Reviews

Lazy Tuesday night trip to the Porthole after the NBA Finals conclusion. Just headed out to wind down and celebrate the Golden State win at the Porthole. Business was very slow - but…

Got there Around 10pm on a Friday night two months ago. $25 to get in and blob. About 15 girls on rotation, all cute and above. I sat at the main stage and tittytipped most…

Sometimes a visit to a dive strip bar can renew your faith in humanity, cause no matter how skanky or worn out a tired old stripper might be, some dude somewhere finds her hot. This…

Had a great time. The club itself is not in an upscale part of town. I didn't feel in danger though. The club is elongated with a single raised area running along the axis.…

While in the city of brotherly love, I thought I would give the purple orchid a try. Walked in around 740 on a Tuesday afternoon and was greeted warmly by the friendly, mature, bartender…

Had an afternoon to kill last Thursday. Roadwork horrific in the area. Best to come in from the west using side streets through Romulus. Not much has changed since my previous visit…

Generally speaking I like black clubs and black girls, but this club was too dark, the music was way too loud and I felt uncomfortable immediately, so I left before I finished a single beer. If…

Bottom Line: Reasonably attractive girls and a great staff, but relatively expensive and very few dancers (although it was a Tuesday). Transportation: A little out of the way - I used Uber to get to/from…

Came here on a random Thursday and was blown away by a dancer named 'stone'. Petite little blond was drop dead gorgeous and extremely sexy. Private room was well worth it, lots of mileage :) I…

Went on a Thursday afternoon, had the place to myself for a bit. A few others showed up after a while, but I think I came during a shift change as there was no one…

I come here because I have a midnight red-eye flight. I actually went to nearby bluemoon, which wanted to charge 12 cover for no one on stage and only 3-4 rating4 big dancers. So I…

This club is right by the freeway, so it is an convenient stop if you are traveling and want have some fun. When i first walked into this club i didn't think much of it.…

Drove in from vegas for business, stopped by after meetings and dinner around 9pm. Had high expectations from all the positive reviews. I'm not used to the hard push for overpriced non-alcoholic drinks…

Club seems to be in the middle of nowhere. Went to see a feature performer but the majority of the girls there were attractive and friendly. A bunch of girls were working so it wasn't…

I'm gonna be fair with this review, after hitting many strip clubs all around the U.S. The sundowner is by far the best. A dollar here will get you farther and the girls are literally…

This club would be a must go to for any aficionado if it weren't for the 5-secs 'go to have a dance' approach of most dancers in the club. It sports quite a nice selection…

Starting off, it is free to self park. It is well lit, so you don't feel unsafe. shorts and tennis shoes are allowed here, as long as you are not wearing athletic shorts. It needs…

***there are different rules in Chula Vista*** Like others have said, It's a large open room with a single stage in the middle against one of the walls. [used to be a fish restaurant] tipping is…

"Body Shop" strip club is next door to this joint. After a not so great time at the Body Shop I decided I would come to this place supposed to be an old school type…

Stopped into Little Darlings as the dancers change alot and the quality of dances changes also with the dancers. No cover this time as i descended the steps to the basement club. Stepped in and it was…

I've made a couple of recent visits to Kittens, to check out the day and night shifts. Day shift was unimpressive. 5 girls on a Thursday, while some were attractive none seemed interesting…

I've been to a lot of strip clubs, but after my first FKK visit, I'm partial to the FKKs when I'm in Germany. There are a lot of them and they are all generally…

Kennedy's was my first experience with a Canadian strip club. Got checked in to my hotel near the airport around 9, and desperately needed a drink. A quick Google search put the club quite near…

A regular place for me (once a month give or take). Other reviews share my opinion that it's a hit or miss kind of place. Girls can be friendly or standoffish. Bar maid, Krystal is…

No visits in quite some time as work schedule and location made it impossible.Finally got a chance to stop in the other day and to my delight Tiffani was working.Had on a new outfit that…

Another rare chance to visit the Honey Pot Club, and not much has changed. You occasionally hear reports of official involvement in places like Watford that leave clubs permanently gentrified or shut down completely (the…

Stopped in on a Thursday night around 11. Hadn't been to the back in quite a while, but thirst won out and I hit the front first. No cover and maybe 5 customers.…

I was at Perfect 10 Austin in the afternoon and who should show up but Asialy. She usually works at night but was there in the afternoon. She is a petite Philippino girl with long…

As others have posted, the interior is nice. Weather allowed to keep 2 doors open so nice fresh air. Men's is recently remodeled nice. Visited on 3 afternoons. Twice only 1 dancer. Once there…

Outside was a bit iffy. Appeared to be industrial part of town. Police pulled someone over right outside club as we were walking in. This appeared completely unrelated to the club. Took my girlfriend for…

This is my favorite club in Atlanta. I visit the place frequently sometimes on the way back from work and some times on sundays. I dont think there is any place with a better value…

I was in the area waiting on a date. When I stopped by around 6 pm. There was no crowd and three or four dancers milling around. All were white: one was an older blonde…

