Reviews

Seattle, WA. Friday night. Just came from SinRock. This club is downtown by the stadiums. A couple blocks from where the Seattle Mariniers play at T mobile park. There's a few other venues down this…

It was a chilly Wednesday night and was feeling like I wanted to try some Cuban. Decided to hit BT’s to see what’s on the menu. The parking lot was not packed by my surprise…

Renton, WA. Friday night. Renton ain't the best area in the Seattle metro but over here didn't seem that bad. Small lot but found a spot. Walk in, guy checks ID, pat down and $15…

Seattle, WA. Friday night. Heart of downtown, right across the way from Pike Place Market. Downtown has a lot of drug addicted, homeless headcases running around but 1st ave right here was packed with all…

Y'all better start putting some respect on The Doll House's name! This review takes place on a Monday evening at around 1700. The Layout: The front door leads directly into the club. There is no buffer. There…

I was in Tampa for business and wanted to kill some time in the long evening. Therefore, checked out the closest strip clubs and decided to give the PP a shot. Arrived at around 10pm…

Came to visit a favorite of mine for drinks and was thankful to not be charged admission (just 1 drink minimum). Wasn't drinking tonight so Red Bill it is ($6). Admission is typically $10 so…

I decided to come here on a Saturday evening, I paid $25 and found there was around 17 girls. When you go in this there are pool tables to your right. I went to the…

So I once went here often maybe 15 years ago when they had $10 grinders. Its in a difficult location off the freeways, but Beach Blvd moves well so not that bad.…

I saw ads for this club through Facebook and decided to stop in and give it a shot. The bar is about a 10 minute drive from Oz or Atlantis. It is located in a…

I rarely get to central Jersey but I was there on this day after finishing other business a bit early. The club is located on a street corner, and due to a traffic crash the…

If you want to see Naked Girls and enjoy some contact, this is the best place in South Carolina. Nothing in Columbia, Charleston or Greenville comes close. There is a nude club in…

Into I have been to Cabaret two on several occasions. The club leaves a decent amount to be desired, but I often stop there when I am driving away from club 205 headed back east. The…

The door is propped open, so you can see inside from the street. There is a large main stage in the center of the room and some small poles scattered around. There were no dancers…

Silk Exotic Madison is a chain of 4 clubs in WI, the other 3 are in the Milwaukee area. I've only been to one of those, but I prefer it for a number of reasons. Silk…

Cold afternoon and I needed a bite of food and some fun. BTs has valet parking (I9 or 10 dollars? but I never use it). The area around the club is…

I arrived at Syn at approximately 9 PM. As others have said, you can easily miss the turn as there are no signs that I could see identifying the club. I did however see some…

Went to baby dolls this past Saturday. When you walk in you go through the regular "front desk" area and than are greeted to a massive open two story club. Upstairs had tvs and more…

Have a favorite girl here and texted her that I was coming to town. We chatted a little over text, and the day of, management reached out inquiring if I needed transportation. I said yes…

Club: self park in safe lot, $15 cover, huge club with round stage in the middle with a couple poles. Bar on your right when you walk in. Free tables on the main floor…

Vivides is becoming my to go to strip club whenever I’m in Atlanta for business. Last Friday I decided to visit my favorite club I got there around 100 o’clock, funny thing is there were…

TLDR: Jasmine is a scamming cunt. Now the review. New ownership, same Mickeys. Walked in on a cold Wednesday around 615. No cover and no security. Thru the double doors into a big room that…

Went to the Lounge on a Sunday night around 7 or 8. Was pretty quiet, maybe 6 or 7 other patrons scattered around the rectangular bar. Which meant lots of tip parade traffic. I usually…

Friday night my girlfriend is out having a girls night with her friends and I couldn’t rally any of the guys to do anything so I decided to go do what I used to do…

Visited on a Thurs at 5 pm. Six dancers and maybe 10 customers. Two Black chicks a couple three Hispanics and a couple of white chicks. I won't go into the layout of…

Entered into the free, no valet nearly empty fenced in lot. Only one entry/exit right on Middlebelt. Parked close to the door as it was a very cold day. Smell of stale…

Entered into the free, no valet nearly empty fenced in lot. Only one entry/exit right on Middlebelt. Parked close to the door as it was a very cold day. Smell of stale…

Visited the blue moon on a bachelor party trip, so this review might be skewed in terms of favorability because we were having a blast that night. The place itself is a little, quaint building…

I was out in the burbs on that car lot strip along McLaughlin, on a freezing ass cold day, needing some caffeine, and remembered there was a bikini coffee stand out front of the Gold…

They post an opening time of 11, but they didn't open till atleast 12:30 to 1 on weekday. May be it changes on Fri / Sat to 11.30 or earlier? Next door had a casino…

Angel's is a club made for locals to the Kzoo area, its topless (not full nude) with free parking and an entry fee of usually $5 though can be higher for nights they host certain…

So I found myself in the area with money burning a hole in my pocket and time to kill after other plans fell through. The Pink Palace beckoned. It’s right on Rt. 130 and parking…

I've passed by Scarlett's for a long time and never actually thought to check the place out until this last weekend. Went to another club that turned out to be a bust and went looking…

Went with 4 buddies about 1:30 am. Guy checking id and collecting cover was very friendly ($16). Place was honestly packed for being so late on an average Saturday, the main stage seating was full…

After a long break, I hit Go Go Rama on a Saturday. Parking was a nightmare. $15 to get in. Place was a dark, packed rectangle. I stood for a while, taking it all in.…

