Reviews

Dead as a door nail at 4:30 pm , paid a five dollar cover after ID check, walked to the empty room and got a five dollar bottle of water. I’ve been here during other day…

Came in on a Sunday, fairly dead, Taylor bartending. Actually haven’t seen Taylor as a dancer, hear she is part of the early weekday crew so I’ll need to make a trip to see…

I visited The Lodge on a Wednesday lunch hour in March. It was my fourth time there. I really like the relaxed setting, and the conversation that usually precedes dance requests. There was…

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 2 Globe St Providence, RI. Don’t use the address on this page or the club page, since some apps (like Google maps on a PC) confuse…

Went in at about noon on a Saturday. Not a lot of cars in the parking lot, and it seemed to match the number inside. Paid the $21 and ordered a sprite . Asked who…

In the last couple of weeks, I made two early afternoon stops at Club 205 to enjoy the stage (rack) entertainment. For mongers that like the perfect specimen on stage and don’t want the hassle/expense…

Popped into here around 3:00 pm. The place is in a weird spot down a narrow street. It’s kind of hard to find with GPS. Anyone have nostalgia for the formerly motherfucked Vivide lot? Come…

I went late on a Thursday night. The parking lot had quite a few cars and was decently lit upon entering the main entrance. There's a small Bobby that divides between the adult store on…

I was in Dayton for one day. I reach out on another board asking about a nude club call Diamond. One of the guys said forget it and go to Cheeks. Cheeks…

First time ever coming to this club and it did not disappoint. Place is literally down the street from Synn, which is the club I usually go to on Thursdays, but no parking and decided…

Was in town for just a night. So I stayed at an airport hotel and when I finished my meetings I Ubered to Kittens because it is the closest club to SeaTac. It…

I have to be in Cedar Rapids for work frequently, and I always stay at the hotel that's walking distance from Dancer's Ranch. I always pop in when I visit just because I'm so close…

Stopped by for a quick visit as I happened to be in the area. Plenty of parking out front. Entered and took a moment to adjust to the dark lighting. Nothing has changed.…

It was a Friday night and I had just finished work and decided to stop by. I arrived around 8:30 or so and there was one guy covering the door and he was searching…

Came into town for work on a Monday evening. Decided to hit up centerfolds due to the cheap uber ride from my hotel (less than $7). From outside place looked like it could have been…

I had a long layover at Ft. Lauderdale (about 8 hours), so decided to stop by. I arrived a little after 2 am and the place was packed. Cover charge was $25. The girls were…

I’ve been coming here for years and it’s been pretty consistent, outside of the police shutdowns that happen about once per election cycle. Here’s a rundown of the place. Cover: $20 and an additional 5/10 to…

GGC has been reviewed many times on this site. The physical space is fine- clean, almost cavernous, the usual disco-ish lighting. Long offset stage with lots of ringside seating. TVs set to football. I went…

Decided to stop by on a Thursday night hoping to try and have a good time. Got there around 9:30pm and should have known by the parking lot to just try somewhere else. It was…

Been coming to Ms Kitty's for years - right across the river from the STL arch and downtown. Exit 6. This club is around several other clubs - but I like Ms Kitty's…

Deja Vu was my go to club for a long time but I found other distractions . After many years I returned to check out the place. When you enter you pay cover charge and immediately…

Found myself in Myrtle Beach over St. Patrick's Day with some time to kill so left the hotel in search of entertainment. This club is off of the main highway and down a side street.…

Went to Jacksonville on Saturday with some friends for traveling. Afternoon at 6 PM, we thought it’s time for going to a club. We reached there at 6:45 PM. The cover charge was $7 before…

Another classic visit to Cheetah. I really need to learn more Spanish so I can communicate more easily with the dancers here. Started with a cuban gal, A*****, who had been there for…

Second time here: Tuesday Night Cover Charge 5$. Went the Sunday before for the fight and cover was 10$. Domestic Beer $6.50. There was a special on tacos for Taco Tuesday Under 10$ for 3…

