Reviews

Chicago Club This review will cover a visit to the Chicago Club in La Zona on a Monday night in late February with fellow monger, JustinYoo. Please see accompanying reviews of Hong…

Context: This is my 200th review. That is a lot of time (well spent?) working on the art of strip clubbing. This review of the Filly will sound a lot like my review…

This review covers three weekdays. First time was about 1am and they close at 2. 5 cover. BDD was the emptiest I’d ever seen it with the lot less…

I’ve been here about 5 times and really like it here. I always park across the street to avoid paying for the valet parking. There’s a big parking lot with a bunch…

The place is the same as detailed in all other reviews. Men’s room is small as one can imagine, two urinals and a non working toilet. And a working sink. $10 house entrance…

Many reviews for the Pink Palace. It’s a Pink Building off of 130 not far from NJ turnpike exit. Large rectangular bar that takes up most of the first floor.…

Recently went to club Blaze on a Friday evening with the guys, got there around 5pm thanks to Atlanta traffic. Usually we are day shift adventures but couldn’t make it thanks…

Came in with a Providence bro on a Friday afternoon and it was hoppin. Parking lot was nearly full and there were a bunch of dancers. I got a mixed drink for…

I visited this place on a Wednesday night. They sent me a driver and I was welcomed. We were a group of 7 people, and had a good table. We had a deal for…

Bar Tropical This review will encompass a recent trip to La Zona with fellow monger, JustinYoo, over a 3 day excursion Monday through Wednesday in late February. Please refer to my recent…

Okay! So you know if you read any of my reviews, ima keep it 100! You walk in the club and 2 options. $25 no dances $50 for dances. My dumb ass showed…

Went in a few weeks ago. When you enter, you walk through a metal detector and then pay $10 entry. When you get in, the DJ is to the right, with the…

I visited Scarlett's on a Friday afternoon, arriving around 3PM. The club has a dedicated parking lot that is well lit and monitored (at night). The area, while not glitzy,…

I was told by a dancer at one club that one of my current favorite dancers had moved to Essex. In all my years, I'd never been here before, so I was…

Having been to DV8 several times over the years there is something about this spot that keeps drawing me back. On any given shift there are 6-12 girls ranging in looks from…

Had a client cancel an afternoon appointment and had a little free time so decided to swing by one of my favorite quick stops. It was Tuesday around 4:30 and pulled in…

I went there on a Monday afternoon, maybe about 3pm. You pass a metal detector when you enter. I had to pass it twice, as the guard there wasn't on duty the…

Saturday afternoon visit to Bourbon Street. Parking lot was deceptively sparse, but there were plenty of people inside once I got in. No cover before 6pm and I usually just get a…

I've seen some incredibly beautiful faces and figures at Ricks. She might have been the best. Truth is, I hadn't been to Ricks in the past six years or more. This is a…

I went here last year on a whim and saw one of the girls. Blind, petite, cute, nothing super crazy. I was brought into a private room with a couch where she…

I don’t know why I keep trying with this place. I have lived in Maine for 6 years now and have been here probably once a year and each time it’s horrible! The…

After two great experiences at Palomino as someone newer to the scene, I stopped by on a Tuesday night when in town. I took an uber from the strip and paid the…

Stopped in after a few years absence. Was let in without cover at 620. Sat down at the bar, and was immediately greeted by Hope. Gorgeous blond with amazing body and…

I decided to visit Jimmy’s last Saturday night. I hadn’t been in a few years, so I wanted to see how it was. It’s about a 40 minute drive from…

Came here on a Wednesday around 9:30 while in town for a conference. Large square room with main bar on the left hand side as you enter. The main stage sits in…

I stopped by the pink palace on Saturday afternoon. It is not hard find, it’s on route 130. It has a big parking lot with plenty of spots. I entered the club…

This is my updated review. Last time I came here was late Nov ‘24. Came in Friday around 9:30pm. The entrance fee was around $12. A lot of available parking. Location is…

I crawled some Miami clubs tonight. This one was the second I hit up. I arrived around 11:45. The cover was 20. I arrived by uber so didn’t have any parking hassle.…

I visited Acropolis for the first time with some friends because we were hungry after the Winterhawks game and one of them suggested we go here for steaks. A strip club for…

This was my second visit to Paradise and I will start off by saying it wasn't nearly as good as my first visit. The club is in what appears to be an old…

So The Building ? Like many of the past reviews its has been described as bright Pink . It sits on the South side of Route 130 in Burlington Nj . The…

Its been I think 3 years since I last visited and looks like 6 years since my first visits (and first review). Basics: small pink building along 130, huge parking lot…

This building is directly behind Frank's hot dogs, and it can be hard to find; follow the signs. An added bonus, if you use the ATM it will show up on your…

Small place on a busy street corner, across from the CVS. Easy to miss. If you're using GPS, make sure you're looking for Van Houten AVENUE and not Van Houten Street . Place…

This is a compilation of two visits, both in the afternoon. The club gets off to a slow start, not unlike any other club. This is an all black club on my…

Decided to check out the scene at an old favorite on the way home. The club is basically a single room with a large rectangular bar with a stage on the…

Went to Lidos on a football Sunday during the playoffs after an uneventful time at Cheaters and was happily surprised at the good time that was had. Big parking lot, fairly…

Been going to the Rail less lately since it's been lacking in new talent for years now. Arrived just after midnight my last visit. For a Saturday, it really seemed low capacity-wise.…

I love visiting this club every time I’m in Philly. It feels kind of shady getting there, you’re walking through mid-town which is really nice and then there’s a somewhat dark alley…

Stopped by about two weeks ago around 3 on a Tuesday. I was stuck in traffic up north and decided I would drop by. Haven’t been since right after Covid but I…

I went to cheetah last Wednesday Night around 10 pm. Plenty of free parking in their well lit parking lot. And paid 10 dollars to get in. Had plenty of ones but…

I had sometime to kill so I decided to give this place a shot. When you walk in it is extremely dark mostly because you have to let your eyes adjust from…

Okay, so this was my first time at the ultimate adult playground. So I must admit I was scared initially to go to TJ, especially with the climate between the US…

Flash dancers is my go to place as the talent there is always amazing and above average. But this particular visit was bad. About the place two door to enter the club.…

Okay! If you’ve read any of my reviews you know I love going back to a spot when it hits. My Austin spot was chica bonitos. So as soon as I landed,…

Arrived about 5:00 and parked in the back dirt lot. Lot attendant confirmed I was in the back lot so there was no parking fee. Cover was $10 with a light pat…

Another lunchtime visit, midweek. It’s pretty disappointing that post Covid this club cut their hours. Before I used to be able to go from noon, any day of the week. Now it’s…

It's been awhile since I've visited a strip club (have to be a bit money-conscious at the moment) so I figured I should stop on by especially since I wanted to have…

I was leaving work in downtown Raleigh late and I was bored so I figured since I was going right by it I stop at Ricks. I arrived already 9pm and stayed…

So after a few months of waiting for the renovations to settle in, I decided to give G-Spot a try to see how things are looking these days. For the most part,…