience at a strip club will largely be determined by the expectations you had going in. I'll admit, my expectations weren't particularly high…

Visited earlier tonight (Thursday). Showed up at 6:40pm, just before shift change. I found it hysterical watching all the night dancers getting dropped off for work. One grandma dropped off a dancer…

This is definitely in the top of my club list. It's a comfortable place, with low pressure to take a girl for a dance, although that could just be because it was busy and…

I heard the club was having its grand opening, so I thought it was time for a revisit. I got there about 9 pm on a Saturday night. You could tell by the small number…

The club itself has not been given a face lift in a while. I am not a regular, but since I first visited this place nothing has changed. The $15 cover to get in is…

I have seen a couple of strip clubs in Baltimore,MD and Vegas but i must say this club blew my brains out.This club is located all down the end of the road with brightly lit…

Was at a party and on my way home when I decided to stop by as I am normally a day shift guy. Well I know Tues can be slow, but at 9:00, there…

Part 3 of my Tuesday night saga - see my reviews for BT's and Bare Necessity. Well, things could not get any worse from the other two clubs, and fortunately, there were people in…

Really amazed this place gets rated so high - I assume it was the day of week I went that changed the experience. The place is located in a decent area, north of the…

Another fabulous visit to the Hollywood Show Club. My friend and I were greeted as we walked through the door by two very lovely beautiful ladies who were very friendly a blonde and a brunette.…

Left HiLighter to try to find some more attractive ladies. I know I can always count on Bourbon Street for that. The girls here are consistently the most attractive in town. Most…

Made a follow-up visit to UJ's a couple of weeks ago. Physical description following is copied from my previous review - it is still accurate: Club itself is basically 90’s décor – neon, dark fabrics,…

Part 2 of my Tuesday quest - see my reviews on BT's South Miami and Stir Crazy. This club is mediocre at best and, as the last few reviews reveal, it has been going downhill.…

Will I ever learn? It is all about the girl!! And I know it! There is a price to pay for learning, but the readers of TUSCL should not have to pay more than…

I stopped here only because the rating at TUSCL. Was Wed late afternoon around 4pm but the club was dead. There was free lunch till 4pm but it was like a dollar menu with a $7 drink. A…

I'm usually a big fan of this club but my most recent visit was a waste of time. I walked across the street from the Hard Rock and paid $20 admission. While walking…

well its been a while since i try the flamingo but went for it... the remodeling is done.. cover and a drink is the cost of admission total 16 bucks ... still a great deal…

Visited the club last sunday around 5 PM. It was dead. There were probably 3 or 4 customers and a handful of dancers. Most of the dancers except one were not really my type and…

NEW NAME BOTTOMS UP GENTLEMENS CLUB NEW MANAGEMENT Very friendly especially the wait gal, nice hug, hand contact, wish she was a dancer and wanted to be helpful. Also the front door gal extremely friendly…

Walked in wanting to spend some money on some entertainment. Sat there with my friend for 45 minutes. Not one girl walked up and said hi. It was happy hour from 6-8 and they did…

Been reading the bad reviews lately of this club and I almost did not stop by on my trip South. Stopped in about 1:30 and was not that impressed with the lineup at first.…

I checked out this club on a friday afternoon. It was extremly dead thre were two other customers there. there were only five dancers on shift ranging from a two to a seven. I met…

Things have been picking up (at least a little bit) at this club in recent weeks. I have seen some new talent being brought in...some good and others not so good. Monday Night Football is…

First time here. Parking was easy. And I got there before 8PM so no cover charge. From the outside if it wasn't for the sign by the road, you'd pretty much miss it. As most…

Decided to give this place another shot as I was in Atlanta on business so I dropped by on a Saturday a few weeks ago. This past visit was marginally better than my first. Managed…

Nepals has been hiring some new talent and it has given some more variety to their already impressive lineup of dancers. It does not matter what night of the week I visit, there is always…

