Reviews

I was in the area and decided to check out this club. It is located in a strip mall. I got there about 6:30pm and there was plenty of parking. It was $5…

I was in Vegas for a conference and ended up entertaining three clients on Thursday night. After dinner, a little gambling, and a lot of drinks one of them hinted that it might be a…

$8 valet mandatory, prompt and courteous as usual. $20 cover by the pleasant enough woman at the desk, earning a magnanimous $1. Passed the bouncer indicating that I was headed upstairs, so no booth or…

This review will include info from my three recent visits over the past month. Last two visits were on Tuesday nights about 9-10 PM. Parking lot was not very busy but I went in anyway,…

Went to the LS twice on a work trip to Detroit. I have grown to really like it. It's sort of a middle ground between Bogart's (dirty in kind of a good way) and the…

Decided to make another visit last Friday night and it wasn’t as much fun as past visits. I arrived around 8pm and left a little after 10pm. Being that was a concert at the arena…

This odyssey begins on a Tuesday just before noon at the Perfect 10 in North Austin—what is happening there? No music until almost 1 PM?—and ends at Rick's just across the interstate. I had never…

Went on a recent Monday afternoon. $5 cover, $10 beer with tip. This bad ass dancwr came up and sat with me for about 15 minutes or so before she had to go on stage.…

This was very much what I've come to expect at Risque in Bristol. A few hot girls, a few girls I'd rather not have seen - and not much to make me want to come…

PLACE: I often visit Miami for business and have limited time for some good time at the clubs before my red eye flights back to Bay area. My goal was to strike up some good…

I visited the club Saturday in the evening. I reached at 6:30 so there was no cover charge. I think the details of the venue has been covered many time so I would not get…

Checked it out right after midnight on Saturday. $20 cover, bouncer and greeter were both chill and nice. They were very interested in what I was into and things like that. That got me a…

Hard to argue this is the default choice for ALL of South East OH, really even including all way up to Columbus area- just because lack of decent club choices, and therefore where most of…

I mean. This place wasn’t ever great. I’ve been a few times and it’s cheap and usually drop on at least a girl to chat with for a while and take for a…

Stopped by Friday around 8. It was karaoke night, apparently lesbian karaoke night. It wasn't that bad, some were good, but the crowd made it better. I say "that bad", but they would have the…

I've been frequenting this club pretty consistently over the past month and dropped in this Friday. It is very easy to find and despite usually coming pretty late into the night, I never have any…

Unless you are a local or already some kind of a devotee, you really have to make an effort to visit this place. It is not "on the way" to anywhere. It is oddly…

My second visit to Nikki's. Aren't there better places on a Saturday night when coming from Hamilton? Why yes there are. There's Solid Gold and Pure Gold, the Mississauga clubs, even Club Paradise and…

Arrived around 6:50-7:10 PM on 10/17/2025 on a Friday. Gentleman who greeted me at the door and welcomed me in was nice. Cover was free. As I entered, I notice there is a bar area…

I went to the Bottoms Up Lounge at 00:15 on a Friday night. There was no cover charge to enter. The bar is along the front wall to the left as you enter. The stage…

I arrived at 4 ish on Saturday and was the first customer. Paid Sharrrif the $10 cover inside and got a $5 Corona. The first dancer was Tiny (light skinned kind of chubby). We…

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday night. Just walked on over from Blue Velvet a few blocks over passing the namesake Newcastle of Newcastle. Walk up to the guy at the front. Welcome in. Walk on…

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday and Tuesday night. Came sunday, found a hot chick but it closed on me, they kicked everyone out and the girls conga lined to the dressing room. I said I'd…

Newcastle upon Tyne, ENG. Sunday night. Pretty quiet out except for some random drunks. Only street parking. Parked right under the Tyne bridge which is a pretty cool structure. Walk up a few guys…

