Reviews

Three of us (girlfriend and a guy friend and I) decided to check out Pandora's after several visits to the Deja Vu's in town but none to the indy places. At first I wasn't…

I love visiting this club with my fiance. It is extremely nick and plush on the inside and everyone is very inviting. When I went, they had 1 dollar cover charge and you had access…

I went to Reflections on a Friday night, thinking that the biggest gentlemen's club in town, right next to an Army post, would have some decent action. The place was about half full with most…

This place gets high marks for value on other reviews. I am sure it's true, i just didn't stick around to find out. The place is seedy at best. The layout is…

I was last here 3 years ago. Really liked it then, so I came back during this visit. The is off to the right when you come in and there are some small…

Only my second visit to this club. I cut the coupon from their website but no one was looking for a cover or a coupon. When I entered there was one brunette on stage (I'd…

This place is the absolute epitome of "Your Mileage May Vary". I usually visit 2 or 3 times a year and I have stopped by this club every day of the week and at all…

Stopped by Mickeys again on a Wednesday afternoon for a couple beers and some titties. Thats what you will get here. Cheap beer, and a few women that will chat with…

Was there at the beginning of September. I happened to be at the hotel right across the street. It was $5 to enter. There are 2 bars with small stages in the middle, a main…

This was a great strip club I went to during my vacation. This strip club is way better than the SR in Van Nuys the reason being the number of dancers. There were a lot…

This report covers 3 visits to H8 during the first week of September. Monday evening was my first visit ever to Henry VIII. Having been to Bogarts, I had an idea what to expect,…

In town for business so thought I'd check out the famous Texas strip club scene. Stopped by here on a Weekend night by myself and despite the club being clean well lit in a nice…

Decided to check this place out out of boredom so made the cruise down central ave. A tall fat bouncer at the door asked for the $10 admission. I could see how dead the place…

Headed there recently to celebrate after watching my favorite football team win. After paying the fee you walk into a rectangle shaped theater with a T-shaped stage forming from the back wall. Despite it being…

I went to this club last Friday around 1 p.m. and there weren't very many people there. I would say the club looks better on the inside although the outside isn't bad, just kind of…

To the point.... I heard the club will be shutting down in Oct and moving to a different location! Dancers looks are mostly 5 to 7 with one or 2 at 8…

Visited Silver City while in Dallas for business. Was driving to Baby Dolls and passed Silver City on the way- it was closer to my hotel and I had never been before. Wanted…

So I'm a regular at Capital Cabaret and I love it there, I go to Pure Gold every now and then and I've been disappointed with it. I decided to make the long drive…

To be clear, this is not a high end place. It is not in a great location and makes little pretense about what it is. The girls here are not 10s but they generally get…

So this was my first time in san diego since ive been 21 which has been a while. I must say I was very impressed. I had no idea what I was getting myself into,…

I went to Miss Kitty's expecting it to be a rundown place and was surprised that was in better shape then I heard. i went in and paid $5 cover and got a beer that…

I went to check this place out after hearing from a friend that they found it by mistake a few years ago after going to pawn stars, which is across the street. I was meeting…

I've been to Starz a number of times and sometimes there are many hot looking dancers who do great pole work and excellent private dances. This time it was the B team ruling…

Went here early Friday evening. There were probably 3 dancers for every customer, but keep in mind, there were probably only 12 or so customers. Club appearance is very nice. Free VIP…

First visit to Phoenix and decided to stop by in one of the more popular sc's in the area. Like what others mentioned before, parking is not a problem at all and its free.…

I was stopped on bourbon by the door guy and he convinced me to go in. Nothing amazing about the club. Pretty small. Main stage as you walk in and a small one in the…

This was my first time going to Lustys. I must say I had a good time. I sat down at the bar ordered a beer because there is a 2 drink minimum which was…

I visited this club two nights (Sunday and Monday) and had a decent time on both occasions. The place is four levels and very nice. Level one is entrance/bar/stages, Level 2 is a restaurant, Level…

this is my local haunt, and the last time I went was about the same as other times. Missed my girl Sasha (a tiny russian blond who last time asked me how large I…

I am a local and have stopped in a few times over the years. I think as time goes by I seem to forget what a hole in the wall this is. I…

I stopped by Fancy early Wednesday evening. Its been four months since i venture here. Cover was $5.00, cold beer $4.00. The bar is very large along the front wall. There are two dance stage.…

First time, got in, met a hot gal, got down and dirty with full service immediately. No nonsense and no pressure. The waitresses are very pushy with drinks, too pushy. Very off putting. The bouncers and…

Visited onyx after leaving xfinity live around 130 am. I was with two friends a male and a female. The cover was $20 apiece. The physical club is still the same. When you walk in…

I've been to this club several times recently since Platinum is still shut down. My last visit there I was approached by Fallon, a blond dancer with a decent body. Maybe a 7. She offered…

