Reviews

1/25/2007 Deja Vu... It's pretty much the only game in town. From my understanding the only other strip clubs in Seattle are the other Deja Vu and Rick's. There's some other topless bars and so…

Second time here...about the same each time. Dancer quality and mix, very variable, mostly natural racks, LOTS of tats. Couple of really good looking, lot that were questionable. Good mix of ethnicity…

I've been to this club many times, but I haven't been to it in a while. Before I thought it was very shady since it seemed like every girl you talked to was from…

This club has the same owners as Southern Exposure, who own a number of clubs in West Virginia, so you would think they would know the basics of what they are doing, but I have…

In Greensboro during the afternoon and wanted to check out one of the few places that were open. The girl up front was friendly enough. I didn't have a membership card, although I had been…

Can around 5 was starting to get pretty packed. The servers are always pretty fun and trying to get a extra tip. Always flirting and some basically will chill with yout o get a drink…

Stopped in for the first time with a buddy from work, we are both NV residents so it was free entry with id. It was about 8:30pm when we walked in, not a lot…

It is with great sadness that I write of a miserable visit to the Blue. Always a reliable stop I was shocked during my recent visit to find the quality of the dancers to be…

swung by on a thursday afternoon, and there was a lot of girls... for the most part a handful of really hot dancers, and a lot of decent ones. there's a mandatory valet of…

I have been to this club twice, once on a week day and once on a Friday. The two are WORLDS apart. For the weekends, they open up the "main stage," which always has at…

This was my first visit to Centerfold's. I went last Friday night and there were easily 25-30 girls. I've been to a lot of strip clubs in the Phoenix area, but this club…

Stopped by on a Thursday evenine to scope out the talent. Only stayed for an hour or so. Had a few drinks at typical WI prices. Couple real good looking ladies dance here prob. A…

I went here on an amateur night. This was the first time to this club. From what other patrons and dancers told me, it is quite busier on amateur night(which I believe is usually the…

Went to this club on a Thursday around 11. Been hearing about the place on the radio and thought I'd check it out. First impression was that the club was very clean and cozy. It…

Went to south beach on vacation and decided to stop by. The venue was pretty nice and upscale looking, but the stages are a little odd. 3 stages and one girl to each stage and…

Hadn't been to Bogarts for a couple of years - but I quickly remembered why I like it so much. It is not a gentleman's club - it is a straight-up titty bar.…

This club is the tits! Came here, rolling ten bros deep, with 2 cases of beer and two handles of Mckormic's vodka. Soon, we were all sitting in chairs, plastered against the wall as the…

Hadn't gone to this club in a long while. I used to go here a lot a few years ago. $10 dollar lap dances (bikini) was a good deal a lot of time…

Was there on a Saturday night. Their website is wrong - open only after 7PM on Saturday. Absolutely no touching (you are warned upon entering the bar). Two stages - continuous dancing; dancer is all…

While this is not a "dance pub", it feels like a strip club with a pub atmosphere. I was only there for a couple of hours and not lnog enough to get a feel…

Went to club after reading the other reviews. No cover, $1.75 draw in 8 oz cup, bottle beers were 5.25. The club is modest in size, no VIP area, one state (well, there…

Went on a Tuesday night around nine. Easy to find right on pendelton pike. Parking is decent size and the middle is average. Inside is nice with a pool table, bar, and one stage. Tuesday's…

i have been to this club at night and during the day. The night time is much better as there are more girls and they are much better than those that work during the…

Came back here after my first visit went well but decided this time to check out the day shift! Came across this gorgeous uptop natural beauty named Egypt, tall blonde very busty tanned just an…

stopped by on a Thursday afternoon. i love coming to this club because i know a few of the dancers. it was a hot day also so i decided to stick with water…

This may be the top club in Key West, but perhaps because this is a town that has Fantasy Fest and nude rooftop bars its really nothing special. It is located away from Duval Street…

Made a daytime visit today. I arrived at noon and stayed until 4pm. There were no new girls and just the same old girls which honestly I'm bored with. Two…

I went to midway invader with some buddies last week. Met a dancer "Mariah". Doesn't look like mariah carey though. Way hotter. She this exotic Spanish mix. She gave me a very sensual lap dance.…

This is somewhat of a follow-up for my review of "Fantasy Island II,", also in the Oklahoma City area; the two clubs are very similar in style. You go in, and find what looks…

Got to the club around 9. Reasonably crowded for a Tues night. Got a free glass of water and watched the action. I had caught the eye of a cute Asian chick as I was…

Went here on a Friday night a couple weeks ago. There was a porn star feature show this particular night, Jenna Haze. That is a great thing about this club, the feature shows.…

On weekday evenings Crazy Horse has a special - you pay the full entrance and you get one free entrance any time before 6 pm. This does not expire. Anyways, I was unaware of this…

Dancer quality has gone up since my last few visits here. Ranged from 5 to 8 with 7 being average. Probably 12-14 dancers with all but about 4 white. there were maybe 10 customers, so…

