Reviews

All I can say is WOW. Went there on a Monday. Not much going on the girls weren't even bothering to get up and dance. I felt I had to do my part and spread…

This was my first time visiting Criket (few weeks ago). I was there for the end of the day shift and start of the evening shift. The parking is valet free and…

This club upon first impression is absolutely gorgeous. Chrome everywhere, the dance rooms are lovely, it's small, but nice. However, I've visited multiple times and despite the good music, pretty girls, nice setting, this club…

Back in Dallas/Fort Worth for work. There are 2 clubs that I like and both did not disappoint this time around. On Wednesday night, I went to the Roxy. Why you may ask…

So this club is a dump. It looks like a small warehouse from the outside surrounded by a dirt parking lot. This is also mostly a black club and very few dancers are there before…

We went early evening around 8 p.m. I had not been here in a long time. The last time I was here was in 2008 and the club had a different name which I can't…

I try not to do repetitive write-ups of the same club too often, but my experience at Follies this past Friday deserves to be written about. I arrived around 3:30 p.m., and, as expected,…

I had not been to Emerald City in like 5 years. I always thought having to go next door to drink kind of sucked. Anyway, we were in the area so figured we'd check it…

This isn't really a strip club (unless I missed that part). It's much more akin to a massage parlor. It's in an old house that is renovated and I did not see a bar or…

I usually go in the daytime and have found the girls very friendly and also very willing in the VIP. YMMV. Some do not show, so always call ahead. Stevie and Brittany…

All the rumors you heard are true....this place is as good as it seems. Dancers are beautiful and relentless. I went there on a Saturday night a couple weeks ago and though the place was…

I was driving through the area and saw the flashing lights. Thought that things were going to be fun -- unfortunately, I really didn't stick around long enough to find out. The entrance enters into…

I drive past this place all the time and finally stopped in on a Saturday night. Location seems shady back behind some abandoned buildings but I was glad I went. Once you get…

Physically, the club is pretty solid. Plenty of seating and the upper level gives the room a cool feel. Lots of booths for dances. Attended on a really quiet evening in the neighborhood-no home baseball…

I was in Canton for work recently so decided to check out Gatsby's, Diamond Royale and Christie's - all for the first time. Stopped in to Gatsby's first and was there from about 6-8 pm…

DV8 hasn't changed much in years, but unfortunately the dancers here and at many other similar clubs have all started increasing their private dance rates. For many years it was always $20 per song,…

Went to this club for the first time after a 1st time visit to Gatsby's. It was a Thursday night around 9 pm. Paid $5 cover. Ordered a domestic bottle. The beer wasn't cold which…

Went to Christie's on Thursday around 10 pm after making stops at Gatsby's and Diamond Royale. They had a $5 cover which they waived since I was staying at a local hotel. Grabbed a domestic…

Usually hit the Outhouse when I am in Kansas City, but decided to try something new. I dropped by about 9:30 on a Monday night, so not exactly expecting a busy club. The club is…

I have been to Outhouse many times as I get to Kansas City a couple of times a year. It is very different from most clubs around the country, but I really like the…

Went to Club Rouge with some friends on a Friday night. The club itself was fairly nicely put together as Portland goes. Everything was reasonably clean and orderly; definitely not a divey vibe. There are…

I have been to Washington Park many times, but never hit up Hustler club. As I arrived in the area about 10:00 pm on a Tuesday night, Hollywood and Miss Kitty's were deserted and…

The Cheetah is the only upscale club in Atlanta which a city known for the strip clubs particularly urban clubs such as Magic City. The Cheetah is Midtown surrounded by high rises condos, hotels, and…

I don't know why I keep trying this place. After a disappointing visit to Hustler, I noticed Miss Kitty's parking lot had filled up a little. I have had fun here in the…

I don't know why I keep trying other WP clubs, Hollywood is the best one to me. I had intended to stop here first, but the parking lot was really empty at 10:00…