I've attempted to stop by this location a dozen of different occasions and most of the time they literally no dancers what so ever. I did have one encounter with one dancer and she…

I decided to check out this club while on the road for work. I found myself running about an hour early for a meeting and figured it would be a great place to take a…

First the club is supposed to be open at 11 but the owner was sitting outside & said the girls would be arriving soon. I left & came back about 12:45. First had to pay…

Not bad, some pretty cute girls abd a couple ok ones. Drink prices were average strip club prices, i got a private dance and was unimpressed with the private room. It was hardly private, you…

I visited about 2:30P. There were about 1/2 half doz or so cars in the parking lot, I went to the bar and ordered a drink and then found a table. There were about…

Been a few years since I've been to this fine establishment just north of Appleton. It has been the same since I was first there 20 years ago. Still is a No alcohol/beer…

The club is strangely shaped, several stages behind the bar and a few tables in the back. This isn't a problem but it's odd. The club is clean but divey and the staff is friendly.…

Stopped by best "lap dance lovers" club in united states on a 95C wednesday afternoon. I got the last of 5 parking spots in front of the club. There's parking on both sides and plenty…

I figured smoking customers deserved an update. Apparently in brilliant marketing ploy to attract even more customers to this thriving establishment Pumptown is now non smoking. Yay! My boyfriend and I were in there…

It has almost been a year since my last trip to SoCo but I was traveling through the Quad Cities on a Thursday night and decided to stop in for a quick visit arround 9pm.…

I went to bishops during a thursday afternoon at around 330pm and it was quite packed with customers. I was able to find street parking on the residential streets near the club. There was no…

Another noon visit. This club gets dancers out on the floor at open - always a plus for folks who are taking a quick early break. Great microbrews on tap. A u-shaped stage (seats inside and…

I have been working in Canton for 10 weeks and getting out around 1 on Wednesdays. Four weeks ago I discovered City Limits.. formerly The Spot. I'm breaking down the reviews into four dates…

I went on a Wednesday night in early February, the week after the Super Bowl had just been in Glendale. It seemed like the place was a little hungover from what I imagine was an…

So while on my search for the hottie that left The Treasure Club, I stumbled in here, very hopeful, being that they are so close to each other. JACKPOT!!! (found her but I will…

Recently moved into area after spending most my time in Pasco. Was having difficulty finding a club I liked. Finally fond what I was looking for here. The club has a good mix of dancers and…

This is good club to visit if you are visiting in the afternoon. In the night time it gets too crowded and girls over there will not give more importance as they have many others…

After a long hiatus, I have returned to what I consider one of the best in SoCal in terms of "Bang for Your Buck." While it isn't one of the most posh places around, the…

Convenient location, good prices and nice bartenders. The place is pretty big and is kept clean. Unlike a lot of other clubs the bouncers are professional, the DJ is good, and the sound system…

Club Fantasy was my first strip club experience in the Providence area a year or two ago. Since then I have been to several others but I actually still preferred CF over the others one.…

Was here on a Thursday night and just awesome selection of really hot girls. They have many on stages and the shaving cream show was going on with 2 girls eating each other out…

I have been to many a gentlemans club in the Philly area and I always come back home. Cheerleaders has always been a friendly place, been going there for over 20 years now. Other clubs…

About 3 weeks ago I stopped by to see if there was any reason to put this club back on my list of places to go. It was on my was to another club…

Many years since I have visited this club. Was in the area and made a point to stop by on a Sat. night about 9:30. Went to liquor store and bought a six…

I recently was asked to be the best man for a friend of mine so I've been scouting out locations for the bachelor party. Though we ultimately ended up picking a place in AC, my…

got in after visiting a bigger club earlier in the evening. I did my normal 3 club tour this being the 2nd stop. 5 girls on shift. Actually this time 4/5 were…

made my last stop of 3 in town on a tuesday night. FINALLY something to look at! I think there were 6 dancers. Maybe only 5. here's the run down.…

I hadn't been to PW in about 6 months, before the PP Greenville woes, so I expected to be really disappointed. Cover was the same $3 and beers were very reasonable - around…

The hole continues to provide above average service via average to above average dancers. Depending on the time you are visiting, you may see many mixed diversity girls. Most are friendly and eager to offer…

After whetting my appetite at Hooters, I arrived at Sharkey's about 1pm, earlier than I had planned. I thought for a moment too early as I went in and took a seat and noticed I…

Stopped in this club about a month ago. pretty typical bar/strip club it is unique that they use $2.00 bills for tipping and not $1.00. Girls working were all average nothing to die for but…

This is my second visit to one of the fine 8 mile establishments (#1 was Penthouse) and I must say I enjoyed it immensely. I rolled in to Players about 3:30 or so and dropped…

Went to check it out and it was an unusual but enjoyable visit. When I first arrived I was very pleasantly surprised by how cheap drinks were and how comfortable the atmosphere was.…