I checked this club out about 10 PM on a Saturday evening. Only a couple of customers sitting at the very large bar. Was told at the door the drinks were $4. Walked…

Went to good old BML which is a favorite of mine. Went in on Saturday night to see what was going on hoping to see some familar faces but the few favorites who always know…

Had a business trip to ABQ. Flew in on a Monday, and went to TD's North in the evening. Monday not a good night as only about 10 dancers were there, and about…

I stopped by around 8 pm and was the first patron there. Over the next few hours only a few more guys showed up, but throughout the night there were 7-8 girls always smiling…

I made a return visit to Paradise to have a little fun and they didn't disappoint. About 15 dancers in the house when I was there. they range from a 4 to about…

They are building a new club next door. While the current club is tight it is packed most nights. The women are mostly gorgeous and fun to be with. I've been there on many…

So, I have some time off work to prepare for a meeting next week and am running around doing odds and ends and wind up in Seattle and feeling like I need some relaxation.…

I don't know what I was expecting. It was disappointing though. The girls aren't that friendly/approachable and the crowd is just a bunch of middle aged men who are all willing to throw away their…

I'm going to amend an earlier review, having come around this place since my initial visit. If you want more of a "bar feel," this is definitely the place to go. If you're looking for…

Went to Dreamgirls at Rick's after a long tiring week at work programming computers. The last time I was here was when it was the old Ricks. The girls are hot and young…

This was my first experience of gentlemen club. It was a very good memory... It's a relatively large club with a big stage. Coat check was mandatory for $3. Many seats were available in the afternoon.…

Used to be my favorite club here even though the ones here aren't that great. But lately a lot of the dancers I used to like are gone, or at least, don't seem to work…

Man, do I feel sorry for the guys who dont do their research first and hang at Tootsies as well as the dancers who work there!! Maybe some other clubs have been mainstays longer than…

Has anybody been in the VIP with a Puerto Rican chick name Esmeralda. She looks hot, and promises to be a good time. She work the day shift. She has a nice figure, and maybe…

I was in town on business and made a late night stop to Archibalds, I knew going in not to expect an contact of dances, but still enjoyed myself for what it is.…

Because of its proximity to Massachusetts, this club is a much better choice than clubs in Worcester (20 minute drive) or Boston (40 minute drive). Rhode Island Dolls is worth the trip because of the…

I was in town on business and staying at the Hilton right up the street so made an evening stop to the Royal Palace. It’s an odd club, at least in comparison to…

Stopped by to check out the talent after a few months of no visits. The usual $3 afternoon cover, happy hour(4-7) drinks are $3-4/ drink depending on who you get them from, some girls try…

well one night I went in, got a few drinks which were a little pricey, but I figured it would be so I didn't care. most of the girls I…

This could be a very nice club. It is kept up well and the inside is clean and not so dark that you can barely see what a dancer looks like. This is probably because…

This being only the second strip club i've ever been to I was only mildly impressed with the dollhouse. My buddies and I arrived around midnight and since one of us was under 21…

Overall it was ok.... i guess.... i had not been in a strip club in a long while... really didn't care for some of the dancers... i tipped the two that i went to the…

I really hope this visit was an aberration and that the quality of this club hasn't slipped permanently. I stopped in on Saturday night. Parking lot was moderately full for this club and…

I've been seeing reviews and couldn't wait to check this out. it was a Sunday afternoon shortly after 5:30 and walked in paid entrance ($10?). This came with two drinks (soda,…

When I first heard the old Treasures club was bought by the same people as Cannonball I was excited to say the least. I have spent a lot of my younger years in a drunk…

Showed up around 1:30 and got a beer and a seat. Place is pretty rundown, but read some decent reviews so grabbed a seat. Was approached by a black girl with a big ass and…

I went around 10PM, there wasnt too many pleople yet mostly military guys. The drinks prices are ok, and the bartenders are pleasant. The strippers give a good show and are engaging, at…

This was my first time here. I was able to get a free ride from hotel by airport. First of all you can't miss this place, it is huge, and very distinctive, you feel like…

I can't say enough about this place. It is a high mileage adventure like none other. The club itself is tucked away in Upland. I paid a $15 cover and then $8…

By far the best one in the Niagara area. There are 2 sister clubs which is seductions and penthouse but this one had the hottest women there. It was packed on the weekend to the…

Had a little time to kill in the afternoon, so I stopped in to Elite for the first time. Nice interior to the club. Comfortable seating. Also a decent volume to the music. I hate…

Seems like this place could have so much more potential to be a great club. I think the parking situation is perfect, sorta hidden. The club is small enough that it could be…

I haven't been in here in years and from reading the reviews it seems that not much has changed. Cover charge, short songs, cheap beers and free food. Usually lots of dancers but…

So on a raining night, the club across the street's parking lot had flooded. I thought this might be an excellent opportunity to check out Cheetah as I had been meaning to go there.…

