Reviews

As has been described before Carnival is not a strip club.It is an adult toy and sex store with an old Times Square peep show and ‘private’ rooms for 1:q full contact nude shows. It…

A few Thursdays ago I went to a crowded Desires. Fantasies is dying again so this is one of the only options in town for some fun. The club descriptions have been done to death…

I arrived at 8 pm and paid the standard valet fee of $5.00 The admission fee was $10.00. The gal taking the admission is a really nice person, Tip her. …

For this review, I need to shout out to OldWhiteGuy who patiently responded to my DM's regarding NE strip clubs. Based on his (and many other's) reviews of this "Mecca" of decadence in Providence…

Not usually a Thursday SC visitor. However, I Needed to go to that side of town. Figured I would catch some of the Tigers ball game. Arrived early afternoon. Parked in the free, paved, clean, large, well…

I stopped in around 5PM on a rainy Thursday afternoon. Paid $5 to park and a $10 cover. When I walked in the former VIP room had become a roped off area that…

Arrived, parking lot seemed safe. Entered and paid $6 cover. Was very dark inside took my eyes a minute to adjust. A few aggressive girls sitting to the right who are anxious to greet you…

I got into town late on a Thursday night. The club is right in the middle of town amongst several regular businesses. I didn't feel like it was in an unsafe part of town or…

Layout hasn't changed. Parking is free and readily available. The entry is on the east side of the building close to the road near the NE corner, but facing south. A…

Afternoon at Shotguns, Had a great time. The door lady is super hot and fun to chat with. very sweet woman. Met a tall brunette (Ferrari) she was probably the prettiest dancer (supermodel) I've ever met.…

I haven’t been here since like February. It hasn’t changed. I like consistency. The people that work here are professional and polite. Parking is free. Thursday night from 6:30ish-8:00ish. Entry $20, check ID, did not scan…

I recently checked out the Getaway Lounge in Plymouth, PA, and it was a pretty interesting night. Honestly, I wasn’t sure what to expect going in, but the vibe was much more laid-back than I…

I swung by Bonita's last week. I've been to a few clubs in the area but this is my first time stopping here. I knew about it but the lack of VIP kept me away…

This club looked to have some potential based on previous reviews, so I ventured into downtown Lansing to give it a try. It's in a nice part of town near the baseball stadium, and…

Earlier in the day, I thought I might check out Show Palace. I’m a cheap bastard so I always look for discounts. I went on the clubs website and saw you could get a discount…

The great 3 year decline. Booby Trap on the river used to be my spot as I would end up here after a crazy night/morning out at night clubs. Usually arriving anywhere between 7-9am. I…

Second stop of the day after popping into allure down the road. We went in had our IDs scanned and grabbed some beers, beers are 4-5 bucks. We took our seats and watched the show.…

I decided to stop at this club on a Saturday. I used to come to this club frequently years ago, but this was my first time in a long time. When I walked in, there…

An adult toy shop greeted visitors at the entrance, leading to a back area filled with various attractions. There were several standard video booths available for a fee, some featuring gloryholes. However, the highlight was…

369 has a lot of hotties but in recent months much of the best talent has left. While I really like the girls, the management could use some work, they aren't friendly, and they refuse…

Here is the deal with TJ's -- most of the girls are not worth your time of day, unless you like bigger girls. BUT there are a few gems here and there. Personally I like Bonnie,…

Me and my friends third and final stop was Vixens, at the time we visited it was a 10 dollar cover charge each and beers were I think 6-7 bucks. We grabbed our drinks and…

PLACE: Clean. One main stage, several private booths. Didn’t get a sense of funkiness in either type of space. PEOPLE: Depends a lot on the girl. Some tools my invitation to talk to them before paying…

Had a trip to all three active clubs in ft Myers, Allure was the first stop on my trip. Me and a friend stopped there and had a few drinks around 4pm. At this time…

I regular at Pandora. They charge me $21 to come in. I order 7-up. Nobody there! Only two customer. I sit at table. Watch Dancer. I know many. Some no like me because I cheap.…

