Reviews

Arrived late on a Saturday night and dint know what to expect. Parking lot well lit and was being monitored. Inside was packed, seemed there was a bachelor party going on. As…

I don't usually visit strip club on a Sunday afternoon, but I got a couple hours to kill before dinner, so why not. As usual, $1 draft beer before 9pm. The parking lot was pretty…

i have read several reveiws on this place and was in town so I figured I would check it out. I arrived just about midnight, walked in and found myself in a very "urban"…

Stopped in around 3 on my way home from business. That is when they opened so there wasn't anyone there but a guy at the door and the bartender. The place is clean and about…

Went here about midnight yesterday. Saw about 5 girls dancing. Was offered $20/30 dances from a tiny Asian, Melissa I think, it was loud and I was a little drunk. Went for the $30. Ok…

i my made first visit Bugaboo's in several months, nothing has changed at this place. It is still extremely dirty at the bar, the stage and the bathrooms are unusable they are so…

Arrived about 10 or so, walked in, was surprised how well lit. Had a sports bar meets honky tonk. Smoking not allowed inside, but there is a covered patio area. All but…

Centerfolds isn't for everyone, but I love this place! It reminds me more of a local dive bar that also happens to have dancers. On any given night there is a group of locals lingering…

I went to this club on May 23r dafter sitting in Club 390 for a couple of hours and not really seeing a girl that caught my eye. I was here sometime time last year…

Came to Suzy's on a Sunday afternoon to see what the place was about. It's as if a neighborhood bar decided to add in a a dancers stage and say they were a strip club.…

Okay, here's some advice first off. Do Not Pay the additional $10 for the lap dance wrist band which is good for $10 laps. Turns out these I'm told are more like air dances…

This is one of the top 5 clubs in the world. The ladies might not all speak English... but they are smoking hot and know the international language of happy, happy endings. This is the…

I visited this club two days in a row, first on a Wednesday, then the following Thursday. Both visits were at about 5 pm. The club is located in a strip mall. Looks cheap on the…

Found myself in Lubbock after a diverted flight for engine trouble made us spend the night. I would never go here willingly. After a bit of frustration at being "out in the middle of…

First time I visited the zebra. I was a long time patron of cheaters. So I decided to go check out the new place The renovations very nice the club was not dark…

After a really busy 6 months I’m taking a week off and thought I’d at least put out a report or two that might be of use to my fellow mongers. I’ve visited…

Great place to have a good time. The front is nice, with a $3 cover charge for drinks and you must be 21+ to get in. But there's a back where 18+ can get in,…

This a trip club has been shut down for a while and replaced by hollywood nights which also shut down. While it was there though I would choose it over any other donnas strip club.…

I was pleasantly surprised when I arrived about 9 PM and the club had dancers (but no DJ). Before long the main dance floor had a steady stream of ladies removing most or all of…

A wide variety of dancers, in ethnicity, body type, attractiveness and even age. While taste is individual, you're likely to find something to appeal to you. Staff is friendly, by strip club standards. Gigantic, nicely…

Went back in April. Place is generally clean with an upper area. The seats are a bit squeezed but the girls weren't too bad. They had some specials going on through the night and had…

Went in around 10:00 PM last Friday night. For the money the place is hard to beat. You can't beat the cold beer and the little sweethearts working here. The little gals know a thing…

It was my first time at a club like this and I had a good time. A bit of an odd setup where there was a normalish West Village bar downstairs that you enter through…

Really stands out from the rest of the clubs in portland, the dances are very much worth it at $20 a pop. They have managed to have some standards when it comes to girls…

Very small run down place full of regulars that I guess just don't know better. Full of fatties and 6s tops, typical oregon hospitality which is of course great, but if you're sexually…

Based on other high reviews of this club, I guess I picked the wrong time. I arrived a little after 8pm on a Sunday evening and the place was almost empty, 2 other customers…

I am new to Cedar Rapids, and wanted to check out a local strip club. Decided to try the Lumberyard II. Got there on a Friday after work around 5:30. The club has a big…

I was in the neighbourhood and remembered that one of my all time favourites was supposed to be dancing here so decided to drop in for a quick beer and ____. Martia wasn't there but at…

So is 5:00 considered afternoon or evening? If you don't check this place out you are missing out. Stopped by Follies after looking at my phone and being told 47 mins…

Hadn't been to IR at night in long time, stopped by and was pleasantly surprised! Friday 10pm-1am, wasn't very smokey, tape must be keeping the smokers out, lol. Walked in half the bar…

Well, it IS Henry's South. Why am I surprised? After 25 years of patronage, I should know better than to expect anyone worthwhile to be working here on any night I decide to go. Sadly,…

I was a regular visitor to the old Rick's club before its' unfortunate closure. Unfortunately, Pandora is the only club that is closest to what the old Rick's had to offer. These places…

I have been to this club before and you never know what to expect during the week. There may be no dancers worth getting dances, or it may be full of options. The club itself…

