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Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Too Expensive

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I'd heard that CCR had changed hands, so I decided to give it a try. It's the same basic setup with the glass box for the smoking area and an open area out front. However,…

oldbike· 18 hrs ago 1

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

More doormen than dancers

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I've always like Archibald's as a low-key place to nurse a beer or two and see dancers in a low-key setting. Years ago, it was the bottom floor of a three-story townhouse; the top two…

dankwanker· 1 day ago

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, MD

Carpe Diem

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I was visiting Baltimore alone and scoped out some different venues before deciding to patronize the Ritz Cabaret. This club is in Fells Point, which is (supposedly) a Polish/East European neighborhood. It's also close…

Gollum_the_Great· 2 days ago 2

Chez Joey

Baltimore, MD

A gem, I was pulled in on the street and was surprised

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Most of my club reviews in Baltimore start the same. I'm either dropping someone off at the airport or I have some time to burn before picking someone off at the airport. This time I…

caj0784· 2 days ago

Platinum DC Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Underwhelming Experience

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I checked out Platinum Club on a Saturday night because I'd heard the name before and figured it'd be one of the better spots in DC. I left disappointed. The biggest surprise was how dead it…