Reviews

This was first time me and my wife went to a club outside US. Conveniently located few minutes walk from Sonesta. Large stage when you walk in and you can sit…

Went to Bazooka around shift change time so it was pretty empty at the time. Sat there playing on my phone scoping some of the talent as they came in. Saw two that I was…

Been to porthole a few times. Located in a strip mall off sample road. It’s usually busy at night but this visit was a Sunday around noon and parking lot was empty. I’ve been here…

If you haven't been here before let me give you the lowdown. Downtown Romulus (one block) is within five miles of DTW. The busiest venue is this club. The town is safe but there's nothing…

Ive been going to PK for years now and it seems to be one of the only good clubs remaining in IL. There is turnover on girls of course but seems you find gems every…

I was in town to see clients and used to be a regular here over fifteen years ago. We used to hangout when a mill was being built in Dearborn and loved this place. Mandatory…

I was in Philly for a convention and decided to finally go to the most reviewed club on east coast to experience the fun, reached the club around 6:30 PM, Playhouse lounge comes as adverized…

Stopped in on Thursday night. This is a classy club with a lot of beautiful girls and a nice layout. The two stages in the main area and a smaller one in the back. The…

The following review took place Friday afternoon, I arrived to the club about 4:30pm. No cover as expected at this time, I walk in and see the place is jamming. This club by far has…

First time visit to the Trap. Easy to find - large parking lot. They offer valet, but you can self park in the lot through the fence (not far) and then pay the valet attendant…

Went here to watch the Superbowl with a friend. This was my 3rd time here, the other times I went alone and spent too much money so…

Stopped by on an early Sunday evening, about 7 PM. Cover+drink was the usual $16, though there was no waitress (so the entry guy walked me directly to the bar). It seemed a bit slow,…

Don't know how many times I need to learn the lesson, but the general strip club axiom remains; don't go for the hottest one, the better choice is the 7/10. So I guess you'd call…

The Good: Nice building, great security and lighting in the parking lot. You feel safe. Good chairs Many girls. Free entry with hotel room key The Bad: Dance Prices, I was charged $50 for ONE…

My previous review of Playhouse triggered a few of the regulars who disputed my observations. I called the girls that Friday night "gorgeous." Well, they were. So now it's a few weeks later. Also Friday.…

I have been to many NJ bars in my time and one of the things that I have learned over the years is to try some places I dismissed where there is a lot of…

I’ve been to Sonny’s a total of 3 of times in February. All of them are at 9 pm ish. The cover was $10 not too bad . There’s no minimum drink purchase. There…

D&G has been a regular spot of mine and it turns out others are now starting to realize there’s more to Tijuana than just HK. First and foremost, Tecates are $3 here while other beers…

Following on our Friday excursion (see previous review), we decided to go again two days later, on a Sunday evening, again at around 11pm :) No security check, metal detector, or door fee. I will not…

Went on a Friday around 11am, with a prior reservation through my buddies who live there. Walked in, no security screening (probably because of the arrangement), sat on couch facing the stage. The place was…

Went to Cheetah in Hallandale for a friend's birthday party. No issues with the parking. Paid $15 to get in since it was after 7 on Saturday. Place is decent looking and played mostly hip/hop…

It had been a few years for me and I went in early afternoon on a Thursday and was suprised to see how busy it was for that time for day. Pre-covid I would go…

It had been a year since I’d last stopped in at Bonitas. I’d heard it had gone downhill, but wanted to see for myself, so in between customer visits I stopped in for 30 minutes…

Great American Bush is in an industrial area that is surrounded by warehouses and off a fairly busy street during the day. Pretty easy to find. The parking lot was pretty empty when I showed…

I hit TD's just before 5pm on a Wednesday afternoon in mid-December, before the $10 cover kicked in. Nothing about the particulars of this place have changed much in a long time. Plenty of free…

Bit of an update from October. Everything inside still the same - the rectangular bar, music, drinks ($4 - beer, $11 cocktails) and ladies. A few new faces (late 30's at best), but mostly the…

About 20 years ago, I was in an upscale gentleman's club in Buenos Aires which at the time was probably one of the best clubs on the planet. The kind where you could mingle with…

I had not been to this club before so a friend and I decided to check it out. We arrived at opening 4pm and were the first two in. There is ample parking next to…

Place is a bit out of the way. Well outside of the city, not far from Valley Forge where General Washington camped, and a few minutes from the KOP mall, where there's a Kong Dog…

Well I think I might be through with this club. I've been trying to give them the benefit of the doubt since I like the view some dancers provide. However, the way management…

Was finishing up a business trip to SA, had reached checkout time for my hotel, but still had some time to kill before my late afternoon flight. Based on my research from fellow mongers, the…

I typically frequent Nite Moves on my way to Saratoga but decided to try out the competition. Wasn’t entirely impressed. Although the place was pretty quiet in the early evening the bouncer charged me $20.…

First time at Good Guys in early Feb. Initially drove over to The House at 11pm but they were closed. No sign or anything explaining why. I’d already decided to do the club thing, so…

