Reviews

Sugar44, right next to the golden arches, is a nice small club. Parking is discreet, you can turn in at Wells on 44th and pull right into the back. Cover on a Sat…

I have not been to a topless club in quite awhile and never to an all-nude club so I was pleasantly surprised at the quality and variety of dancers at XTC South. First and foremost,…

This is a nice club. I showed up around 8PM and the place wasn't as packed as I thought given it's Saturday. Nice and clean. The lighting at the center stage was bright…

This is a classy, upscale club in a fairly isolated area off the highway. There is a main stage and two side stages with girls dancing simultaneously on all the stages. Lap dances happen both…

Had been to the Landing Strip in several years. The club has changed significantly for the better. The club has been completely renovated,in terms of the look, the furniture and a completely new bar. I…

Stopped by the club for the first time. It was really clean and well laid out. Seemed like a lot of private dance space. They have two stages, one in front and…

This review is a couple of weeks over due. Went in on a Sunday night after working all day and needed some female attention. Decided to try out Synn and see if it…

I have written a prior review on the Body Shop, where I touted the coolness of the girls and the fact that it is easy to sneak your own booze into this club and not…

I love this club! I can't believe dancers don't even get at least one free drink though. The dancers were nice except this one blonde girl. There are some pretty hot girls there, I'm very…

STAY AWAY from this entire establishment. Some Girls are cute...BUT... ALL of them will rip you off. empty promises. Before you go in the room they give you the idea that they will assist you!!!…

After the long thanksgiving weekend i stopped in at the Palomino to unwind and relax. Nothing gets the thought of a thanksgiving dinner out of your head like staring at breasts and thighs.…

I stopped by because my car was getting worked on nearby. It seems kind of small inside. There were 3 dancers working at the time, one talking to the sole patron in there, one walking…

I went with a few friends after club hoping all night we were all pretty drunk so what better place than a strip club so we decided to go here that was a great idea…

Spank me girls, even though I have been here a couple of times, it has been 5 years since I last reviewed this club. On a slow night, if you sit at the bar- you…

Came in after midnight. picked up by the limo, driver was courteous and on time. Bartender and waitresses were hot. Dancers were mixed. They are mostly ok but there a few that stand out. Songs…

This is by far my favorite club in the NYC area. Day time has great beer and food specials, and there are tons of dancers to choose from. There is a good mix…

I went there with three buddies of mine on sort of a pre-bachelor party celebration. The actual club is upstairs from the street and you go into a small, dark room after paying a…

i dont mind this place as much now that they have the private booths. the girls are getting better here but it is still hit or miss. i would estimate that its 70% white dancers…

Buyer beware. Unless you plan on spending at least $250.00, then dont go. Come to find out they are required to charge $250.00 for full room service and then pay $50.00 for the room. Total…

2nd review of this club!! I went back to back days to see if the experience was any better the second day. First day 4 girls working. Two black one Hispanic and one white. First…

Always enjoy the fun laid back atmosphere here. The music is really good the songs aren't cut short and since the women know me many will sit with me and get plenty of attention before…

Decided to hit up my favorite club on Black Friday and as usual was not disappointed. For those of you who've never been here its a safe club with a fenced in lot with…

Lap dance renovated upholstery is welcome, but hit and miss dancer quality and privacy issues in the lap dance area are big negatives. Nothing much else has changed - dive bar vibe, small light lock doorway…

Was in the area, so I decided to check the place out. Walked in around 1pm, charged me a $5 cover, but I was allowed a free shot(whoopee). I took a seat, took my coat…

Cons: 1) The biggest con is the lack of an adequate lap dance area. There is a small couch in the front near the stage but most dancers will go for the back corner, or…

i went on a recent friday afternoon, and had a great time. i was surprised at how dead it was for a friday, but it just meant more girls for the few guys that were…

Hadn't been into the "O" in a while so I thought I would kill some time and money on a Friday night. Damn, it was dead. I got there at about 10pm, and there were…

Very impressed. There is everything there from skinny to thick. Black or white. Blondes brunettes even a redhead Ages 21 to 45. I saw a lady T)(@. And she was 45. Awesome…

Passing through OKC stopped here, just down the street from my hotel. Dont know OKC, it was dark, but the area seems ok. Parking lot is dirt, just an FYI. Paid $3 cover on Sat.night,…

I came here again after a few months. Things have changed as far as girls go. There's used to be some really cute girls but now it seems it is going downhill. Luckily a recognized…

I'm not sure how this place stays in business. I visited club X again, and yes again was disappointed. The girls were ok, nothing great. Lots of girls who had kids and never lost the…

These girls here are kind if trashy and easy! Overall I did not enjoy my visit place is very grungy. The girls seemed to be in and out of the bathroom a lot. And the…

Like many of these places Cowboys is an old favorite and standby. This day however it was a bust. I haven't been in for a while but I didn't recognize anyone except Windy…

summary: Anything goes here. Pretty much for the price of a dance, a cbj is included. you could easily talk a FS down to $80, maybe less. details: was passing through and felt…

