Reviews

I went to Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club on a Saturday night at 22:00. There are two parking lots. The main lot is in the shape of a trapezoid in front of the building, and the…

I arrived around 5pm on a Saturday. I chose this place because it is one of the few clubs in the DC area that have already been open at least an hour or two by…

This place was close to a work dinner that ended a little early. Drove and self-parked, but still had to pay the valet $10 and $20 at the door. Layout is pretty simple:…

Glad I gave this place a second shot! See my recent review for the details of the club set up. I was out in Chicago again and thought I’d try this place again later in…

A puta I know started working at PdN a few months ago. She likes it and I was curious, so I made a trip down. From TJ to Ensenada by taxi it was $120. Returning…

This club has been a reliable stop for many years. Parking usually works out but on rare occasion will fill up. About 20 parking spots in front in you're lucky to get a spot…

Ended up being a quick but satisfying Friday afternoon visit. Got there right at 5pm for happy hour, paid my $11 cover and got my change and club soda. There were about five dancers and…

Stopped by on a Sunday evening. This place is out-of-the-way but rural and safe. I haven’t been in a while, but thought I’d give it a try again. I was not expecting much on a…

The place is big with a main stage, two small stages and an upstairs dancing area. There are two bars and they were also serving dinner. It definitely looks upscale. Women mostly wore gowns and were…

Stopped in a couple weeks ago on a Thursday afternoon. I have described this place several times but if I don't describe it again people complain so here it is. Free parking, cameras cover…

I approached after 1am—perhaps that’s why they asked no cover. I was whisked inside and quickly found a table next to the bar. The room is not huge, with small tables for the dancers to…

I used to live in the Phoenix area, and spent much of my disposable income at Chicas. After sampling many of the clubs in the Phx area, and after reading the TUSCL reviews submitted by…

When I got to Atlanta I went immediately to Blaze, went through the security pat down, and got my beer. The place was packed. There were a whole lot of women, all were…

Showed up a little before midnight on a Wednesday evening. Doorman was very friendly, introduced himself and showed me into the club where a girl behind the counter took my money. At first, she tried…

A damn fine Friday night at Club Desire with some of their best looking ladies here tonight! Always friendly Anthony at the helm at the entrance welcoming me like a true gentleman. Speaking of gentleman Matthew…

I drive by this place frequently. It is off of I94- Exit 52- and quite visible from the main highway. I have stopped in occasionally over the years, but, it has been over 5 years…

Physical layout: Imagine a rectangle... You enter on the short side at the near left corner. Stage is in the center of the front third. The middle third is the bar (non-alcoholic,…

This aggregates a few reviews over the last few weeks, and should serve as a useful update to a good bit of the readership. The earlier visit, some weeks ago, was on a Tuesday evening, when…

Decided to make the semi annual visit to Delilah's Den to see if it's gotten any better. Pulled into the lot at 9:30 on a Saturday night. Plenty of parking. Even when this club was…

-- PLACE -- The club has plenty of parking on site that was easy to access. As you enter the building, immediately after the second door, there is a metal detector. The main layout of the…

So I have been to Baby Dolls MULTIPLE times now. You can check my past reviews. This time I went pretty 11 PM local time. What I feel is that if you have been to…

I visit this area for a week each winter and try to visit several clubs. This year, after a several year absence, I visited Porthole twice and had the most fun of all of…

Another Friday visit late afternoon/early evening. This is a very clean and relatively small club. The bar is along the back wall, 2 vip sections in the right hand corners on either side of the…

So swing by Cheerleaders Tuesday evening around 7:30…hung out to about 9:30. 5 dollar cover on the way in. Got to the bar and ordered a domestic bottle. Must have been a…

I pulled into Henry's parking lot at about 1:00 PM on a Monday, noting that there were very few cars in the lot. I don't think it starts getting busy there until around 4:00…

This review is long and has a significant amount of background information intended for my out of state friends, so feel free to not read this review. I previously wrote a review about Kim on 3/12/2023…