Careful going late midweek to this place. It's really just a neighborhood bar with girls is heels offering $20 lap dances. Midweek you are not going to find them dancing on stage. And if it's…

I came to Bedford, NH for some networking and I had free Tuesday afternoon. So decided to visit Millennium as there is no better place around. Reached about 3:00 pm. There is lot of…

God, never thought I'd say this but I miss NJ!! Jersey handshake and the Playhouse. Moved to Houston 6 months ago and the clubs down there are great but nothing is like the Playhouse.…

I stopped by Double Visions on a Thursday night, and it was a pretty chill experience. The place is clean, and nice. Cover was $10. My Miller Lite was $5. The dancers were attractive but…

Visited the Penthouse on a trip through Baltimore. I arrived about 10 pm - from reviews, I knew it would be quiet, but had singificantly underestimated how quiet; just 2 girls present in the whole…

As for me, my name is Rocco, American from San Diego (36yrs old) Ex-military. Got to Goldentime around 10:30pm on a Wednesday night in March after reading reviews. It was hopping. I hate American strip…

This was my 3rd time here ever, found myself with an off day with nothing to fo so I said fuck it and went. Plenty of street parking coupled with a modest parking lot in…

Sapphire LV is exactly what you'd expect from one of the higher-end strip clubs in Las Vegas. The girls are stunning, with a diverse lineup ranging from European dancers to American and Black dancers, all…

I went to this club on the Sunday of a long weekend and I'm guessing that is the reason why it was so dead. There was one other patron when I arrived but they left…

I visited this club late on a Saturday evening just around midnight. There was a $10 or $12 cover, I don't recall, and no waitress enforced any drink minimum if there was one.…

Back at good old Chicas Bonitas again for another afternoon visit. Just thought I would update some of the things that are the same and virtually nothing is different from previous visits. Mondays and Tuesdays…

Was in the area late on a recent Thursday around 11pm after dinner and decided to stop in. There’s sort of two entrances, first through a door, paid a cover ($25 i think it was)…

I'm in my 50s and although I haven't been to a strip club in very long time, I did go to a fair number when I was younger, mostly in Las Vegas and Baltimore -…

Lexington has some hidden gems, and this is certainly one of them! I showed up on a Tuesday evening around 10. It wasn’t super busy, but it was good for a Tuesday night. Paid the $5…

I happened to be nearby on Saturday night so decided to try for the first time. The atmosphere was warm and relaxed. I liked the layout of chairs but the stage was not so memorable.…

I have been to the Spearmint Rhino at least 10 times over the past few years, often on a Friday or Saturday night. While there are more girls working those nights, I think it…

The last a month or so I came by a handful of days Thursday - Sunday. I would say Friday afternoon still remains the best shift that I frequent, followed by Thursday nights as…

I arrived to Cheetah around 10 pm on a Wednesday. Plenty of free parking. Light pat down at the door. No ID check. $20 cover, which was kind of steep considering the lack of quality…

Although the address is on Waterloo Rd, the parking and entrance are in back, off 30th St SW. Inside the back door, there is a bar on the right side of the room which…

Passing through Berlin, had plenty of time after some amazing pork and Oktoberfest beer to hail a cab. Mentioned Artemis and the driver knew exactly where to go. Paid €90 entrance, got my robe and…

I stopped in Wednesday evening looking to take advantage of the 10 dollar dance specials. The club has more of a bar feel to it with only one pole on the center. There are ring ropes…

I visited this place on my first vacation night. It wasn't crowded early in the evening. I did have fun. I talked to several dancers and many looked good. One dancer…

I actually visited this place during Happy Hour from 5 to 8 and later on both Thursday and Friday last week. Cover was only $5 later in the Happy Hour Thursday. I got in…

So I decided to take a ride down to the Pink Palace on a Wednesday afternoon with a buddy. It was kind of rainy outside but it was still kind of slow on the inside.…

