Reviews

Cabaret II is on the far east side of the Portland area in Gresham. Cover was like $5. I love the setup of this bar because it's like a small arena -- stage with seats…

Went on a Wed night around 9:30pm for my approximately 2x/year visit here. Club is well described elsewhere so I won't re-hash. At this time, there were maybe 6-8 girls working, no one more than…

So prior to this visit I had been to all the other Pompano clubs, but never this one because I didn't have time or would get what I wanted from the other clubs. Parking lot…

Saturday evening visit to Rhino. You can still get the VIP entrance for free if you call and have yourself put on VIP. VIP entrance in the back of the club. Park at the front…

I visited the Avenue on a Friday recently and I had a good time! The basics of the club. Entrance is on rear of club, small parking lot, mostly free street parking. No cover charge…

Where better to go on a really hot Michigan Spring early Monday afternoon than the club. I've reduced this hobby to a once a year treat for myself, with LS being my go to…

It was time to blow off some steam so headed to Pans on Friday after a long work week. Pans has a huge parking lot which was half full. Familiar barhelp took my $21 and…

I had a work trip in Denver, and after much debate on where to spend my time, I decided to make the 30+ minute trip out to Players Club. Upon arriving, they had valet…

I travel to the KOP area a couple times a year for work and try to make it to this house / club. Parking is tough because the lot is very small and the surrounding…

This is a lower detail review because my visit was short and direct. PLACE: Ugly. A box of a building off of Route 9 near the Wawa and across from where there was a billiards hall…

I usually have a good time here but maybe Sundays are dead. Like six women (5-7 range, no 8s), and they were hammered. A couple ebony women were hot enough to get a private with,…

My wife and I decided to visit this club for my 28th birthday since we couldn't make it to Vegas this year. Upon entering, the place had a slightly odd vibe, which was different from…

Only my second time to Porthole only because it's far from Orlando, but both times have been successful. I previously spent about 90 minutes at Cheetah Pompano, which was underwhelming (different review on that). Parking…

First time at Mavericks thought I would post my experience... Went to the club around 9pm on a Wednesday night and when you enter you are in the front / bar area. Right away I saw…

I hit up Mcdoogals a couple times recently. Went in Friday night late, like 11 or 12. It was a little less busy than I expected. $20 cover, no wand or scanner…

Had a long and hard day at work so decided to give this place a try as it’s couple of blocks away from my work and wanted to get away from my usual visit of…

Arrive at Roxxie’s shortly after midnight on a Thursday. On site parking, I’ve always been able to grab a spot, but there’s also plenty of street parking. The area has always felt safe to me…

It was a Saturday afternoon visit. 147 Thompson Rd Webster shows up well on GPS. Webster Ma is a small(ish) town. Gray building with clear sign, and the parking lot is behind the building,…

OK, This is my first trip here since last year. As reported, the enclosed are in the corner is gone, only a one sided open area now. BUT that did not stop the barside attention…

Made a Wednesday afternoon visit, I little bit before 4:00. This time works for me, get to see 2 shifts of dancers. Sometimes I stay for the next shift, other times I have a…

I had pretty much given up on Gallagher's over the last two years. Most of the dancers had very little appeal to me. And it seems to other men because it was always…

I live in Mass about 1.5 hrs to prov, for me its worth the drive when I have the itch, and driving thru for work. I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon 2 ish.…

Parking / Valet: Self-parking right off West Carson Street west of the club and only half of that area is paved. The Club: This was the end of rainy week and it had…

Okay, to preface. I am originally from the Atlanta area, and have been spoiled by the connections made at local clubs. Quick service, girls know who I am, and the ones I’m not attracted to…

This was my first sc ive been to and was an experience. Inside it was packed, big stage with two tall poles the go up to the 2nd floor. The girls were very friendly asking…

I parked along the street, which wasn't a problem because I was fairly early. This club isn't in the best of neighborhoods, but I haven't had a problem the few times I have gone here. I…

This was my 1st time in since the remodel. The ladies were all very attractive. No fatties and most were completely shaved down below. Dances were $20 but not much touching which was technically against…

Other reviewers weren't kidding about the bartender going way overboard with "Would you like to buy her a drink?" She came up immediately as I sat down (expected) and asked what I wanted. I went for…

Its been a very long time since i frequented this spot. Entry fee has gone thru the roof with it being $30, used to be like $15 a few years back. The same quality big…

This report covers Monday night and Tuesday day shift. I arrived on Sunday but HH is closed on Sundays. Last time I visited HH was pre Covid, so its been a while. One of the…

PRICES: $20 entry. $25 for one song lap dance. $75 for 15min lap dance fully nude (some will ask for $20 tip before the dance). Have to buy at least one drink (can be water) AMBIANCE:…

Bit meh.. and maybe not worth the money! there's a guard outside who does id validation and a pat down. Once that is done, there's an entry ticket to the order of 20$. as you enter, there's…

It’s easy to see why Magic City is the one you always hear about. Even the food was solid - good flavor on the wings, even if they were small. The music was bumping for…