After a profoundly disappointing visit to Roxy's, I headed over to Platinum, arriving at about 10:40 PM. The club is in a strip mall area, and the parking lot is fairly well-lit. I've never felt…

Salutations fellow mongers. Well, I visited another local club and heard through the grapevine that Men’s Club had been open for a week or so after losing their liquor license…

I had some friends come in from Dallas on a work trip and wanted to go out after dinner. We looked up the closest place with a decent review and came across Taboo. When we…

This was my first time here I was in the area so I decided to check it out. I was hungry so I ordered some food and got three beers the waitress was nice but…

Entry is 10 or 20 depending on the guy and the crowd. At night it is always 20. Dances are 20 a pop but those dances are meh. Waste of money. Go for the…

I have traveled to Houston 2-3 times per year for the last 20 years or so, and it's always a great destination for checking out the clubs. I had not been to Chica Locas for…

This is, imo, the best strip club, not just in Phoenix, but in the USA. Ok, that's saying a lot, but for what I'm generally looking for, this is a great time. This…

Rick’s has been my go to for a while now when I am in the area. I decided to stop on on a Monday afternoon, so it wasn’t very busy, I’m guessing because it…

Required Particulars: Arrival: Tuesday 9pmish: Showed the doorman the coupon from onegc app for a $5 entry free discount. Patdown. Enter. The Venue: Fairly straight forward, Square main room. Bar on one side, hallways behind lead to…

Showed up on a Thursday night over the holidays bc I had a free night. Pulled up around 11 (I believe the place closes at 4) It was my first time at the spot and one…

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon after hearing from a friend that dances are only $5 on Wednesdays. I paid $5 to park right in front, walked in and paid I think $40 to have…

I was not planning on visiting Bourbon Street this week, but decided to after experiencing the poor dancer quality at Platinum Plus, Le Girls, Sugar 44 and Cheetahs during the last few weeks. I also…

I stopped at Hi Liter this evening. When I was getting floor dances from Jordan, she told me that she also dances at Dimes. Jordan gave me a free admission pass. I have never heard…

I get to or through Liberal a couple times a year, and it has been a strip club wasteland since The Dukes club, just across the border in Beaver (no kidding) County, KS, closed during…

Stopped by late afternoon, around 4pm. Decent amount of people, friendly atmosphere. As you enter, there is a pool table and restrooms the right, and a private area with a curtain to the left.…

I’ve been to PIAS many times and it’s much of the same each time. I stopped by on a Friday afternoon and there was maybe about 15 girls “working”. 1 on stage at all times…

OK, club details, Building is long and narrow. It is easy to pass if headed south, TT is located between the RiteAid and the Acme. There is parking out behind. Entrance to the bar is…

I visited Players on a Friday afternoon some weeks ago. I am just getting to review now. Aplogies not sooner. This place is quite a ways out of the way for me…

Why do I keep giving this place a 2nd, 15th chance? 4-5 years ago it was a amazing. They had gorgeous girls that got Nude on the stage downstairs. They did this in…

Stopped at Fantasia after a business meeting. It was going to be a quick visit, I only had about an hour to spend at the club. The girls ranged from 4 to 8.…

This spot is located right off RT 80W in the industrial area of Paterson. Sometimes the street parking might be a challenge because there are 2 auto body shops nearby but majority of time the…

Tuesday was the snowstorm that wasn't, 8-10" predicted for the entire state, zip-zero actually accumulating in most places. Consequently, many places of commerce, government, and education were closed. First I drove to Mario's in Webster,…

I have been a big fan of the Masters over the years. Some good nights and some nights I should have stayed home. I don't live in Myrtle so my trips are less frequent than…

This is my go to club, have been going for years - since it was the gold club. Overall, it is consistent despite recent renovations where they added a VIP area and moved the DJ…

In town again after a long time since visiting. Nothing to do so decided to check out this place, with my expectations appropriately set beforehand. But I was ok with whatever, just wanted…

Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping it…

This was my first visit to bucks cabaret. I've been to bucks wild a couple of times but decided to try it's non nude cousin club this time. Huge parking lot with plenty of parking…

Took a little trip to the ol’ Gold Club. Walking in there was a lobby with a $10 cover because it was after 7 pm. The Club: Walking in there are two rectangular long bars along…

After having driven by this place many times over the last few years, I decided to stop in and check it out. There is decent parking and access is relatively easy. There was no cover…

I visited on a recent Friday. Since this club is extensively reviewed, I’ll be brief on the background. Plenty of free parking in a safe location. Walk in, restrooms and VIP are immediately on your…

Single day in Jax, work day ended early and arrived about 4:30pm. My last review apparently didnt have enough details so this time I wont assume everyone knows the club layout. Paid $5 cover…

After some time of being away, I took a look at Tattletales again and have learn of some changes. I knew of the remodeling that went on a few years back and how that…

This is a crazy one, unfortunately not in a good way. Was traveling from Allentown to Philly for a fun weekend and decided to stop and pregame on Friday afternoon. This place opens at noon,…

