Reviews

Me and my friend were in the neighborhood and decided to stop by Essex! It's been awhile but everything seemed to be as it was, a $10 cover with pretty good drink specials as usual.…

Utah has so many great things to do, as long as you don't like drinking, weed, gambling or naked women. 49 years of strip clubbing and I have never been to a strip club in…

Found myself in this north part of the city again, and a little voice inside said just do it. I reluctantly listen and proceeded to park on the streets. There was some traffic going by…

I am a regular at Showgirls. The place is low key but the girls here are always on point so I go all the time. I’ve been just about everyday of the week at different…

Was in the area and had a few hours one evening so I stopped in for a few hours. It is off 130 next to a Honda dealer. It is BYOB but there is a…

first trip here on a Monday evening. arrived approx 9:30. odd building with entrance on side, hast to walk around building to find front door... should have read the other review building descriptions…

I haven't been to the INN for two months and the visits always work for me. They recently reopened and there's a new floor in the lounge and a new cashier at the front. Before…

Entered the famous Sapphires late evening after the pool. I have the say the pool scene was not worth it. Wouls have been happier at my hotel. Oh well. Used the ride and…

Last time I went, the place to my breath away. This time, I'm not so sure. I went with a dancer friend, after a long night we were not ready to turn in, Lookers wanted…

Most of my trips to BSC was during the day. It's still dark af in there, especially walking in on a sunny afternoon. Lot's of red accents, one main stage, maybe a foot…

Arrived at the club at 12:50. Maneuvered around the big pot hole at the parking lot entrance and backed into a parking space by the front door. Was met by the manager Barry and the…

I have never been to a commercial game preserve or on a safari or other guided hunting trip. I suspect that such orchestration can eventually make the pursuit of game as numbing as the mechanical…

Finally got another chance to visit wax. I was curious to see any changes that happened within the last year and a half since I last visited. I was in town for my birthday and…

A mid-afternoon visit after boring experience down the road (see review of Gold Club). Didn't have time for long visit. The club is known for steaks and cute dancers. I didn't sample the food, but the…

I was in the area and I saw someone had described this place as the new bottoms up RIP and I knew that I had to check it out. It’s in a row home on…

The club is right off of 395 in Webster, about 2 minutes off the highway. It is on a main road surrounded by other businesses such as a a convenience store, gas station, car repair…

I rarely get chance to visit Maidenhead so don’t get to the Honeypot as much as I would like. This time I had made my mind up that I would give VIP a go, hopeful…

Came in to Des Moines for a meeting and it got canceled last minute. Needles to say i Had time to kill so tried the Minx Palace. First walked into the wrong door and ended…

This was my first visit to Club Risque Bristol but I'll try to be as accurate as I can. The club is located on Veterans Hwy in Bristol and is fairly accessible from…

I was passing through the area, stayed overnight and decided to visit a local club. Large parking lot, entrance cost $20. For such a place, the inside does not look bad, there is a…

Rolling into chicas on a Saturday night around 11pm with 2 other buddies. Took an uber since parking lot is small. The place over is small as well and right off IH35 in downtown Austin.…

This is my third visit to this club. My first day shift visit. This club is located a bit off Northwest Highway, home to a ton of other clubs in Dallas. There's ample parking…

Monday night after Super bowl. Decided to give this a shot since it hadn't been reviewed for over a year. Probably close to 10:30 pm. Parking lot pretty full as well as inside, surprisingly…

Went Monday (right before the snow storm, around 6pm. There was no cover. You come in and there was an I'd check. Bought a corona and it was $10 pretty expensive.…

Around 9 pm on a Friday, I drove past some other clubs, but seeing only three cars or so in the parking lot, I moved on. I liked that Columbus Gold and Vanity were close to…

Good spot in central downtown Portland with lots of beautiful women (mostly thin) you can tell they have a specific figure type. There is definitely an expensive vibe to this specific club. Music level was…

Here's the deal for day shift... selection is minimal. There may or may not be other customers there, don't talk to them. There will be a bartender, no cover, and likely no more than 2…

Required stuff: purple building at the foot of the passyunk ave bridge houses a rectangular bar that surrounds the dance stage. to the right of the entry are two private dance rooms with…

I may finally be done with HK. I spend less than 30 minutes here on my last visit. I was staying on a Tuesday night so booked a cheap room at Cascada's with the VIP…

I was driving by this area and decided to stop by, it was easy to find parking during the early evening. The building is on a busy street, and it's painted green so it's hard…

Sam’s was a trip. I got there about 6pm & walked through an unmonitored metal detector at the front door. It beeped because I had my phone & a guy came out & patted me…

Visited because of positive reviews, though my experience in years past was not great. Entered around 1:30 in the afternoon. Saw one girl on the main stage, cute with bolt-ons that were a bit large…

Hadn't been to a club in probably a year, so when I found myself near Toledo Saturday I decided to see what I've been missing at this club. Turns out it ain't much. I stopped at…

I have always wanted to love this place. I always get fond memories from 50 years ago when i was a kid growing up near here in the City. I always loved the old lit…

