Reviews

Visited on a thursday. 7:45. Cover $15. 1 main stage going but occasional gaps. Most dancers topless by second song. Busy since a football game. The dancers walk the bar after they’re set. I was…

I arrived on a Saturday night around 10pm to a fairly packed parking lot, so I had to use the lot next door. Now that they've figured out the alcohol thing evening cover has been…

Stopped at 390 the week before Halloween. The club is located in an industrial area of the town. There is a large parking lot that is free. Entrance cover cost was 10…

Was in Harrisburg for work - and decided to check out Savannah at about 6pm on a Monday Night. The chiefs were playing the Commanders so figured I’d get there early, get some drinks during…

I have been to this place twice before and it’s not really my type of place. I am usually looking for hotter women than I typically see here, as long as better action in the…

I stopped in to watch the game and figured it wouldn't be too crazy here. Went through the metal detector and made my way to the restroom first, then to the bar. For the people,…

Deja Vu Tampa: This club isn’t talked about much on here and most people say it’s meh. I’m happy to say it’s much better than I expected. I was debating between this club or mons…

Returned for the first time in a few months on a Wednesday afternoon. The establishment is off a major roadway with ample parking, and well lit. . The club is set up with a rectangular…

So it's been a little while but I have reviewed this establishment a number of times in the past. For those who do not know, this is essentially a VIP private dance area within…

One of my old hangouts before I left the area. Knew about the ownership change. But the place looked pretty much the same with bar on the right and private rooms back in…

I stopped in to check out the talent during the late afternoon hours. I noticed the parking lot was relatively empty but decided to go in just to see what was going on. The place…

This was my second visit here - figured I would give it another try after a very underwhelming first visit a few months ago. The club is easily assessable right on Rt 20, with…

Visited while in town. Per review guidelines, easy to find off a major exit off 95. Sign on where to turn. Parking was ample. When I got to the door a bouncer waived a metal…

Returned to Cheerleaders this afternoon - a fun time was definitely had. My clubbing opportunities are few and far between, so I'm looking for consistency, and Cheerleaders fits the bill very nicely. The club is clean…

Los Angeles, CA. Friday night. Downtown. I think this club used to be Deja Vu, now it's Players. Not sure how relevant the prior reviews are. Just came from Dames and Games, haven't done these…

Arrival to the place was pretty standard. Dirty, dingy, dive bar vibes. Smelled a little musty with worn down rails and furniture. There is a separate dancing area for people getting a "private" dance, really…

1st time at this club so this description will be for people who have never been there before. I probably have nothing to offer to anyone who has been here before. Went on a Saturday late…

This was a 3pm to 5pm visit. See previous reviews for the layout, but one of their recent changes is there’s now a mini-stage between the bar and the main stage. Some customer seating has…

Los Angeles, CA. Friday night. Downtown. Industrial area. Famously there's a lot of homeless are all around but it wasn't that bad here. I parked right on the street to the right of the entrance.…

Haven't posted in awhile... been making my regular trips to Tampa, Jax and Cocoa and having fun but nothing that really stood out, until I hit up Lido after a so-so night at Cheaters.…

This has become my regular spot when I can get free for an afternoon. There are some other clubs closer to me but this place is usually very consistent depending on the dancers working that…

I came here after Treasures. I was able to find street parking down the road, past the shopping center near the apartment complex. I was a bit worried about being towed or broken into. For…

This is an elegant old building, they say a former library (at least it has bookcases along the wall at the bar). There are two stages with customer seating in between. There is a lot of…

I want to preface this review by saying I should have read the reviews here - definitely a unique setup here. This establishment is in a more industrial part of town, parking was not an…

My boyfriend & I stopped by on a Sunday afternoon around 3pm. We parked for free on the street next to the technical college. There was a sign as you enter that said everyone must…

Nothing about the club has changed since my last review. It's still pretty typical for Hurley. You can park on the street or in an unimproved parking lot in back. To get…

This place is a Texas staple. Enjoy going because even though it's been flooded with Cubans much like every other club in the state, you can still find some AA girls and GND types on…

The place is two floors. You go in and pay the fee on the left side. They gave us a choice of VIP (to sit upstairs) or not, opted not to. Then you go through…

I went to XTC Cabaret on Friday at 6:45 p.m. on a mission: to witness the changing of the guards from the daytime crew to the nighttime talent. Entry set me back $25, but parking…

This is definitely what you would call a dive bar. Dimly lit, sort of clean bathrooms, regulars sitting at the bar not tipping, cheap drinks. When I entered, the door person gave me the rundown…

The layout has been reviewed many times but in brief: large free safe parking lot, admission 5 bucks, Coors Light about 7 bucks, one large stage, 6 peripheral stages, girls rotate around the stages which…

I have been to this club before, but this is my first time writing a review. The parking lot is a good size and well-lit. While it's in an industrial part of town,…

So I've never been to this place, but read the reviews and kinda had an idea of maybe what I was walking into. otw there, i realized I didnt have cash in hand after my kgirl…

Angie’s in Moncton is a small, older looking club adjacent a few minutes from downtown Moncton that feels like a bit of a throwback. The building itself doesn’t stand out much from the outside, and…

