Reviews

This is my go-to strip club in the SF Bay Area. Place is a bit run down, weird theatre style. Went down here on a Monday evening, around 15 or so dancers, ranged from 5…

No cover before 8:00 PM. The girls are about average looking. Typical girl there is probably a 5 or 6 with maybe 1 or 2 girls in there that are 9s. Fair price for drinks…

Was driving from LA to SF and decided to take a detour. Entrance fee was $20 and the club was relatively empty, there was a one drink minimal. While sitting alone for 5 minutes, a…

The club looked ghetto and is next to a very busy street. The club owner has a dance club in another town and a strip club in City of Industry. The entrance fee was $7…

I was driving through Saginaw after doing a survey, and decided to stop. I had seen the billboards for the place numerous times on previous drives through. When I went in, the place…

This was my first SC visit way back when. I was too young, but if you showed the door guy some cash he would let you in with a stern look. That might have changed…

My friends and I went on a Tuesday because we heard it was five dollar table dances and byob.we took a bottle of crown and coke,and a 24 pack of beer. The cover charge…

At one point in time, this was one of my favorite clubs in NYC. In many ways, it still is a good club, but it has lost a lot of it's luster recently. It might…

Visited on a Friday afternoon, building is very non-descript, 1 sign out front and the building is barren, seems freshly painted, not even the entrance is clearly marked. Entered, paid the $10 cover and…

The bigger the natural boobs the uglier the girls. The really hot girls have tiny titties. There was only one fake pair on duty when I came in. This is a topless-only…

As noted previously, this is a huge club and there are lots of dancers, even in the middle of the afternoon. It is very professional and the vibe is a little cool if you…

I'm still not used to the place opening at 4 but went anyway because I had a client in town and we had a later dinner meeting. We stopped in for a few beers and…

Excellent place. Besides the tons of hottie there's a large parking lot with optional valet parking. I would rate the overall quality of the girls on average being an eight. Half of the girls at…

I love paradise favorite club ever. The dancers there aren't all good looking, some are fugly, but some are just sexy, last time I went their they had this big titty white girl think her…

Visited this club due to a freinds insistance and it being real close to my job. Used to be the old Diamond Jacks, and when you walk in it is not very much different.…

Got there early (around 5pm) after seeing no activity at Palomino's and completely missing Chicas Bonitas (I hadn't joined tuscl.net yet :) ) Anyways, there wasn't much going on but I blame that mostly due…

It has been a little while since I have been in the club. Adrian now is the dj Sunday thru Thursday. Brandon now handles this weekend. It is a bit different when…

If you like ethnic blonde women (Russians) who are light skinned, who are in shape and have little body fat then this is the place for you. Gallaghers is an upscale club in Queens. As…

the HL never fails to disappoint. It is the start of the new month, the tax man is coming this month and I started thinking to my self that this might be the opportunity that…

Though in decline, this is still the best club in the OC for mileage and beautiful dancers. Came in on a Thursday night and saw the lovely, sultry Makenzie, as well as Dana, a short/busty/beautiful…

Unless you are a local and know these dancers already skip this place. After a $20 investment in the cover a drink and parking I decided in less than 10 mins that this club wasn't…

This place has potential. First it is newly renovated and is as nice as any Vegas style club in Houston or Atlanta. Comfy cup chairs and overall a very modern design. the place could win…

I stopped here at 10pm on my way south to Santa Fe, trying to get to Pueblo before midnight. So I had about an hour to kill. Club is in two sections, with a nominal…

This is my favorite club to visit in the brisbane CBD when there on business. Girls and hostesses are friendly and don't mind a chat. Dance prices are one of the cheapest I've come across…

Spent a long weekend in Melbourne and ended up here everynight. The best and dirtiest (in a good way) strip club I've been to. Club does seem to be run by thugs, but they didn't hassle…

I was told this is where the locals go. I took a cab from the Quarter which cost less than $20. There is a beat up parking lot for free use if you drive yourself.…

Just as my impressions of these two clubs were going straight down hill yesterday it was up hill all the way. First went to PP to see what was going on with low expectations. Was…

Where do I begin this club has plenty of parking Space. On busy business road in shopping center . Wouldn't take mal free cover card some b. s Excuse until told them I'll use it at another…

Centerfolds is in a safe area. There's plenty of parking. The bar is in front of you when you walk in. The stage is to the right of the bar. I've been to Centerfolds twice.…

Had the day off and so did some buddies so we decided since we were already downtown to check out the hustler club. It was free because we went at around 2pm and they also…

This club is located in Springfield which is a town next to Eugene. Outside is so-so - not super nice, but not really sketch either. Others have described the interior and done a good job…

I have been to Christies quite a few times and they have always been at night. During the evening i saw beautifl girls and got some pretty good dances. Seeing how i have always had…

Let me start by saying, why in the hell can't the strippers be fully naked? Pasties really? I'm from Atlanta where you can get full contact and the girls get booty butt naked. My boyfriend…

