Reviews

This visit was actually for a special occasion as it was my birthday. I parked in the parking lot across the street and paid the $2 cover as it was before 2 pm. I do…

I had been really turned off to this place, but since it was my original favorite club whenever I visited LA, I just keep going back hoping it'd live up to pre-covid years one…

Drove in around 11pm and the parking lot was packed. Luckily a car was leaving as I turned the corner into the back area parking. Bouncer at the door gave me the metal…

Was in the neighborhood and decided on some fun at Essex. Luckily I avoided the cover charge by about 5 minutes so I scooted on in ( I hate cover charges). The place wasn't packed…

Not much of a review here, more of an FYI. I noticed their hours recently changed on google. It went from being open 4 days a week to 3 days. Quite frustrated because I had a…

Was at Goldrush on a recent Monday afternoon for 60-90 minutes. I stopped in after a Vivide trip and before my outbound flight back home. I've done the SC visits immediately before a flight before…

For the first time in almost five years I visited CC again last Thursday night. I was hoping the club had improved since PG moved and became Cheetah giving CC a little more completion. The…

Visited this legendary SC on a Friday after work to check out the talent. Most local mongers will know BT’s as one of the top SC’s in the suburbs around Detroit proper. My recent visit…

Went to Blaze on again on Friday. They say they're open at 11:30 but when I went at that time they didn't let me in until about 12:25. When I got in, there were probably…

Bogarts is located off a main road with a decently lit parking lot. The outside is not the most appealing and looks like a dive bar. The parking lot was lit up well enough mixed…

My first visit to PH. Saturday night after 10pm. $10 entry which included 2 free waters (BYOB). Seemed like a good value in that regard. There were about 10 girls working at that point.…

Came here on a Wednesday afternoon around 4pm after checking out Spearmibt Rhino the night prior and was kinda lacking there. The parking situation is kinda cramped cuz it shares the lot in a tiny…

I went to Mario’s on a Wednesday afternoon around 3 o’clock. It was dead and there was never more than 4 or 5 customers the whole time I was there. I can see why as…

First time ever to visit PP. Parking was good, paved lot and I parked far as possible away from front door to try and avoid parking charge. It worked I guess because…

I came in for the Masters golf tournament and had party time set aside for Thursday night and Monday day. On Thursday I went to this Seductions and Vivide. On Monday day I went to…

Had a Sunday free recently so decided to check out the Gary area clubs. I could have hit the Chicago area clubs but years of experience tells me they are only so-so. On this outing…

I have not been in the area for a while. I did a quick stop at Diamond Dolls, and left as fast as I could. Very attractive bartender, but nothing else happening. So on to…

I went to Big Bon’s on a Friday night around 22:00. Big Bon’s is in the middle of nowhere. The club does not have a liquor license, but you can drink alcohol inside the building…

First timer to this club. I'm not sure if the club name is Seductions or Shayk. Whatever, doesn't matter I guess. I came in for the Masters golf tournament and had party time set aside…

Had a Sunday free recently so decided to check out the Gary area clubs. I could have hit the Chicago area clubs but years of experience tells me they are only so-so. On this outing…

Stopped by for a few hours while I'm Boston. Went around 630PM slow day fortunately no cover at the time. Smoking only outside. Only a handful of customers and maybe 6…

Club is in an industrial area, decent amount of parking every time I went. Both the times I went I didn’t pay a cover. Simple id check and pat down. Dive bar kinda vibes. Stage is…

Was in Beaverton running errands, so I decided to stop by here before going home. I hadn’t been here in close to a year, so I was curious to see if anything had changed. Rouge…

It had been a few months since I had been to Tex Mex so I decided to visit on a Thursday afternoon. I mainly just wanted a few drinks but thought why not visit Tex…

I visited this club on a Wednesday evening about 6:30. It had been a little over a year since I had been in there. I have been visiting about once a year for…

When the zebra first opened 20 some odd years ago, this was my favorite spot, my comfort club. In the early 2000s, place was the wild west and mileage was all over the map. For…

This club used to be the Landing Strip. I had not been that way in a long time so I was shocked to see that the name of the club had changed and the outside had…

Context: I do not typically like going to clubs on special feature nights because it disrupts normal operations. I went here because it was an open weekend in my otherwise jammed schedule. I’ll try to…

Read some good reviews about this place being cheap, dropped by on a Friday night, first thing that welcomed me at the entrance was the smell of weed. Paid entrance fee of $15 and went…

I hit up the FC two times this week. So my review will include Wednesday evening and Thursday afternoon / evening. The Valet / “Pussy Licker Parking Charge”is mandatory both day and night. I don’t…

2nd time visiting this club at night time and it was slightly underwhelming in comparison. Parking: Believe parking was $20 and no issues navigating the lot. Entry: Entry was smooth, not an extensive pat down…

This place was a blast and it was the first strip club I ever entered in my life. $5 for parking and $15 for entrance fee. Wasn't too crowded on a Saturday night around 8PM,…

It had been a while since I visited and was passing through the area and thought I’d give it a try. It’s on a country road about 15 minutes outside Madison with a parking lot…