I don’t get out much so when I do I like this place. DDTR is what it is. Kinda dingy and run down but it is fun. It’s been described so I won’t bore you…

I visited Scores on a Saturday night with several guys for a bachelor party. There was plenty of parking and the building was well kept. We paid our $20 cover at the door and…

So I continued my Sunday tour of Houston Clubs. This time was Chicas which used to be Michaels International. Walk in to what looks like a big theatre lobby with lingerie store on right. There…

After a night out in Palm Springs, my wife and I visited Showgirls. We arrived at approximately midnight. The parking lot was full but we were able to find a spot. If you can’t find…

Quick (as in less than 5 minutes) visit on a Thursday afternoon. Club had been described ad nauseum, so I will spare you. It used to be a BJ's wholesale club (ironic I know) and…

Let’s face it, most club visits that are spontaneous generally will not cause anyone to write an exemplary review of the club. Band aids is consistent with its expectations, you’ll get the girl next door…

I was visiting Detroit and I decided I had to sample a High end Strip club. I ubered over to Flight Club and I was impressed with the bright lights and outside of the…

No cover. Lap dances $25 with $5 going to the dancer and $5 going to the club. Private show was $240 for 30 min with $200 going to the girl and $40 to the house.…

Stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon after having visited Johnny A's about 20 minutes away. After being bled dry by that typical insane and infuriating dollar parade, it was somewhat refreshing to only have…

Was in NO for a conference, walking down Bourbon so decided to stop in here early on a Tuesday evening around 7:30PM as other places were not open yet. Free cover, but 1 drink…

This is a nice club. Parking cost $5 there was no cover when I walked in (can’t remember). Stage in the middle with comfortable seating options and booths aligned on the back wall. The other side…

I came here one day last week but cant remember which day, it was like 7:00.. i walked in --no pat down--no cover... it seemed to me like they might not…

Went to bare assets off a recommendation from a buddy. Got there around 8 pm. Not the most busy and looks like it was around shift change as several new dancers came in within…

Entrance to the club is around back off Kean Street. No entrance on Michigan Ave. It's free and well maintained. Never felt unsafe day or night. Well lite at night.…

I read so much about this place I had to give it a try while I was in town. Got there about 11:30. When I arrived there were probably 5 latin women there,…

I found myself in the area for a work meeting, so I decided to stop by the Lounge on the way home. There was no cover, the bouncer scanned my ID and did a pat down.…

Went there Saturday night for 3 hrs. After paying cover was taken to the back theater and shown a seat. Non alcoholic drinks were offered by the server while there was a…

It’s a bikini club. It’s not a place to see any nude parts mostly just a grind fest that you hope is high mileage. You don’t have to move, no walking to private rooms, no…

Upon entering, was required to pay a $20 cover. Inside are two small stages, each hosting a single girl. The talent on display was smoking hot, with a good variety of different body types and…

Me and my sister came in around 1PM. The parking lot is small and they share it with the restaurant next door. They also have a parking lot across the street but it’s barely a…

The basics - easy to find, no cover before 5pm, nothing fancy about the building/decor. Big rectangular stage with stools all around it. Parking spots are limited in the front which are fairly visible from…

Gringo in a latin club. Luckily I speak a little Spanish. Paid $15 cover and $7 for a corona. Lots of hot dancers and some ugly ones too they do $10 dances…

WHERE THE LOCATION IS: Pavlov's is located off Highway 6 in West Houston, next to a group of car dealers and restaurants. You can only access the spot through the highway 6 on the Right…

I stopped into The Candy Store on a recent Friday afternoon. I arrived around 3pm, plenty of parking available in a big lot, there was no one at the door, so no cover charge…

Checked XXXV out over the weekend, big parking lot , cover fee was $20. As you enter a waitress directs you to your seat by the stage. Before I even got my bottle water and…

Went for a bachelor's party and my first time ever. It cost $20 to get in and I'm not sure about parking since we Ubered there. It was pretty packed when got there around 10…