Went in on a Monday night recently and walked away a little disappointed. I'm not sure what the attitude of some of the girls here is about or why they are completely uninterested in giving…

Headed to TT on Thursday and wanted to get there at the open on the chance my atf was free. Got there about 12:05 the lights on the bar will still up. Ordered a domestic…

You would expect something decent from such a large tourist destination like South Beach. However, this is one of the most rattiest shit hole of a club that I've ever been to. They have girls…

Been a couple of years since I have been here. Checked my reviews and it looks like 2020 was the last time I was here. Place is the same, prices are the same, club layout…

Stopped in here on a Thursday night and what an experience. This is almost like a shopping mall of gogo's with a bar in the middle that is setup to people watch. You…

First time back for many, many months after a couple total misses. The basic scene: Daytime admission and non-alcoholic drink still just $11 -- a seeming bargain after increases at other clubs (and…

Was after midnight but not yet ready to go home so swung by to see what it was like inside. Have driven by many times. Pumps is near the Brooklyn Queens border in a semi…

Porthole pub is located in a busy strip mall and parking during the day is limited but the area is fine at least during the day. I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon…

It's been several months so I figured an update to my last review was in order as no one else has posted anything. The layout is the same and they still don't open until…

Came with a group of guys on a Friday for a guys night out. Got in around 7 and it was fairly slow but things picked up after a couple hours. They had the games…

I had some mid-day time to kill in Tucson and ducked into Venom. The area is relatively safe, but there's a sleazy feel to the venue. Was approached for two dancers for lap…

I had not been on this side of town in a couple years so decided to stop by the Pony . I feel it is slightly run down but overall still one of the nicest…

Visited early afternoon. $3 cover charge. You are greeted by a girl with a beer tub at the entrance. I waited until I got a table with a waitress. Domestic beer was $7 and the…

I’ve been going to tootsies for years now. I know the place pretty well. At entrance you’re given open to go Upstairs vip for extra money i declined but will probably try it one…

Honest review. Beggars can’t be choosers in this day and age of stripclubs. With onlyfans and social media the pretty girls really don’t have to do this type of work anymore. So we are stuck…

Entered about 6:30 and stayed until just after 8:30. Club was pretty empty of customers at beginning and had started filling up as I left. I guess that's pretty good for a Monday. This night probably…

Decided to pop by Saturday around opening as I had a 1-on-1 visit scheduled with my current fave (from another club) in the area and I had time to kill. Never a cover in the…

A couple of weeks ago I wanted to check out the scene here and chose to go to Showcase first. I got one good dance there and the rest of the time was lame, so…

Parking was free on a Saturday afternoon. $10 door charge. Club looked like it could hold a large party with tiered seating and lots of colored lights but there was none of that…

My first time going to PoleKatz.. after reading many reviews. This was around 11 on a Monday. Only Valet parking. Girl at check in was good looking and friendly. One of the managers introduced him…

This review covers 2 trips on Wednesdays and really is designed to engage an impression I think some people have of this place. My boss frequents this place and he is also the kind of…

I stuck my head in the recently (re)opened Secret Lounge. In short : it reminded me of why strip clubs lost their appeal to me even before the pandemic. Ultimately unsatisfying and increasingly expensive. Very quiet…

Dropped by Saturday at 3am on a whim, last stop during a night out for a friend's birthday. $25 cover. Bar and coat check up front, main floor lounge behind that. Small, single pole stage…

I went for a brief Sunday afternoon visit. This was before the Superbowl party, which promises to be crowded and fun with food and giveaways. But I had other plans. Logistics: The layout is the same. When…

It had been awhile since I last came in because this place had shown sings of decline on my last visit. The last time I had been there, some girls had been pretty pushy though…

The Pink Pony, legendary Atlanta club which a few years back was home to weekly Porn Star or magazine features, something which has disappeared. The Club is open 7 days a week, lunchtime to early AM,…

It's not very often that a brand new club opens but that's what Knockouts is. This club is in Stone Park which is just south of Melrose Park which previously had several clubs but they…

I visited this place on the last Friday of January. I arrived there around 8 pm, cause I was planning on leaving earlier, since this place is far from home, and the hotels look shady…

Dropped in with a buddy around 10p on a Saturday. Nothing new to report as far as venue, cover or service. We paid $30 each, found seats to the left of the stage, and ordered…

A lot of this review is a followup for the last review for EI. I wasn't planning on visiting EI yesterday afternoon, but found myself near it after a different unplanned trip with about an hour…

This is a true gem in Texas. Where we were coming from we don’t see places like this. Low cost entry (only a few bucks and a smile upon arrival) The valet will charge you and…

It's been many years since I've been to Delilah's, definitely since the pandemic and while a lot of things didn't change, I found the prices, or expectations to spend went through the roof. First, the…

Stopped in on a Thursday night in January around 10:30. There were a decent amount of cars for a weeknight. There were about 10 ladies working plus the bartender, bouncer & manager.…

I entered the pink building around three in the afternoon. The parking lot gave the impression there were a lot of guys there, but much less than I expected when I entered. I…

