Reviews

I have been going to this club for many years.It's had its ups and downs over the years but i still enjoy the time I spend at this club.The lady's are pretty and they were…

Visited the club around 4 PM on sunday after a disappointing trip to Raiders Reef. The bar area was busy and few customers in rest of the club. The talent level was bit disappointing but…

I have reviewed penthouse before and others have described the interior so i wont go into detail. Lets just say its high end and anyone would feel safe there. Its also expensive, even…

Walking alone the strip and this guy says that he has some nice girls. Offered limo ride with free 3 free beer. Ride was short so you only finish one and they don't allow…

Was in town for a bachelor party a few months ago and a group of us came in here late afternoon / early evening to have a few drinks before dinner. Tough to get a…

Went to Lipstixxx last night for my first ever visit. Living in the chicago area we have nothing like this place, heck we don't have a decent strip club at all within a hundred miles. At…

Showed up for a friends Bachelor Party, after 4th Street live. ATM was down, and they weren't taking credit cards at the bar. (Unless you wanted them to "run it upstairs" and add 15%) Dancers were…

Went up for the multi forum gathering and I got there early. There was about approx 16 or so dancer's and only about 15 or so customers when I 1st arrived around just before 7…

This review is from a few weeks back. The first time I visited Sahara in about a year. It was a rainy Tuesday night - after I got out of the taxi, the doorman…

Visited again on a Saturday night, very much a urban club with loud music and a DJ (which they normally don't have on any other night). Sat down for a drink and enjoyed the show…

Went into PP at about 2pm. Place is so big. There were 15 dances there and same amount of guys I would say. Met up the Ci Ci, she is about 25 with great firm…

Bogart's is good place to go depending on your spirits. Bogart's and their neighbor down the street Henry the VIIIth are unkept dark places. Both have sticky floors and except for the accumulation of grime…

Camelot remains the place with the hottest girls in the area. Unfortunately, as has been widely reported here, the strict lap dance laws in DC make it simply a place where you will spend a…

DC has limited options when it comes to the Titty bar scene. This applies to number of clubs and the sort of action that makes Titty bars so wonderfully addicting. Good Guys is at the…

Had nothing to do so to kill time I thought I see what its like to hit paper moon strip club since its the only one to open on the day shift in Little Rock.…

Anyways, I've been to TMC on yonkers a total of four times now on weekdays from about 6 pm to 10 pm. Nice physical interior & much better than many places where I am originally…

I always go early on a week night and am rarely disappointed but it does happen occasionally. This place is really hit or miss with the quality of the girls. The great thing…

This is the smallest club I've ever been in by a longshot. When it's full it can be difficult to get around or find a seat. Everyone (employees and patrons) seemed chill and the prices…

This has been my go to club for quite some time. I do not frequent strip clubs as frequently as I used to, as I am trying to save money. But every once in…

I missed Super Tuesday special at Jaguar's this month so I decided to go by Buck's on Tuesday. I hate the parking lot. I always wind up fighting for a parking spot.…

This club is very nice on the inside. I got in before early evening so there was no cover. The parking lot was very nice, well lit, fenced, and had a parking lot guard so…

This club is the closest club from my workplace, so I come here a lot. Also, these days, I need to look for bargains and the dances here are still only $15. Of course,…

HB is probably the best bang for your buck. HB is a great place to go to have a few drinks and get a dance or two after work. You can easily spend under $100…

This is definitely the low end of the curve, and has always been. There have been shootings right outside the club, and rumors of active drug activity. However you used to be able to sneak…

I was in town for a couple of nights and decided to check out Allure. It really isn't a strip club. It is a massage parlor. But since I am looking for the…

I was out with a few friends for Dinner in the area and we ended up at New Locomotion as it was just down the street from where we were. Anyway, I had been to…

Returned December 17th for amateur night and found the club to be pretty quiet. The whole club was opened up, but only about a third of the stage was being used on the side towards…

I was able to return to this club when I was going through the Galena/Joplin area again. Located less than a mile off the highway and with a well lit parking lot it is a place…

I'm writing this as I am sitting at the bar if that tells you how sad it is at Venus these days. No dancers on the stages and the girls are playing the mega touch(gaming)…

I hole in the wall titty bars but this one, it needs to either close and rebrand or just close. I do not even know where to start with the place. Well I guess I…

This strip club was not the worst or best I have been to. The problem with this club is that the strippers were very stuck to their regulars. Meaning if it is busy…

I've been a fan of Wax for a while but I took a hiatus from Atlanta and recently moved back so I decided to visit a old friend. The club looks the same the ladies don't. I…

The place opened at 3... I showed up at 445. The bartender sold me my $7 top shelf drink- and then told me he expected to have a dancer in 45 more minutes or…

One of my favorite clubs in Denver. Early in the evening there's no cover. There's little pressure to buy dances... On Sunday only one stage was being used. I didn't get any…

One of my favorite clubs in Denver. Early in the evening there's no cover. There's little pressure to buy dances... On Sunday only one stage was being used. I didn't get any…

