Reviews

Windsor ON, Friday evening. Smallish parking lot, may need to find street parking. Club is in residential area, right across from houses so seems pretty safe. Walk in and get wanded down, may have paid…

Went here a few times and had a dancer I really bonded with. Prices are about average $20 for lap dances. The rooms for lap dances feel a little elusive. Bartender was friendly and overall…

PLACE: Club Cabaret is housed in a rather unassuming, single-story building that gives off a definite no-frills, industrial-park vibe from the outside. Stepping inside, the main room is a long, rectangular space with the bar…

Went around 10 PM on Sunday, there were around 10-12 girls working there. There was a show on the stage every 25 mins or so, most of the girls were rotating on the floor/upstairs VIP…

Windsor ON, Friday night. Downtown Windsor so park on the street, I had no interest in downloading an app to pay for parking so I went with the just hope you don't catch a ticket…

Was in town so decided to stop by the old stomping ground at around 11pm Sunday evening. Back during pre-COVID this place would have been packed even then, and would have may women who…

I reached this place at around 10 PM on a Tuesday evening. The venue had ample parking, and it was free. Upon entering the club, there were two bouncers dressed in black clothing who checked…

Time for another annual Tennyson review. I've been coming to this local dive club in the Southwestern PA suburbs for 10+ years at this point. It's very reliable for a chill, low pressure experience and…

A couple of times a year I go to Peoria to visit friends and on recent visits I have always stopped in at Club Cabaret, across the river in Creve Coeur, just to spend time…

Parking/Valet: The building is in an industrial area and probably was a good place when all industry was fully operating. Couple of spots out front to park but main parking and club is on the…

I had a free Sunday evening in Lexington and unfortunately, Cowboys, which I have previously enjoyed and reviewed is closed Sundays. I did however use the opportunity to check out the other clubs in town. My…

Parking/Valet: Wow, the front parking area of the club is now totally repaved. That was really a welcome sight after the large pothole issues last winter. Parking along the front and as you enter the…

Southampton, ENG. Saturday night. Parked on the street outside, area seems fine to me. Walk up, guy at the front asks if I've been here before and gives me the rundown. Walk on in, up…

## The Venue This was not my first venture to Stage Dolls and I knew what I was getting into. Right on Hwy 46 with a lit up sign and a dark parking lot. When you…

I had a free Sunday evening in Lexington and unfortunately, Cowboys, which I have previously enjoyed and reviewed is closed Sundays. I did however use the opportunity to check out the other clubs in town. Diva's…

I had a free Sunday evening in Lexington and unfortunately, Cowboys, which I have previously enjoyed and reviewed is closed Sundays. I did however use the opportunity to check out the other clubs in town. My…

Southampton, ENG. Saturday night. I parked next to the park across the street, parking was tough. City seems safe to me. This is like the college kid drinking hangout strip out here. Nightclub with a…

Hit this place about 1230 on a Thursday. Fair amount of cars in parking lot which I thought was a good think. Quick tip, stop in the entry way for 30 seconds before you…

Club is off an exit in a strip mall is area. Seemed pretty safe at least to me. Was in town visiting family so I naturally hit the club multiple times. Cover: $20 which they give…

My visit to Kittens. I arrived and the parking lot was at capacity, so I parked on a side street. There is a bar attached to the building, but the bar had eight people…

Thursday evening, London ON. Club is located right in the middle of the downtown core I think so no club parking, need to pay and park on the street or in an expensive lot across…

After another dismal afternoon visit on Wednesday, I returned Thursday evening to watch football and partake of $10.00 lap dances. $10.00 cover, perfunctory pat down and I walk into the club. Layout_ large bar when you…

OK, this will be a bit awkward in that it's a summary of three afternoon visits on a Monday, Tuesday, and Saturday (not in that order, and not in the same week) from earlier this…

No real competition in the area. Even in Beckley and Charleston, the clubs are not better. Charleston's club does have excellent stage lighting. When you arrive, they do scan your driver's license. This…

Checked Haven Place out last weekend - both on Friday and Saturday night. The club is off of Rt. 40 (Pulaski Highway) roughly a mile down the same street as the Gold Club, but a…