I tried this place a very long time ago to clench the famous seventh viel. everything you have read about the layout is still there and still some what awkard standing inside a square box…

After a 4 month-ish hiatus from HL, I broke from my usual lunchtime visits to making a Saturday 8pm appearance. I was a bit late as I wanted to take more advantage of my…

Huge club, much different from the smaller places around vegas like chicas. Good thing is there is more diversity here if you want more than latinas especially hot white chicks. Biggest problem is the prices,…

I arrived at this club for the first time in about a year. (The only reason I came here was to sober up) the parking lot was basically empty! My car was the third vehicle…

Santa Ana, CA. Saturday night. Down in Santa Ana, the most southern strip club in Orange County. I've tried this place multiple times over the years it was always closed for some reason. Area seems…

Wilmington, CA. Saturday night just after midnight. Sort going down by Long Beach and the Port of LA/Long Beach. Super industrial area. Last time I came here this spot was closed but it's back open…

Was in the area for work and looked for clubs nearby my hotel, which this one was the closest. I had some time kill and arrived around 7pm. There were no dancers, I don’t think…

Was driving around and had an urge that needed filled so when I passed PCL I said what the hell and stopped in. It’s a small club off the main road decent parking lot. When…

Wow, this place was absolutely pumping when we walked in Friday night. I was blown away by not only how many dancers were there but how many were 7’s and above. It’s a smaller place…

Had a random Wednesday off of work, and decided to head down and check this place out. I got there in the early afternoon, and the place was pretty dead. There were only a couple…

I was visiting NYC last month and did some research on the best SCs beforehand. From the reviews, it was clear that Show Palace was a great option. I saw that it was in the…

My first time at Mpire. Previously I’ve been to Archibald’s so had my expectations lowered as far as contact and lap dances. With that in my, this was an enjoyable visit but I’m unlikely to…

I had never been to the 3 clubs on this strip and had some free time on a monday night, so I went around 11 PM. I wasn't expecting much due to it being a…

I arrived around 9:00 PM on a Friday to see the first game of the World Series. Club has a $20 cover, but $5 discounts are available. I immediately went to the third floor where…

Stopped in this evening to squeeze some booty. Been stuck in Orlando for days at a conference and finally had free time. Cover was $10 I think. Drinks, cover and everything except dances had tax.…

I was at the Pink Palce last Friday, the day of there Halloween party, I was there early though before the official start of the party, but the girls were in various costumes.…

On a Thursday evening around 8:07pm, I made the rare drive up to St. James since I had no early work calls the next day. The parking lot was moderately occupied—neither empty nor packed—with plenty…

Have not been to any club since before the pandemic, so it may be my fault for thinking the prices were still going to be the same. Thats on me. Wanted some early evening fun…

First time at Great Alaskan Bush Company, and I’ll definitely be back. Is it the nicest establishment in phoenix? No, but that’s not why I go to strip clubs. We go for the girls and…

I went back to this place on a Friday night and was surprised at what I saw but then again not really. There is only one way to get into the empty parking lot off…

Came in on a Friday night, around 11pm. Free parking! The cover to enter was $10, with the 2drink minimum purchase once you enter. 2 bottled waters was $14. Not many other dudes, around 3…

I visited Baby Dolls about two years ago. I was expecting a lot but, as a result of my poor health on that particular evening, I didn’t really get to enjoy myself. I recently had another…

Stopped by Club Wax last night and wanted to share an honest take. There were around 20–25 dancers on the floor, many dressed up for Halloween — good mix of body types and looks, from…

Arrive 515 on Sunday. No cover charge since it’s before 7 The Purple Orchid is located in an industrial area in Philadelphia at the corner of 61st and Passyunk. It shares a parking lot with a…

In town from Tampa Florida on a bachelor party. Cruising up Bourbon from Canal, the neon sign lures you in. There is a small room up front before entering the club where they scan your…

Kittens is a small club, if you are looking for upscale professional club atmosphere, this is not the place for you. Visited here two Saturdays in the past couple months. Both times arrived after 11.…

I returned to this spot after a while to see some football. This is a neighborhood bar on a main street with street parking. I usually park on the side street and enter into the…

I went on a Wednesday night, it was DEAD! There were only two girls on the floor working, but both were preoccupied with the same guy. I sat down at the bar and two more…

An ode to the King, or rather the Queen on this visit. I had a dream that I would walk into this club without the pat down or ID scan of drivers license, in order…

Stopped in to start the evening around 8:15pm with my wife. Got in early and avoided a cover charge. Beautifully appointed interior was what we first noticed then we realized only two or three…

Headed down here on Friday evening after a Timeleft dinner. I was always curious about this club but it's far south so this was the perfect opportunity. It did not disappoint at all. It was…

I'm a regular Saturday night visitor to Club Desire in Providence. This review covers those visits over the past month. It's divided into two parts. Part 1 covers the basics. After that in Part 2,…

I've been meaning to check out Babes for a while now. I have some nostalgic memories about that building (I'll save that for a discussion post). Started our evening with a meal at a local…