Stopped by at lunchtime to a fairly quiet atmosphere. About 8 customers, some eating lunch, others just drinking. One guy at the rack, rest at the bar or tables. The girls were 6s and 7s.…

OK this is the best place in tampa for the hottest all nude girls. The place is small and has mirrors wrapped around the stage. Great lap dances and again, the hottest girls…

As my first time at Secrets I wasn't sure what to expect. My mongering is usually restricted to long-lunch sessions and since Secrets doesn't open until 2PM I haven't been able to make it…

Pretty good strip club had lots of fun there. If you are the maxim girl type then this aint for you. If you the juicy j ratchet type then this is the spot. Mostly all…

Looking for a break from the Hardware Store in Clyman? This is a pretty good option. You're going to need MapQuest to find the freaking place. It is in the middle of nowhere with few…

Crystal City Restaurant has gone downhill since my last visit a few years ago. Visited on a Friday around 7pm. Was staying across the street at the Hyatt Regency, so this seemed like a safe…

Went for another visit to the cheetah, haven't been in a while so wanted to see what's changed. Well I can say that for a Monday afternoon it was overall not bad. Ladies are needing…

I went here for the first time today on my lunch break. It is a small bar with one stage in the middle with no pole, just a rail around it. There were 2 girls…

This is a nice place to go to if you don't want to drive way out south. Its a nice place to go if you want to get your money's worth. Jasmine is an awesome…

Went to Platinum couple of weeks ago and there were about 10 dancers (five 7's and the rest were 6's or below with a 35/65 ebony to ivory mix) and about thirteen customers when I…

Stopped by on a Wednesday night last week. $10 dollar cover will get you in the door. I was surprised by the number and quality of the dancers. They had about ten dancers…

This is the best strip club I went to when I was in New Orleans. I went on St. Patrick's day after the parade was dying down, but Bourbon St. remained full of maniacs.…

Went on a Sunday night, as its free for Military on Sundays (bring your ID). The place was dead. No girls on stage, four on five sitting near the bar talking. After a couple minutes…

I go here 3-4 times a year. Last went a few weeks ago. It can be tough to get attention if you aren't a regular. I go with money to spend but girls are too…

Been hitting Follies at a more frequent rate than usual. Been in search of the elusive "new hot blonde" that I had seen a time or two last month. I thought her name…

Swung by after dinner on a business trip. First time in Calgary. I had fond memories of Montreal clubs and thought this would be similar. The club has a magnificent entrance with red lights…

I've been to Platinum Plus multiple times and never had a bad experience. I brought a lady friend on this occasion and was very pleasantly surprised. The interior is well decorated and although…

This is a club I have reviewed before although I hadn't been in several months until last week. I stopped in last Friday and was surprised to see several girls who I would…

Visited this place on a Saturday evening a couple of weeks ago. Lots of Brazilians with a few eastern Europeans/FSU thrown in for good measure. Can't remember the last time I saw an American…

If I hit a PDX strip club it is usually UJ. In Portland this is a great nice place to relax, strip club wise. It has enough of a bar atmosphere that you can…

Went in following a night out. Was told It was lap dance only, which was nice, no cover (20 minutes to closing). Had a seat and was immediately approached by a curvy blonde. Really enjoyed…

If you're ever stuck in traffic going N. on I-5, Exotica is always a pleasant place to stop off and let the traffic die down. Always have a great happy hour that usually lasts…

First ever visit on a Thursday, arrived around 11:30p; no cover charge. That made it almost worthwhile. Plenty of dancers, all black; no fatties that i remember. I'd rate the top two at a…

I went to visit this club after a long hiatus from it. There were a lot of girls that day and a lot of new faces, more than usual. I decided to take my time…

As i recall, the DJ said there were 27 girls on-hand; this was last Friday night. It was after 12:30a when i arrived, and the lot was full. Security guy said only VIP parking left…

The facilities aren’t too bad. Definitely upscale, but not luxurious. It’s basically a small “big box” store outfitted as strip club. One large open area, with very high ceiling, main bar against the…

Stopped by this afternoon around 3pm. Everyone there seems nice. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer. There was music playing on the jukebox but no one was dancing. It didn't take long for…

First time I’ve been here and this area for a couple years. My favorite Thai restaurant is long closed. So many new Asian restaurants my head was spinning, so I went to Panera…

I was passing by springfield and have not been to this club for a while so I decided to drop by. I was surprise that there were many new girls. Some of them came from…

So went to Splendors about 2 weeks ago and I have to say this is an interesting place. Girls are active and will be happy to sit and talk with you instead of just…

In summary, L'Empire can be a fun club with decent mileage, if you're willing to pay high drink prices. Surprisingly wide variety of dancers, with a comfortable lap dance room. Club is pretty…

Another trip before the Blues game in downtown. Same experience outside with well lighed parking lot and security outside. Paid the cover of $7 and went inside. Very nice bar tenders, candidly better than some of…