I'm pretty new to the Austin area and decided to start checking out the strip clubs around here. This was the first place I went to and I thought the girls were all pretty…

Allure is a pretty nasty little club. As you enter the bar is on the right and the stage is to the left. In between there are several tables. It is not…

So I went on a night I think the Blackhawks were playing to see a dancer I saw previously who told me she worked Wed. as a dancer (met her as a shot girl) and…

This place is easy to find. You can arrive here by bus,train(short walk from the orange station) or by car with plenty of free parking across the street!! There is no cover charge and the…

Dropped by Kittens yesterday after work. I've been once before soon after they opened and thought I would give it another chance. Paid the $10 cover and $5 drink charge. I saw about five girls…

Walked in, got patted down by the security guy while the manager was patiently listening to a dancer bitch about how she felt she was wronged in some way. I slipped him a $10 for…

I've got to elaborate on the commenter below. I have to guess that he was there on a Tuesday or Wednesday night when the pickings are really slim. The quality of dancers really…

My first time here. What a dump! About 4 black dancers and one white dancer. None of the girls were pretty. The white dancer looked OK from a distance (long blonde hair, she was in…

My first time at Blondies. The facilities were a little better than Miss Kitty's, the staff was friendlier, and the dancers were better too. There was one fat white dancer and the rest were black…

I've been to 4play three times. The first two lapdances were pretty tame, but the third lapdance I got was really naughty. The first time I visited, I got a 15-minute lapdance from a sexy Hawaiian…

As my local club, this one is better than average, my problem is that Denver is pretty close and they do nude dances and let you touch the girls. The Den does not.…

This was my first visit to this club. I came here after trying Miss Kitty's and Blondies. This place was about the same level of dumpiness as Blondies but better than Miss Kitty's. The chairs…

I was in the area and stopped in for a visit. It had been a long time since I had been to this club, probably 5 years. This club isn't into amenities or being showy,…

Local dive bar about 10 miles out of city. When we pulled up my immediate thought was HELL NO!! Walking in you go pass pool tables and the bar/ small stage in the back. $5…

When it comes to this, usually if I have a bad experience I will not say anything at all and maybe give the spot a second chance at a later time unless it was something…

Went on a Saturday night and a poor time. The dancers were nothing special. There was at best a single 8, then a drop down to a couple 6's, and then a couple 3 to…

This club is basically in the middle of nowhere, about a 30 minute drive from Harrisburg. Since The Cabin and Babylon opened in Duncannon it seems like business has more or less disappeared for…

Apparently ever since they let a girl die the rights of their patrons no longer matter. My husband went to the bathroom and when asked by the attendant how he was said, "im tired. I…

Went on a Wednesday night a few weeks ago after seeing no talent at Synn. Probably 10-15 girls working, and most were hot. Several ladies just hanging by the fireplace. A few…

Don't waste your time unless you're a regular. Most of the dancers just dance for their regular customers or don't dance at all. I sat at the high chair for over 2 hours waiting for…

Unfortunately I don't get up to the area much anymore but when I do I always sure I stop in for a visit at the Blue. Was here about 2 weeks ago. The club seemed…

I've been to this place at least 100 times since I lived around the corner for a few years. Consistently good but a step down from the best of the best across the country. The…

I had seen the sign for Chubbys on my way up to Hayward, and thought that I had to stop there on my way back by due to the name. I got in at about…

I stopped in on Wednesday just before 7 on my way home from work, the 2 for 1 dances are a decent incentive if I happen to have the time. It was still pretty early,…

SSJ doesn't bill itself as a high end place. I like it about them. A little seedy, but not dirty. Generally laid back aside from the occasional dancer/dancer drama that you're going to find everywhere. Cover…

One of my typical early Saturday visits. Arrived around 2pm when there were only a few customers and girls. By 2:30-3:00 it gets more going. It was also raining outside. The first girl to approach…

I agree with some other reviewers that the closing of PP in Greenville has definitely helped this club increase it's business, at least towards the weekend. Some of the better looking PP dancers are working…

The physical layout of the club has been extensively covered in previous reviews. A few years ago they added or reconfigured space for additional private rooms, other than that it seems just as slightly…

Returned to one of my favorite spots last night to blow off some steam from a stressful week. Saw Joey (big butt, light skin vet, Milf) who might have been a adult performer at one…

This place is fun, the girls are friendly, if you are looking to kill some time and hang out with some fair to middling girls you will like this place. This is like a neighborhood…

I am a regular of the London Strip club scene and certainly Golddiggers is the most up-to-date strip club in London. The girls are young and hot and are quite approachable. Many of…

Thanks to the previous reviewer who mentioned the day shift was better than the night shift. I was in town for a few days and gave the day shift a shot - I was not…

This is one of the best strip clibs I've been to. The dancers were beautiful. My only complaint was that the dancers were not very friendly. My girlfriend were there for two…

I went to stop by and see some of the ladies and enjoy a drink and some company. But it seems that the club was close. It was shut down. I'm being…

