Reviews

Down from Albuquerque on a business trip so I decided to check out the El Paso clubs. Went to Tequila simply because it is on the freeway and therefore easy to find and I…

Visited the club on a Wednesday evening. Surprisingly, there were more girls here than I have seen on Friday or Saturday nights. The club was decently crowded with people, one couple even. Not a…

Of all the strip clubs in Reno this is far and away the nicest, poshest one. While White Orchid is nice, the Men's Club concentrates on making the experience better than anyone's. Set on its…

Took a last minute trip with my friend to Las Vegas as he was in town for Thanksgiving. Decided that we had to hit up Little Darlings on the way in, so stopped by…

Made a stop at Sho n Tel after a rather lackluster evening at the area clubs. I remember now why I hadn't made it back to Sho n Tel for a while. I…

This place is closed. It was a great place. Discreet neighborhood with ample parking. CVS closeby and near highway parking. The layout gave the feeling of a basement party from your college days and the…

Nice gogo joint in a safe, well lit area. BEWARE OF POLICE IN AREA--I was out on a Sunday evening, drove about 10 miles to get home, and saw 4 cops patrolling up and down…

It was about 1145ish when me and 2 of my friends were having a guys nightbout. We figured we stop at xtc. The girl were not only friendly but very approuchable. I remember this one…

This review sums up two trips this week to Christies. It's in a strip mall-style plaza with an unassuming entrance. Not much to really draw the eye from the outside. Inside though…

Of the "black" strip clubs in the Chicago aarea, this is probably the best one. Apart from one or two Hispanic dancers, all of the entertainers are black. And I day entertainers because they really…

I arrived at Venom around 1:30 and found my favorite "andrea". I asked if she can give me another private dance in the cabanas like last time. She said…

monday morning and looking for a way to waste my morning, i decided to give 007 a try... i have to say it's not the best decision i made that day. as i…

Arrived on a Monday evening and probably was too early as there was not much action. One of favourite places to go when I get into town. Unfortunately I was too early and…

I haven't been to the area in a long while, so I decided to see what was going on. I first went to Playpen, and since it was only a little past noon, they were…

Been awhile since my last visit to Ecstasy Theatre. Went on a Saturday afternoon to see if the daytime talent was still good. Yes, indeed it is. Paid the $24 ($10 cover + 2 drinks)…

Good buddy and I made the trek south to Kokomo last Fri. He'd never been there, and we're both regs at Industrial Strip in Hammond. I was excited, wanting to show off…

It is Black Friday and what does a respectable TUSCLer buy for himself? Right, a trip to Adelita's. That was my first visit there but I should have done this a long time ago... I…

Driving back to Detroit from the middle of nowhere in Indiana and ran into horrible traffic on 23. Decided to hit this place in order to kill time and let the traffic clear up.…

The venue is great and spacious, inexpensive drinks and friendly staff. But the best part of it are the girls: all beautiful, fantastic bodies, friendly and not pushy. Awesome performances on stage and good…

I came in to Cheetahs about 6:30AM. Yes early to see the night shift come off, and maybe morning gals arrive. Very dark, mostly the bouncers at bar, and other thugs.…

I was here not too long ago for another of their grand reopening parties. Door guy was friendly, even gave me a future get in 1/2 off free card when I asked about any vip…

Went there on a Saturday night. Never got real busy but picked up as the night went on. Got real annoyed with the shot girl asing me if I wanted to buy her…

This club is nearly all black dancers and the same for patrons. I am a white sr citizen who happens to like black women. I have been here twice in the last 2 months, both…

I've been quite a few times now and mostly this is a pretty good stop. The first time I was there only a couple of girl were on shift and only one was working…

I had some time to kill before I headed back to PA, so I thought I would go try out a club or two. After finding Christie's, I stopped in around 7 PM on…

GREAT STEAKS !!! Oddly enough the big draw for me is the top notch steaks as this place has a restaurant with some amazing grill skills. ( I would go here for the steaks…

The reviews on TUSCL were spot on so I won't get into the club layout much, instead I'll tell you about my personal experience there. Went in on a Thurs night with a couple of…

Made another visit to this club. Same stuff as usual. Beer is reasonable for patrons and way, way overpriced for the ladies. The ladies have a drink quota and work…

Most any time you stop in here you are bound to find 2 or 3 hot girls working....today was no exception. First girl was Jewlz.....incredibly hot....tanned, blonde, young, tight and dressed just right.…

I had not been to this spot in at least 2 years and decided to stop in. A few noticeable changes were sound system has improved by leaps and bounds and the Security\bouncers (at…

It has been a long time since I checked out the Green Bay clubs. This is the last one of the three open and they have done a nice job remodeling the place. I…

I got to the club right before lunch time, and stayed about an hour. It seemed like a lot of the dancers were just arriving as well. By the time I left, there…

In town visiting and went to visit Booby Trap in Pompano last Friday. The location isn't great but it's easy to spot from the street. Came here with the wife after a day at…

