Deja DONT view, unless you’re an idiot

People of TUSCL listen up, I should be sleeping before work but I’m taking the time to write this so you don’t waste your money like I did.

Like a fool I paid scant attention to recent reviews and figured given the location of this joint and the massive neon street sign it must be worth a shot. Boy, was I wrong by a considerable margin.

I won’t berate the club for the homeless armies wandering the streets nearby as that isn’t strictly in their control but the $35 cover is. For even a gorgeous club that price isn’t justified and this is not that. Went to ATM to get cash out…$30 service fee! Host explained to me that they don’t serve alcohol, which I get, but what they don’t tell you is they substitute alcohol prices for soft drinks. I got zero change for a Coke which was mostly ice when I handed over a $20. Another “drink” I bought for a girl was literally nothing, air, zilch, non existent. That one felt illegal!