I returned to the Millstream after a long hiatus. Not too much appears to have changed. I arrived around 5:00 pm on a Saturday afternoon. I parked in the parking lot adjacent…

Rick’s Cabaret is definitely one of the more affordable clubs in Manhattan. Open during the day with free cover until 7pm and happy hour until 8pm. Also has a $15 lunch special. Club is in…

If I have to provide a physical description, here it goes. It's a decent-sized space on the corner in an industrial part of town. There's plenty of parking all around the bar.…

I have visited this establishment a few times. The area is a little small compared to others I have been to. Most of the dancers look fine, nothing to be too excited about, you will…

About half an hour up the road from the luxurious Savannah's on Hanna, you come to the exact opposite club in every way: Devil's Den. That comparison cuts both ways. Let me spell out the…

In occasionally travel through this area, and over the years have visited several of the local establishments- some no longer in business...I had wanted to go back to Paradise but didn't realize on Monday there…

I was in Seattle for work, and decided to hit a club after my meetings were completed for the day. I got there around 4:30pm and when I got there I was the…

Golden Dragon is located in the middle of a rough part of Portland. There is minimal street parking but a few good pay to park lots nearby. Depending on what time you go , you…

Arrived early and solo after cutting out early from work in north Seattle. When I am in Washington I try to hit Pandora’s or Kittens when I’m in the mood for kicking back and…

The club is located on a main road, so I wasn't too concerned about my safety. Inside, the club was darker than many, and I would have liked a little more light. The…

I visited in the early evening when the club had a small but growing lineup of dancers, with fully nude stage performances and a generally friendly atmosphere. Kat is very attractive and stated that touching…

Chicago IL, Saturday night between 11pm and 1am. Mandatory valet parking as per the attendant, either $7, $10, or $20 depending on where you want them to park your car. Maybe you could park nearby…

I visited this club only because the last reviewer mentioned it was turning a corner. Wrong turn. The bouncer was not nice, or happy to see me unlike the guy at Vivide who covers his…

Been in Dallas for 5 weeks and finally had some free time. After reading the reviews for the clubs in Dallas decided to check out this place! Got there right before 9pm and went was…

If you are going to Deans Gold, there are several upscale and mid-range hotels nearby, but fighting through the traffic on I-95 to get there is grueling.  I looked around on TUSCL to see where…

Stopped at carls after going to knockouts since i hadnt been here in a while and last i checked it was in top 40 worst clubs. It was more out of curiosity since i spent…

Went here for a friend’s bachelor party. One of the more upscale clubs in Nola (or I guess the others are more rundown). Was here multiple days of the weekend and always saw a good…

Had been out of state, returned to Florida and stopped in to a couple places, beginning with the Brass Flamingo. There were two bartenders I had not seen before, nice enough but average looks. The…

Chicas Bonitas is a short walk down the street from Palomino, and I often end up there after spending time at the first club. I did the pairing on a recent Tuesday evening, heading over…

It's been a minute since making the round, but had to pick a friend up at the airport and decided to check out the Akron scene. Like I said it's been a minute since making the…

Went here on Tuesday night a few weeks ago. Not my first visit here as I was in town for work every week for a few months. Enter through an adult store. $10 entrance. Small…

Dropped in on a Saturday evening around 10PM. The parking lot was pretty full so I expected a big crowd. The club is located on a main road with a residential area behind it. I…

I visited Palomino on a Tuesday evening, arriving around 9:30pm. I walked over from Jerry's Nugget across the street. The randomized cover odds were in my favor this time, as I was let in without…

Went into Lace on an early Tuesday evening not expecting much. Been to a few clubs in north Jersey and decided to see what was going on in rockland. I didn’t expect much, but I…

Stopped in on Friday after work. Playhouse is the pink building located on 130. Easy to get to with plenty of easy parking. It has been a while since my last visit but I had…

Yay, finally got to Pompano the $10 danceland. SO much better than Cheetah WPB in that way. Parking lot was fuller than expected but still able to get a spot. (Club is easyto find…

I wasn't really planning on visiting a club that night but we were out celebrating my buddy's birthday in Royal Oak and somehow my car drove itself to Centerfolds. This was my brother's favorite club…

They must depend on a lot of locals because they didn’t do a good job of explaining the rules of the place. I knew they had a valet and I was happy to have him…

I am really new to the strip club game. I like low end divy ones and I love latinas so bishop was a match made in heaven. Dancers varied in looks, there was a couple…

Haven't been here in ages and pulled in on a Thursday afternoon. Parking lot was mostly empty, so was surprised when I walked in and saw lots of girls, mostly sitting in small groups. Domestic beer…

I was in SF for some business on a Wednesday afternoon and finished up early. Traffic was bad so I figured I would kill some time before I headed out. I used to love…

I think I am done with strip clubs in Huntsville. I travel to enough places where there are good strip clubs. This ain't one of them. This Wednesday night was pretty boring when it comes…

I stopped on my way home from a meeting on Wednesday. This was Oct 8. The place has a decent parking lot. It is not smooth, but not pothole-riddled. It is normally full, and…