This club is great! The dancers are very attractive and very talented. Be prepared to spend lots of money though! The lap dances are kind if pricy. But they have a huge stage and and…

Frenchy's is one of the nicer clubs on San Juan. I am not a big fan of the neighborhood, but what club is not in a bad neighborhood. They have a nice private…

Interesting place...dropped in a little past midnight. You can either valet or park towards the back of the lot. I chose valet, no need to drop any more money. I don't recall the cover…

I have been to this club about 3 times this year. I noticed it get the busiest when they have a special guest. Admission was very high at 60 bucks for ladies and…

Wow, how I miss the old Penthouse, now called the "House". We were lucky to find parking out front considering how sketchy the area is, I would strongly suggest finding parking on the main…

I use to go to ruby 2 in bridgeport before I found Keepers. There are girls which will suit all tastes. Many of the girls are friendly and real. The lap dance area is open,…

I was visitng Cleveland for 1.5 days and was able to check out a few clubs after leaving the airport. This is a black not too far from downtown. Actually, its more of…

I was there for Monday night football recently. There was no cover on Monday night and the beer is $3. They give you a ticket when you enter. Every time a team scores they draw…

I was out a on a sunday afternoon/evening and spent some time here with one a dancer i had not seen in almost a year... First, though the club has seen its better days. It…

At one point of my illustrious titty bar career, cheetah in pomp beach, held the mantel being perhaps of the single greatest 10 thousand square feet of space in America. Ok, just a slight exaggeration.…

Darling Cabaret drink scam After our disappointing time at K5, we went to the famous Darling Cabaret. We were looking forward to Darling Cabaret. On the way to the club, one of the street promoters told about…

For what it is. Not bad. I stopped there with a buddy after hitting stellas batting cages. We got a pizza some beer and a few lap dances. We watched the ball game on tv,…

My friend and I made another visit to Skybox recently for his birthday. This is our go to club. The cheap prices on drinks and 2 for $ 25.00 dances or 5 for $50.00 make…

Great club. Definitely run down, dump kind of look, but the vibe was GREAT and this was a normal tuesday afternoon. The girls ranged from 5-8 with maybe one 9 in…

Well a couple of weeks ago I got a dance from this girl named Winter. She's pretty tall about 5'8". 5'10" with heels on. Black girl, black curly hair, nice body all that. I mean…

It's been a while since I been to Club 390 and things haven't changed much. It's a grat looking club, very comfortable, reasonable drink prices and good looking dancers. In fact, if anything, the dancers…

Went to The Office on a Saturday night. This place has opened and closed at least once if not twice in the last two years or so. I first heard of this club…

I love Bazz&Crue its the most consistant and only REAL Club in the whole area...The top girls from every club started there & always come back. i like them when they 1st start B&C Keeps…

I stopped here around 8pm. The club is next to club 1245. No one except for the security guard at the entrance and the bartender. I told her "no thanks not right now" on…

I was in Vegas for thanksgiving, I decided to try this place out as it was listed/ranked as the number 1 strip club in the USA not long ago. The place is quite big, with…

I arrived to Le Girls on a Wednesday night seeking a fully nude lap dance. To my surprise the rules changed and they are now topless and serve alcohol. I was a little…

Normally haven't been on a weekend evening but was driving through so thought I would try. I guess I was a little too early, although I am losing faith in the club ever been very…

I think the girls are quite attractive, but they hold back too much on the floor. It wasn't the best experience I've had at a strip club, although I'd probably go once more. The place…

Its a good club ..gals were nice You can eat dinner while watching a a very agile young lady scale a brass pole with her thighs. You can also get yourself an alcoholic beverage at…

Went with my brother just to take in the sites and have a drink. Our waitress was lazy and spent the entire time we were there sitting with her boyfriend. We had wings and the…

Stars-Bend is somewhat shabbier than Stars-Salem. Entering, you face the end of the bar, with the main dance area to your left, and an ATM and some video poker machines to your right.…

Treasures is a very nice Club. It is also lay back where you can watch dancing on 2 stages and the dancers don't hustle you as hard in other clubs. the Quality of the dancers…

Went to Hi-liter after a disappointing visit to BML. Got some dances from a tatooed brunette. Very high mileage. Especially in the VIP. FIV is available as well as HJ. She did a good job…

First time here. It was huge from the outside and so was the inside. Lots of space and wasn't crowded. Stage is surrounded by a bar. The Bartenders are friendly and good looking [; Wish…

Stopped by while I was in the area. It is a black club but I had no problems while there. A dancer came up as I entered to frisk me, and she was…

The diamond royale was a quality strip club with quality girls and a great atmosphere. The dances are about 10$ per dance and last the length of a song and are worth it, however…

In what looks to be a seedy area but overall safe. Plenty of parking on the street or at the train station next door. People are friendly, but kind of tired looking. Dancers can look…

