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I had not been to Mons in years. Decided to hit it up on a Monday afternoon. I had been on a weekend night before and it was super packed. Monday afternoon…

Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 6pm. My first time here. Street parking is pretty easy around here. No cover. The place is a small U-shaped bar with a few booth tables against the one…

This past week was my first time in Denver for business, so as usual, I did extensive TUSCL research in advance. I was keying in on Ladies En Confidante as my primary destination, given the…

I was in the neighborhood on Sunday afternoon and dropped by for a beer, watch some football and oh ya, see some naked girls. The club is really chill with easy parking, one stage, and…

Stopped in to kill some time during the afternoon. Had never been, not sure what to expect. Very off hours, so expectations were pretty low. Club met and exceeded those expectations. Entering, no…

This review will be a bit different in that I'll list and describe more dancers on shift, ala Providence reviewers, focus being on dancers who stood out to me vice a listing of the 40…

I was surprised and impressed with The Ebony Inn. I went there because it seems like the one place in the area to offer lap dances for a pretty decent price. And my main takeaway…

Day: Saturday Time: 7pm-9pm Upfront costs (parking and cover): Cover was $10. I didn’t pay for parking since I parked on a side street and walked a mere 5 minutes. My guess would be $10-$20 depending on…

Had a good time. It was BYOB and the bartender asked for 10$ and took our drinks, put them in the cooler and whenever I wanted anther one she was quick to serve. The girls do…

Been here a few times and experiences vary for sure . The host person is always friendly and most of the girls are nice to look at. Some are more strict than others. Nice that…

I don’t get to this area much and was driving thru, so stopped by on a recent Friday at 6 PM . Now I have not been here in over 4 years, and its…

First visit - Saturday night, reached around 8pm, plenty of parking spots that are well lit albeit the neighborhood of the club can be a little industrial. Easy entrance process, $20 fee and a complimentary coat…

I was in town for a a few nights near Halloween and was bored. This place was close to my hotel so off I went rolling in at about 930 pm on a Wednesday. Layout: Large…

I really wished this place was better because it's so convenient. There's no cover and there's a $15 lunch which is extremely good value. There is a coat check (just tip). After the walk…

Stopped by towards the end of the night on a Saturday. This might be the last remaining club in Portland with a line outside the door - about 7 people waiting to get in just…

Went on a regular Wed. a few weeks ago, around 6 pm. Very few customers, very bored looking dancers. Got some food and drink and tipped a little on stage. I think regular Wed. There…

Spoiler alert: This is not a shill review. A shill review of Castaways would recommend that it be burned to the ground (while unoccupied, of course) as a service to the public. I would go…

Stopped by sinsations while passing through Jacksonville on a Saturday late evening. Layout as any know has the stage straight in front when you walk in and bar area just off to the left. Between…

Went here for the first time in a year. And it was like it was just yesterday. The same, exactly the same little alternate universe called Playhouse Lounge. The bar is a long rectangle with…

Over the last 6 months I’ve visited the Hugger 3 times. Each time has gotten worse. This last time will probably be my last until I hear otherwise. The good news is…

I popped into Blaze around 2 pm. I wanted to see the difference between Saturday and a weekday as far as dancer count, attention to detail and possible ROB behavior. The club advertises itself as…

Passing through RDU and decided to visit. Cover was $15 ~10PM so maybe it's changed from the $20 in the listing. There was a small bar and a regular stage area. The bar seemed filled with…

Whenever I am in the Dallas area, I pay a visit to this club. I always like going here. This is probably my 5th trip in the last 3 years. $3 entry fee. Get a…

Have some PTO that I needed to use up before the end of the new year so I decided what better time to take a few days and go to Atlanta and check out the…

Well, I just realized that I didn’t post my review of cheetahs from (10-14-2023). I went on a Saturday around 8:30. I arrived by Uber. I gave the parking lot guy $1 even though there…