Thur afternoon review I last reviewed Player's Club in September. Physically the club is unchanged so I won't rehash those details--see my prior reviews for details there. Arrived at 2pm and was charged a $5 cover,…

Stopped in after one beer at Henry's down the street. Parked in the lot towards the old driving range, paid the doorman $5 and found a table near the entrance by the door. Gave the…

I was in Bucyrus on business and was able to stop into Fantasyland on the the way out of town to check the place out for improvements. I hadn't been there since Covid and it…

I was in the area so I stopped by for a beer, and maybe find a diamond in the rough, although that is a rarity these days. Parked in the fenced lot, paid the $5…

Knockouts is literally the new kid on the block, sandwiched between Scores and Gold Room Chicago. This is the day before the Super Bowl, which may explain the small turnout of patrons. Maybe…

Upon arrival I paid the $10 cover and then bought a Modelo from an attractive bartender for $7. I stopped at the restroom before sitting down and it is very bare bones -- a toilet,…

Cafe Atlantis has to be one of the nastiest, filthiest clubs I have been to in years. Clubs in Tijuana are far nicer and cleaner than this club. I am not necessarily a…

Have been a few times over the past few weeks to try and catch some girls that looked okay on roll call, however some of the photos ended up being deceiving. First of all they do…

Curves is my go-to dayshift club in Tucson. The others that get reviewed like Raiders and Venom seem like dives to me, so I stick with a known quantity. The club opens at…

Free parking in what seems like safe parking lot. Industrial area between city and airport. ID scanned, then magnetometer used to scan body, after emptying key/wallet/etc into bin. No cover required, at least prior to 8pm. After…

This wasn't my first trip to Denver, but it absolutely was my first mongering experience in Denver. Players Club did not disappoint and I'll take it a step further - it's the reason why I…

I visited this place before I take my flight back to Ohio. I was thinking this place is opening at 8, so I visited at 8:30. However, the bouncer at the club said the club…

I'm not getting out much and was fortunate to have a Happy Hour get together again nearby Rick's so headed here after. Was pretty packed for a 9:30 Friday night. I've always been…

Pulled up to to the club about 3:15. I came to try 2 things, the Skybox VIP which you guys say can get too hot sometimes and catch the vibe when the upstairs is open.…

I used to go to Visions on a regular basis about 15 or so years ago. Then I moved away, and I recently returned to the New Orleans area. The Visions of 15 years ago…

Definitely noticed the change in neighborhood driving up Federal to the Players Club from Shotgun Willies. I pulled into a gravel parking lot on the side of the club, parked next to a pickup truck,…

First time to a Denver area club. Took me about 30 minutes from the Denver airport car rental center. I hate valet parking, and I couldn't remember what I read on TUSCL about parking, so…

I Went to Ricks cabaret at 3:30 on a Friday. Overall, coming to this club prior to the 7pm shift rotation is well worth it especially on this day of the week. There are a…

Arrived at 12:30p on a recent Friday afternoon. Empty parking lot out front with the majority of the cars in the lot for patrons hitting the dispensary next door (steep prices BTW, suggest…

This is my impression from a late Thursday visit this week. Synn is at the corner of 2 main boulevards in a relatively safe feeling area. There’s a decent amount of parking in it’s attached…

Generally slow early in the week, mid afternoon, expectations are low. Sometimes the seasoned PLs favor this time to club, and surprises can come about! Maybe the dancers know this? i was satisfied with the…

This club has been reviewed 1 million times. So layout is very self explanatory. “Two-level” club, supposedly but why is the upstairs only even open on Friday and Saturday. This is more of a complaint…

Haven’t been here in forever and decided to give it another shot. I’ve been mostly going to the other club in Bloomfield but this place has a cigar lounge upstairs and I wanted to smoke…

I was in town for business and it looks like this is the only club in the area, so I decided to check it out. The club is off of a busy road, but…

I walked here after 11 from my hotel. The area is downtown with lots of nightlife happening and it is well lit so I didn’t feel it like it was too sketchy. Enter in the…

Cover 20 Parking 10 Came here thinking it would be a bit different. Boy was I wrong. Just as wack maybe even shiter than last time. A lot of customers, a lot of girls this time. No one…

I sent Founder a message over a year ago about this new club, Angel’s, reopening and I received a message this week stating it had been added to the Portland list. In its last…

Rare night time visit for me. Arrived just after 10:00 with seeing a few dancers in mind. There was quite a few dancers working. Copy paste for those that care🖕 Club details; entry cost is $21 with…

Ok man, I pulled up here at 2:45 pm on a Saturday and there were almost no cars in the lot. Shoulda known them to leave. Got charged 10 dollars to park. Might’ve been scammed.…

Hit the lounge last Saturday night around 8pm. Parking lot was packed . Only 1 space was open and I took it. It was a 10 dollar cover and they scan the license. Got a…

I've visited Duces Wild a few times during my many stints to Salt Lake City. It's almost a stone's throw south of The American Bush on the same road, in an industrial part of town.…

This is for 2 trips. Pulled up around 3:30 pm both times. Free to get in. Very small parking lot was close to the door. I can’t tell if the lot to the right of…