Reviews

Me and a friend decided to head over after a few drinks at home. We went on the website and got the free admission through text. At the door it was a $5…

Guys need to know that Puzzles is not for the faint of heart! Even though they typically have at least security guards in the place, this club is in a dicey neighborhood & attracts…

I was fortunate enough to be in Edinburgh again recently but only for an afternoon and I was only free for a short time, so the only possible LD place to visit was the good…

Optional valet parking upon arriving. The atmosphere inside the club www very posh. There's an attendant in the bathroom with mints, cologne, etc, available for a tip. The club atmosphere was nice. There was a…

It's Saturday night and I'm back this time of time at one of my most visited strip club in San Francisco. I didn't plan to spend a lot of money so I didn't expect a lot.…

This club is closer than others in town, so I'll come back to it every now and then to see if there are any changes that are an improvement. Interestingly, there has recently been…

Stopped by on a Thursdy evening, first time in this club. They had been open about an hour, there were two other customers there and about five dancers I could see either at the bar,…

I don't like juice bars in general, but this one was decent. The girls there are pretty hot and nice. I talked to one girl - Amber, or something - and she was pretty cool.…

Stopped in about 10:30 for dinner and fun. The atmosphere remains upper echelon, friendly bouncers and cute waitresses. Center stage, surrounded by cocktail tables, with premium booths along one wall and the bar…

This club is a work-in process in more ways than one. First,as previously reported, the mens room is split with urinals in one room and sinks to wash your hands in another. I assume that's…

Visited Gold Club this past Saturday. It was my first trip to a Strip Club in Jacksonville. I was surprised that there were as many girls as there were which is a good thing. Overall…

This is a mostly Latina club in DT Paterson. Most of the chicas are Dominican ranging from 2-7 and most don't speak more than a few words of English. Bar wasn't too crowded on the…

Atlantis is a mostly AA club located out by Penn in West Philly. Unless you have been there before, it's easy to miss as it's below street level under the Chili's on Chestnut and 38th. The…

This place is still the go-to club in the Burlington area. They haven't had a lot of variety in recruiting new talent but the old guard that is still there performs adequately. Bartenders are your…

Easily the worst strip club experience I've ever had. This place is the ESSENCE of fraudulent exploitation and I guarantee you they will use fear and intimidation to con you out of your money. Below…

Stopped by here yesterday a little before 4 PM and the joint was a lot quieter than on my first visit. The area outside the bar looks a little sketchy, but I get the impression…

Club FIfteen is always a good place to stop. It's right on 15 so odds are it will be on the way to where you are going. There is a decently sized parking lot and…

Stopped in at Blue Cat on Sat. evening, about 7 pm to see Sunny after I read a review about her, but after 25 minutes I never saw her. Things have changed a little…

I was in H-burg and decided to stop in here again. The gist of the club remains the same as in my previous reviews. I am not a regular here. Normally I…

I had a really good visit to Oasis recently on a Wednesday afternoon. In the past I've had varying success getting the girls I wanted over to dance. However recently I've learned sitting at the…

As I've said before and will continue to say... Easily without any doubt the best club in the H-burg area. However, a lot of the other reviews overrate this place compared to other areas of…

Was pleasantly surprised to see this club back in business when down on the south end of Columbus recently. The building sits right slongside Rt 23 so it is easy to find but the…

I couple of my friends and I never experienced a strip club before so we didn't know what we were headed for. I overall enjoyed all of it. When we first arrived they asked if…

Had work in Canton several days spread over three weeks so headed over to Christies a few times. Beautiful interior , Well kept. Classy in my opinion. Cheap cover $5 nicly laid out…

My friends and i went to this strip club because everyone said that it was the best one in town. It is 10 dollars to get in. There are a bar when you come in…

Previously, I have only been to no alcohol/full nude clubs before this. I wasn't sure what to expect, but my friend recommended this place to me, so he brought me along on a Tuesday night.…

Consistently the best club in the Triangle. Reliable for a good selection of hot chicks, solid contact lap dances, and not too much hustle. I tend to go on weeknights, because the weekends turn into…

Blech this club is a dive. You can get a full ride here but it is no bargain. The private spaces aren't so private and they are dripping with grunge, I wouldn't want to take…

On a whim I decided to skip spearmint rhino and try a treasures, a club which I heard about but have never gone to. Treasures like some of las Vegas strip clubs has a free…

My wife and I were in Vegas and felt like doing something naughty and out of the ordinary - at least for us. I thought I'd write this review for other couples that are…

Won 80 dollars on a scratch off so I decided to blow the money on something fun so off to the dirty bird I went. The night I went the club was kinda slow but…

Was in the area and decided to check out this club as I had a couple of hours to kill in the afternoon on this Friday. I called ahead and they said they had…

Stopped by on a Friday evening at about 7:00pm and was informed the "Night Shift" would be arriving in about thirty minutes. It was pretty slow from 7:00pm to 7:30pm, with only one visible…

Heard a lot of great things about the Alaskan Bush Company, so I decided to make the drive out there. First, thing you notice is that it's a huge club. Quite massive and split into…