Arrived after midnight. Nice to have a club that stays open past 2am unlike the clubs in Greenville. It wasn’t overly busy. There were 14 dancers or…

Who knew showing Ticketmaster tickets could be the golden ticket for a fun post game experience. My girlfriend and I hit up tootsies after an inter miami game because we saw on tootsie’s instagram that…

I was over due for a visit to Vivide. I went on a Friday afternoon after work around 5:30pm. The parking lot was full. I paid $10 dollars at the door, parking was free. I…

Stopped by in the afternoon around 5pm. Two patrons and the bartender, no girls in sight. Sat at the long bar and got a beer from Taylor, thin blonde who used to dance but…

This is a synopsis of three visits to Wacko's, one early afternoon and two early evening visits. The club is located just east of the Emerson Exit off of I95. Parking is…

This was my first visit in about eight months. I have described the place many times in previous reviews, but to summarize you come in and the bar is in front of you. It is…

I recall seeing a number of reviews of Oasis over the past year or so which implied that this club was going downhill fast. And a visit I made about four months ago more or…

Stopped in because traffic in the direction I was headed was a nightmare. They have these new parking lines outside so it makes things easier when you pull in. Club details are posted multiple times so…

My second club visit while I was in Charleston. I arrived a little after 8. There is a very small parking lot next to club, there also is a dirt lot across the street which…

I arrived here after 11 pm on a Sunday, finding the place quite quiet with only two other customers and a couple of dancers in the booths. The spacious room felt even emptier due to…

It has been a while since I've gone to Rosewood but decided to give it another try. I do not like the entrance process. To begin with, they scan your ID. Admission…

Ok, first of all, I know you don’t need a bachelors or masters degree to be a strip club manager but geez the morons running this place take it to a whole nother level of…

I stopped by Wiggles on a Saturday night a couple weeks ago since it had been more than a year since my last visit. I got there just before midnight and parked for free…

Mario's is in Webster, which is about 15 minutes from Worcester near the CT border. It is about 30 minutes from RIDolls and 45 minutes from Providence. There isn't much else useful in the immediate…

Layout: in Morristown towards the outskirts of town away from the nightlife area and stores. Parking is available below the club next to train tracks as well as at the parking lot which is decently sized.…

General club details; There is a $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. This is a bullshit price, and it too much. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room. The…

Visited on a Tuesday and Wednesday night. The experience is not Follies by a long shot, but if you like Cuban women you’ll have a good time and can leave relaxed and satisfied. Club appearance and…

Sylvia's is located on a fairly low traffic street. There is street parking around the corner from the building that allows privacy. Walked in to a dark entry on a Monday evening. There is no…

While I was in LA I had a rare couple of hours to myself so I popped onto tusl to see what was nearby. SR looked good enough on paper so I headed over…

the ultimate strip club list My Reviews Platinum West 1995 Old Dunbar Rd West Columbia, SC 29172 November 17, 2023 Status: rejected Friday afternoon was slow Stopped by on my way through Columbia from Chs to Atl about 1:30. $5 entry and walked in…

Visited on a Saturday night around 1030pm. Fairly small building on the side of RT 115. $10 cover charge, pat down. The bar is located on the lower level. Get a mixed drink for…

Hadn’t been to Le Girls in several years. I’m sure it’s mentioned in other reviews, but I’ll give a quick run down. There’s an 18+ nude side on the right, and 21+ topless side on…

I decided I would take a partial tour of five “No Touching during the lap dance” clubs since I usually avoid those like the plague. I woke up this morning and thought I would see…

Haven’t been to a club in a few months as I’ve been doing OTC lately. Decided to stop in to see if anything has changed. Spoiler alert… not much has changed, but that’s not…

Easy to find, right on the curve where Hampden Ave turns into Havana. Plenty of decent parking. My only caution for some might be that it faces a very busy street and the…

