Reviews

Stopped by on Tuesday around 7pm. Cover was $10. It has a mainstage with two smaller stages, one on each side. Easy access to the bar to. Sat down at a table away from the…

I pulled in on a quiet Wednesday around 11:30 pm. Whiskey (Jimmy or Jack) pours for $5 was the special. The bartender was very friendly and attentive. There were probably a couple more girls than…

Stopped by the WORLD FAMOUS (they love saying that) Mons Venus late on a Wednesday. Area is fine. I didn’t drive, so couldn’t tell you about the parking. Steep cover charge at $25. No booze, paid…

This is a review of perhaps one of the most polarizing clubs in DFW. So polarizing I myself am conflicted about it. Not just the club myself but my recent visit Let’s begin….. Another boring tuesday afternoon.…

Everyone familiar with this site knows that I’m the cheerleader for this club. It WAS a niche club that catered to a particular monger looking for an urban latin club with Latinas with the Instagram…

There is a $10 cover charge, but I downloaded a coupon from their website, and I got in for free. There was a long bar along the left side of the rectangular room, and…

Came in on a Tuesday evening, about 8. I had to take a friend to the airport and this club is not too far away. I believe I got entrance, my drink and…

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it looks…

Went on a slow Tuesday night. Cover was $20, which is typical for NYC nights. There was a mandatory drink requirement (and a high upcharge on drinks). Initial waitress who brought me to the lounge…

This place was previously known as The Ball, which went out of business after several years of service that was known by many of the locals as the best of the worst clubs in the…

Had a challenging work week so needed relief and clear my head. I could either take a run around Greenlake or hop into a SC. Needed to clear out both heads so…

A few hotties and a few notties. This place is very fun. It deserves higher ranking and consideration. The other clubs around really have nothing up on Outhouse. You can…

Stopped at Ruby's after a disappointing visit to Pleasant Moments. I like slim, sexy ladies, and although there were lots of ladies at Pleasant Moments, they definitely weren't slim! I know some guys…

Went on a friday and was intrigued. Carman was there, new gal, phony as hell, but has a bangin bod that needs some taming. Jade was there and she has a firm bod…

Decent amount of parking. 5$ cover. Simple id check Club is fairly big has 2 stages. One of the elevated section which is where you enter from. Then down the steps which is the main…

Decent parking available. Club was pretty empty maybe 6-10 people. I don’t remember paying cover or the id check process. It may have been like a 2 drink minimum or something. Bar is towards front…

This club looks closed as fuck when you pass by it. GPS will tell you to turn in but not possible since there’s construction going on and I think they put a median there so…

Decent amount of parking. If I’m not mistaken a $5 or $10 cover. Club was fairly empty with a lot of girls. There are 2 stages one of the left as soon as you walk…

Made a recent stop on a Saturday evening but early enough to avoid the door charge. Parking in the fenced lot was easy as always and it appeared to be light traffic outside but upon…

My last visits to the Inn have been on weekdays or weekend afternoons, I had some time last Saturday night and went late to see how it compared to those less busier times. Some interesting…

I go to Gold Club at least 6 times per month, almost always in the daytime. Maybe I need a life, but I have fun there, even though the eperience has gone down while…

It has been a couple of years since I have visited. For many years this has been my go-to place when visiting the Metro Detroit area. On this day, it was almost a 1…

Thur afternoon return I last reviewed Player's Club in February. Physically the club is unchanged so I won't rehash those details--see my prior reviews for details there. Arrived at 3pm and was charged a $5 cover,…

Bar is unchanged. Copied from my previous review. 8$ mandatory valet, no cover until 7pm then $20-25 after depending on the day. As you walk in the bar is right in front of you with…

Hit up Tootsie's on a recent Miami work trip. I'd been there once before waiting for a flight and had a really good time with a lot of hot girls. So I'd been…

I arrived at Ten's for my second visit on a rainy Friday afternoon. Upon entering the door man took my ID and processed it through an ID scanner and charged me a $5 entry. Upon…

Made my way to Bella's at about 1am Sunday night (technically Monday morning). The entrance was pretty quiet but inside the bar was full of customers and there were about 20 dancers.…

Went by on a Thursday afternoon around 4. There were about 6 dancers, all white, and all shapes and sizes. There was a little buzz going on because there was birthday party for the bartender…

I was driving down Lake City Way on Friday night, trying to decide which of the three clubs on that road to visit. I crossed Rick's off my list because on weekend nights it's way…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon, so I certainly wasn't expecting much. Honestly, I had an irritating day & was just looking to unwind. I would have been fine getting no dances. Was just looking…

So, I went on a Monday which meant not as many ladies. I live in Southern Ca, so it is easy for me to go whenever I want. The problem I'm feeling: adelitas' is gone.…

Intro This club is like a retro 80’s type spot complete with that old cube deco glass at the front and where the dances take place. Inside you will see a smallish club that centers…

So much has been said of this club and yet words cannot just explain it. It was my first time to TJ and the cherry popping was definitely great. I crossed the border at 7:30 after…

I was passing though Lexington on a Monday night, and decided I'd take the opportunity to check out Cowboys. Mondays are hardly the optimal day to get a great feel for a club, but…