Particulars: pink club on the side of a main roadway after a car dealership. Plenty of parking but parking is exposed to the street. Residential neighborhood right nearby. Park near back if you want some…

I used to hit this club up almost weekly but it's been six weeks or so and I only dropped in tonight because I got a text from an old friend who used to work…

With nothing else near Gainesville now that Coconuts has closed, this remains a well known establishment that serves diner food but no alcohol. I've been many times over the years but have cut back after…

Well did a follow up visit and sorry to say I did it before I saw the Lime List. Let me start at the beginning. Bought a drink for 21 bucks. Sat…

Last review was spot on, however an update on the prices is needed: Cover: $6 Drinks: $7 for local beer dances: $20 per song, with a $6 entrance fee for the booth bouncer Dances are still full contact except…

So I owe youse guys a field trip report from my most recent adventure at Carnival, aka McBJ's. Driving to this joint is always a little difficult because it really isn't well marked --…

Went to flashdancers around 10pm on a Wednesday. Place was pretty empty for its size - probable 20 customers and similar number of dancers. On average 10-15 were seen on the floor. I won’t describe the…

I visited Foxy Lady a few weeks ago on a Sunday evening. This was my first time there and there were around 15-20 patrons in the club. No cover charge upon entry, good parking. The…

I was in Fort Wayne and decided to check out club 44. I arrived around 12am. The cover was $10. The club is supposedly a “black” club but there was a mixed of patron of…

Context: My goal is to make 7 visits (give or take) to this club between now and mid-September. At first that doesn’t seem like such a tall order but there is only 4-5 Saturdays per…

Went up to Duluth for a buddies birthday, tried to convince him to come out to a club to celebrate. He eventually gave in and we went to Club Saratoga around Midnight 5$ cover charge.…

I’ve noticed a gradual decline in the quality of girls at this club over the past 2 years. To be fair, that observation would also apply to pretty much all clubs in the LA area.…

I had a long lunch break, so I decided to do the responsible thing, and go to a strip club. This was my first time going to Sinsations. I was there early afternoon Tuesday, and…

Had some good luck lately in La Gloria, so after cruising almost all the clubs worth checking out, I ended up in La Gloria at about 2:00 am. Layout is not complicated. A bar at the…

Arrived around 4:30p on a Friday, it's located on a busy street and has a good amount of parking. I got there half hour after they opened and noticed not many cars in the lot,…

The location and costs are captured in the club summary and have not changed. Hadn't been to Pigale in a few years and decided to drop in on a Tuesday afternoon that I was free.…

I'll preface this by saying that I've been a member of Rosewood/Die Happy for a few years, so I'm finally getting around to sharing my experience. TL;DR, Rosewood is great. It's a haven for guys…

I stopped into The Hi-Liter on St Patrick’s Day afternoon. I arrived around 3pm. The parking lot was maybe 1/2 full. I was greeted at door by a friendly bouncer, there was no…

We get the great super off-peak hours in our winter electric rates here in AZ. I discovered Bourbon Street’s super off-peak hours on Sunday about 6:30. I know- it’s not anyone’s first choice of when…

So been curious about this place for a while. Went in only one girl was working but she was smoking hot,beautiful face,nice tan skin and an amazing ass. I asked if there were more girls…

Club details: paradise is in a strip mall and has plenty of parking. I walked through and paid a $20 cover and they say a drink minimum, and the stage is in the center and…

I came to Chicas Locas at about 2pm in the afternoon on a Monday. There was about 25 or so girls working at that time. The place had some patrons here and there but not…

Stopped on a Sunday, i believe it’s the only one in the area open regularly on Sunday’s. Parking is a gravel lot on a side street. Felt pretty safe during the day but I know…

Decided to try this club out after being away for a few years. Parking lot is free behind the club. Walked in and paid the $10 cover and sat at the bar.…

Lincoln Park, MI. Saturday night. Suburbs of Detroit. Seems like area is ok to me. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the front. ID check. $10 or $20 cover can't remember now. Pat down.…