Dive bar just off 309 in a somewhat rural stretch south of Bethlehem. I’ve had good times here in the past and find the dancers to usually be friendly, especially if they recognize you. I…

SETTING HQ is in a not-great neighborhood. You’ll have to negotiate some one-way, and not well-lit urban streets to get to Richards. The building is lit in purple. Neon sign doesn’t say “HQ” but says “Exotic…

I hit up Sapphire, Spearmint Rhino, and CH3 for my 40th birthday and definitely had the most fun at CH3. The girls were less pushy than at the other clubs (still pushy compared to a…

I was in a new part of LA on a Saturday night, so I decided to try a new club. My path led me to Tropical Lei arriving at about midnight First the boring stuff LAYOUT:…

Stopped by around 7pm on a Thursday. Cover was $10, coat check $3. Coming in there’s a long bar with two small stages, and then a larger area around a divider on the left with…

The Pimp is a club in hot and humid Bangkok in Thailand all the way in Asia far far away for the United States. For anyone that is visiting there's a good chance you are…

Was in town for a conference a few weeks ago and decided to try out Chicas after reading multiple reviews here. Actually went on both a Sunday and a Tuesday night. It was about a…

Crossed the border beginning about 6:30. Finally made it across about 7:00+. The line into Mexico was the longest I had ever seen it, wrapping around the trolley and back on itself. Fortunately, the agents…

Went here with my girlfriend and paid a 10 dollar entry fee for each of us. We don’t drink but her red bull was about 8 dollars. There was a reasonable amount of girls but…

You can see this place from the freeway and is located in an industrial area. Plenty of parking and feels safe. $10 cover and have to buy a drink which is $7 + tip. They…

Traffic was terrible so I dropped in a little after 6 pm. Apparently they had just opened and no one was on stage yet. I got a non-alcoholic beverage (needed to drive soon) and hung…

It's been a long, long time since I'd been to a strip club. I visited this DC spot last Wednesday night. No cover, which was great, and I was surprised at how hot the women…

Cheetah's (Pompano Beach) is my go-to when in SoFlo. Used to be DD, and while DD still serves a purpose, it is automatistic, robotic, where as many of the dancers at Cheetah's are more conducive…

In town for a Baskeball tournament so naturally I had to check out local clubs. I drove up to this club, parked in side parking lot(that needs repairs) and enter front door a little past…

Visited the club for the first time in several months. I was surprised to learn that the CR cost has increased to $50 to the house. Up from $40. 15 minutes in…

I don’t know the door fee because there was no one at the door. I walked in and got a drink four dollars for a soda water and there is no one dancing but it…

Since my last review I have been here several times this year both with work friends and my wife.  This is my favorite spot to go to in my area when I'm looking for T&A.…

PH is a byob, topless club. Girls dance 2 songs, 1 girl at a time and circulate for tips and dances. $10 cover, gets you 2 non alcoholic drinks. Dances are in 8 small private rooms.…

Was in Miami a couple of weeks ago and decided to checkout this club. Went on a Sunday night around 9:30 pm and club was pretty much empty with only 4 customers and maybe around…

This place isn’t what it used to be, but still amazing. The hardest part is walking around this massive club and picking out just who you want to be with. It’s almost 100% Latina given…

Last visit to Flight was on a Tuesday afternoon. One new thing is they redid the entry off the street for the valet parking. Other than that same ol. Walked in and found a booth…

Providence, RI. Thursday like around 5ish. Big time traffic on Allens avenue. Already pretty much dark at this time. Parking lot looked pretty much almost filled up. Not a lot of strip clubs out there…

I visited Dream Girls on a Wednesday evening. The club is located near an I75 exit in a mixed industrial area. The parking lot is ample and generally well lit. There…

It isn't necessarily an advantage when the first girl to take the stage after you arrive is the girl of your dreams. That's what happened to me. As is sometimes the case at this low traffic…

To begin with the club layout. Good parking space with the club situated right off the free way. So appears very safe. You will almost never run out of parking for the amount of parking…