Mardi Gras is a nice club on the north side of town. Very friendly clean place, but the vibe here is "hands off" which kills the strip club vibe. Let's start with the most important thing,…

Mario's is a solid club. It's clean, drinks are reasonable, and the dance contact is great. The only downside is that the line up is hit or miss During my last visit…

Went there on a Friday afternoon. I arrived aroun 2pm and the place was busy. The bar was almost full with many people, much like myself, taking the afternoon off to start the weekend…

Well, I continued my mongering trip in Ohio today with a visit to a few of my favorite Akron clubs. Started out with a visit to DG. Last couple of times I have…

Well, after striking out again at DG and Lucky's, I went over to OGD, and glad I did. Same as last visit, girls outside smoking and more intent in gabbing and texting than dancing,…

I visited the club around 6pm. As I am into older women at times, I was hoping to catch a mix of young and old based on some of the past reviews. I was thinking…

As previously stated, this club is hit or miss. I stopped in two weeks ago, and it was definitely a hit. It was a Tuesday night, not sure how many bancers, but probably…

Definitely some new talent, my guess is girls moving from Scores due to lack of business and new management. Unlike previous visits, there were dancers I would spend time with other than my regular…

Came here on a whim with some friends after dinner. My buddy had some passes he said he got off the internet. He used those and some cash to get everybody in so I have…

This is an interesting strip club, not as sleazy and dirty as Bishops or PM but not as boisterous either. It is not in a great part of town (but what part of Bridgeport is?)…

Decided to check out my favorite after-work haunt after a couple of months. Renovation seems to be complete now. Upstairs is now a sports bar with nude dancers as added benefit. Downstairs stage remains pretty…

Been here once before and had a decent time in the back behind the sliding glass doors. This time was interested in more but knowing I just might not find it. Just one stage going…

I've been to Golden Banana so I thought I would try Cabaret Lounge on this trip. Overall, I would say girls at GB have more silicone, CL is more natural. Depends on what you prefer.…

The only full nude place in nyc (that I know of). Got there in time for the $2 lap dances at 2am. Very short dance ... But for $2 can't complain! (Actually I will!)…

I made a trip to this out of the way place. It's located in a small town, feels safe with on street parking. A modest entry fee to enjoy the show. It is byob and…

Stopped by after work on a Saturday afternoon, first impression I noticed the club was very small when pulling into the parking lot. As I walked in I paid the cover, and took a seat.…

Went to the Shakers for the first time. I arrived there about around 12:30PM, and upon entering inside, I could see that it was a typical laid back go-go club just like other neighboring club.…

I haven't been to FC in a while but decided to try it since I had a flight and some time to kill. glad I made the stop. at 1PM on a tuesday…

The club is starting to slip again. Seems like there is a new batch of girls and they either sit at the bar and don't walk around or even go on stage.…

I don't make it a habit of going to places like this.  You go too often , and it will not only bankrupt you, but it will also leave you feeling "dirty" and perverted.  That said,…

I've been to TC's many times over the past 10 years and generally have enjoyed it - it is not the nicest, classiest place inside but the girls are decent, friendly, and management is very…

This review is for two separate visits. BE LAX changes their rates between the afternoon and night shifts, as I found out after my second visit. I first visited this club on a…

wild zebra should be called wild zoo. the girls are getting worse each time i go in, the dancing is horrible and makes me uncomfortable. the waitresses are waaaay hotter than the dancers which sucks…

Two friends of mine were in town for a conference. The last night they wanted to hit up the strip club. Well, these dudes are white so I could not take them to my normal…

The inside the club is nothing to write home about. Just a generic strip club playing latin music with Latin dancers. Been here about five times now. The girls are mostly Cubans…

It had been years since I was at this club, now called Mile High. My last visits were not good, so I did not come back for a while. But tonight I had just…

Visited on a Monday Night. Its 2 for 1. But they charge $22 per lap dance. So on Monday and Tuesdays you get 2 lapdances for $22. Dancers are very good and decent. Many of the…

I've been hearing a lot of noise about this club, so after the Phillies game decided to check this out with the fellas. Definitely a club with primarily WOC. You can call this club Onyx…

I've been here a bunch, and every time I walk away VERY satisfied. The door fee went back down to a few dollars, was like 7 for a while. I only come for the private…

Made another afternoon stop at the Gentlemens club off Woodlawn in Charlotte. As always it was no cover. It is no cover till 7 pm. At first there were about a half dozen…

Stopped by the Spearmint Rhino in Downtown Minneapolis last Wednesday early evening after work. I thought it would be a good, low risk way to try a new club, since I got the TUSCL e-mail…

Hadn't been to Beemers for a while so made the trip. Wasn't disappointed. As usual, there were plenty of girls working who were readily available. There are blonde twins there that I…

This place could use some work. The parking lot is full of potholes, and chunks of concrete missing. Inside the club has cheap animal print chairs and really…

Went in the early evening a few weeks ago, trying to find the girl I had dances from a couple of months ago. The good ones (ie, young, less wear and tear) come and go…