Reviewed this place a few times now so lets break this down a bit. When you walk in there is a metal detector and a cover of $20 to enter. The place is a big…

So this was my first time at King of Diamonds and it was a pleasant experience. Let me preface this by saying that I've only been to two other strip clubs, both topless, one is…

Went to Synn mid-afternoon on a Friday. Entrance fee is $15 but I cut that to $5 with a pass. I'd barely sat down before a waitress accosted me to buy a drink…

This was my first visit to Ritz Cabaret. I live south of Baltimore, and it was a pain in the ass driving into the city and trying to find parking. In hindsight, I probably should…

PLACE: One paragraph should describe the PLACE. Mention cleanliness, thug factor, music level, dj annoyance factor, lighting, etc. PEOPLE: Another paragraph should describe the PEOPLE. How were the dancers. How many were there? What ethnicities did…

stayed at a hotel up the road from here for work, visited and was very impressed. Large central stage and a few smaller satellites around the perminiter. Two large bars, one on either side. I…

I showed up around 8:30pm and stayed 3 hours. There were 12-14 girls working - sorry, I didn’t get an exact count. There were multiple body types depending on what you like.…

Place was in a decent, well lit area. Felt safe. Lots of parking on the premise. As for inside it was very clean and the staff were friendly. DJ was not…

I entered FKK Sharks around 6 pm on Sunday, with a 65 euro ($71) entrance fee. I hadn't been to this spot in many years and was anxious to re-visit. While paying the cashier,…

This club use to be one of my got to clubs before the pandemic but, they closed permanently. About a two weeks ago they finally reopened under new management. The club is in a rather solitary…

It's been a minute since I reviewed this establishment. For those who are not aware, this isn't really a strip club, per se, but a live dancer inside of an adult toy/novelty store and…

Last time I was at Keepers, I was encouraged that it was on the upswing with more women working (and better looking too) to go with decent mileage dances. However, my last visit was a…

Club is constantly reviewed including by me. Pink building of Rt130 with ample parking. Near a liquor store so if you don’t have BYOB drive a bit further south on the left.…

Sunny day, so when I walked in it took a while to adjust to the darkness. I took a seat at the bar, which basically runs 80% of the width of the club. Bought a drink…

Set up has remained the same for as long as I can remember. Place is OK, but furniture has seen better days. Parking lot ample and safe. Walk in and pay your cover then walk…

Desire last night. Got there early around 6p had dinner and drinks. Nothing really stuck out to me except “Alexis” but after a short convo she was leaving soon. Frankly, so was I. Came back…

Stopped by here late on a Saturday after being disappointed at Platinum Room (which is not a real club strip club if you’re accustomed to good ones in the US but that’s for another review). $20…

After my visit to Pinky's, I've now completed the full Utah strip club tour. Sidenote: There's a show called Milf Manor featuring a Utah former stripper, but I don't know where she danced - apparently,…

A good visit on a Friday evening. Peppermint Hippo seems to be the only club in the Greater Akron area worth visiting these days. The club is large, clean, professionally run and for…

Went along on a Saturday night, after the football, so was very busy. The quality of girls here is amazing, best in Melbourne by far. They are all pretty friendly, some can be a bit pushy,…

Vivid has been my go to when in town, since it opened. The staff are great although on Saturday Deon is not there, yesterday was a very polite, classy AA guy doing the door. Once inside,…

Been almost 8 months since I've been here, and I thought a Saturday night at midnight would be a great time to return and have some fun. It was dead when I walked in, with…

I visited "Danielle's Dolls" fka Jen's Den on a Saturday night recently. It was close to midnight when I pulled into the parking lot. The lot was populated by eight cars. The lot was lit…

Being in Dallas for business, decided to visit the BD. On Sunday evening, it was busy but not too busy, some free space. There's security at the gate, id check & metal detector, the guy…

The place is alright, decent decor and dark moody lighting. Not super fancy but also not dirty looking. To be expected for the environment. The girls were nice, there were a couple latinas, one asian…

My day job brought me to Peoria last week and I had free time Thursday night to check out Big Al's downtown. I used to frequent all of the clubs in the area 20…

The inside is roughly the same as other reviews such as the ones I have posted about fancy's. However in addition to the main room there is a large 2nd room that looks to be…

There is big roadside sign that claims that this club is all nude. That was not my experience; it was topless, but not fully nude. But I am getting ahead of myself.…

This is a really interesting place. It's a small club right next to a motel right of the expressway. It's kind of a local bar that happens to have a stripping platform in the middle.…

I love this place. Always a lot of women so you usually have a shot at finding someone you have chemistry with. There is one main stage and then several satellite stages around the perimeter…

This is a small club that has three stages, about two more than it needs. For decades it has emphasized the microbeer selection and the great food as much as the dancers, and it…

A long time favorite of mine. I like dive bars over clubs, and I don't particularly enjoy people, so this is my spot to drink at when I don't want to deal with work (I…

Been here a couple times and there’s usually a good amount of girls here for a small kind of place. Plenty of room to park. Not fully a dive bar vibe, but also not like…

Roxxies is a bar on the outskirts of Paterson near Clifton. It's neatly located in an area that has markets, houses, and commercial properties. There is parking on the property and also lots of available…