Went to The Playhouse on a Wednesday eve around 11:30 p.m. – it was my 1st time visiting. There was a $1 dollar parking fee – yeap $1. Don’t know if this is something new…

This place is in a pretty sketchy part of town, my buddy and I wanted to go to a seedy place, so this is more or less what we were looking for. $20 cover to…

It was a slow Tuesday night and it was raining really hard. I decided to go check out the ritz after reading all the reviews and that I only loved 10 min. from there. I…

I stopped by on 2 different days and had 2 very different experiences. On the first I wasn't in the place 2 minutes before a girl named Brie left her group of customers and other…

I was looking for Platinum Diamonds on 74 but stopped in here by accident after seeing the Topless sign. The drinks here were overpriced and the selection of girls wasn't as good as i'd hoped-…

This is the sort of club that you take out a client you want to impress. It has several stages, but the main one is like a fashion show runway. They have an area at…

Only one night in Melbourne on this trip. Although I was keen to get back to Kittens, my workmates wanted to drop in here as it was close to our accommodation. Did I have a…

Jiggles will be closing soon and be torn down to make way for a mall according to the news. I stopped by on a saturday evening (early) and there were some decent girls there. Probably…

Been going to the GGR for years. It is not a great place to hang out; chairs are old and uncomfortable, and the stage show is really just a time killer. The main…

Don't go too often to Desire as previous visits have been frustrated that the club is very much dedicated to regulars. I have been there so many times where virtually all of the girls…

This place is pretty poppin' Went there a couple months ago for the first time and was pretty satisfied with the environment and the women. Had a couple nude dances from some stunning women. Both…

I cruised by GiGi's on Thursday night. I have been there a couple time in the past three months so I will talk about all the visits. GiGi has a $4 cover and…

Paid a visit here using a free admission pass off their web site. Clean, sort of classy environment club. Big stage and lapdance area in the corner. Saw about ten dancers there on the night.…

Dropped by to check out Lust for the first time this past Saturday. As many have said, this is a really nice club. When you walk in, the bar is tucked to the left side…

I almost always swing by TC when I come to town. This visit was incredibly slow, so I didn't have the good time that I normally have when I visit. When you walk in, the bar…

Posted as a public service: The Hells Angels are implicated in the 2012 burning of a controversial Columbia strip club as part of an insurance fraud scheme, but only one person has been named as a…

Me and some of the guys like to get down to St Simons sometimes for a weekend to do some fishing and get away from the wives. This time it rained the entire weekend so…

This is a review of Follies covering three visits over the past month. I went to the club after 9pm on a Friday night. The parking lot and club was packed. No place to sit…

Pricing is $40 for first dance then $20 after. The stage is a good size and feature 5 to 6 girls at a time. The rest of the area has some comfy chairs and a…

Went there for the 1st time not knowing what to expect based on some mixed reviews. I did not know it was only a bikini bar. There were some very friendly girls, but not very…

Stopped here on a Tuesday night, a little after 11pm. I usually don't go to clubs this late at night, but when I have gone, it seems usually the best looking girls are there…

Had fond memories of the old Joy of Austin so I decided to see if this sister club was similar. The answer is YES! Had to pay the full $5 cover at 3…

Had fond memories of the old Joy of Austin so I decided to see if this sister club was similar. The answer is YES! Had to pay the full $5 cover at 3…

This is the best club in Dayton for mileage that I know of. Place is clean but on the border of being in a bad neighborhood. Don't particularly feel safe leaving at night but never…

I arrived at 7:00 pm and the evening shift had just arrived. The second dancer on stage was Alix, who just returned after taking a few months off. I welcomed her return and after three…

I go to this place a lot so this review is sort of an impression of Fritz over years of time. Fritz is a pretty large place, kind of barn-like actually. There's a pretty large…

Went here on a Saturday afternoon. Basically, I would say that this place is mediocre at best. I wouldn't go so far as to say that it absolutely sucks, but if this is…

Drove 2 hours to get here, arrived at 1pm and there were 6 dancers working. Interesting place, adult store with a strip club in the back. $10 to get in and once you're in…

Decided to hit up Paradise after reading reviews here and on other boards. The reviews were correct. This place is wild. Got there around 10 and sat down and got my soft…

This town is weak in clubs, and this was a weak example of a weak town. First off, I have never been at any club that charged 8.25 for a yuengling beer. Apparently they…

Came here today on a recent trip to NYC. Been here about 7 yrs ago before and had a great experience with great mileage. Decided to check it out again. Went on Wednesday…

I showed up on a Tuesday night. IIn order to get into the club, the doorman wanted to scan my ID. I refused. I told him he could look at my ID…

This was my first weekend visit. It was a bit better than my weekday ones. One real good per k...they have an outdoor grill with hot dogs burger's. A nice touch. The dancer quality…

I heard about this place on tuscl. I was driving thru Oklahoma Coty on a road trip and decided to check this place out. I got there about 9:00 p.m. and the parking lot was…

I visited this club with a friend after a day on the beach (the closeness to the beach being a nice plus in the summer). It was afternoon and the cover was cheap ($5) but…