I went in on a Sunday night and this point I’m somewhat of an occasional visitor to the establishment, at least once a month. Parking is $5 and $10 dollars depending on the day, there’s…

The place: I haven’t posted a review of this place in a while, but the layout is the same as my old reviews. Two stages, one is in the upper VIP seating area. you may…

Thursday evening, Chatham ON. No club parking, Park on the street beside the club and hope to not get a ticket. Walk in, stage is in the middle of the club with seating all around…

I can't believe it has been over a year since my last visit! Funny thing, nothing has changed with the physical attributes of the club. Plenty of free parking in the unpaved lot, no cover,…

Went to Scores early on a Wednesday. It was about 7:00. I know if was early, but there just wasn't much going on. There were maybe five dancers. They were all sitting…

Visited BSC during my visit to Phoenix as it was closer to the Airport around 15 to 20 minutes drive and was rated high. I am glad I tried this place. The…

I visited DV8 on a Monday evening about 10pm, after a fifteen minute ride from my airport hotel. There was nobody at the door, so no pat down, ID check, or cover charge. There was…

Back after a long hiatus. Vivide is a pink building, and has two floors filled with Latinas, mostly cubans. In the past it was rare to find a latina that wasn't very high mileage. However…

Reviewed here before and will do it from time to time ... when you go in, to the right you pay the cover of $7 and there are 3 stages here one a few feet…

Got three around noon. Easy drive from Philly. Safe neighborhoods. Plenty parking. Free lunch Monday to Friday. Not today since it's weekend. Walk in. No doorman until 7. It's a Sunday. Things kinda slow. Long…

This is a decent place and I got what I was came for. The club itself is alright. Pretty dark lighting, a bit of a ghetto clientele but nothing threatening, and it's easily accessible right off…

Portsmouth, ENG. Saturday night. Just came from Elegance. Downtown Portsmouth. Streets are pretty tight here I was able to find a spot though, but a couple blocks over and just walk around. Guy at the…

Portsmouth, ENG. Saturday night. Portsmouth is a pretty cool coastal english city, real safe. Parking is tough around here but I found a spot. Walk on in, too friendly Jamaican dudes working the front. ID…

I got to BSC about 2pm. There were 15-20 cars in the parking lot. As usual, no cover, no ID, one bouncer at the door. It takes 10 minutes for your eyes to adjust to…

First off I do sometimes like this club, but there are many reasons for avoidance. It’s very big, and the TV shows the song the dancer dances to. The dancers usually do 3 song sets…

Cardiff, WLS. Friday night. Just walked over from For Your Eyes Only. Cover is free, one of the girls outside gave me a get in free card. I acted like it made me decide to…

Cardiff, WLS. Friday night in Wales. Cardiff is a cool town, parking is tough in the area, I parked many blocks away. All kinds of folks walking out here, packed. Walk up to the bouncer,…

Cardiff, WLS. Friday night. First stop in Cardiff. Really cool town, all the strip clubs in town are on this strip, pedestrian only crawl, chock full of people. I parked a few blocks away, parking…

It was my first time visiting The Pony in Peoria and it won't be my last. Upon entering, paid the $10 cover charge, had my ID scanned and got the mandatory wand check for weapons. The…

Visited this iconic spot on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s in a big strip mall right off the interstate. Plenty of free parking for the whole strip mall. I go there about 2 pm and walked…

Brighton, ENG. Saturday night. Brighton is a pretty cool beach town. Reminds me of San Francisco. I parked a few blocks up the hill and walked over, your not getting parking on this street right…

Stopped by Friday night, haven't been in awhile. Not much changed, $10 cover before 8 and $20 after. ID check and enter. Bar to right, Stage to front and chairs all around. About 5-6 customers…

Brighton, ENG. Saturday night. Just came from Grace up a few blocks. Down here, no parking whatsoever it's a cobble, pedestrian only street, so park the car somewhere, dismount and walk on over. Walk on…