After a brief absence from this club. I decided to check into this place again. I came here basically for one of the dancers I have met one year…

Went to Buck's with a small group of colleagues on a recent biz trip based on recommendation from one of the guys in the group. No disappointments here! Club is pretty big. The main…

After a bad review I gave earlier this year, I stopped by for another visit. This time is was better, not great but worth the money I felt. After paying the entrance fee…

Visited the club with three of my co-workers to celebrate a project completion bash. I'll admit, I wasn't enthused given that DC laws made strip clubs uneventful and expensive. We came to the…

This was one of the best strip clubs in the GTA, but reading other peoples reviews its been in the decline so I decided to revisit and see what has happened. I went last week…

So I go to this club on a Friday night thinking, it'll be a cool night. It simply was a let down. Not many girls dancing that night and of those who were dancing, there…

Well after stating that i would only go to jaguars on super tuesdays, i instead went on a thursday and really regretted it. First its 25$ just to get in so that's 15$ less you…

Came here on a wed night - the night before thanksgiving - and was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the women. I was here in January and the women were above average but no…

Don't let driving by scare you off. Though the outside is pretty rough, and some of the clientele can be a little off putting, this can be the best place in town for a little…

This review is two weeks old as it's from the night of 11/17/2014. So its been a while since I've come back to the beach, and nothing much has changed since my last review which is…

Ive been here multiple times seen many people leave cause of the bad service all across the board...kept going back hoping it would get better it only seemed to get worse one night i went…

It has been many moons since I've been back to platinum, and its exactly as I remember. Music so loud you're shouting to have a conversation with a girl. Dancers extremely pushy, probably even…

Pretty good club. Been here a few times and always reliable for a good time. Pretty random mix of types of girls, but there are always a few foxes. Club is too small though. Oh…

I came in for the Thursday night $100 VIP. About 9pm. About a dozen girls at that time. By the time I left after midnight there was maybe 15-18. The chicks here weren't that great…

I made it during the day shift on Saturday 11/22 at about 3pm, and I've never seen the place so crowded! There actually might have been more than 25 girls working that afternoon and many…

Stopped in finally after years of driving by and hearing stories of how low class and terrible it was... Only to be pleasantly surprised! I arrived about 7pm on a Friday and was told…

Went to the Cadillac last Tuesday evening just before 6:00 PM; you can avoid the $10 cover before six. Caught the end of the afternoon shift that ends at 6:30; but unfortunately the evening…

I went for lunch and there were no dancers and no bartender. The brand new manager was there with the DJ we talked for a wile and they served me drinks and my pizza.…

I went in to watch NFL games and some girls on a Sunday afternoon. I got there an hour or so after it opened (which is 3PM on Sunday). I got a beer…

I've been to this club a few times for bachelor parties and I can safely say that this club is one of the better strip locales that NYC has to offer. It's basically an amalgamation…

If you want the low down here it is. Blonde European with fake boobs goes all the way. Itc and if you have money she will do itc. She's also the one to go to…

Stopped in on a friday night and was kind of disappointed. Hadn't been up to VGC in a while and I remember why now. None of the girls I saw were anything fabulous.…

Decided to stop into Cheetah's On The River on a recent Friday night as I passed through the area. Arrived at the club around 9PM and was charged a $10 cover charge. After…

Stooped into Bogart's for a first time ever visit on a recent Friday night. I had read the reviews here but just decided to observe this first visit rather than participate. I arrived…

I checked out this place when they were having a renovation in the main floor that weekend so they opened up the third floor where they held private dances. There were about four dancers: two…

I had a weird but fun experience here. I parked in a side lot and walked past a food truck parked near the main entrance - Chinese food but moderately expensive. I paid $20 cover…

I returned here for the first time in a few months, there was 4 dancers on. No one was on stage When I arrived but one dancer stepped on stage by the time I sat…

Get a jump on black Friday deals or go to the strip club? Quite the conundrum I know...needless to say I chose the latter. Never been to Gold after happy hour, and WOW it is…

I came on a very busy night. It was one of the $10 nights either Sunday or Tuesday, I forget which It was hard to get girl's attention. They have two stages. One on the…

I stopped last Monday for pre-Thanksgiving fun. There was a decent number of customers for a Monday afternoon, and 10-15 dancers that I could identify. The club appearance and costs are the same…

This place is pretty much a full on local bar that happens to have dancers. Some of the dancers are relatively cute, some not so much...after fifteen minutes and a cold one, a pretty…

Stopped by this club on a recent Sunday evening about9PM. Not much of a crowd, but expected that for a sunday. Decent number of dancers most rated from 6 to 8. There was one blonde…

This review covers two visits - Wed and Thurs night during my first annual Canadian Thanksgiving Escape. Wednesday night I arrived around 6pm, ordered a drink and hung out near the stage to warm up a…

I arrived for the "Monday Night Football" party. I parked o the street to avoid the $7 valet and I walked in at 6:45pm to avoid the cover charge that starts at 7pm. Not much…