This will be a combo review , a Thursday at 1230pm and a Saturday at 330pm. Stayed for a couple hours each day. No cover charge, no ID check, and said hi to the bouncer.…

First time going and it was a thursday night. The night was a little slow. About 7 guys total in the club and 11 girls on rotation. Overall style of the place was okay. $15…

First time here on a Friday evening. Breathless is in an industrial part of town. Plenty of parking and felt pretty safe. Area is very private, no cars will see your in the lot. There…

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon. I used to come regularly 10 years ago, but now it has been a few years, pre-COVID. Stage is small with seats at a tip rail. Otherwise, mostly small…

Was driving through Reading area on my way to meet with friends at an air bnb. Stopped by Buck Rubs to have some fun. Arrived at 830pm and it was dead. Person at the door…

In mid March I had a couple of subpar day visits to CF on a Monday and a Tuesday and was not looking to make a third bad visit during the ides of March. Then…

Review is based on a few Wednesday and Thursday visits. Recently, I think Thursdays are the best midweek day to go because the overall scene is more energetic, and there are more girls. Wednesdays can…

Was in the area after a long work day that bled late into the night. The doorman and the cute lady who took my cover (I can't remember if it was $10 or $20)…

Had people to drop off at Metro Airport. With extra time to spare...... The Tigers were on tv. Landing Strip has many tv's. Made sense to stop in. Have not been to LS in quite some time.…

Glamorous place - think fancy night club. Rectangular bar, long runway with two poles. On a good night, you'll see the girls be quite acrobatic on the poles. Even at 7:30 on a Thursday, there was…

In Miami on a work trip by myself. Strip clubs are a great place when you're out of town and lonely because you can have a few drinks, talk to girls and maybe get…

First time back to Electric Blue since before COVID. The bar itself hasn’t changed substantially in decades - private dance room on the right as you walk in, bar straight ahead on the left, and…

Came into town and decided to try a place that hadn't been reviewed in a long time. Pulled into a gravel parking lot that looked alittle sketchy. Walked in and paid $13 cover Place is a…

In town for a concert and thought I’d stop by my old stomping grounds (some old timers out there will know how it was in the early 10’s in the day shift with the legendary…

Came in on a Sunday night as I was in town for work for the week. Got in by 11pm, paid by $20 cover to the friendly gentleman at the front. He gave me a…

I had a hour plus to kill and this place is less than 10 minutes from the Syracuse airport. It opens at noon, had a full bar and food, so why not. Decent…

I have been to the Foxy many times over the years, and it has had its ups and downs. One thing that has been consistent is the quality of the space. They do a…

It was a Saturday afternoon visit. 1 Franklin Sq didn’t show up well on GPS. I had to sue a nearby business address to find it. Old brick building with safe, ample, lit parking…

Visited on a Thursday afternoon. Parking lot is in ok shape but is pretty small. $7 cover and in you go. I did not get a pat down, just an id check. Club is off…

Had never been to shotgun willies and had a feee Friday afternoon so pulled up around happy hour 5pm to check it out . The entrance of the place was nice, I paid about $5…

I went there on a cold February night . Cold it was outside but inside the club was warm and crispy . A very relaxed atmosphere , nobody pushing you or pressing you, taking it…

I've been out of circulation for a while. I decided to drop by my local club at about 5PM. Price to enter was up to $10. I grabbed a chair on a two…

I've been to Mickey's a few times now. It's a super low key gentlemans club located in a random residential neighborhood. 100% an old vfw you walk in bar straight ahead, pool table to the…

I found myself near BBF after a meeting so stopped in, a couple weeks ago. Then forgot to post review. Got there about 7:15 and left before 9:00. A good number of of great looking women and…

This is my go to club in OKC....the layout is bar to the right as well as some seating, stage straight ahead and more seating to the left. $5 cover in the afternoon.…

Stoped by in the afternoon around 3p. Not crowed at all, about 3-10 PL's there at any one time, about 8 ladies working. All pretty fine, 7 ups. 4 AA girls which is…

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 2 Globe St Providence, RI. Don’t use the address on this page or the club page, since some apps (like Google maps on a PC) confuse…

Headed to TT to see my ATF’s and lo and behold neither was working today. WTF! It must be spring break or something. Meagan was there Tess, Lana, a thin brunette with glasses and a…

First visit to BTs. Decided to venture out from the usual spots based on other reviews and had a mixed experience. With that being said, there were enough positives to see why people dig it.…

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon from about 230-430. I have described this place numerous times and nothing has changed. Cheap draft beers. $6 w/ tip. $5 Cover There were 6 ladies working when I got…

There were three attractive dancers, the rest were not. Total of 8 dancers that I saw. They do dances on the bar top instead of on a stage. Several offered to dance on the bar…

This was the first club I went to the Monday me and my buddy decided to see the strip clubs of Kansas City. This is just off of I-70 east of downtown. I wasn't impressed…

I recently made a visit to the cricket for an afternoon escape from reality. It was a sunny warm afternoon so I was not expecting to see many dancers working and I was right. The…