Decently sized club very visible from the highway. I was actually on my way home from top golf with some friends when the neon sign called out to me. I was already…

Like others, I was staying at the Ramada next door cuz it's cheap; room was fine, had that cheap hotel cleaner odor, and desk staff were great, but otherwise it's pretty much a dump with…

20 to get in 8 dollar drink…$20 topless and $40 nude in general area $120 3 song vip blah blah blah… Now that we got that out of the way, walked in on a Wednesday night…

This was my second visit to Foxy's. First time was a Wednesday night about 6 months ago. This time I came on a Saturday night. The club was basically empty on the Wednesday, this time…

Been a while since I have been on the club scene. I used to go a lot before marriage and kids and life, and back then it was all primarily in the valley. This was…

The Mint is located on the east side of Greensboro, not too far from NC A&T University, which is a HBCU and the area stems from that. Not a rough part of town, plus they…

Found myself passing through Phoenix and decided to stop into Bourbon Street. I’ve been here before and my past experiences probably influenced my overall enjoyment of the club. I stopped in on a Saturday night…

So I haven't been in ages and while I know weekday early afternoons are dismal, that's when I had free. Glad I stopped in. The bouncer was hanging with friends outside, but stepped up…

I stopped into allure twice today once on my lunch break and once right after work, the first stop in was alright, sat for a while enjoyed a beer, and checked out the talent. I’m not…

Visited legs cab around 10 pm on a Thursday evening. Club felt like it’s in a safe area with ample free parking. I parked in the back of the club and plenty of parking spots.…

This review covers visits from noon to about 2:00 on a recent Wednesday and the following Friday. Much different experience in those days. The physical description of CB has been well documented, and there's…

Firstly they scan your ID before you walk in. Then you pay a cover charge which is either $40 with no email invite or $20 with one. Be prepared to show it on…

I had an enjoyable night at Gold Palace. I prefer the smaller clubs when I'm in TJ. I did the rounds and stuck my head into most of them to see what was happening.…

Visited Emperors on Saturday night. Arrived about 11pm. Large parking lot behind the building, which is located in a more industrial area of town. Cover was $13 and the place was packed.…

This club opened up a bit later compared to the others around it. Probably walked in at like 10 or 11. Simple id check and pat down. You walk up the steps to the third…

After reading a few reviews of this establishment and being in the area, thought I would check them out thinking they would not be as bad as most reviews are saying. The building is very…

Simple id check. I don’t remember paying cover. There was a poker game or something going on. A lot of hot girls. Stage in the front center with seating and tables scattered around. What’s cool…

This club is super nice. Parked in the front… nobody else in there. All cars are staffs and dancers. Walk in simple id check and 5$ cover. They were trying some new gay shit called…

I've been here a handful of times and while I always appreciate the chance to see boobs I'll be trying to get to Morgantown next time I'm in the area. The talent was just ok,…

In the CLE for work so stopped by during lunch. I’ve been to this club numerous times, only during the day. Prices skyrocket for everything at night (drinks up from 2-4$ to 7-$15 or more,…

There is plenty of parking outside in a safe secure lot. Walk in through metal detectors after paying a $20/ cover. You walk in to a large room with a bar off to…

Arrived on Monday just before 6. Standard cover of $10 and almost non existent pat down from the friendly door man. Parking lot was about 80% full I managed to get a good…

This was probably a club I never thought I would visit, but I was with a couple of out of town guests and they wanted to check it. After a few drinks and seeing that…

Went in to Paradise on Friday night of Super Bowl weekend. Got there late around 1pm and there was still a decent amount of ladies. Paid the 20 dollar cover and went past the check…

Went on a Friday evening, but not overly crowded for a weekend. Usually go on Tuesdays when they offer 2 for 1 on VIP and premium dances. Because it was a Friday, all…

TL;DR: The 'Creig' character seems to have been replaced by a middle age, chill, bald black dude. There are actually private booths for dances and I was allowed to touch. It was $5 to get…

Stopped by after lunch a couple weeks ago. Layout hasn't changed in forever. Center stage with two poles on first floor. Bar on one end. Tables next to the stage and…

Yes, I understand that ideally a trip to Tijuana would have been advised while visiting San Diego if I wanted to indulge in this hobby. However, I was busy during the day and didn't want…

Friday Night cover charge 6$ comes with a can of Tecate Light you can trade in at the bar which I did. Parked by the Jack in the box for 12$ for an 8 hour…

This is a club run by Latinos for Latinos. And mainly Cubans. I talked to five girls and each of them began the conversation in Spanish. The presumption was that if you're there, you…

Morrisville, NC. Saturday night. Not far from the airport. Drive up, not a ton spots but I found one in the lot. Also valet available. A bunch of staff at the front to watch the…

Fayetteville, NC. Big army town. Saturday night. Just came from Secrets down the road. Third stop of the night. Kind of a beat up town. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, girl at…

Aberdeen, NC. Saturday night. Coming from Fayetteville. This club is right by Pinehurst and all the golf out here. Big parking lot, it's on the end of a strip mall. Walk in couple security guys…