Stopped by when in town a few weeks ago? As others have said it is a nice place with lots of variety. A pretty good crowd for a Saturday afternoon with several hot women.…

Visited late on Saturday with a buddy from out of town. The place was packed but there were plenty of dancers in rotation. The place has an insane number of stages. The lap dance rooms…

I went to Solid Gold on a recent Friday night to memorialize the end of a good vacation week, and I am glad I did. The Club is friendly and enjoyable; the women, consistently…

I visited Centerfold Lounge on a Friday afternoon after an appointment nearby. I have not been here in a long time but I received information that one of my favorite dancers Kyra was now there.…

Stopped by when returning from a flight. Very few people in the club in the afternoon. Most dancers were hooked up with someone so I waited it out for few songs.…

This is a good club as far as RI goes. Dancers here are more attached to their regulars than other clubs. Not to many girls approaching guys. Here you have to go after them. So,…

Got here at about 10pm on a Friday night and the place was pretty quiet. Everyone who worked there (non-dancers) were very nice and attentive. They have the full bar which is nice.…

I just went to Cafe Atlantis last Thursday evening. As always, I enjoy going here. I am an old cannon ball customer and once the owners bought this club and merged there has been significant…

Hands on, high friction lap dances for $30 in the nicest couch rooms I have ever seen. Great tableside massage $10 per song. There weren't very many customers the day I was there,…

This is a great club for new customers and old regulars alike. The first club to feature both nude and topless areas so you can consume alcohol on the main level. I recommend getting here…

This club is a great value. I usually visit once or twice a month. Admission is $5.00 at night (not sure when that starts).The club is on a main street so parking out front appers…

I decided to check out Wild Orchid since I had never been there before previously. This was on a recent Friday night around 9:30. The parking lot was pretty full, so I'm thinking in my…

Stopped by on my way home from work on Tuesday. Even by this places standards, the place was dead. The staff (one bartender, one security guard, and two dancers). As always, the girls weernt…

Looking for new scenery I've decided to try out CR multiple times over the past several months. The club itself is in a big complex with two different clubs on each end. The building and…

Blush was on my radar so I decided to check it out. Blush is Iike a minute drive away from Acropolis. There is no cover. I walk in and I immediately notice a smoking hot…

I decided to check out Cabaret since I was in the Gresham area. There was no cover, but the bouncer told me there is a 2 drink minimum. I hate when clubs do that, I…

Another great night at Club Exstasy. 3 to 5 dime piece dancers… pool tables… TV’s… good music… I still recommend. It's been a little while since I went to the strip. First, let me…

Teagan Presley is FOR REAL. Teagan is the best performer I've ever seen. Not only does she have a pretty face but a knockout bod with a little extra in all the right places -tits,…

First off this is listed as 18+ but thats on very select nights. It cost 10$ just to get in and 10$ a beer after that. Overall I feel unless you have the money to…

The physical details haven't changed much, read previous reviews for more details - the short version is: Self Parking is $2 (pay an extra $1 for the front "reserved" spots, which I usually do);…

Went on a Thursday night around 11 pm and stayed for less than an hour. I don't know it this is typical of upscale "gentlemans" clubs but the overwhelming security/host presence turned me off. Guy…

Babes, I went to this club based on the recommendation of a taxi driver. There were about 4 dancers when I arrived. This was early on a Saturday afternoon, about 2PM to be exact. The club…

Stopped in after a trip to Greektown casino. Cover was $6. Not sure about parking, I valet parked for free at the Casino and walked the 1 block over. Club is pretty…

First, this is a daytime review. This club is drastically different after about 8pm or so, thug factor goes through the roof at night. That said, the physical building isn't very impressive. It's off…

One of the better clubs in the area. Although you might find more beautiful women at Cheetahs or Peek A Boo. This seems to be the friedliest of the bunch. Plus, the best private dances…

If I could go anywherre for a day, it would be Nikita's Playroom. They don't have the "prettiest" girls but they are very pretty and sexy and as some clubs, a few not so…

I've been to Uptown Cabaret a few times over the past year. The location is convenient to uptown Charlotte. The atmosphere is upscale, which is a rarity among NC clubs. They have…

It was last thursday night that I was in this club. It is not very big. Be prepared to get patted down by the bouncer before you go in. It was a $5 cover to…

I've been to the block several times the last month. I just moved to the bmore area from NC and I must say that while fin, is nothing like other cities. Anyway, went…

Was in Detroit on personal business and decided to try this club as I was nearby. I arrived mid to late afternoon. I entered and got a booth and settled in to view the talent…

I live out of state but get to NJ often on business. I always make it a priority to get to this place at least once during my visits. All the girls are…

It was a fairly standard dejavu club. It is certainly better kept or newer than dejavu at city of industry. Arrived a bit after midnight, where there were maybe 20 dancers around. No particular racial…

decided to go strip club hopping and ended up at eden after the other clubs closed...all nude club, but no alcohol served....and they make you buy a beverage, either a soda, energy drink, or a…