This place hasn't had a review in almost two years, so since I visited recently I'll provide an update. This marked the first time I'd visited Club Paradise in about six or seven months as my…

Stopped by on Tuesday around 7pm. Cover was $10. It has a mainstage with two smaller stages, one on each side. Easy access to the bar to. Sat down at a table away from the…

I pulled in on a quiet Wednesday around 11:30 pm. Whiskey (Jimmy or Jack) pours for $5 was the special. The bartender was very friendly and attentive. There were probably a couple more girls than…

Stopped by the WORLD FAMOUS (they love saying that) Mons Venus late on a Wednesday. Area is fine. I didn’t drive, so couldn’t tell you about the parking. Steep cover charge at $25. No booze, paid…

This is a review of perhaps one of the most polarizing clubs in DFW. So polarizing I myself am conflicted about it. Not just the club myself but my recent visit Let’s begin….. Another boring tuesday afternoon.…

Everyone familiar with this site knows that I’m the cheerleader for this club. It WAS a niche club that catered to a particular monger looking for an urban latin club with Latinas with the Instagram…

There is a $10 cover charge, but I downloaded a coupon from their website, and I got in for free. There was a long bar along the left side of the rectangular room, and…

Came in on a Tuesday evening, about 8. I had to take a friend to the airport and this club is not too far away. I believe I got entrance, my drink and…

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it looks…

Went on a slow Tuesday night. Cover was $20, which is typical for NYC nights. There was a mandatory drink requirement (and a high upcharge on drinks). Initial waitress who brought me to the lounge…

This place was previously known as The Ball, which went out of business after several years of service that was known by many of the locals as the best of the worst clubs in the…

Had a challenging work week so needed relief and clear my head. I could either take a run around Greenlake or hop into a SC. Needed to clear out both heads so…

A few hotties and a few notties. This place is very fun. It deserves higher ranking and consideration. The other clubs around really have nothing up on Outhouse. You can…

Stopped at Ruby's after a disappointing visit to Pleasant Moments. I like slim, sexy ladies, and although there were lots of ladies at Pleasant Moments, they definitely weren't slim! I know some guys…

Went on a friday and was intrigued. Carman was there, new gal, phony as hell, but has a bangin bod that needs some taming. Jade was there and she has a firm bod…

Decent amount of parking. 5$ cover. Simple id check Club is fairly big has 2 stages. One of the elevated section which is where you enter from. Then down the steps which is the main…

Decent parking available. Club was pretty empty maybe 6-10 people. I don’t remember paying cover or the id check process. It may have been like a 2 drink minimum or something. Bar is towards front…

This club looks closed as fuck when you pass by it. GPS will tell you to turn in but not possible since there’s construction going on and I think they put a median there so…

Decent amount of parking. If I’m not mistaken a $5 or $10 cover. Club was fairly empty with a lot of girls. There are 2 stages one of the left as soon as you walk…

Made a recent stop on a Saturday evening but early enough to avoid the door charge. Parking in the fenced lot was easy as always and it appeared to be light traffic outside but upon…

My last visits to the Inn have been on weekdays or weekend afternoons, I had some time last Saturday night and went late to see how it compared to those less busier times. Some interesting…

I go to Gold Club at least 6 times per month, almost always in the daytime. Maybe I need a life, but I have fun there, even though the eperience has gone down while…

It has been a couple of years since I have visited. For many years this has been my go-to place when visiting the Metro Detroit area. On this day, it was almost a 1…

Thur afternoon return I last reviewed Player's Club in February. Physically the club is unchanged so I won't rehash those details--see my prior reviews for details there. Arrived at 3pm and was charged a $5 cover,…

Bar is unchanged. Copied from my previous review. 8$ mandatory valet, no cover until 7pm then $20-25 after depending on the day. As you walk in the bar is right in front of you with…

Hit up Tootsie's on a recent Miami work trip. I'd been there once before waiting for a flight and had a really good time with a lot of hot girls. So I'd been…

I arrived at Ten's for my second visit on a rainy Friday afternoon. Upon entering the door man took my ID and processed it through an ID scanner and charged me a $5 entry. Upon…

Made my way to Bella's at about 1am Sunday night (technically Monday morning). The entrance was pretty quiet but inside the bar was full of customers and there were about 20 dancers.…

Went by on a Thursday afternoon around 4. There were about 6 dancers, all white, and all shapes and sizes. There was a little buzz going on because there was birthday party for the bartender…

I was driving down Lake City Way on Friday night, trying to decide which of the three clubs on that road to visit. I crossed Rick's off my list because on weekend nights it's way…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon, so I certainly wasn't expecting much. Honestly, I had an irritating day & was just looking to unwind. I would have been fine getting no dances. Was just looking…

So, I went on a Monday which meant not as many ladies. I live in Southern Ca, so it is easy for me to go whenever I want. The problem I'm feeling: adelitas' is gone.…

Intro This club is like a retro 80’s type spot complete with that old cube deco glass at the front and where the dances take place. Inside you will see a smallish club that centers…

So much has been said of this club and yet words cannot just explain it. It was my first time to TJ and the cherry popping was definitely great. I crossed the border at 7:30 after…