I arrived at the House around 11pm on Saturday night, after parking across the street from the club. I parked on the street and was unsure if it was free or not, because the signs…

My wife and I visit Polekatz once every couple of months. When we started going a couple of years ago, it was fantastic. The women were flirty, they would sit with us and spend time…

If you want to see an example of the true decline in the strip club industry, look no further than Stringfellows. Once recognized worldwide as having the most beautiful women in the world, today…

My second time trying a strip club and decided to try somthing more local. I had wanted to try buck rubs for a bit, but never had the opportunity so thought why not tonight so…

Another review. I’ve really slowed down on my SC visits due to schedule change, economy and boredom. I had free time after 11pm which is rare due to a job going over time. Place is…

Casa Diablo was about a ten minute ride from my hotel near the convention center. They had a decent amount of parking up their steep driveway that appeared free. When I entered about 9:30pm on…

Edinburgh, SCT. Monday night. There three clubs in this intersection and this was the only one open monday night so I venture in. Guy at the front, cover is $5. In you go. Very little…

Casa ....every since the Oregon Supreme Court made their ruling allowing the free expression of the art of the dance Casa has pushed the envelope Casa sits in a commercial part of Portland on…

I got there about an hour after opening. The place was overall fine, but not great. The music was fine, but it was in Spanish, and the place was at least fairly clean. There was…

Back in Vegas for the first time since May, my buddy and I decided to go to Little Darlings again. There are three good things about this club as far as I'm concerned. 1. It's…

I went to Cadillac Lounge last weekend at around 3:30 in the afternoon and was pretty disappointed. I am not writing off a return visit, but would try to go again only at a busier…

Going to PO in the afternoons makes me laugh at most of the reviews I see for virtually every other club. I see things like “I paid 150 for VIP, roaming up top, even a…

Tried L&L South End to spice up a very tedious work trip. Ubered to the venue - area seems pretty decent, with new-ish buildings in the immediate surrounding area, and not far from uptown.…

Went in around 5pm in a Thursday. Club was crowded and many girls to choose from. I was really hoping to catch the shift change and see the night girls come in. I…

arrived around 2 PM on an Wednesday and found only four customers seated around the bar. The venue is small, with a modest stage set in the middle of a square bar area. There…

My first time in a place like this and I can tell you I really like the overall experience. The vibe is very chill and the setup is pretty conducive. . I went in and the place…

Work once again brought me to the area. Decided I would try Silver Criket for the first time. Arrived at about 3pm on a Wednesday. Parking in the back of the building,…

After a stop at Cheetah for their free lunch, and lack of spinners at their place i came over to visit BT. What I found was more spinners (4) than I’ve ever…

I’ve been going here on and off since before COVID. Looking at the reviews I’m going to format mine a little differently. A lot or all guys read these just for the girls, so I…

I was in D for work and only had one evening to get out so I figured that BD was the place given my past experience. Nostalgia is certainly a strong emotion as I…

Decided to check it out, usually do Rhode Island, but figured this was close and worth checking out. Overall good to great experience, will definitely be doing a return visit. Arrived around 4:30ish on a Friday.…

Upon approrching Em Quyen Cafe, the first impresion is one of deliberate anonymity; it’s tucked away in a stip mall, a common locasion for these types of establishments in this part of San Jose. There…

Finally got the chance to come back to this club. I arrived early but not much happen at this club so I decided to got out to eat and later came back around midnight.…

I went to the Ebony Inn a few weeks ago. It’s your standard hood, lap dance spot with 5-6 girls and 8-12 girls at night. I went there around 430pm ish (don’t ask). The cover is…

So this place has weird hours, opens and gets going about 5 or 6 then closes up about 10 or 11p. Got there about 7 and there were about 10 -12 girls and more hanging…

Was in Huntsville for the weekend, after doing some research it looked like Pony Bama was the best place to start my Saturday evening. Easy to find off the highway via Google--plenty of red /…