After a very disappointing time at Desires, decided to give CF a try again. Arrived around 9ish, and wasn't too crowded. Mostly 6-7's hanging out, but then I caught the gal I had a few…

Was cruising down Okeechobee last week so decided to give Stonewall a spin. Should have just kept on driving. Found parking along a side street and sauntered in taking advantage of the no cover entry.…

I went during the day on a Wednesday. I prefer the daytime at this club since at night it seems this place can get crowded and with only a couple of girls working you don't…

I tried this place but it seemed somehow dead. Saw about 9 gals working among 20 patrons. I got several private dances but the ones I got were somewhat tame. I was able to peek…

This is not a strip bar, but a massage parlor instead. There were lots of cars outside (around midnight) so I assume the place is busy. I went in and at the front desk and…

Bottoms Up in the late afternoon is almost always a bad idea, but that's where I was. I had the place almost to myself. Two other customers, two girls obviously working and two others there…

Now this review only pertains to Tuesdays. Every Tuesday is $2 Tuesdays!!! ALL drinks are $2 all night. Dances are 2-4-1 & cover is $5 if you're over 21. If you're…

Nice, compact, well laid out space. Convenient, secure parking in back, and a reasonable cover. The two beverage minimum is a little steep, but overall, this club is a decent value for the dancers and…

Visited for the first time last Saturday afternoon. There were about 10 dancers on shift and at least 6 were quite attractive in a variety of different ways. The girls constantly outnumbered the…

Because the floor plan includes ample room for different levels of privacy, and because much of the negotiation is strictly between the patrons and the dancer, this club is offering expensive but fair pricing. I…

Decided to try the club on wednesday since the dancer i wanted to spend some time with said she would be there. Yuki is half filipino and half mexican and since this was the first…

I was in the area with some buddies hitting some local bars when one started craving strippers. Well I couldn't recommend any place close that had strippers, but the crappy All Stars with their bikini…

It's a San Diego club. This means mostly low mileage as you may have guessed. That said of the clubs that I went to in the area, this one was okay. Bikini dances all the…

Made a 2nd visit to Encore on Friday. Similar to my last visit, saw 3 dancers, all in the 5-6 range, not bad looking but not too hot either. Probably about 10-15 customers,…

Hit up SR last night, and the girls were gorgeous if you like skinny plastic girls. Stage and Private rooms are Topless only. The girls were extremely pushy. We had a seat up by the…

Kinda hit and miss with this place. They open at 12:00, but nothing happens here till 3:00-4:00 at the minimum. Girls spend too much time talking wtih regulars instead of working. Overall,…

Stopped in about 9:00 PM and had no cover. Club is fairly large but low ceiling. Playing what I think was was country but it was hard to tell as the music was so odd/bad.…

Haven't been to this place in a couple years and the last time I was there it was still stage door johnny's. The place is definately cleaned up with what looks like new paint everywhere,…

It's been a long time since I have been to the Dollhouse but I visited the place because I know a dancer there that came from another club. I stopped in late afternoon and…

Stopped in at about 10 PM the club had a $3 cover. Stage is the the right, The bar is staight in the lap dance booths to the left at the back, a pool table…

Stopped in early evening 7PM found they were charging a $5 cover. There was not a girl in the place above a 4 ( saggy with pot bellies, meth mouth and 1" thick makeup. Saw…

Stopped in last Sunday night in so I wasn't expecting too much. The parking lot was so barren I almost kept going to Dale Mabry but I reminded myself it only takes the right dancer…

This was my first strip club experience (though now that I'm a dancer, I have a lot to compare it to). Myself, my boyfriend and two other couples went together on "couples night" on a…

5 Hours, 4 entertainers...$700. The perfect strip club (minus the arrogant a---holes who don't care about the NO SMOKING law and smoke their pitiful cigars on the main floor) and a perfect example…

This place is apparently back in the hands of the previous owners. Actually, I think they may have sold it for a guy to manage it, and it didn't work out for whatever reason.…