This place has been reviewed so many times, but here's my 2-cents. Enter into a lobby where they wand you, and at night check id & take the cover. Immediately to the right are a…

I was in NY for one night only and visited many clubs in NYC, Jersey. This one was the last and I arrived around 2:30 am. All parking spots around the club were taken; many…

It's hard for me to believe that this Synn should be considered in the same rarified air as the Synn in City of Industry. Less of everything, and an all-around depressing vibe. I found the club…

Stopped by Blaze about 5:30 and the parking lot was packed. Decided to go to Pinups as I have a long drive and it was on the way home. Pinups parking lot had spaces in the…

Decided to visit since I was in the area on business and hotel was a short distance away. Didn’t expect much and went in around 9:30pm to about 4-6 dancers, maybe 3 other patrons, a…

I had a free afternoon so I decided to visit the Playhouse. It’s a pink building on the side of the road on route 130 in Burlington New Jersey. There’s plenty of parking in the…

I used the coupon I picked up from Bogart's for admission, so unsure what the admission charge could have been. Arrived around 6;40pm. Bad timing. Watched a couple of dancers and one stopped…

I visited around 6pm on a Thursday. Probably about 6 ladies dancing, though a little hard to tell since some were in the back and some doing private dances. I'd rate most of…

First visit here. Arrived in my car and found that the parking seems to be valet only. I hate giving someone else my keys. I drove around the block and lucked into…

My first time going to Pumps, the girls working were incredibly hot but a little pushy. Tips are given out after each song for the girls that dance behind the bar but some were not…

Stopped into the rama on Wednesday night. Lineup was Ashley, charisma, grace, ana, noel, Lucy, charlie , April, Camille, Veronica, Tatiana, and Marie. Wasn't sure what to expect as I haven't been back in a while.…

The girls are mostly average. some fugly. one or two actually pretty hot. They are super friendly but ultimately start pressuring you to buy the expensive services. And boy is this place pricey. I've gone…

I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon several weeks ago. The club is a little out of the way, but worth the trip for the dance specials several days of the week. Parking was $5. Once…

Arrived at Boji's around 9pm. Place is located in a relatively small town right next to a pizza/bar; doesn't look like much from the outside. Parking is on the street or in a lot behind…

If you like big beautiful black/latin girls this is the place to go. So, went there on a Thursday night around 10:30 and the cover was $20. It's in an industrial setting and…

PRO: Music at a reasonable volume, good barside mileage CON: There was a white woman bartender behind the bar, and she asked me whether I wanted to buy any of the girls a drink and was…

Drove down to Windsor from Pearson, that may be one of the more boring drives once you get out of GTA I have seen. And I drive the Canadian Prairies lots. Pull into Windsor on…

As you can see I've been here a number of times and always had a good time. This time unfortunately was different. Walked in as usual you pay a cover at the coat check and a…

Went to check out the place on lunch which turned into the rest of my workday, and was worth it. Got there shortly after opening and paid cover and got drink.Chatted with the bartender for awhile…

Went mongering after getting out of the hobby for the last 5 years, partially because I was moving out of the state and wanted to get the taste for one last time before moving. I…

Spent a recent Sunday night, Monday day and Tuesday night in TJ. I passed through many clubs including Tropical, HK, La Gloria, Dulce & Gabana, Gold Club, Chicago, and La Carreta. I'll only review a…

Went Thursday early , 5 min walk when you first cross the bridge just keep going straight and it will be on the right there will be signs and guys outside wanting to guide you…

It’s been about a month since I’ve been to Fantasies. A lot of old faces have gone and new ones have come in. This afternoon (Thursday) I headed to Valley St after striking out at…

This place is well reviewed and nothing has changed. The building cannot be missed on the side of a highway in Burlington. There is plenty of parking in the lot. Once you…

Another trip to Palomino with my girl a few weeks ago. Paid $30 each to get in which included 2 drinks each. We're not locals but we did drive ourselves and it was a Sunday…