This place has new ownership and not for the better. Owners are super unfriendly and appear to only have bought the place to date their own strippers. Owners usually date the…

Bad experience here. Parking lot was empty when I got there a little after 12am on a Friday night. I had the night off and wanted some strange. I had just left their sister club…

Entering sweet illusions is always a shocking experience. You open the door, and BAM! there’s the stage. This afternoon is was filled with 10 or so attractive women, and maybe 6-8 PLs. Good news is…

My first time in Pittsburgh and was looking forward to seeing what the Steel City had to offer. Stopped by based on the reviews as well as the fact that it was within walking…

Found myself in Phoenix and went on another strip club spree. First stop was Sugar 44 at about 10pm. Free parking on the side and back, entrance is in the front. I had printed out…

Stopped in on a whim because I've been tired of my regular spots. This basement establishment is right across from Amazon downtown beneath a adult boutique. The place is more or less a run of…

I finally decided to rate this place. I didn't think it was necessary to leave a review since most people can get the gist of the club by reading the other reviews. Definitely worth going…

I came in around like 5pm or so, I rarely ever come out to this part of town, I don't go across the bridge past downtown often unless I'm traveling to somewhere else like another…

There are so many clubs in the area you have to be good to get an afternoon crowd. Well diamond dolls is not it. I'm pretty sure it's better at night but recommend pass during the…

Bad Angel is in the center of Munich, not far from the main train station. It's surrounded by lots of hotels and a ton of kebab places. I visited about 9:30pm on a Wednesday, which…

Walked in took a seat and met my waitress Drea, she was very nice and got all my orders correct, and with the kind of body she had wished she was a dancer. Anyway the…

I went to the Condor on Tuesday evening. This club was on my bucket list, since it is supposed to be the first strip club. - No cover at 6:30 p.m. on a…

I've reviewed Mavericks before but I had never been there during the day. This place opens at noon on Fridays which is cool, and the only place anywhere near here open during the day. I came…

Going to a nude strip club early evening is always hit or miss. It helps to have a prearranged meeting, as I did on this evening. The stage is often not used early…

Stopped by around 3pm a a sunny Thursday afternoon. Maybe 10-15 customers and about 6 dancers. Pretty chill bar that’s pretty large and comfortable. This place has a lot of regulars and a lot of…

This is now my go-to in Fort Worth, it has replaced Rick’s as my first choice. One large stage with two poles/dancers. Two to three smaller satellite stages. Above average cleanliness [for a strip club].…

Was back in town visiting Tampa. The last time I was here two years ago, I think it was called Scarlett's Ybor Strip (or perhaps just Ybor Strip). When I paid my $15…

The last month I have visited Desire a handful of different days Wednesday - Sunday. Thursday and Friday day have been the best shifts I somewhat frequent, so would recommend those if you are new…

I visited there on Friday and Saturday during my camping trip around there. Decent parking space and no cover fees. The club is of decent size and plenty of sitting but you will find most…

Where am I? Tijuana or Pattaya? Keep reading to find out. First let's find the club, probably the nearest club to downtown Phoenix. Located at the Southwest corner of 7th St & Virginia Ave, just…

On my recent Tuesday visits to Mickey’s, I’ve noted that there has been a 2nd employee to facilitate the somewhat new VIP offering. Despite the VIP being open on my recent visits, there has not…

I found myself in town unfortunately visiting family at the Hopkins' Bayview hospital. In need of a distraction I decided to check out the Baltimore scene. It's been over a decade and a…

I had the opportunity to visit this club for a second time this year. My previous visit I had a dance from a lovely Cuban and had hoped to see her again. I arrive early…

First time visitor to Cadillac lounge, gave it a shot to expand my horizons. I’m usually a Foxy or Desire guy but Desire has been going downhill with price inflation. Easy to find club, stage…