This is a funky little club. It looks a little run down on the outside but does have discreet parking in the rear. You enter in the front and pay a $5 cover and enter.…

Went for another visit to HSC and walked away as happy as the last visit. Nothing new to report as far as the club amenities, etc. You can pretty much get all of…

I went to Airport Lounge with some time to kill before catching a flight. There were between 10-12 dancers working ranging from a 2 to a 8 in hotness. Hottest dancer was a brunette with…

I recently visited this club after hearing many horror stories coome to find out none of which are true. the dancers are all friendly and there's a type for everyone the top has the best…

Not the best club I have been to, but not bad. I have been there twice (both times to see a feature dancer - they have features around 3 or 4 times a year). It…

I was in the area on business, heard a lot about this place, mostly positive, so I figured I'd stop in. I wish I had time to have gone in the evening, because I can…

similar to the last post, i finally visited go-go-rama after reading all the hype. being that it was a nj club, i had very low expectations. my experience for jersey clubs are either bikini top,…

Visited the club around 1:30 on a monday. Understandably it was dead. There were around five dancers. Once half latina and half japanese girl latched onto me like a leach soon after i sat down…

Went to OG's in afternoon after getting bored with the strip and looking for some fun. Place has a great afternoon special drinks were $3.50 with no cover. Several nice looking girls there…

This experience was a bit mixed for our group. We were charged $30 covers each for six guys, which seems notably higher than other reviews. Dances were $20 each and we were approached very regularly…

I was in st louis for business a few weeks ago. went in on a saturday night, not wanting to drive to the east side and back. parking lot is in the back an not…

Made a visit to this well known establishment on a Tuesday night around 11:00. Inside looked like would have expected from any other SR establishment. I was surprised with the number of dancers…

After wandering down the street after a disappointing visit to Treasures I decided to stop in at Cheetah's to check out the night time action. Although Treasures was dead the night I visited, Cheetah's was…

Hadn't been here much, always seemed too corporate and expensive. Decided to give it another try. Management still gives off bad vibes but the mileage has increased greatly. Now you definitely have to look for the…

For a small town club, Big ALS is not bad. The $5 cover charge the collect at the door seems to be enough to cover a little more maintenance than they are actually doing. I visited…

I've visited here a few times since PT's lost their liquor license. It's a nice club. Though I think their day-shift girls a little below average. However, their night-shift girls are above…

I'm not sure this place is going to be around much longer. With three stages, you would think that there would be more than the 4 dancers that were on shift today. Stopped by…

My auto industry work again brought me through Detroit where I made it a point to get recharged at PH. Yes, all the fees are still there but as I've said many times it's worth…

This place is nice. Friendly girls, wide range between 4's and 8's...friendly and high mileage. Extras are to be had from a lot of girls. I visit here frequently and have a…

Went there on a Saturday about two weeks ago had a juice bar down stairs with tba dancers full bar upstairs you can't take your drinks down stairs with you. The club was a little…

Was in town on a recent weekend, and checked this place out. A $5 cover and $5 beer confronted me within 3 minutes of walking in the place; so not to excessive for Jersey,…

I'd like to consider myself a strip club expert of sorts. I had been here years ago while I went to school here, but its been a long time and my expectations were low.…

This was my first visit. I didn't feel like driving to Lexington, but I should have. The club is located on a side street. The entrance is pretty much a bar. The stage area is really…

So this place is not the nicest strip club in San Antonio, but I enjoy it. I usually visit 2-3 times a month on week days. Tuesday nights are $5 table dances, which…

Went here on a Tuesday night. It was absolutely dead, but i was expecting it given it was late on a Tuesday. I was hoping Katya was working as she gives…

Went here with a friend more out of convenience as it was near his hotel. It was a mediocre experience. First, the cover is ten but if you want to go to the "VIP" it…

My first time visiting this club and to my surprise it was extremely nice inside. I sat on the side with 9 bench seats along the wall with small tables in front of them. There…