Dearborn, MI. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me. Parked outside the lot and just walked. The valet doesn't hassle me. I walk in, cover is $20. I mighta gotten pat down, don't remember now.…

Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was coming from Legends a couple blocks away. A lot of people in this area, there's also casinos around here too. A lot crooks out and about too. Always near casinos.…

Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was just coming out of the tunnel from Canada and figured fuck it I'm right here. Let me check out these downtown clubs, Legends and Bouzouki. I wasn't gonna try to…

As promised, I returned on the Monday to see Peaches and Nicole. Same $20 entry, but no free pat-down this time. I got my $10 water from the bar, tipping a dollar to the girl behind,…

Dearborn, MI. Saturday probably around 6. Torrential downpour. Parking lot in the back. Walk in, no cover, no nothing sit at the bar. 1 drink minimum like $7 for a soda water. Layout is one…

Hadn't been here for a few years, so decided to give it another go, as I usually have a great time here. Entry was $20 with free pat-down, and a one drink min. I went…

The girls looked good like 7 and 8. Friendly. Started a tab. One asked to sit with me ok. Had a drink maybe two. Second girl asked to sit. Ugh ok. I…

Windsor, ON. Saturday night. Just came from Cheetah's a couple blocks down. Downtown part of Windsor, area seems safe to me, it really ain't Detroit. Guy at the front, does a quick pat down and…

I get to Tampa a few times a year. This visit put me there on a Monday night which is usually a pretty quiet night at Scarlett's. Paid the $10 door fee and $6 water…

Desperation set in. Middle of the afternoon and the lineup at Risque was lacking. Decided to take a peek in PHL. Right off 130, huge pink building, you can’t miss it. Parking lot was kind…

The girls here used to be stunning (and fully nude all the time). As other reviewers have mentioned, there's been a big drop off. I agree, but overall, I found that the bottom (meaning the…

This place just isn't the Porthole of old. About 10 chicks working day shift on a Friday afternoon. The women are chubbier and sloppier here lately. There are still some good looking…

I was in Austin for a night on business, so I figured I'd drop by Foxy's to check it out. Overall, I had an enjoyable evening, but quickly ran out of money, so beware... The…

Windsor, ON. Saturday night. It was hard as fuck LEAVING Detroit coming through that tunnel down here to Windsor but curious. Parking, there's an empty lot right around the corner next to a library I…

Arrived on Friday after 1am. The club was packed with customers and 20+ girls. I noticed that all attractive/hot girls come there on Friday+weekends. I have been to this place during weekdays as well but…

Forgive me please. I from Vietnam. My English no good. I try and right review. Ok Pandora very good. Very nice. I pay $21 for enter. I get 7up. I go daytime. Good time. Very…

Decided to drop by Platinum West as I was back home for St. Patty's Day weekend. I arrived around Midnight and there was not a seat open in the house. This is not uncommon for…

It's been a while since I have went to BTs, figure I would give it a try. I did valet my car, and noticed the valet girl took a pic of my license plate,…

Windsor, ON. 2nd stop on a Saturday night. Plenty of parking. A few customers hanging outside the door. Walk in. Guy at the front, pat down, id check and 10 CAD cover. Walk to the…

Windsor, ON. Saturday night. I went here first as it has a dayshift so I thought it might have already been going a bit. Seems like an alright area just outside of downtown Windsor sort…

Simple id check. No cover, which is surprising considering I came in at like 11 at night. Place is absolutely PACKED with ALL Cubans ranging from 2 to 9. Ages 18 to 40s. The stage…

After reading some reviews I will begin to describe my journey to the pink palace not my first visit here but the first one on a Saturday evening. I was with a couple of buddies…

Quick Summary: Cheetah I find is the most well rounded club in the area. The atmosphere is lively but still offers a sort of relaxed feel. The girls are on average the best looking,…

Went to Ricks on a Sunday night. Arrived there around 930PM. There were about 10 girls working that night. All the girls seemed friendly and there was a mixed ratio of white…