Go go bar ...it's Newark it's in the area next to my job happy hour us Monday - Tuesday- Wednesday from 4pm - midnight only $4.00 beer (imported or domestic) also $3.00 special shots (goldschlager,…

Nice looking club inside and out. Large main room with good views of the main stage all around. Sometime early evening, they add a small buffet, not bad actually. The dancers are…

Thought I would give it a try in the afternoon. No cover, cheap drink prices and a few women. Even thoughthename change, still pretty much the same club. Dancers can be very good but afternoons…

Went in middle of the afternoon on $5 Wed. All dances $5 day and night. The club is located in an industrial area not far from the airport - closer…

So I was in Ottawa for business and my hotel is within walking distance of this club. The club looked like a neighborhood club for the locals and the interior was not that impressive.…

No parking fees, good. Went on Sunday evening and came back for more on Wednesday. $12 cover charge. Not terrible. $3 water, which is cheap compared to my usual stomping grounds in Dallas. First dancer, ok. Mid…

Once again I came here to explore what this place has to offer. Obviously no big changes to be had. Old worn out sign in the front and a hole in the wall type bar/club…

I recently visited and reviewed this club w.r.t. a Wednesday night visit and did not have a good time; felt more like a party/hangout spot than a strip-club. I was bored on Monday 9/21/15 late afternoon…

I was visiting KC for a Royals game and wanted to check out this club after seeing the reviews on TUSCL. Being from out of town, I had a little trouble navigating downtown traffic and…

I stopped in at The Pony this past Friday for the first time. The club itself is pretty nice on the inside, nothing particularly special about it, but it was clean and had a good…

I recently visited and reviewed this club – went by again on late Monday afternoon 9/21/15 around 6:30 pm. I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club…

One must have proper expectations regarding the only strip club left in Vermont, and if one can do so then they will not be disappointed. The second last one standing was in White River Junction,…

Was in the area for some work so decided to take in the sights one again. Arrived around 11PM unfortunately due to scheduling. I guess i really need to hit this place…

Have not been here in years, thought I'd stop in and see how it was doing. I have never liked the parking lot, it is small and cramped and I have seen some sketchy…

Was in downtown Albuq for a recent visit and stopped in an OLD favorite of mine. Have only been in 4 or 5 times in the lsat several years, and had never really seen anything…

That's the first word that comes to mind.....this place is just different. it's badass. just walking in and hearing the music, you realize this is going to be a bit different. If you're over 30, you're…

Had a disappointing time at Cadillac and wasn't ready to call it a night. Decided to head over here as it wasn't far away. Parking was easy and lot was fairly packed.…

Visiting Denver for first time and one of my friends had never been to a strip club. I always prefer nude clubs and not knowing anything about Denver clubs, let him pick. We arrived a…

Being from North America I'm not used to this type of club. I was curious to see what a sex club would look like and how it would work - really just looking to have…

I have reviewed Vegas Cabaret (VC) before thus I will not describe the club layout – for club layout details refer to my May 9, 2014 VC review. As a short description; VC is a…

What is there to say that hasn't been said? The Rhino is super elegant, the girls are super model quality, and the prices reflect both those facts. Cover was the highest I've ever seen at…

It was my first time to this strip club. I went inside and sat in the font which was like the back. The waitress came up to me and I ordered a beer $3.…

I had a pretty good idea of what I was getting into before I entered, but damn, the place is expensive.for all practical purposes, the place I can hardly be considered a strip club. At…

This place continues to amaze. It has become my regular go-to club where (like its sister club, Wacko's in Jacksonville) "extra" TLC is always on the menu. The club has an un-pretentious look from the outside,…

I made the Kongo Club pit stop driving across SD last night . The Kongo is easy to find . It's about 10 minutes north of I-90 in Mitchell. I pulled in at 11:45 Drinks…

About what i expected for a monday night in charlotte. Very slow night, club seemed dead and girls did not seem real interested. Few customers. Decent amount of girls on shift, but most just average.…

I checked out both Body Talk and Sensations for the first time tonight. See my review of Sensations there. Body Talk is a small, low end bar with topless dancers. There is no waitress. If you…

I stopped by with some time between meetings. There were a few locals and more dancers than patrons. I didn't expect much of the place coming in. I remember when it seemed like the club…

I checked out both Sensations and Body Talk for the first time tonight. See my review of Body Talk there. Sensations is a topless club with a fairly standard layout. One end of the floor is…

First time at this joint, can't miss it if you're traveling Rt 14. Bartender was a petite cute blonde, and later a solid 7 brunette, who should have been dancing. A nasty black…

Back in town and after last time I came here I decided to save the extra driving and visit again. I got there close to when they open and there were a couple of…

I can be considered a regular at this club. Most of the women recognize me. This has it good and bad points. I really didn't set out to become a regular. In my case, I slowly…

So, I had another dream that I visited the Fantasy Ranch. Road no longer seems to bother me but for anyone not familiar it is a bit worn out, part of it is actually dirt.…