Another trip because I was in the area and I cannot stay away! YMMV but this is still the raunchiest strip club I know in England. Lots is on offer if you are willing to…

After having some after work drinks a buddy and I decided to take in the Cricket. We arrived about 8pm, and hour after posted opening time and arrived to see no dancers on stage and…

Everything negative about this club seems to be true. It's not the cleanest place. It's not the fanciest place. It's shoddy. The dancers aren't cover models. They dance on the bar, and they'll be expecting…

I've been visiting this club since it's origin. This visit was really pathetic. Music was rap & hip hop although none of the very few customers there were that type. I saw…

Came here on a Monday afternoon shortly after lunch. Place is kind of a dump on the outside inside is a little nicer. Dancers were of a decent quality. Typical Northern Kentucky…

I have been to this club before, and I loved it. Decent drinks, hot ladies, and great milage. I have been back a few times, but have been turned off in recent months. The quality…

This was a very disappointing visit. 5 ladies and the best was a 6! Place was DEAD - 5 guys including me at @ 9 pm. I stuck around and drank 3…

First time visiting on a Friday night. Thought it would be more crowded and perhaps a better selection of girls. Was fairly crowded, but not packed. There were a couple times when there was a…

Went in late on a Thursday night, after a disappointing visit to HL. The club was surprisingly dead; maybe 10 guys on the topless side, and maybe 6-8 dancers. It was difficult to…

I stopped by for the first time in almost 2 years. I had heard there was new ownership and management. I entered and was greeted by 2 large guys, but no cover charge.…

Got in slightly after midnight on a Thursday. The parking lot was nearly full, which I have never seen before. The sign outside said that there were 8 dancers working, but I only saw 5:…

Went there during the evening after work with a friend. Club was pretty busy when we came in, and we were seated very close to the stage. The girls on stage were beautiful, all 8s…

I came in on a random Tuesday after work Arriving around 8, it was relatively dead. I walked in, paid the relatively nominal cover, and sat down a few rows from the back. Overall, despite…

Where do we decide to go after my birthday dinner? The only strip club in town I haven't been to, of course. The Colorado it was! First off, it's a given (or should be, I thought…

I decided to give this club another try. Well it was not very memorable. There was decent parking and I felt my car was safe. I did not like that at times there were no…

Used to live right by this club and visited frequently. Always had a good experience with the girls. They range from 4's and 5's to 8's or 9's depending on the day and time you…

Went to try to catch TNF and was disappointed overall. Two TVs were not well situated for watching and the place was as dark as a cave. Nice girl came and talked to me but…

Felt I needed to add a review to advise that the club is getting pricey or low mileage. The night I went was extremely busy. Dozens of girls on that night.…

Went on a Tuesday, and it was fairly quiet but they had a good number of dancers out and about. Some wider, some narrower, but all fit. The biggest thing I took away…

Mya's back! Those who have had the pleasure of three songs with her on your lap know why I'm happy. She's a MILF whose large breasts are losing the…

I pulled up to the club not entirely certain what to expect. There were a fair number of cars in the lot, but didn't know how many of them were at the club, or next…

I was passing through Lexington, and visited Diva's after a visit to Cowboys. I was at Diva's once before, but it was two years ago. This visit was on a Wednesday night (before…

Came here after midnight after some friends recommended it and wow, they were right. This place is awesome! Probably one of the better experiences I've had. There's chairs set up around poles where the dancers…

Showed up at 3pm on a Monday. The doorman said there were 20 girls working. I thought that was unlikely, but I paid the $15 cover. That included non-alcoholic drinks. Sure enough, there were about 20…

I came in on a Wednesday evening a day before thanksgiving and it was pretty much dead but there were dancers and like 4 customers but it was still around 8pm so I was approached…

I rolled into Crystals looking for a nice finish to the quality dances I had enjoyed at the Downer just down the road. I walked into an empty club - it turns out they…

This was part of my pre thanksgiving strip club experiment. It was my first time in a black strip club and it was great. The atmosphere was good, even though everybody looked thuggish everybody was…

After hearing so much about this place and reading the reviews I decided to try baby dolls. Door fee was $7 dollars and there were 7 poleless stages going around a fairly large club. The…

I had a pretty good idea of what this club was going to be based on the earlier reviews, but since it was the closest place near my hotel I went for it anyways.…

First time visit. I saw the billboard advertising the club when I was going to Cruising Chubby's (read my review on this site) I didn't stay long at Chubby's, and decided I had…

My visit was not typical based on other reviews. I've often seen the clubs billboards on the interstate, stopped once before on a Saturday before they opened, and decided to try again. Arrived…

Trip was early evening and was expecting a better selection for a Friday evening. Many of the regular girls were not there and the new girls were just ok. Got dances from two dancers,…

I've reviewed this place before, and I still like it, though, as I recently mentioned, the new lighting system is rather annoying. The strobe lights flash in customers' eyes, which really sucks. The stage lighting…