I was in Austin yesterday for a quick visit, and headed out to XTC. The building is right off the main road on a corner with parking on two sides, and I noticed a…

I stopped here at around 9:30 PM. I did the valet which was $10 and a cover fee of $20. You enter and bar is to the right, stage with 2 poles to the left,…

OK, first of all I had no interest in returning to PIAS. However, a friend wanted to meet at a place to catch up on things and he picked this place because it was…

Visited Fantasies on a Friday night in February around 9PM. The club is located in Brooklyn Park and has a large fairly well lit parking lot with ample free parking. There’s an ID scan that…

So this used to be my go to club when I lived in the area. So went to check it out. Some things never change as the set up of this place remains the same.…

Overall the club had reasonably hot dancers, $20 lap dances on the floor, and the beer was cheap. Visited Saturday evening a few weeks ago around 6 pm as a recon trip. I stuck around…

I stopped by on a Saturday at 10 p.m. with a $20 cover charge, and a $ 8 drink minimum was wack. It was a few guys there, nothing crazy weirdly slow, like nobody was…

I got to the club at around 5 pm. The parking lot was close to full when I arrived, I almost bottomed out my car on one of the potholes before I found a parking…

Don't remember what day it was, but a mid-week late lunch/stress break. I was in the general area of Dan's on business and decided to stop in since it had been quite a while since…

I feel a bit bad about waiting so long to post this, but I found out that when the website went live again I wasn't able to reset my account. In any case, I tried…

I decided to stop in since I had time before my flight and didn't want to sit in the airport too long. I really wasn't expecting them to be open since it was just after…

The place is on a one way main street. There are a few homes near it, but nothing over the top. Parking is on tbe street and you will find a spot. The bar is…

I stopped into Bourbon Street this past Saturday night. I arrived around 8:30pm. They already had a line started outside. They were no doubt looking to get people to pay for a table. Going solo,…

I dropped by on Saturday mid-afternoon to kill some time between commitments and it was a couple of hours well spent. Parking and Cover Charge There were plenty of parking spots so I knew the…

I haven’t been here for awhile and last visit was not good. Driving by couldn’t resist. First the parking. Big lot behind the club with entrance in the back. Entering there was no cover but patted…

Stopped by the club after being in the area and not wanting to deal with the rush hour traffic to get home. Nothing really changes there but they have parking lines outside now so it's…

My wife and I travelled to south Oregon and were surprised to find that there was a strip club in Klamath Falls. We decided to go on a Thursday night since we were leaving town…

Hit the place mid-afternoon on a Sunday and found a spot in front for a change, though there's usually plenty along the side. A new residential development is going up across the street.…

I feel a bit bad about waiting so long to post this, but I found out that when the website went live again I wasn't able to reset my account. In any case, I tried…

Went to Diamond Dolls at noon on a Friday, as I've heard they have a very good day shift. Parking is free, club entry was $20. There were about 8 girls in rotation dancing and…

I went to Sugar Shack for a bachelor party. We got there early in the evening, and it was pretty empty. Lots of attractive women, mostly not doing the hard sell thing. I opted for a…

Been a bit since the last time I was here. Set up still the same with everything to the left when you walk in - pass a small bar, then the main stage /…

So I went to satins the first time on a Friday night. Got there about about 8:30. Paid the entrance fee $10. It’s a really small club. Left is are 2 long booth seat with…

$5 to park outside. Free if you park adjacent to club, but be careful not to park in the tow zones $40 for admission and VIP wristband (semi-private perimeter area) $90-$110 for admission and the "Celebrity…

Place is like a mini Scarlett’s after the remodel. Seriously have not been to this place since before the remodel, as would always go to Diamond Dolls or Cheetah’s. The “Trap” used to be just…

After a while I get chance to visit JAX. Obviously, it’s difficult to avoid Sins if you’re in Jax. I arrived Sins around 02:30 PM on Tuesday. Lot of parking available in the front. No…

I traveled to vegas for the first time after pandemic. Decided to visit this club on friday around 11 PM. I remember that this club used to be busy during weekends but this time was…

First the news. SnS is no longer open every night. They're closing around 7pm Monday and Tuesday, maybe Wednesday and maybe Sunday. That's what the bartender told me. What does that mean aside from the…

Second time visiting Allure and each time the experience gets better. Just know this is NOT a strip club. Instead it is an erotic massage spa that will have you leaving with a smile…

Me and my friend were in the neighborhood and decided to stop by Essex! It's been awhile but everything seemed to be as it was, a $10 cover with pretty good drink specials as usual.…

Utah has so many great things to do, as long as you don't like drinking, weed, gambling or naked women. 49 years of strip clubbing and I have never been to a strip club in…

Found myself in this north part of the city again, and a little voice inside said just do it. I reluctantly listen and proceeded to park on the streets. There was some traffic going by…

I am a regular at Showgirls. The place is low key but the girls here are always on point so I go all the time. I’ve been just about everyday of the week at different…

Was in the area and had a few hours one evening so I stopped in for a few hours. It is off 130 next to a Honda dealer. It is BYOB but there is a…