I've passed by Jiggles many times and bypassed as it's an all-age club (no alcohol). On this trip, I'd pre-funked, and decided to stop in on a lark, as I'd heard Jiggles would soon…

Second visit to Mystic. I came again looking for a specific dancer, and by lucky coincidence found her at the end of her shift. The club isn't any different from my last visit,…

This is not a normal strip club. It is a brothel. The guy behind the bar is the pimp, and he will take whatever you can pay him to give you some private time during…

I was on a business trip on my own so decided to vist Fantasy Palace to keep myself entertained. This is a great club with some lovely girls (and also the usual dead wood you will…

I stopped into Lustys on my way back from a business trip to Cleveland. Parking is in a lot along the side of the building. I walked in and it took my eyes…

Been to the Spice Lounge a couple of times. The place is fairly large with one stage in the main room. Drinks are average price. The couple of times I was there was…

My second trip in probably a year or so. Tuesday evening around 7:30 or 8:00 p.m. There were approximately 6 girls working but I only saw one on the stage and one working the room.…

Well...I gotta tell you, I'm never disappointed at the Harem...still my favorite club. This wednesday after work visit was the most fantastic I've had. You see...I finally broke through with my most favorite dancer...ST**.…

Why dont I come here more often, I havent been there in at least 9 months and the waitress remembers me (still dont know if that is a good or a bad thing?). Loads of…

Not sure why there are so many haters of this club. If you are looking for glitz and glamour you can probably tell by the outside of the building this may not be the place…

It was an easy Saturday night, with lots of gorgeous ladies in seductive outfits, ready to fulfill any man's fantasy. On that evening, I had my eyes on Brittney. Brittney has dark blonde hair, a…

Went here for a friends bachelor party, was interesting to say the least. A rough part of town if you ask me, and the dancers were also on the rough side. One of the girls…

My first visit to Dayton, led me to the Harem. Let me say that I wasn't expecting much it is Ohio after all. But man was I wrong, this place is now my…

This club is hit or miss. First this club is one of smallest size building I've ever been to. They get busy after 8 pm man if you go take a leak when You return…

Well, I went there fairly early around 5 pm. There was 1 other customer who was chatting with the very friendly bartender. There were only a handful of girls there at that time. The first…

Not the best looking club. Old and small but very laid back kinda joint. Girls work hard for the money. Soo hard for money lol went around 6:30 pm no cover Until 7 I think .…

Got here early on a Wednesday afternoon with the idea of spending the whole afternoon. Maybe 5 customers and early dancer attendance was very poor - maybe 6-8 dancers in the house with only…

Visited Heartbreakers after a pretty down afternoon at Platinum Plus. Attendance here was also pretty poor - maybe 10 customers and 6-7 dancers. Dancer quality not all that high, but it was a…

stopped in on a Saturday afternoon. Not bad, not a great section of city though. Inside was ok, full bar, tvs, two types of private dances, one off to the side of main…

I had some time to kill on a Friday afternoon so i decided to have a beer and look at boobs. Keep in mind this was like maybe 3pm on a Friday, I didn't…

What a disappointment! I visited this club early last year and had a great 3.5-4 star time. So despite the recent reviews below, since I was back in Coeur d’ Alene I just had to…

After reading some of the (below) reviews... And, I don't get some of you, "jokers" dudes, smh! I mean, some of you guys, write reviews; complaining like a disgruntled dancer, about how cheap the…

So I re-visited what I determined is the best club in the Detroit area. Easy access to freeways, high quality dancers, relatively safe area (RELATIVELY, compared to other Detroit joints), and high mileage.…

The Colorado wa right next door to my hotel while in houston on busness so had to visit. Friendly and attentive waitress showed me a table near the main stage. Approached by a couple of…

Visited this club on a Friday night for about 90 minutes. I doubt that I would return. Drink prices are not bad ($3.50 for a beer) and the cover charge was only $5.00.…

Dropped by last night after a several month hiatus. Adequate # of ladies around, nothing exceptional. The decible level was down a bit (below the threshhold of pain)which was good. Bar brands…

Wow, what a dissappointment! I went here while in town on business, and stopped in on two consecutive nights, Tuesday and Wednesday. Admission was $8, beers were $6.50. I didn't have any…

Amazing Place, I went there on sunday noon. Due to holiday It was quite full of people with around 8-10 girls on the stage. Entry was free since I had a complimentry pass given to…

tried this place a second time. Bit of a disappointment overall. Some girls seem unhappy dancing. One girl seemed mad that I was the only guy tipping. Hey, don't take…

Bottoms Up is the equivalent of a reliable old car. Not glitzy, not expensive but gets you from point A to point B every time. Fancy sports cars look better, but they are way more…

I really second scguru's review and that if the hiliter and bourbon street were merged it would be perfect. I really really loved the atmosphere of this place. It had an intimate, naughty, dark, sort of…

Went to the rhino a few sundays ago and was very disappointed. The club layout is pretty good, very nice atmosphere with high quality materials and artwork, you feel like you are in someones nice…