Bristol, ENG. Friday night. Walked on over from Central Chambers, now here. Go up to a real freindly Welsh dude working the door. Big character guy. Gave me the run down. I probably spent 20…

Bristol, ENG. Friday night. Downtown Bristol. A lot of drunk folks out and about. Parking is a bitch but I actually found a spot right out in front on the street, not sure if that…

Built back from the road with a large parking lot, it is easy to find a parking spot. About 30 cars in the lot on a Thursday early evening. Got there around 6pm and there…

I hit Sugar 44 this Monday night and had an incredible first experience at an AZ club. Pulling up to the venue may have you convinced it is a bit seedy, as the area is…

I went to Magic City on a Tuesday after midnight as I was in atlanta for business and my flight wasn't for a few days after, I was alone ended up spending over $3,500. Shots…

$25 cover on a Thursday. One door guy, one bouncer and another guy taking cover. Seemed like more men working there than women No where to sit. The club was mostly empty and all the…

Visited on a Sunday afternoon as I have a couple of times in the past. Usually more of a Friday evening guy but sometimes services can be better on the daytime shift. Ample…

Local hometown bar with beautiful naked women. The establishment was very clean, the dancers played there own music smaller stage when there were 2 dancers on stage it was crowded however the dancers all seemed…

Went in on a Monday night not expecting much, but the ladies working were all amazing. The music was typical club music, but a lot of good ones. Just your typical T stage with 2…

Over the years I have learned 3 things about pompano clubs: 1) I don't like Diamind Dolls; 2) Booby trap sucks at night and is the best during the day; and Cheetah sucks during the…

I went to Oz in clearwater about a month ago. I had never been before but I had looked over the website beforehand so I knew a little bit what to expect. The website (fortunately)…

I went in last Thursday around 930 to see a dancer I had been talking to on Inst. when you go through the doors you go down a small roped off hallway. The bouncer…

Went to Perfect 10 on Thursday evening around 8 PM. The club wasnt very busy with chairs around main stage and more on the stage near the VIP room. I have been to this…

Was passing through Baltimore for business and had never visited the infamous Block. After briefly checking out other places nearby, which were all pretty dead around 7 pm on a Friday night, decided to…

This visit was on the weekend, around 5pm. Cover was $5 and parking was free. I mean, you can't really beat this type of cost savings. Drinks are also cheap. Since it was early, the…

Back in 2015 this spot is the first time Is set foot in a strip club. The only reason I came by here was to pick up my co workers to celebrate one of their…

Birmingham, ENG. Thursday night. Ozzie's hometown. Just came from Spearmint Rhino. Coming over here now, it's like a party area in Birmingham, there's some kind of night club right across the way. I walk in…

We stopped in about 2:30 on Saturday afternoon to find a fairly full parking lot full, with half of the spots taken up by Harleys. Concerned the place would be packed inside, we quickly relieved…

Birmingham, ENG. Thursday night. Off a busy road. Use the actual lot or park on the street. I parked at the lot next door and I got a fucking parking ticket off a camera! WTF…

Visited Sioux City for an evening, and had nothing better to do than look at some tits. I've never been to this place before. It's kind of odd. I got there around 6…

West Bromwich, ENG. Thursday night. A typical bar, restaurant late night street type area. I parked in the neighborhood behind. Cover was £10 to get in and in we are. Real nice joint. Walk in,…

Saturday afternoon, despite the protest at the capital, I arrived around 2.30pm. No cover as it was in the daytime. As Halloween approaches, they got decorated spooky. It did have the atmosphere and I enjoyed…

Manchester, ENG. Wednesday night. Walking on over from Whiskey Down. Parking is difficult in downtown Manchester. Find a lot and dismount. Area is fine just some drunk folks out and about. Walk on in, cover…

Manchester, ENG. Wednesday night. Long Legs is probably the best option in Manchester. But it does close early. I was there about midnight around, closes at 1am and the girls were already starting to get…

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. These scousers yeah hard to understand these motherfuckers. No parking at all, the streets are way too narrow. It's like the nightlife sector of liverpool, I parked a few blocks away.…