High end club, a lot like one you might see in Vegas. A huge improvement to the North Beach clubs. Two levels with the VIP areas and bar upstairs. The women are amazing. Simply stunning.…

So, was in the mood for a little visual action and maybe more and stopped in at 1337 King. This was a Wednesday night at about 10:30 PM. Paid a $10 cover charge and went…

I stopped by Tattletale's on a Saturday afternoon a little before 5. It was fairly dark and no one was on stage for the hour or so that I was there. The club doesn't open…

I stopped through on a Monday afternoon. I arrived around 2pm and found a seat along the back wall. My 1st dance was from a redbone with dreads. She allowed hands to roam and even…

girls are gorgeous here! the girls were beautiful and they sure know how to give a lap dance. A bit crowded on a saturday night though and the drinks were a bit high in…

Finished up meetings on the west side of downtown Friday afternoon and decided it was too late to go back to the office and too late to make it up to Follies - so off…

Treasures is always one of my favorite clubs to visit while in Vegas, this time was no different. Club is decent size, upscale, girls are great and management stays out of your way. It seems…

Went to the bird around Sunday evening around 8, it was dead, only 3 or 4 girls working. One of them was cute but she was taken. SO then I met this cute black spinner…

I heard a lot about "the bird" from friends so I thought I would scope it out for the first time. There is a huge stage which was empty a fair amount of the time…

Time for my periodic visit to Flamingo. Got there about 9 PM and the place looked deserted. One other patron was sitting at a table on the side. I saw one dancer across…

So I was in Miami for a week and decided to hit up a SC. After the reviews from fellow TUSCL members I decided to give this place a try. I first walked into this…

I stopped in a couple of months ago on a Tuesday. Things were kind of slow, but considering it was 1:00 PM on a weekday, it wasn't bad. I like this place, since it is…

came in late Friday afternoon for a couple of beers and see what talent was in town this week .... very good week. The girls dancing on stage were all 9 - 10. Stunning girls…

Stopped in late a couple of Saturdays ago. It was not very busy, and there were about 5 or 6 girls working, all very attractive. The cover was $7, and I just had a…

Christies Cabaret is one of the best strip club I have ever visited. I went there at about 9:30pm and there are several beautiful girls at the entrance welcoming the guests. I got a Bikini…

This is the best club in the Tampa bay area in my opinion. All of the dancers are very attractive - Thee Dollhouse really only hires the most attractive women. The dress code for the…

I went to Lido on a Friday afternoon around 6:30pm. When I got there, they hadn't started the stage rotation yet, but there were a few customers and dancers in the club. I sat…

Went to the Synn club on Thursday evening, they are running the $75 VIP special. Enough people have reviewed the layout inside already, so I am not going to address too much in here. One…

I'm not a serious hobbyist but I go once in a while. I've had this place on my list for various reasons, and I stopped in to finally check it out. There were…

Back to good ol KH VII. I was on a trip to LA and stopped by to kill some time and enjoyed as usual. Layout is chill if especially if you enjoy sitting at the…

High Schools in the area must have just graduated their senior class and some of the females decided to pursue dancing instead of the usual waitressing and retail jobs. Of the seven ladies in attendance,…

18+ club. Thursday $5 cover over 21, $20 cover under 21. You may touch the girls, rub tits and ass and such-its allowed if you are nice. Not a large place but they had quite…

I have tended to find FYEO best in Southampton but I was around and decided to give Playhouse another try. I think that it is now only open on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. And since…

This place is located on the southeast corner of Georgia Avenue and Jefferson St. (just south of Missouri Road) Parking is available on the curb within a block or a block and a…

I've been to the blue several times over last few years and without a doubt it's the best value club in the NE. Last trip was no exception. The place was packed with hotties.…

Stopped by Tootsies on a Tuesday afternoon. This time I was driving a dark grey dodge van. I like driving high up and a van gives me a little better gas mileage. As usual parking was so…

Stopped in after work last night. I hadn't been to this club before, but some of the previous reviews caught my attention, and since I was nearby I figured why not check it out. Got frisked…

Came here on a late saturday night around 3am. Everyone from the sister "sams hofbrau" come here after 2am. Got a free drink after paying the cover. When i walked in the dj was on…

Classy club in the middle of downtown Portland. I was planning on hitting up multiple clubs during my stopover in Portland, but ended up staying here the entire night. The layout was nice…

Been a lurker for a while but have decided to start participating. Carnival is an old standby for me. Since way back. The place really never changes. I like Henry who…

LD continues to be one of the most hard-to-figure clubs in Baltimore. They obviously spent some money a couple of years back making it a nice place (though there's a feeling of "we use Hustler…

It had been a few months since I last visited, so I decided to stop by after work when I was in the area. I had read about the bouncers in the lap dance…

I found a few open afternoon hours on a recent trip to Miami and headed to The Body Shop based on TUSCL input. The club is easy to find, but far from…