Went here to kill time before picking up a dancer from another club at closing time. The brief description: Club on a busy street next to a large hospital complex, with parking in the rear which…

So I hit up dancers occasionally when in Indy. Its convenient because its near the airport and if you wanna kill some time before or after a flight its an easy way to do so.…

Spent 15-20 hours partying on a Sunday, Monday and Tuesday recently in TJ. Stopped in at all of the main clubs and some of the less popular ones. HK stil rules TJ in terms size,…

Was curious about the place so went there for lunch break around 2. There was ample parking and it's location was a bit secluded which I liked. Entering the building found no one at the…

The mardi Gras 2 is an easy access of of route 91 in CT. Not far from the airport as well. Since the MA Mardi Gras and the other clubs owned by that group closed…

First stop of the night, 9 pm. POSITIVE: No cover charge for 9--10 on Friday night. I considered coming back at 10 Monday night but there was a $10 cover charge, which deterred me. The attention…

POSITIVE: Unlike many other Block clubs (except Pussycat and Bottoms Up and Red Room sort of) the music was not too loud and there even was no music at times, so conversation were possible.…

I was there 10:50 to 11:45 on a Friday night and it was fairly busy. On the other hand, when I stopped in Monday night around 10 it was vacant except for a bartender. NEGATIVE: Music…

I was there 10:15 to 11:15. No cover charge, but $6 for a soda, and then the bartender left me alone. NEGATIVE: None! My scientific survey of all Block clubs indicates B.U. has the most and best…

The parking was free and the lot was half full. The area seemed safe on a busy street. A buck to the door girl and I was in. The lap…

The time of visit to TB was early evening, around 6:45pm. At the entrance area, had to go through the usual metal-detector area ( after emptying out the pockets in a tray/cell-phones,keys and any other…

Stopped in this afternoon during rush hour to wait for the traffic to die down. Cover was $7 and I was warned there were only 4 dancers. I guess some night shift dancers were coming…

Rachel's is an interesting place, it's in Orlando which is not the most fun city to begin with, and somewhat near Disneyworld and everything else. A group of friends decided to go here after hanging…

(Notes on the girls are at the bottom, In case you don't want to read the rest) My favorite place in the northeast. Better than the clubs back home. I know the description's…

Bored on a Friday night and have had fun times at the Crazy Horse before (especially compared to other SC in SF which are really bad/low mileage). PLACE: Got in around midnight, paid a $20 cover…

Stopped by on a Wednesday evening a few weeks ago around 8:30pm. Place is down by the sports complex. Big, well-lit parking lot. Have always felt safe. Go in, $10 cover…

Arrived about 3:00 Wednesday afternoon. There were about 15-20 cars in the large, free, safe parking lot. No daytime cover. About 15 dancers, one white possible junkie, one heavyset AA with large breasts and even…

I heard there was a new club next to Golden Dragon, so when I was in the area, I figured I would check it out. Went to Golden Dragon first to scope the scene out…

I just checked my previous review of this place and realized that I had tried out Cocoa (slightly pudgy, but attractive black girl) with a lap dance back then, forgot, and tried her out again…

Went here with few friends on New Year's night. Was at 6th street till midnight and then we decided to head over to Foxy's since it's near our home. We took an uber and when…

After a long day driving and with nothing to do at my hotel, I figured I'd head over to the closest strip club I could find - I wasn't expecting much, and when I got…

Decided to swing by on the way back from out of town. Rainy afternoon around 4:30, but the parking lot was almost full. Luckily found a spot near the front. No parking fee; $10 cover…

Flew in to FLL & didn’t feel like going home so I swung by Cheetah Hallandale. I’ve only ever really been to Tootsies, so wanted to try something else out. Arrived at 3 (Hopefully to…

I visited Booby Trap late afternoon/early evening fri. and sat. Prior to 7pm its $2 parking in back lot, patted down and no cover. There is free lunch till 7 with purchase of 2 drinks.…