Quick Summary: The Trap has the most party atmosphere in the area. The music is loud, often times oppressively so. There is a fair amount of make it rain, showy type behavior as it's…

The club is located on the Southbound side of Route 9 just north of thee light for Church Rd. There are numerous massage parlors both north and south of the club, just in case…

I arrived around 12:30PM. No cover. I found a table and then looked around for dancers. I did not see any dancers. After waiting 20 minutes, Baltimore arrived. It took her 15 minutes to get…

So I decided to give this place another try after they "remodeled". Was not really a remodel more like changing some seats. It's about 3 blocks past the international Bridge and very easy to…

Silver Criket has been my favorite club to spend time visiting for a few years. Clean, non smoking bar. Attractive entertainers, several good TV's. Long bar on the right as you enter. The stage runs parallel…

Visited class act on a Tuesday late afternoon. Club is off a busy 2 lane street but felt like a safe area with lots of various shops and stores. Plenty of free parking…

I've reviewed this place before so I'm gonna copy and paste the layout and basics. So this place is very unique in the way their lap dance area is. I'll get to that later. Very easy to…

I heard the Vu was open again, so I knew I wanted to give it a try as it used to be a place I liked on occasion. I saw an ad on Instagram for…

Good amount of parking spots available. When I went in, security greeted me at the door and checked my ID, no scan. All the way to the back is the bar. In between the bar…

Cover is $30 cover Thursday, friday and sat. $20 on other days., $10 off coupon online or use the 1/2 off coupon for better deal. That deal is also online. The club had a recent entire…

Starting from the car, the parking lot is actually paved and decent finally. You walk in through 2 sets of doors and are screened by the bouncer with a wand. $20 cover and your in.…

Back to Lust after a bit. Physical space - spoiler alert, not much change since last visit **clean premises **adequate parking **$10 ($5? I think I gave a tip) to enter **one large stage, one small stage near the…

Parking lot at the bar is small and you will be charged for using it or asked inside where you parked. I've always found plenty of parking along the street. You have to…

This is becoming my go to club. Yeah, it is not the cleanest joint, but they seem to always have a large crew of women I find attractive. The area is industrial with…

I have been here multiple times before but had not visited since last summer. I decided to check it out again to see what is new and exciting. Keep that in mind as…

Stopped by last Friday afternoon for a first visit. I’m often through this area but usually hit other spots a little further east. Basics: this is a small, converted house in a very industrial area…

After several visits without buying lap dances I have concluded this club is no longer worth visiting. It has been declining for decades. Part of this is bad management. Part of this is due to…

Stopped in on a Sunday night for the first time on the way to NYC. Was not sure what to expect but it was busier than I thought it would be. As everyone knows club…

Visited here a while ago out of curiosity, just to observe with no intentions on anything more. The parking and location feel safe enough if thats a concern for any. Walked in and there was a lady…

After reading some fellow reviews I headed on over to Raider's Reef. It was pretty empty, but it was a weekday and not too late (around 9 PM). There were few women working and…

This is my second review cause first one got rejected cause “not enough details”. Well let’s start again, this review sums up 2 visits. I went to this club last week on Friday during the…

Got there before 1:30. $5 parking to security guy and at this early time they still hit me for $5 cover. Briefly on layout and daytime prices. U bar with about 15 seats in center. Small…

Get the basics out first. Parking: Free; Cover: $20 evening; Lap Dance: $20; Drinks: About $10 for liqur, $8 Beer; Dancer Quality: 5 - 7; Mileage: Std Austin scene 2-way; Extras: As rest of Austin, yes.…

Coming back from seeing Dune 2 on Thursday night I decided to check this place out. I’d only been there once before back in 90s so I wasn’t sure what to expect though the…

Lots of club descriptions, but here’s mine. A non-alcoholic bar on the left right when you walk in, main stage is right in front of you. There is a small stage in the back left (if…

Pretty similar set up to how it used to be. Didn’t have to pay to park. Walk in metal detector. No phones. 30 bucks. Get through screening and another 5 for a water. No up…