Save yourself the time you'll never get back

Rolled in with my buddy around 10 PM. The club is located off to the side of a semi dead end type of situation. Pretty private and ample parking. Patted down by security guard at front who scanned our license IDs and let us in thereafter.

Paid $10 cover each at the front and walked into a pretty empty club. About 10-15 girls sitting around. Not a single girl over a 5/6 and most if not all are Cuban. Speaking Spanish or Google translate is an absolute must in this place. There is a drink minimum but it's better to do the package for 2 which includes food and Hookah in addition to a bottle. Price is definitely fair compared to other clubs in the Miami area but once you see the talent, you understand why.

My buddy and I connected with 2 Cuban chicks. The upsell to go to VIP is pretty heavy here and I think it's safe to say these chicks bank on it in addition to money from tips in VIP. Took one back against my better judgement and got a billy joel rendition and some DFK. $100 to the house and $300 for tip. Prob one of the worst renditions I've ever had to the point where I had to ask her to stop halfway bc she was clearly trying to use hands more than anything. My buddy had a similar experience with the one he took. Finished up and tried to leave ASAP.