This was my second visit to this club - the previous was about a year before. I arrived around 7 and was greeted by reasonably friendly security and was wanded. Cover was higher than usual…

As per usual when it comes to "looking" like a great strip club cheetahs checked all the boxes. Parked in the back for free, short walk to the door. A one dollar cover at roughly…

Well, I've been told by many dancers avoid Tuesdays. I'm stubborn and don't listen and paid the price. After paying the $3 cover and dropping a few in the jar for the pretty and friendly…

So here it goes, a wrap on a few recent visits! Arriving early in the afternoon affords a more relaxed approach, getting some drinks and checking out the scenery is typical behavior from a customer/provider…

Was in the area Friday afternoon and decided to stop in for a few drinks around 2pm. I could tell by the car count attendance would be light but I had not been to this…

Stopped by Just Enuff as I was nearby the mall. The club isn’t more than a ten minute drive from the nearby hotels. I arrived a little before 6 and sat down at the bar.…

Happened to be staying down near the Bunny Club so I decided to check it out on a Thursday night. I got their around 9 with only one other customer and two girls and over…

Walked in with no hassle around 7, and got patted down coming in, but no cover. The talent was a lot better than some others. Approached by Valentina- Cuban who was pretty good on English,…

So after a terrible experience at Cheetahs I decided to see if the reviews about Monroes were true. The rumors about Monroes are true. I wont knock it but there is no reason…

Came in late on a Saturday, the upside of which is there was on street parking available a block over amongst a bunch of postal trucks. Cover was $30 if I remember right…

This is a review from a while back, so please forgive any memory lapses. I'm getting old. Get off my lawn and stuff. Was in Tampa for other reasons and I decided to swing by 2001…

I went around 10:30pm on Friday night, cover charge was $8 and beers are $6.Suprisingly it was not much crowded but there were like 20 plus girls dancing in there. The moment I entered, girls…

Headed to the cabaret after a lackluster visit to party place. Keep in mind there is a pool hall attached to the strip club. I went into pool hall by mistake and got a ton…

Been going Jrs for years. It's the only nude club in nyc and extras are given here. I have only one reason for going to jrs and that's why I pay the outrageous $30 Entrance fee…

I normally go to Kittens but they were a little slow and the girl I like left so I decided to leave early and drive down the road to tend. I have not been here…

CB is my favorite SC in Vegas, and it can be hit or miss like all such places. As has been well documented in my and other reviews, the place is a dump, but the…

I left a review for this place a few years back. Much has changed for myself, for this club, and for the Dallas Strip Club scene in general Let’s get too it. Basically, Dallas’s “finest”…

I visited on May 11th. Pulled into the parking lot. It is a gravel parking lot and it had been raining that day and pretty much all week. I got out of…

Went on a Thursday afternoon to check out the lunch special. I have to say, a lot of people have mentioned the burger, but I thought the chicken tenders were also very good. I was there…

Another weekday visit to the candy store. Had time to kill and took a trip down to Candy store. The taco shop out front is missing now. Saw a few bikes in the parking lot…

I've avoided SI because of its reputation for having the prettiest, youngest dancers in the area. You see, I'm a worn out member of the Medicare generation and didn't want to be reminded of this…

I made a stop at Cabaret II last Wednesday around 3 PM and it probably had been six months since my last visit. This club is the furthest east strip club in the metro and…

This reviews a visit a few months ago. Rio used to be an awesome club. I was in town for the day and thought I would see how it went. I got…

Flashdancers Midtown is always my go to on NYC trips. It's an easy walk to midtown hotels and generally safe. It's also easier to either walk or get a cab because it's between…

Oh my first time in Colombia and had to check this place out. It was close by our Air bnb and we heard about it. I was in a group and we decided to…

Arrived on a Thursday (really Friday morning) just after midnight. It’s a Tudor house-looking structure in a busy area south of the city. Rolling hills and a lot of other businesses in the area. The…

Been coming to this club for at least 10, maybe 15 years. Overall, best choice (maybe only) in Columbia, SC . Columbia had much better variety with many good clubs 10-15 years ago. The…

This was the second time I’ve been to bucks in the north side. The first time I went, I decided to just hang out and drink with a couple of buddies. We just got done…

I'm a strip club first timer so I'm not sure what exactly or specific to say about my experience or what's allowed to be said about the dancers. It was Saturday I was bored after…

I decided to return to Showplace Market after a fun previous night. I planned to connect with the Kenyan I saw on previous visit. I caught a tram from my hotel in old town and…

I am a local and have been to several gentlemans clubs in Vegas. I brought my nephew. We arrived early evening and the place wasn't crowded yet. It was easy to find a…

Cover charger:20$ Mandatory drink: 7$+Tip Layout: Rectangular or sit near the pole. I reached there around 11:00 it had close to 15 people. Most of them on their phone. Some girls were on the phone some were on…

The location here is absolutely gorgeous - dimly lit but classy vibes, feels like a Gatsby party. The dancers are prettier than most other venues and dress very well (I appreciate the cocktail dress attire…