Decided on Bobbys after not hitting any of the places in quite a while. Not much has changed. It's a bar in a shopping center with easy and safe parking. Bottle of beer was 4…

I was in town for the night and been drinking on bourbon street and had a pretty good buzz going. Going to a strip club wasn't really on my agenda for the night because it…

The previous reviewer indicated that this club has free cover charge on Wednesday, but I visited last Wednesday (5/11/16) and it was $12 to get in. I arrived at around 10:30pm and it was dead.…

Visited last Wednesday, 10$ to get in and valet parking 7$/.Regarding the club I like this club as it clean and its VIP rooms are clean, of course customers smoke in the club and if…

I went on a Friday night with some female friends. I met them there. Payed 20$ to get in and as I entered I was in awe of the total package of the place. The…

ENTER THE CHAINDOG Life has been stressfull I needed some release. I walkled in about 8:30 pm, ten dollar cover, 5 bucks a soft drink from a cute waitress. Who was working? Well Luna, Caramel,…

MBOT definitely has some of the hottest dancers in SF and it is worth a trip if you are in the area. The vibe really varies depending on when you visit. On Friday and Saturday…

I've been a Tootsies kind of guy for a long time. I've been going to clubs in Miami-Dade for a long time. I tried Cheetah Pompano today and loved it. Girls look great,…

Well working down in Lima was told there is only on strip club and you don't want to go . Well they were wrong I wanted to go . I was presently surprised by the…

Well stopped in my old favorite it's a run down shirt hole but it feels like home to me. They now open at 2:00pm for the early birds nothing like a little afternoon delight. Well…

This past weekend I visited the Yellow Rose for the third time since returning to Texas. (My second visit was about a year ago, and it was so bad I decided it would be unfair…

It was 6:30 when I arrived for OTB's advertised 20th anniversary celebration. There were about 10 customers to start and more filtered in later. All were given free lap dance tickets and there…

I have not been to this club for a few years. The club itself is upscale and well maintained. In the past there has been a mix of girls - Caucasian, AA, and Latino. There…

Decided to stop by here on the way home. Club is in the middle of a strip mall. Entered and had a seat at the bar. Got a drink and Was greeted by…

I was traveling along I-80 and decided to make a stop here Saturday night. There were a number of dancers ranging from 1 to 7 with most being a 5. The 1 should stop dancing…

Finally got around to visiting this club last Thursday. The big plus is that it's the only full nude club in Utah. The downside is that there's zero physical contact. Still, it…

Several stops at Vegas Strip (formerly Hots) over the past couple of months. It's a beautiful club after the total remodel, but a couple of features are hard to get past. The distant,…

Warmer weather seems to have brought out more and better dancers at Harley's. Sometimes over the Winter, the selection and variety suffers. But recently I've seen new faces and better bodies.…

I have been to penthouse club a good number of times(at least 7 or 8 times). Dancers are usually top notch. Everything is expensive, yes. Its definitely upscale and draws in a lot of suits,…

I tried to stop by this club last night Friday night and the place a hopping. No place to park I drive a full size sleeper semi-truck. Stopped back tonight Friday early evening around 8:00…

One doesn't expect a lot of excitement at a strip club in a smaller town on a Sunday night. And that's exactly what's delivered at DJV Springfield. Pretty much a basic rotation of…

I will break up this review into 3 sections: I) Intro II) Visits III) Conclusion --------- NOTE: --------- This is another very long review and it encompases two dayshift vists - thsu my usual disclaimer to skip-it/scroll-past-it if short on time of…

I stopped by BSC on a Saturday afternoon. drinks were 2 for 1. Shortly after a sat down a hot Latina sat next to me and chatted for a few songs. We…

I heard about a burlesque type dancer named Roxi D'Lite doing a few shows on Friday and Saturday nights May 13th and 14th, so I made sure to catch her performance on the first night.…