I don't do Saph's much anymore - I have my reasons but this review is specifically for the early morning and hopefully to steer some of you to better places. :) Looking to get my day…

This place has a good vibe to it. It has a long bar running the length of the club. It has a good vantage point to any spot in the club. Bar tenders very friendly.…

The brass rail is one of Toronto's nicest strip clubs. It is actually quite famous ass it attracts celebrities and athletes and gets in the news also. It is located on Young Street very downtown…

In summary, Delilah's is an upscale club where you can find a wide variety of very attractive dancers, most of whom actually do great pole dances. The thing I like most, is that there's…

Stop in after a few months of not stopping by. Not much has changed. 3 girls did a rotation on th email stage. There was one hot blonde with a uber tight…

ive heard some pretty bad reviews of this place but I stopped in one afternoon about a week ago I didnt really have many complaints...only a few dancers working but it was pretty early in…

In a nutshell I do not recommend. This place has no life to it. I can appreciate dive bars and shitholes, however, this place was just not fun on any level. The girls threw…

I went on the night of a mayweather fight about a year ago. the girl at the front was a bombshell latina MILF with a great rack. when I went inside, it was surprisingly empty…

Haven't visited in a while, but wife was busy shopping so I took advantage of the free time. Stopped in after lunch on my way home from work. Parked in the back then walked to…

This place is fairly interesting, looks like this place and few others have same owners. $5 to get in and reasonably priced beers. Girls do try to dance but the stage is not…

Stopped over for a quick beer and some local talent watching. Girls look decent and I was happy with that. Cover was $5 and I am sure there are a lot more girls…

I've been to this place 3-4 times in the last year with last time being this Thursday night. This review will summarize my overall experience at Little Darlings. In general, Seattle strip clubs…

This was an interesting experience. The girls are very friendly and all nice. They are not the best looking batch but still acceptable. I heard the ad on the radio and decided…

Stopped by one of my usual favorite spots, only to be very disappointed. I arrived about 4:00pm on a Tuesday afternoon and literally sat for over 40 minutes without seeing a dancer anywhere. Finally one…

Went there on a Saturday and the place was crowded. I had plenty of time to kill though, and the atmosphere was right, so I had no problem with waiting to be approached. It took…

This place is a deadzone. Complete waste of time. Your better off stopping at the next local bar for something worth your while. 1. Only 2 bartenders. 1 elderly woman during the day shift and the…

Things have changed at Molly Brown's, oh how have they changed. I went in there Friday night to check it out basically because it had been a while since I had been in there. First…

Tried to go at 4pm, but there isn't a dayshift on Saturdays and the club doesn't open til 7pm. Got there a few minutes after opening. no cover and $3 beers until 9pm. 6-7 mostly…

Well I went by XTC on Sat night. As I walked in, the first thing I smelled was a strong odor of Weed (Saw several smoking in Restroom, in club, and on Patio - really…

I Was in town during the massive snow storm in Buffalo so I stopped and stayed in Rochester. While in the area I saw the Klassy Cat so I popped in. Place looks sketchy from…

Place is small but, persons working there are very friendly so that makes up for it being small. Not a few girls there but not many people there at any given time. I've been checking…

The club is on a quiet street, you dont have to use VIP to park but the more you tip the better your experience will be. I got there around 10 so I had plenty…

Since my July review the club has gone downhill. Most of the talents introduced new as well as several of the other good looking dancers are gone. During a recent visit club had only 3…

I was passing through the area and had a little time to kill so I thought I would stop in. Nothing about the club has changed in terms of set up or decor. When I…

So this place is a big tin-roofed warehouse type building. Pretty ugly from the outside and from the inside. Definitely not winning any awards in terms of atmosphere. One big huge room with…

On The Border (OTB) is a nice club. Not hard to find out in the suburbs of Milwaukee. (It is near Illinois, hence the name.) Inside is nice, drinks reasonably priced. This club has the…

Where to begin? The club is reasonably large & clean & well maintained. I wish I could say the same of the dancers...A few of them were OK, maybe even above average. A large…

Me and my wife assisted to the Body Shop a few months ago. There were 3 or 4 girls at the time. Two londes, an awesome bunette who looked like Olvia Wilde and a latina…

Stopped in on a recent Sunday and there were a decent number of girls working. talked with 3-4 of them who gave me a handshake but i was holding out for something a bit better. started…

This place is still a warehouse with amazing talent. The place is big with many dancers on shift. My second visit was just as good as the first. Tooties is great because…

Came here on a Saturday afternoon to waste some time before heading to DC. Place was empty with about 3 dancers working. Can't see how this place got such high reviews. Atmosphere was dead and…

Two of us went in on Sat. afternoon Dec.20 for a couple of beers after picking up some things at a nearby home improvement store. It was about 3:30pm and the place was not crowded.…

I went in Mr Happy's about 3pm on Fri. Dec. 19. Although the parking lot was 1/2 full the place only had a handful of customers. There was a surge in customers about 4pm but…