I stopped at BT's a couple of weeks ago on a late Saturday afternoon for some football and ladies. I have been here many of time as have most of all of you reading…

Part I: Saturday AM shift Sandwiched between a 7 Eleven and a Chinese spot after a shitty left turn is Crystal City Restaurant. A no frills club that’s been open for decades. My first visit. 2PM. Small…

This place ended up being better than I expected. I arrived around 11pm gave the door guy $20 went inside where I was frisked and stamped (hate clubs that stamp, but I get it). Previous…

Been travelling a lot this summer/fall so I have not been in as much as usual. Nothing has changed though. Still $5 for a weekday beer ($6 on weekends) full bar leaning towards…

Huge parking lot. Decent area. Felt pretty safe in the surrounding areas. North phx is probably a better area than many in phx from my experience. Entering the club, the pay area. Cover free…

I happened to be in the area and since this was the only club that looked like it was the type I was looking for decided to pay a visit. I arrived at around 10:30…

It had been a while since I had been to Desire and was reminded why I like this club The club is located a couple of minutes off 95 with complimentary valet parking and a…

Let me preface this with... I don't write bad reviews unless they're terrible. We were recommended Bucks by a few people. Heard it was BYOB and fully naked so thought we'd give it a shot. The…

Went in on a Wednesday night around 10. There were 10-12 very hot girls working. $15 cover. Drinks are reasonably priced. Very friendly girls. The offer a tour of the club. Club tour shows how…

Visited Cheeks on a Saturday night from about 10-12:30. Metal detector and wand to get in then ID check and a $10 cover, I believe. The 1st thing that hit me was the bright lighting.…

Came here on a Sunday shortly after opening. For some odd reason the club doesn’t open until 1pm compared to 11am the other days of the week. Gods day? I wouldn’t mind…

Good club for a quick fix Downtown. Not a full service club. $20-$25 cover charge. $40 for LD. There is only one stage and so they only have one girl dancing at a time. Small…

Stopped by on a slow Saturday night. I always have a good time when visiting fifth Ave. One of the better values in the area if you ask me. It’s in an industrial section of…

Checked out Club 205 a couple weeks ago, Sat 11/4, at around 2:00 pm. The parking lot is small and it can get crowded, but there is street parking on the busy street in front.…

Decent Club 3/5 I visited on a weekend just to check out the place, at about 1-2am. Whole club is pretty small, entire place is pretty much one square room with a bar next to the…

Stopped by a few weeks ago. Located on a residential street on a steep hill. Always street parking available. Walked in with pool table on left and bar running down right side with…

I haven't been to a strip club in a while, preferring instead to let the ladies come to me. But I promised a visiting friend a strip club evening and I had free passes…

It's been a couple of years since I visited Tattletales and it's the club that's ten minutes from my house. That should give some indication of how worthwhile it is when I go to other…

First time visiting this club and definitely won’t be my last. I went there on a late evening Monday at around 8:30 PM. Poliz was easy to find, and when I parked there, there was…

I used to visit this club quite often but due to work hasn't had much time recently. Therefore when i completed my latest project and had some time to kill, i decided to visit…

This is my go-to stop over when I can carve out an hour or two before an airport pickup. The club is located about a couple miles from the West Palm airport. I…

In SLC for work and decided to check out the local scene. American Bush was my eventual goal, but I needed a drink first so I went to Duces Wild right down the street. It…

Went here on a Monday night around 10pm. Cover was $10 and Miller Lite was $5.50. This place is visually stunning. You walk in, and it's one big circle with all of the walls covered in…

Stop 2 on my SLC adventure. An earlier reviewer mentioned how 6 out of 10 times he has a spectacular experiences here. I definitely hit one of the six. I entered into an outer room and…

I was in Asheville for one night on business. It was a good way to spend a rainy afternoon rather than in a boring meeting. The club itself is not overly impressive from…