I just came back from a trip to Miami and you know I couldn't pass up on going to Tootsie's, since it's in our Top 10 list here on TUSCL. No need to describe the…

It has been awhile. My friend Crystal, myself, and a guy friend went to Baby Dolls last weekend i dont remember if it was Fri or Sat. It has been almost forever since any of…

Decided to check this place out for fun. I heard there was a $10 cover, but I moseyed in without having to fork over any cash. I walked-in and a dancer or waitress tried to get…

This is a very nice club. I just went in for a beer and to kill time. The place is very up scale and I was impressed with the size of the place.…

I was in town for the Holiday week, and decided to make my first visit to Mons in approximately 15 years after a morning round of golf. It was pretty much exactly as I…

Went there last week when I was in town for the holidays. It was late and I was heading back home from a friends house. thought I would stop in and have a few drinks…

This is an update of an earlier review. Went back recently. The reviewer who said it's $17 for to get in was off by a dollar. It's still $10 admit admit plus a $6 1-drink minimum. They…

I stopped by on a recent Friday evening at about 9:30 p.m. I had a coupon from the paper for a free admission which they took, but only gave me half off the $20…

I have been going to this club occasionally for quite some time right from 2005 till date. I would say that over the period of time the quality of the girls have not been the…

this is a mid range club.overall. some girls are Christie's or hustler types while others are the type u find at lower end clubd. cover is $5 except free on monday. they have outdoor grill…

This another top notch Houston joint. The drinks are reasonable priced and if you are there during happy hour you can find some really great deals. I think I paid $5 a…

Pretty good. Few girls on a Saturday. Worth a visit if your around the area and strapped for cash! Store front has usual adult goodies. Overpriced but not too bad. Back is where the action happens. Pay…

Made a stop here Saturday early evening, my last visit was six months ago. All the costs were the same $10 entrance,$5 drink except the door girl took me to the bar to pay…

This place is looking good these days. Restrooms are very clean. Main club floor looks pretty good although there were not many dancers when I was there. I would say the dancers were above…

Went in with some friends one night about a month ago. It was slow at first with only about 8-10 girls but by the end of the night there were about 22 on shift. Nice…

Was offered a complimentary $10 entry card(otherwise $25) at the Deja Vu Commercial Street so went away straight to check out this new club... Was really impressed with the interiors of the club...it gives a…

Dancers are 6-7's on average but most of the time you need to take a Rosetta Stone course to communicate with them. Used to stop in at the club but no more! Final visit, I…

Visited around noon on a Friday on my way to JFK. Had a devil of a time finding a parking space - finally settled for the "Valet Parking" next door. Asked how much, guy said…

It had been awhile since I had visited CF. When I posted a review of the Caddy, another member of this board asked how I could enjoy that club more than Fantasies. With three friends…

i've seen this bar referred to as a neighborhood bar with dancers. Most of the women are attractive but nothing too sepcial. I only stop in when I need to kill some time and I'm…

This was my first time to Emperors. I have been to all of the other clubs in the Worcester area and heard that the club reopened a few months ago. Worcester clubs are mostly dives…

My current favorite. The dancers range from average to hot. lap dances range from lame to wild. It depends on the dancer. I found that buying a her a shot or two before the dance…

Arrived shortly before shift change. There is a bar area on the right after entering thru main doors with a main stage stage in the middle. Seating at tables all around the main stage. There…

So, had some time between loads and decided to hit this place up since they had a dirt parking area for big rigs. The outside decor is just like any other Hustler Club in the…

The club has an industrial setting. It's more of a neighborhood bar than a strip club. The bouncers are huge and would intimidate the customers. No privacy with dances…

I have been here several times and have always asked for the same girl, Asia. She is still working there, but my schedule has changed and have not seen her in a while.…

well this place its pretty big but they only use the main stage with the bar.. good amount of girls but none of them dance only 2 steps and they all look bored. they give…

This is the only show in Marion, as far as I know. Stopped in and was greeted nicely by most all the ladies, even though they all seemed to be paired up with their local…

It remains very difficult to get very excited about going to a DC area Titty club. Camelot easily has the hottest girls in the DelMarVa area. However, the club is way over priced and the…

Got a chance to revisit an old haunt, and, while it has physically changed some inside, it is still as delightfully sleazy as always. Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon and not only got 2…

The Royal Place has gone thru a pretty extensive renovation. Unfortuantely the talent has NOT also been renovated. It is still owned by the oriental dude that seems to employ his entire family. The same doorman/DJ…

I haven't visited many American gentleman's clubs and keep in my I'm comparing this to what I experienced in Thailand (every man should go at least once in his life). Many kinds of girls with…

I wasn't shocked by this place simply because I used to live in Baltimore and frequented the famous Block. Fancy's would certainly fit in on The Block, with its run-down facilities, open-door restroom…

I just recently added a review of Little Darlings...formerly known as The Flamingo. However there has been yet another section that has been renovated. In addition to the backroom, now the entire main room has…