I went to tens on a Sunday night about 5:30. Tens is a pretty big club and the nicest building on Salisbury beach. There was a small crowd and only 7 dancers on duty. Luana…

Fayetteville, NC. Saturday night. First stop of the night. Fayetteville ain't the safest city. Right on Bragg blvd. Parking is headup on the driveway, plenty in the back. Walk in, clear the magnometer, pat down…

I used to be a regular Friday evening guy since my bank is just down the street, staff was always friendly, prices are fair and women are engaging and sexy. (Kimberly is hands down…

I am visiting Barcelona now and can attest that Bacarra is closed. When the cabbie told me it was closed, I thought he was steering me elsewhere, pero it sure as shit was closed. A whatsapp…

Fayetteville, NC. Big time army town, home of the 82nd airborne. Saturday night. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Black guy comes up gives a pat down. Blonde white girl at the desk,…

Stopped by here after dinner the other night. Layout of the club is the same as it has been for years: Stage in the middle, no one on it, neon lights, guy working…

I went with my wife. We got there around 10:30 or 11:00pm. The parking lot was full, and it was $10 valet plus tip (to be paid upon leaving). I accidentally left my phone in…

$7 cover, $7 gin and tonic, free parking I was in town, and had read the reviews. Honestly a bit let down. Two stages running, a small one by large bar, and the main out…

Went on a weekday evening around 8 pm. Got a drink pretty quickly. There were only about 8 dancers working at the time. It was a chill environment. No one cam and pestered me for…

Arrived around 2pm on a Saturday. Ample parking and easy entry. The space is decently nice with plenty of TVs around the perimeter. Big bar means lots of space to spread out.…

Anyone who has read my reviews of this place will know how much it hurts me to write this review. Thursdays should be the best night of the week here. It's almost the weekend, a…

Flew into LAX and decided to make a stop on my way to San Diego. Club is located in a commercial area with decent parking. Admission was only $10 before 6 pm, so not a…

Had been to the old Danny's across the street in days of yore, as well as Babe's up the street. Never been to this location before. After a meh checkin at Babe's, decided…

This club is right next to the other one I just posted about. This club is more of a dive bar. Small with stacking chairs and small tables scattered around. There are 2 stages one…

Took family and friends to club blaze this past Saturday night. The club was moderately packed. Lots of big booties everywhere. My Wife and her friends were also there as the entourage lol. I got…

Decent amount of parking and well kept up with exterior and interior. This place had the most comfortable couches ever. You literally just sink in. Stage in the center seats and tables scattered around everywhere.…

I read rumors elsewhere that the once guaranteed amazing dayshift at Criket was going downhill, so went in to check out personally. Sadly, everything I read was confirmed. The basics remain the same: Park behind…

Went to Mons Venus for the first time a couple weeks ago after a night out, and arrived sometime around 1/2 AM. They stay open very late, so this seemed to be a popular spot…

The place was recently renovated. To the right of where you come in are newly redone bathrooms and communal couch dance room. The main area is to the left of entrance. There is a very…

Gaudy bright pink building on 130, as it has been since before I had grey hair. Stage is set along the building's long axis, entryway at its point, Dark, musty, and thumping seemingly…

It was a bit more crowded than the last time I was in. Luckily a dancer, S******, who I had had a good time with the previous visit saw me and came over almost immediatly…

This was my first time back in this club in a couple of years. As has been described: In a business park area, parking no problem, no valet stuff, feels safe. No one at the front…

The bar is located on New Falls Rd. between a Rite aid and an Acme. The parking lot is small, with additional parking in the Acme lot. You walk in to a vestibule hallway. There…

I’ve been to this place a few times, but haven’t been in a several weeks. There’s plenty of parking outside, including a side lot in case the lot in front is full. The area is…

First, the negatives. The Valet was unhappy because I didn't stop at his stop sign. :) And, I hate the coat check when you enter the place. There was no cover when I entered…

I stopped here yesterday on the way back from the afternoon Tiger's game as I was staying in the Northville area. It is nicely located only 1 mile from the I275 and I94 corridor. Valet…

Visited Tango's during a work trip on a Thursday. Cover was $10. Drinks were cheap. They allow smoking so be prepared to smell like it, not an issue if you don't mind. Not a big…

Decent time drinking a great priced beer. First time having a dance at this location so that is what this review will be mostly about. This model girl came up to me at the bar…

I stop by this place routinely again. The Latina parlor market isn't what it used to be and I dont have the time to research for guranteed fun. So I have since been coming back…

Stopped by on a Friday night approaching midnight cause I heard earlier there was gonna be a show. Metal detector at the door no cover and walked straight down a set of stairs into the…

I keep coming back to see if there were any girls I've had positive experiences with. I didn't on this trip. The girls are attractive but non were wow (9 or 10). Probably…

I’ve made several stops here over the past couple of months. Typically in the daytime, but also a few nighttime visits, the day of week varied. I have mixed thoughts on the place.…

So I made a visit to Desire on Saturday, which I rarely do. Got there around 2, no cover during the day. Metal detector wave-through as usual. Apparently the lap dance prices have increased,…