Reviews

Manchester, ENG. Wednesday night. Long Legs is probably the best option in Manchester. But it does close early. I was there about midnight around, closes at 1am and the girls were already starting to get…

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. These scousers yeah hard to understand these motherfuckers. No parking at all, the streets are way too narrow. It's like the nightlife sector of liverpool, I parked a few blocks away.…

Liverpool, ENG. Wednesday night. I parked a couple blocks away, no street parking here. Area is fine. Guy at the front, walk on in. One guy in the window, £10 to get in and in…

I drove past here a couple weeks ago and saw they were back open. It used to be a decent club that shut down right around COVID. I decided to pop in an check it…

After being in Portland for a week. Finally got a day off and decided to give Cabaret a try after hearing positive things about it. Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon at approx 230, they…

Manchester, ENG. Walked on over here from Long Legs. Downtown Manchester I wouldn't bother with trying parking. Area is alright. Walk up black dude out front says hello and in you go. Down the steps…

Entered right about noon to get the $15 dollar pre-fixe steak lunch. Forget how much the drinks were but my whole bill was less than $40 bucks. Can't beat a steak and a whole meal…

Came here on a Thursday to check out the $100 15 min VIP deal. Pretty large club but it’s mostly concentrated to the first room with seating around a main stage and a slightly elevated…

I had a great time here. Street parking, didn't have to search for a spot for too long. We got there early (9pm) so there was plenty of room at the bar, and some tables,…

Every once in a while I miss the old playhouse and this time I could only make it around dinner time. This place is a thru and thru a day bar and even loses some…

Arrived around 8pm and found easy parking in there lot. As I approached the door the parking attendent came out the front door and informed me that it was $5 to park, but that I…

There are several descriptions of the set up of the club. I've come to realize the best spot is the bench seat in the corner. The spot might as well be VIP. Seductions has become…

Club Desire is a one of the better clubs in Providence. Maybe the girls are hotter at Foxy Lady, atmosphere more fun / stripclubby (?) at CL and services less expensive at Mickeys but overall,…

This place can sometimes feel more like a nightclub than a gentlemen’s club. It’s darker than your typical club and the music gets loud when the place gets going. My take is the layout influences…

While in Geneva I discovered this FKK club within a block of my hotel, so I did what all TUSCLers would expect me to do. I checked it out. And I was disappointed. I seem to…

I popped into Richard's on a Tuesday afternoon around 3pm - my fourth visit. They publish their dancer's schedule on Instagram at the beginning of the week, so I knew the names of who would…

TP is... a concept. If you're looking for an all-night rager, this probably isn't it. However, if you need a casual, non-alcoholic spot to try and strike up a conversation, it might be worth a…

I had no idea what Devon even looked like. I’ve heard and read about her for years. On my way north I decided to stop in as usual. I called ahead to hear the schedule. There…

I stopped by The Candy Store at about 1:30pm. The place is right at a very busy intersection with nothing to obscure you as you get out of your car and into through the door.…

Silk is now my go to Strip club. Their security is tight. Armed guard outside and inside you need to show govt ID before the pat down. This place generally has Latin women work. The others…

Monday visit to PH is always interesting. Usually not a lot of girls on the lineup. Many leave around 4-5, with very few coming in to replace them, because they close at…

I left the Candy Store for an appointment that ended up being delayed, so I decided to check out nearby Crazy Girls. The place looks like a Florida-type club from the outside and there was…

After Sugar 44 and Bourbon St, I was ready to check out the legendary Hi-Liter. I got there at about 1:15 am (they close at 2a) and still had to pay the $10 cover to…

I had been to Bourbon once before on a Saturday night in January. The place had been hopping with a full crowd and girls dancing on all three stages. It was one of my fave…

I was in the area and decided to check out this club. It is located in a strip mall. I got there about 6:30pm and there was plenty of parking. It was $5…