This club had been closed for some time but is now remodeled and open. Got there around 8:30 pm on a Thursday night. Getting there was an experience in itself. Heard gunfire a couple…

[Prologue - I had gone to the Pierpont bar in Union Station for happy hour and starting talking up this drunk woman in KC for a conference. The first thing I look for in a…

Dirty, dingy, and tired. Am I talking about the building or the dancers? Yes. Located on the outskirts of a small town behind a factory, the atmosphere outside gives you a heads-up on what…

I haven't been to this club in about a year, but was in town for the weekend and decided to try my luck. Was there on Sat from around 830 to midnight. 25$ cover gets…

Big caveat that I was there in mid September 2024, right before they apparently lost their liquor license. As I’m sober, that doesn’t phase me but I get that it’s a turn off for some.…

I was there just like 15 minutes earlier than Benriker4 who left the last review for this place - and I mainly agree with his overview. I pulled into the parking lot at 130ish and left…

Arrived on Saturday night. Place has been painfully disappointing basically since Covid. This was my favorite club pre Covid so I still stop in from time to time since I know a lot of the…

Monday night around 8 pm and the parking lot was almost empty - makes sense on a Monday around shift change. Walked in and no cover and the place was empty of customers and there were…

Wandered in on a Saturday evening before it got too crowded. Plenty of free parking, no cover before 8, is $20 after and veterans always get in free. ID is scanned at the door. Took…

Mostly Cuban dancers and Spanish crowd. I like all different types of women so decided to stay for a few drinks. Drink prices were reasonable. The club itself is not that big and had…

Alright guys, let me tell you about my night at **Cheetahs Gentleman’s Club** in San Diego. So, I decided to check it out on a whim, and honestly, it was a solid experience for what…

Arrived maybe 2-3 hours after they opened. Parked on the side street. Cool bouncers standard pst down and Id check. If I’m not mistaken cover may have been $20. Place looks exactly the same from…

Decided to stop by Pandora's on the way into town last Monday around noon. Probably 8-10 cars in the parking lot. Went in and paid $21 cover for entry and drink. Took…

Arrived at Pony around 5:00, parked a long way out, $3 fee. The place was busy in terms of bar seats taken, only space was bar 2 but miss unfriendly was working it so I…

Stopped around 5 after work for a few beers. No cover as usual but the security checked my ID and gave me a quick pat down. Still the same layout as mentioned in the previous…

I haven’t been here to post in while so this my experience over the last few times I went. This place is a hit or miss but u can always find at least one…

I arrived around 12:30 pm and noticed the parking lot was pretty full for an early Tuesday afternoon. Walked in and surprised to see only one other guy. Went to get my glass of…

Stopped by for a day shift visit on a Monday afternoon a few hours after opening. From what I could count, there were about a dozen girls there. Some were at tables with customers and…

Went here for dinner. Had a decent NY strip with asparagus and a craft beer. Wandered into the club area afterwards and there were several 8+ girls working maybe around a half dozen visible. They…

2nd time going to Ricks in the last few months. Went during a weeknight evening around 10pm. Place was pretty packed, easily 20 girls working. PROS - staff was all super nice. There was a mini…

Visitng colorado for work for a week. thought I would check this place out. I personally really liked it. it's a small club, 3 stages and a bar. $10 cover. Many beautiful girls, all Latina (probably all Cuban).…

Visited Cafe Risque on Saturday. Paid 10 dollars for entry. There were about 8 - 10 girls, mostly white. Saw one black girl, and maybe 2 latino's. Out of the 10, I found 2 girls…

My apologies in advance for this somewhat abbreviated review. I only got to spend a short amount of time at the club, so I can’t go terribly in depth on this one… I had no issues…

Went on Friday around 11pm - 1am. The club had a few customers, but felt kinda dead. At least 5 girls were standing around for every customer. Nobody was sitting at the stage, and the…

Walked into the club around 1pm on a Monday afternoon. The exterior is nondescript and kind of dumpy looking; looks like an old restaurant that’s seen better days. If not for the gps I would’ve…