This place I liked. I believe a $15 cover got you in plus the admonishment "Don't Touch the Girls," which a little later in the evening I would think was a ridiculous statement.…

Consistently one of the best clubs I've ever been to. The women are almost all nine or tens.there is almost no negotiation for dance prices all the dancers seem to hold pretty firm on…

I have visited this club a few times to check it out since they opened and found it to be clean and well kept. The one downside is that the smoking patio door is right…

Made a visit to this club during a business trip. The club has a nice layout. As you walk in the bar is straight ahead. There is a double runway stage with poles to the…

Headed down river to meet up with some friends and have a fun evening out. In all honesty I should have stayed on the east side and hit some Eight mile clubs. Good thing was…

I visited to check out the action since I was bored and found some entertainment at Pt's in Centerville. I have to say this is the friendliest Pt's I have visited. When you 1st walk…

The best time to visit the club is just before 8. The cover goes to $20 at 8. At 8 they also have the shift change so all the girls come on stage and you…

$20 dollar cover. There is free parking and although the area seems a little sketchy, it is pretty safe to park with security and it is well lit. There are plenty of dancers,…

I was talking to a buddy yesterday and he said that Follies along with some other clubs are entering the Summer doldrums. There are fewer customers because many outside workers are in their peak business…

Just wanted you all to know that they are now open on Fridays and Saturdays from 7 pm to 4 am. From 2-4 am, they no longer serve beer, but the dancers have the option…

I always happen to be in this area when visiting, so I thought I'd stop by before heading off to other clubs south of this location. As always, the fabulous blonde was in attendance, but…

I was able to cross Arkansas off of my strip club bucket list with a visit here. Was not overly impressed with the club or the dancers. Got a couple of lap dances…

I was told that it was a fun place to check out in North Bay but I think I might have gone at the wrong time because this place was nothing special. The girls…

Was visiting SF for work and decided to swing by Larry Flint's on a whim. Overall not a bad experience. The dancers themselves were mixed with a few Caucasians, african americans, asians, hispanics. probably 20…

Since Fantasia’s has re-opened me and mrs sea decided to try it out. We went in with low expectations. It was our 3rd SC of the night and figured it had to be better than…

San Angelo 6/12/2015 I got there about 6:00 P.M. They did not charge a cover. A sign said they do not open until 7:00 P.M. any day, but Fridays or Saturdays This is new, don’t know…

Stopped in on a Friday night around 9 with some friends. The place where the private rooms used to be was now labeled "game room", after asking what was up, I was told…

My favorite of the Brandon/Tampa area clubs. Maybe it's because it was my first years ago. I found myself there on a Thursday afternoon wanting to check out the afternoon shift. I thought I was…

First time to the club. A lot of bad mixed with a little bit of good. Unlike previous reviews, place is very easy to find with a large sign right off the pedestrian only Street…

This review covers two visits on a recent trip. Arrived Monday night around 9pm. The club is located in a somewhat industrial area. The parking lot was fenced and appeared to be safe. Cover charge was…

Shakers is a nude juice bar and used to be my favorite club, even though it's about an hour away. The girls go on stage in a bikini for 1 song, usually by the end…

If you want a great value in this area, Daydreams is it. While I am not local to the area, I did my research and found this was the only club in the area…

This is a dual purpose club, it has a strip bar in the front and a "regular" bar in the back with a walkway in-between. The club is nice both on the outside and the…

This club from the outside looks great, large lighted parking lot, building is nice looking and lit well. Big lobby when you walk in, to pay your cover charge and walking into the club it…

I stopped in after grabbing a doughnut. The place was pretty dead. Girls danced on one stage to more rock than pop or rap which was a nice change of pace from clubs…

OK, I have been going here for maybe 30 years now. this place is interesting and can be a heck of a lot of fun. This last visit there was a b'day party for one…

Stopped in on friday night to watch a game and check out some chicks. Talent was hit or miss for the most part but the couple hits were well worth the time. My favorite waitress…

My visit to this club was so bad I'm writing my first review. I got in and there around 11 pm and there were a few younger girls who wanted nothing to do with me…

This a very cozy place in the middle of the Red Light District. This lap dance bar in Amsterdam offers gogo girls, lap dancers, topless and full nude women and a variety. The entrance and…

I was in town on business and thought why not stop in. Paid the cover and then before a took 5 steps they made me buy a drink. Clearly they know this is where they…

Outside doesn't justify the environment inside. First time going. It was a fun atmosphere. Everyone seemed to know everyone. Dancers had their regulars. Only one stage. Mixed variety. Some nice thick girls and some slender.…

I have been to clubs in many different cities - within US and outside (mainly Canada). I always thought that Canadian clubs provided the best bang for the buck and were always more fun...till I…

This is not a strip club, but it is one of the best bikini bars in southern California. There's never a cover and they have three good sized TVs for watching sports. There are usually…

Just came back to the Tampa port from a cruise vacation w/ a few buddies. Since we're still in the spirit on women and liquor, we figured Monday night we hit up a club. So…