Showed up around 12:45 and the dancers were just getting there. There were a lot of latinas from DR, and Colombia. The girls mostly spoke Spanish but were very friendly. Most of them were on…

I'm happy to post the first review for Felina Geneve. This club is a legal brothel in Geneva, Switzerland, a place I have never heard mentioned as a destination for TUSCL members. Based on my…

Cheerleaders offers a perk to their patrons of a two hour open bar party in the month of their birthdays for themselves and 9 friends. Wednesday night was the October party. I was lucky enough…

Tail of three visits. First, Monday afternoon. Stopped to see the infamous Nicole and Cassie. Hit by 3 girls as soon as I sat down, even before the waitress could get to me. Pretty good…

Hey guys redoing as I did not pass inspection last time. I will try to be more detailed this time. So to describe the place I would say the outside looks a little run down. It’s…

Thursday Night at the Jaguars. Arrived at about 1am luckily they close at 3am. Topless Club. Layout has been discussed by others as well as my other review. It is a large party club you will see…

Had a rare Saturday free and some time to kill, so I decided to check out Hank's. To those who haven't been there, Hank's is a low end club, but you can occasionally run into…

A little early, so it was quiet, but I knew enough from 20 minutes at the bar and one dance that it wasn't the place for me. Cajun Club seems to have given up on its…

Woody's interior is just okay, it's pretty dated at this point and probably could be cleaner. But being on the smaller side it's got a solid setup with the stage in the middle and…

I went there about a year ago. I had a fun but not best ever night, it seems more like a place you go to party with strippers, then if your looking for intimate lap…

I’ve been twice this month. My new routine is to stop by, shoot the shit with Patty and give it an hour to see who comes in. Fantasies seems less strict about what time girls…

Out of towner visiting for a 2nd time. I remember the vibe being pretty laid back and low hustle compared to what I'm used to which sounded perfect after a long day at work. Walked…

It was gorgeous sunny day in SoCal, and I get messaged by the mesera, “ Te extraño cariño “/I miss you, darling. So who am I to say no to this pretty lady’s request, considering…

The club is pretty easy access right off Mannheim near Lake street. There are a couple of SC within a couple blocks of each other. Sometimes Gold club is the best, a few…

Having visited a number of SCs in Canada and the USA, I was intrigued what England had to offer and how these clubs could stay in business with the knowledge that everything was strictly air…

I've done many reviews of this club and so I'm going to skip all the club layout, dancer board, drink prices, etc. My visit frequency is about once a quarter, always on a Friday or…

Stopped by briefly on a Friday evening while driving home from a business trip in the DMV. Honestly it was fine, my only real complaint is there weren't that many girls working for…

This is my first time at this establishment. I was at a conference, and had some down time in the middle of the day. This location opens at noon, and is in reasonable…

Decided to check out this place to see what all the hype was about. Flight got in around 2pm. Austin, we need to talk about this airport. It’s a problem. But more on that another…

My first visit to Cheetah was around 7:30 on a Tuesday evening. Plenty of parking and the large parked lot area felt safe. Cover was $5 and was waived into the club. Walked in…

Back snowbirding to FL. I had to be nearby (PB) so stopped in. What a mistake, should have waited until I had time to go to Pompano. Was hungry so I took their lunch…

This is my first time at this establishment. I was at a conference, and had some down time in the middle of the day. This location opens at noon, and is in reasonable…

Went back to Ruby 2 Thursday Afternoon. This is what I would call my go to club. Some of the other clubs in the area are just in my opinion gross. About the club, there…

First time visit with zero expectations. Walked in and immediately got the vibe of it being a local watering hole and kind of intimidated by it / regretted stopping in. It was dead and quiet…

Decided to try going to Chez Paree again after a few decades! If you have never been, it is worth the trip just for experience of getting into the place. It might not be big…

Located in a strip mall with decent parking. Walking in, no doorman present, so no tip/cover on this visit-but for all I know he was on a bathroom break; your experience may…