Been to EI every now and then for the last yr or so. I like to visit here when I'm in the area making moves and what not. It's located next to a bbq joint…

Spent about 30 minutes in here after visiting a friend. Very small club with one stage/ walkway and theatre like seating. Bar is to the left upon entry. Maybe 5 or so stools 10 or…

Decided to drive down to Kittens since it had been a while. Parking lot had maybe a dozen cars between the bar and stripclub. Went inside and paid the $15 with a drink.…

My monthly visit to this club. I got there around 4pm. Club opens at 2pm. Only a few cars in the parking lot not a great sign. I only had a couple hours to spend…

First off there are two Crazy Horse clubs in the Cleveland area, one downtown by the airport and the other on the east side. This is the east side one. The area it's in is…

Was in the Pittsburgh area for the NCAA games and wanted to check this club out as the reviews seem to be a mixed bag. Granted, it was a Wednesday night - I expected it…

It had been a while since I was able to visit Mickey's. The location is very easy to get to, right over the RI border and about 1 mile off the exit. The building looks…

I stopped by here recently on a Thursday afternoon. Baby dolls is located across the street from Oz so I thought why not. Parking is fine, no issues there,…

So, My plan was to take everyone’s advice and not got a strip club in NO, however, with a group of guys walking down Bourbon and it is what everyone wanted. The club itself,…

I landed in Vegas with a couple buddies and after some gambling we decided to see some women and headed off to the Rhino. We tried calling the club for their pickup service but there…

Went to Topeka Sports Cabaret on a Monday night around 9pm. It was a Monday Night but still... Paid $5.00 cover charge for myself and $5.00 for my wife. We were hoping to have some…

I swore I would not return after a few failed attempts a finding a dancer to my liking here, but I gave it another go. Parking lot has been improved, be careful when you walk…

Basic club next to Milwaukee Airport. Easy to get to and plenty of parking available. Once you arrive there is a stairway leading up to the front door. Directly inside theirs is a small room/foyer…

Finally made a return to cheeques after a lengthy layoff. To end off my birthday festivities me and the guys decided to hit Nardones first, but found out it was closed. So we decided to…

Stopped in at this place on the way back home through Three Forks. Other mentions of this place said it was the best strip club in the Bozeman area so we thought we’d give it…

February of 2024 My girl and I stopped here on a bar crawl while killing time waiting for a show at the Hawthorne. It was the PERFECT stop! Despite the snow and ice apocalypse, they maintained…

I tried to leave a review before, but it was denied. Not enough descriptions or whatever. I just want to see the reviews. So, here we go... Location: You can see this house…

One of the day time clubs in Seattle area that is pretty consistent with service and hospitality:) Decent size club in Seattle with ample parking for day time visit. As many of you know, club did…

In the past 3 months I’ve busted this spot 4x so I’ll provide my most recent review and consolidate the others. Parking - $10 Entrance fee -$20 Main area VIP seating - $20 Domestic beer - $6-7 if I…

Haven’t been back to sins in a while but I had a chance to visit and took it. It was a Tuesday night after 10pm. It was generally pretty slow. Probably around 6 people inside.…

My first time here, right on the corner of an intersection. I went by the building to pull into the back and see the parking lot. As I walked in I saw parking…

Had some time to kill and thought about getting some variety in my Philly stops so stopped in here. Parking was fine there’s some out front and more in the back. Walk in standard bar…

I visited Tootsies on a Monday around 10 pm. Monday is typically the slowest strip club night of the week, and this was a slow night at Tootsies. However, I kind of enjoyed the slowness.…

Was in Providence for a work trip and decided to stop here before heading home. Usually I go to Desire when I’m here but realized CF was pretty near where I needed to be for…

The talent is gone from this place. The waitresses are hotter than the dancers. I had a couple dances while I was there and only saw a few people I recognized. Candy was there but…