I've reviewed this place before, so if you're looking for specifics about layout and how the club works geberally, refer to my earlier review or numerous other reviews that talk about that. Just wanted to…

Players is my go to SC when it comes to the best bang for your buck. You can't beat 3 dollar beers, and the food specials they run during the day shift. I got a…

Maybe I just picked a bad night to visit, but things were better a year ago. The $10 dances before 7pm were no longer official policy, though the DJ hinted that some dancers may…

Went and tried out a new girl, Makayla. She is a tall Brunette with large breasts, a great ass, and a beautiful smile. I got 30 minutes but probably only needed 15. But, I…

You know I have been going to Rhino a long time and met some great ladies in there .Even dated a few seriously . But this time visiting I tried the limo ( actually SUV…

Clover, Mya,, Dulce, Lily, Princess, Charlotte, Ebony, and young white girl I didn't have a chance to meet and a tall black girl I hadn't seen before either. I hadn't been to the club in…

I've been been going to all sorts of clubs for the past couple of years and this might be the biggest dump. It looks somewhat decent from the outside but once you get in and…

Came here for a bachelor party. Arrived before 9pm on a Saturday -- initially thought this was a silly idea, but the queue grew exponentially as the night went on. Excellent choice of dancers, though most…

I've been to the criket a couple of times and I like it over most clubs in the SE area. You park in there lot for free and pay a modest cover. The girls are…

This is as bad as Jon's hot spot. I checked it out on my way home from a union retreat. The girls are pretty bad looking, old and sloppy. I did get a couple of…

This is the club that I've been to the most. I have gone here on and off for 5 years and it's been mostly good. Don't go during the slow times, the girls are just…

My club of choice is vanity.But it's right next door so I decided too take a peak.1st off the small stage was kind off odd looking.But the good thing is my friend had a text…

I've been here 2 times and yes, everything you have heard about this place is true. The girls are mostly 4 or 5's but I've seen a 7 in there and got a dance. The…

Went and had a decent time. Good bar selection, 5 girls around the club/stage. It's a small place so that's plenty. Most of the girls are OK, but theres one or two perfect 10s.Customers from…

Non VIP: A no-contact full nude club. Attractive girls in a relaxed setting. $10 Table dance, $20 Lap Dance, 2 for 1 every hour, $85 15 min room, $165 30 min room. This is my…

i finally made it to this club after hearing about it from others in other nj clubs. i went on a friday morning, the day the club has its weekly leggs and eggs breakfast special.…

I made my yearly pilgrimage to Detroit. I had a few free hours and decided to head back as I was there a year ago. Valet was friendly and cover was $15.…

BSC remains a constant. This is unquestionably the best club in town for attractive dancers, in the classical sense. Nearly all of the dancers are in good shape, with very few in the "thick" category.…

On a road trip and stopped in Charlotte for one night. Thanks for the recommendation JS69. Arrived around 9pm on Saturday night. Pulled up to the club and was surprised that it looked so…

I hadn't been here for a while so I decided to stop by. The parking lot wasn't too crowded and in decent shape. Paid my $10 cover and sat down. Bartender came…

Rolled up around 7:30 on a Tuesday. This was a much smaller club than I was expecting, but as soon as I saw the quality of the girls on stage I forgot about everything else.…

Since it doesn't open until 3, it understandably is slow in the afternoon. I'm not a smoker so I don't want to be there when it's crowded, anyway. Fortunately there are always enough…

New to the stripclub scene. I've been to a couple before, but I felt my money lasted way longer here. Can't go wrong with free drinks(tip expected) and $20 nude lapdances. I visited on a…

It's been a while since I hit Choice, so I thought I would check it out on Saturday afternoon. Paid the cover and grabbed my bottle of water and found a seat.…

So , SOS having a New Owner and New Management has decided to get rid of many of the crackheads that use to work there. Now even the bartenders are pretty HOT such as Kristin…