This club is a dump! I've been to many strip clubs in the country and this is definitely the worst one that I have ever been too. The stage looks like a make-shift stage with…

I have been to Go Go Rama many times and not even once I am disappointed. Entrance is just $10 in day and $12 after 8PM. You have to buy a mandatory non alcohol drink…

The store uses 2/3 of its floor area on selling porn DVDs, and the rest on peeping rooms and VIP rooms. It's not a gentlemen's club, it has no regular bar or pool, that means…

Went to PTS on a Friday in the early evening. Got in before 7 so got a good deal on cover only $6. Only a few other guys around but about 4 dancers. Drinks a…

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon. Was greeted by an older latina. She jumped right on me and stated if I wanted a dance, I said not now cause i just got…

One of the worst clubs in Milwaukee period. Your just better off going to arts, solidgold , or even the spotlight in dirty west Allis. Enough said. No good looking girls and stale beer. Save…

I have been here twicw in the last week both during the day and early evening around 6pm or shift change. Both times the girls have been hotter than average and extremly friendly with little…

I still say this place never disappoints. The place is really of the beating path. Just off hwy 26 in a small little town called cylman. The place on the out side has a cool…

Decided to stop in and check this place out since I pass it every evening. Parking was easy with curbside parking. This area is a little run down over the years since hurricane Andrew but…

This was the first time I visited a club in Iowa (I was in town for business). On this day, Tuesday, dances were two for one -- $25.00 for private dance and $40 for…

Out of the 2 clubs I visited while in Cedar Rapids, the Lumberyard is by far the best. Most of the girl's were young, petite, well groomed, friendly, and IMHO very pretty.…

In a word, smoky. Crowded, too. It would have to be to produce that much in the way of noxious fumes. So smoky, in fact, that it was hard to tell what the dancers looked…

It had been awhile since I visited this club, so I popped in to relive old times. The club appeared the same as I had left it. (sparse customers and dancers). I decided…

I went to the Downer based off many reviews saying the girls are hot. It's definitely a LONG way from the Falls, eventually you get there. It feels like you are in the middle of…

I had been to this place once before when I visited with my two friends, who were a couple (guy and girl). You have to pay $20 to get in and this comes with…

If I could only go to one strip club for the rest of my life Gatsby's North would be my choice. There is no cover charge and no drink minimum has ever been enforced to…

Stopped by on a Friday night to see what was happening. Some new faces, alot of old ones. Seems the girls come and go and come and go again. A repetitive cycle. Probably mixed with…

Probably 2 years since my last visit to this club and not much has changed. The recent reviews seem to be fairly accurate - an average club with some hotties around - and fairly low…

This place represents a very high value. $50 for 5 full contact lap dances in a semi private booth. What's not to like? You're not going to find super hot dancers here, but what you…

This was a late night visit on the way back from a trip. There were probably around 25 girls on duty, the majority white. The quality was a bit downhill from my last…

Friend and I went on Monday and the club was very quiet and extremely dead. One dancer came and sat with my friend and another with me. We talked for a bit and it…

Second time I've been here. Had a good time again. The club is a dump but the girls work hard and have a good time. 10 bucks for a lapper in Vegas is unbeatable.…

Local bar with some down-home talent. This membership of this club costs $5 and waives the cover and 2 drink minimum. Happy hour is 7-9 with $2 wells and beer. Club has…

Men's Club of Houston is a located in a nice, upscale building. The dancers are mostly attractive, and have friendly Southern belle personalities. Most are between 6-8, although from time to time…

While visiting Dayton I stopped by both Harem and the Living Room. I thought both were nice clubs though nothing unusual. Harem was much busier than the Living Room, but that might be because it…

This club definitely is trying to gain elite status among the myriad of local clubs in the south jersey strip tank. It is neatly appointed with an excellent sound system and not overbearing DJ's.…

This club is pretty close to my house. I leave near the Galleria area which means I live in the vicinity of lot of strip clubs. I used to prefer Treasures but stopped going there…

Its been a little while since I have been back to follies. Valet is still there at early afternoon. Free concert before 7 w a nice little patdown from a cute blonde. drinks are still…

I went here on a holiday so there were only 3 girls there but they were smoking hot. Its a 2 story club really nice and even has vip parking with a valet.…

Visited on a late Saturday evening. Got there around 10-10:30. Fairly crowded which kinda detracted from my enjoyment. Several hot dancers working but all were every occupied in the VIP seating area.…

I use to like to frequent clubs in Brooklyn but now after another shooting I am staying at Hollywood. Although a lil price, I always leave having a good time and broke from the bed…

Arrived at 11pm on Saturday night. 15 dollars at the door and 6 bucks for a coke (No military discount.) I took a seat with my drink and was quickly approached by a hot darker…

Went to my favorite place last Saturday, Club390. I only get there once or twice a year, so I was looking forward to seeing the girls. As usual, the place is clean with…