Barely Legal finding new ways to disappoint.

In the French Quarter on a Monday night, and I figured I'd hit a few of the clubs on Bourbon. No one was charging a cover, so easy to sample and i had a drink in every club. Based on past experiences, I didn't expect much from Barely Legal, and initially I was right. A couple of chubby, heavily tattooed dancers, not my style. I was about to kill my drunk and go when a very hot brunette came up behind me from nowhere and started rubbing on my arm. Things started looking up!. She was next on stage but said she would be back. She did three songs on stage, last one topless, that seems to be the formula for all the girls. Came back after, and after a bit of chitchat, I agreed to a 10 minute/$100 private dance. I asked her clearly what her boundaries were for touching and she said, anything but the kitty, which i was ok with. We go back, she feeds my 100 into a machine that then keeps time (which i hadn't seen before) and starts dancing. My hand start roaming and the next thing I see is a bouncer looming over us, telling me to keepy arms at my side. Pretty clear that with was setup, but i tried to enjoy the rest of the dance anyway. After it was over, i realized the bouncer sat in the chair behind us the whole time. Irritating. The girl tried to upsell me to VIP that started at 1k, where I could have "full contact" . But she refused to further define what full contact meant, and i wouldn't have believed anything she said to me at that point anyway (and nothing would have been worth a grand). So anyway, none of the New Orleans clubs are very good, but this place is especially bullshit.

My mixed drink was $13, lapdances $40 (that was pretty standard for all the clubs, except Ricks that was more for everything.)