FYI this is a review is by a girl that worked a few shifts. I'm not promoting myself or anything just wanted to leave a review. This place is easy to find from the highway and…

As others have said Rhonda's is pretty much a dive bar with a stage in the corner. It is also EXTREMELY hit or miss in the afternoons. Frequently the day girls don't feel…

Sat night 11pm and my associates say they have read nice review about Palomino. "We have been Rhino and Sapphire one million time!" he say, "They have a sexy full nude dancer, with full alcohols…

first time to Hi-Liter's and I really liked the place. I first took a seat at that bar so I could get a lay of the land. 2-1 drinks was nice but even…

I visited the Traffic Light recently, for the first time in nearly 25 years. This club has been around a long time. I used to go there regularly when I was in my early to…

there wasn't a listing for the club on SW Barbur, next to the Boom Boom Room. I was there a month ago on a Saturday morning. Walked in while a older dude was coming out…

It might hsve been too early in the day on a Monday, but the two ladies thst I have prebiouvly had good ruber-free times with (both in house and outside the club) were not there…

I tend to visit Ricks down the street maybe once a month. This time the Ricks parking lot had maybe 6 cars, which probably meant 3 dancers, so I decided to try "The Vu" down…

So I've been back a few times here. The quality of dancers and number of dancers varies. I have found that if you find a dancer you like become their regular and you'll know when…

Stop advertising nude lap dances when you have dancers every dancer tells you that Onyx Charlotte does not want you to even sit more than 30 seconds while doing a lap dance out on the…

I was in town with a layover at Washington Reagan airport staying overnight in a nearby hotel. It was a relatively short walk over. As is previously mentioned, it is a small club with an…

It was my first time at the Platinum Plus SC in Allentown and I wasn't disappointed. I went with a friend who ended up in the VIP section. As for myself, I had 3 dancers…

Out on a rare Wed night in the D, I stopped by Players to see if my favorite dancer was working. Arrived a little after 8PM and was not charged a cover. Sat…

Was back here on a business trip where a few colleagues decided to go. I've only been here once and I know this is a very expensive place. The girls were great looking…

It has been several years since my last visit to the Lodge, but I was back in town for a brief visit and had only about an hour to spare before catching a plan back…

Was walking by and decided to check out the club. it was almost 2 AM and the club closed at 3 AM. The cover was an astounding 26 bucks and you got nothing for it.…

Well this was the first strip I went to in vancouver, I started to head down there with a couple of my buddies so when we got there I thought it was on the ground…

Arrived to find the free parking was mostly full,but side street was radially available. Entering club there were 2 bouncers,one on each side,happily no admit and they waved me in.Bartender was quite slow to notice…

I have been to a couple of other clubs in the Chicago area, but this one is now my go to. We went for a friend going away party. We got there around 9:30pm, paid…

Was on the north side of town so decided to give Flashers a try. Was around 10pm on a weeknight. Paid $10? cover (don't actually recall, may have been 15) The club is pretty old and…

I was in San Diego on business and a bunch of associates who'd never been to T.J. convinced me to be their guide. We caravaned down to San Ysidro in two rental cars, parked…

This club is perhaps the one with the best location in Chicago. I usually catch a cab to get there. I believe they got valet parking but I have never tried it. I went on…

I went to check out old favorite of mine. I keep hoping things are going to change. One thing has and that is the smoking area. You are no longer allowed to smoke downstairs. I…

Visited Deja Vus during a business trip. The place is bigger than I expected as you can not tell from the outside the size of it. I visited on a Tuesday night and there was…

So my buddies and I had some time to kill before meeting up with the ladies at bachelor/bachelorette party. So we went into the club about 8pm to have some fun. Got my buddies and…

I worked here when it first open up. It was nice had an upscale vibe to it. Now let's fast forward 6 years later things have changed. More of a party spot. I assume dancer…