Been away from the club for a little while. Some things have changed. The quantity of the women has increased dramatically even in the early evening. There is a wide variety of…

Wow, what a joke this place is. Nothing like going to a club and getting insulted by the dancers and not to mention even the bartender. The girls suck, they're rude and the service is…

This is a summary of a couple recent visits. Not a bad place. Nice enough neighborhood. Always felt safe. I actually went to see a specific girl (who is an 8 but…

This is a summary of several recent visits. I usually come on a Thursday or Friday night. Lately it seems like the club has been slow. Many dancers complain (but don't they…

I was very unimpressed by this club--was down in miami for work and given the girls you see just walking down the street i would have expected much more from the clubs. I went…

I've stopped by Rhode Island Dolls several times in the last couple months. The dancers are smoking hot! Most of them will sit and chat with you without pressuring you for a private…

Maybe I m confused, but it says turbulence outside on the signs. There was not a cover, but the bouncer gave me a pretty good pat down. Given that some of the patrons seemed to…

Was back in B'ham had some passes from last visit so ventured out, club pass half full about 15-20 dancers rating from 6 to 9, sat at the bar beer 4 each...was approached by older…

I think Sinsaysionals may be going downhill soon. But as it stands NOW, it is still a top five strip joint. This review is based on my most recent visit which was in early…

They made decent renovations BUT the dancer quality still sucks. Don’t go to Irving’s. First, let me give the basics of the club to first-timers. The address is 5915 Athena Street. It is five minutes…

Went twice in the last couple of weeks. Both times work my wife. The second time with another couple. Very couple friendly. The dancers did a great job with both the guys and the…

Bazz & Crue is boring. The dancer quality is not that great. And the music is way too loud… even for club standards. Bazz & Crue looks nice. And they have televisions here. The problem…

The dancer quality has gone down big time at this club. It’s not the same like it used to be six months ago. I used to frequent the Penthouse occasionally in the past, but the…

been to this club before but now it doesnt seem too appealing. the dances where kinda lame. call me crazy but i want my stripper to have a bit more pop in her routine. the…

Was in town for work and looked through all the reviews of clubs in the area. Settled on Sweet Illusions and boy am I glad I did. It's like a neighborhood dive bar that doesn't…

The environment here was fairly welcoming overall. Valet seems to be required, you could perhaps park nearby and walk, hardly worth it, as it is a busy commercial retail area. Very cute bartenders…

Everything said about Adelita's is spot on. I was in San Diego for work and decided to make a second trip down to Tijuana (first trip went to Hong Kong... a different review). Parking and…

First time in Tijuana I went and checked out Hong Kong club as my first TJ strip club experience. I had read the reviews and tried to prepare myself for the experience... But wow. Just…

Went out Saturday night 11-17-2012 around 11:PM A line was starting to form I got one of the few remaining tables near the main stage. There were two other stages. The girls whould move from…

came in from LA and made the dumbass move of parking at ueta(10 dollars) cuz the lots on the left side were impossible to get to at the time. seems like they raised to prices…

This club says it is nude, but I didn't see any of the girls take all their clothes off. 5$ tip to the bouncer was voluntary but reasonable. Jack Daniels on the rocks cost me…

I was passing through Abilene and decided to stop in to see what kind of quality a club here would have. It was about 4:30 in the afternoon so the club had just opened.…

Visited Fantasies while in Fayetteville on business after reading the reviews. Place looks a bit sketchy from the outside and the interior isn't much better. Like others have stated, price list is posted. Once inside…

Some weekday stripper trolling. I bet there were a few of you there during my last visit. A few people are starting to look familiar as regulars. Got there around 10pm.…

I visited the Penthouse throughout the Summer and early fall, usually during weeknights so I can't comment on its weekend atmosphere. Unfortunately, the place has really died out during the week. There were rarely more…

Stopped in after Carolina's game with Denver on Sunday about 5:00 pm thinking it would be busy after the game but was sadly disappointed only 3 girls were dancing one of which was decent looking.The…

Make a visit last Tues from 7:30 until about 10PM. Parked in the regular lot instead of paying the $5 valet fee. Really don't know why anybody would valet since the lot in close and…

Recently, I went to Little Darlings in Las Vegas. First let me say that I go to strip clubs whenever I'm out of town. I've never been to Little Darlings before, I usually go to…

This is a pretty dumpy looking strip joint and it's in a really run-down industrial area. Most of the girls are pretty average, lots of chunky ones. The $10 lap dances are out…

I went here a few weekends ago and had no idea what to expect. As you walk in, there is a window on the right, with an elderly Asian lady who is very friendly.…

Reading TUSCL, it seemed that this was the San Diego club with the the most consistently decent reviews. Can't dispute that, since I've not checked out all of the SD clubs, but if this…

came in on a wednesday evening because of the 70 dollar 5 dance VIP special. few cute girls here. talked with 1 dancer and she said it was slower than usual because there were a…

stopped in on a tuesday nite and nobody even talked to me for a half hour. When a girl finally did I wished she hadnt cause she talked to me for like and hour…