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. I parked a couple blocks away, no street parking here. Area is fine. Guy at the front, walk on in. One guy in the window, £10 to get in and in…

I drove past here a couple weeks ago and saw they were back open. It used to be a decent club that shut down right around COVID. I decided to pop in an check it…

After being in Portland for a week. Finally got a day off and decided to give Cabaret a try after hearing positive things about it. Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon at approx 230, they…

Manchester, ENG. Walked on over here from Long Legs. Downtown Manchester I wouldn't bother with trying parking. Area is alright. Walk up black dude out front says hello and in you go. Down the steps…

Entered right about noon to get the $15 dollar pre-fixe steak lunch. Forget how much the drinks were but my whole bill was less than $40 bucks. Can't beat a steak and a whole meal…

Came here on a Thursday to check out the $100 15 min VIP deal. Pretty large club but it’s mostly concentrated to the first room with seating around a main stage and a slightly elevated…

I had a great time here. Street parking, didn't have to search for a spot for too long. We got there early (9pm) so there was plenty of room at the bar, and some tables,…

Every once in a while I miss the old playhouse and this time I could only make it around dinner time. This place is a thru and thru a day bar and even loses some…

Arrived around 8pm and found easy parking in there lot. As I approached the door the parking attendent came out the front door and informed me that it was $5 to park, but that I…

There are several descriptions of the set up of the club. I've come to realize the best spot is the bench seat in the corner. The spot might as well be VIP. Seductions has become…

Club Desire is a one of the better clubs in Providence. Maybe the girls are hotter at Foxy Lady, atmosphere more fun / stripclubby (?) at CL and services less expensive at Mickeys but overall,…

This place can sometimes feel more like a nightclub than a gentlemen’s club. It’s darker than your typical club and the music gets loud when the place gets going. My take is the layout influences…

While in Geneva I discovered this FKK club within a block of my hotel, so I did what all TUSCLers would expect me to do. I checked it out. And I was disappointed. I seem to…

I popped into Richard's on a Tuesday afternoon around 3pm - my fourth visit. They publish their dancer's schedule on Instagram at the beginning of the week, so I knew the names of who would…

TP is... a concept. If you're looking for an all-night rager, this probably isn't it. However, if you need a casual, non-alcoholic spot to try and strike up a conversation, it might be worth a…

I had no idea what Devon even looked like. I’ve heard and read about her for years. On my way north I decided to stop in as usual. I called ahead to hear the schedule. There…

I stopped by The Candy Store at about 1:30pm. The place is right at a very busy intersection with nothing to obscure you as you get out of your car and into through the door.…

Silk is now my go to Strip club. Their security is tight. Armed guard outside and inside you need to show govt ID before the pat down. This place generally has Latin women work. The others…

Monday visit to PH is always interesting. Usually not a lot of girls on the lineup. Many leave around 4-5, with very few coming in to replace them, because they close at…

I left the Candy Store for an appointment that ended up being delayed, so I decided to check out nearby Crazy Girls. The place looks like a Florida-type club from the outside and there was…

After Sugar 44 and Bourbon St, I was ready to check out the legendary Hi-Liter. I got there at about 1:15 am (they close at 2a) and still had to pay the $10 cover to…

I had been to Bourbon once before on a Saturday night in January. The place had been hopping with a full crowd and girls dancing on all three stages. It was one of my fave…

I was in the area and decided to check out this club. It is located in a strip mall. I got there about 6:30pm and there was plenty of parking. It was $5…

I was in Vegas for a conference and ended up entertaining three clients on Thursday night. After dinner, a little gambling, and a lot of drinks one of them hinted that it might be a…

$8 valet mandatory, prompt and courteous as usual. $20 cover by the pleasant enough woman at the desk, earning a magnanimous $1. Passed the bouncer indicating that I was headed upstairs, so no booth or…

This review will include info from my three recent visits over the past month. Last two visits were on Tuesday nights about 9-10 PM. Parking lot was not very busy but I went in anyway,…

Went to the LS twice on a work trip to Detroit. I have grown to really like it. It's sort of a middle ground between Bogart's (dirty in kind of a good way) and the…