This was my second trip to Cheetas. Overall, it was a great trip once again. I gave a lot of details in my first review of the cosmetics of the club, to recap nice…

Been going to GGR for years and the place hasn't changed much but it's a great spot for what a guy who likes dances needs. You pay $10 or $20 depending on if you have…

Was in Houston for a night after arriving from New Orleans following the Super Bowl. Searched TUSCL for the best clubs in Houston and The St. James was #1 and rated one of the…

Walked in about 10 AM, I was in town for business And chicas doesn’t get hot until early afternoon, so I figured I’d check this new club out. No cover , I don’t know if…

Okay, I'm a weirdo and my agenda at strip clubs, now that I have ED, is different from a lot of guys. There's no version of life where I'm going to have an orgasm…

I visited Divas Men's Club early in the afternoon on a Tuesday, granted probably not the optimal time or day to visit. The parking was free, but i think it was because the parking attendant…

This was my first SC experience, so take everything with a grain of salt. PLACE - Parking was easy and free. The outside is classy. The thug factor is a zero. The inside was classy and…

PLACE: Best spot in Sacramento area. Plenty of room, and they even serve food if you want it. On a Friday afternoon, girls are on the main stage and buzzing around the…

This is my favorite spot post pandemic. I've been here on various days since late 2022 when a fave of mine started there. I've only done nightshifts but weekdays are better than crowded weekends. More…

Back in the day, this was one of my favorite haunting grounds. I have not been here in over 10 years, I wasn’t even sure they were still open. I stopped by…

I went to Downtown Caberet hoping to see some hot girls . I was very disappointed. I entered and i love this club . Its probably the nicest atmosphere of any of the clubs…

The usual coffee shop cafe. Come in and buy a $7 drink. Tip as the girls refill and some will offer "table dances" like a 1 min topless dance ranging 5-15 depending on the girl. TVs all…

Ahhhh, Cowboys! Make no mistake, this is not a Miami or Atlanta or Vegas titty bar, with their glitz and glamor, but it is a solid mainstay for whenever you're in the area. First off, it's…

Saturday night was packed. After 11 the admission fee is $25. The place is 1 big room with 3 stages and a smaller stage not that far from a bar. The admission fee gets…

I visited this place a couple saturdays ago during the afternoon just to buy some time before I was supposed to meet some friends in Ft. Lauderdale. I actually stopped by Cheetah Pompano first and…

Scarlette’s in Ybor is my go-to strip club for several reasons. It’s centrally located right off the interstate, and the parking lot is large, well-lit, and monitored by security at the entrance. I’ve visited this…

I had been to the other seduction spa locations, so I thought I would give this a try. Impressions: While the Seduction main location has more white girls, this spot had more variety such as…

Went on a Wednesday a little before 7:00 with a friend before meeting a few others for dinner. Knowing we were only staying for one drink and recognizing it was between shifts, did not have…

Some places just feel like home, right? PC is certainly out in the middle of nowhere, but that can be a good thing. There's basically one row of parking along the main road. Door fee…

So I won’t put in the description of the club since it’s in every review. But prices are $25/35 for LDs topless and , and VIP prices start at $50 for 15 minutes and increase…

Even for a cover charge of $5, this was a disappointing time at a strip club. My wife and I went to pleasures at around 11pm on a Saturday. We had been to a strip club…

I have not written a review for the club in a while so adding details from few visits but mostly focused on latest. Club has been described many time but I will give short summary.…

I found myself in ABQ with some free time on my hands Monday afternoon. Strip club options in town are very limited, so a trip to TDs was my only option. I arrived about 1:00,…

Went for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Location of the club is in a safe area of downtown Calgary with a big parking lot out front and lots of street parking. You…

Ok so I arrived after leaving a broadway play. About 11. If you name the host who you know from prior visits there’s no cover. Mine is named Greg. After entrance and coat check they’ll…

10PM. Free parking. Decent sized lot. $10 entry. $5 required soft drink. There were about 4 Cubans. 2 BBLs. A short spinner with glasses. One BBL chick was fairer skinned with an hourglass shape. There was…

Stopping through Anchorage for the night and had nothing to do so I decided to swing by the Bush Co. at around 11:30 PM. It had been a while since my last visit. They now…

Went to the xsensual 82nd location a few times over the past couple of months. They have another location but the women I wanted to see were working here. It’s a little building with discreet…

This is my favorite club in vegas as it is a little less of a money grab than some of the others. Decent sized stage which i prefer to sit at so i can be…

I was back in town and decided to stop by this afternoon on Washington's birthday, and oh Georgie would be so proud of me! There were very few girls around 1pm but they started trickling…

Ive been here 4 times. This club is at the edge of a small town out in the middle of nowhere. I think its likely very safe. Parking is free and easy. Has a nice…

As reported before, the Valet is $10. you can park across the street on the east side for free and walk to the club. Inside if you come in after 7 PM, the entrance fee…

Visited on a recent weekday afternoon. Parking lot to the right was mostly filled, was worried it was too busy but it wasn't. $2 to the parking guy and I was in. There were…

I was a regular here for a while, but I took some time off. I had my go to that I visited a lot. Made the rookie mistake of visiting one too often and caught…

Arrived around 7:45 $10 cover. The building is a metal shed located off the main road there are two locked doors and a “window” to pay the cover charge. No wand or metal detector.…

Went on a Wednesday evening at 8pm but there were no girls there so I came back an hour later. I was the only guy there and then a sexy latina showed up. She stripped…

Located on a main street with on street parking and sometimes people will park in the Taco Bell parking lot next door although that seems kinda nerve wracking due to fear of it being towed. You…

I stopped in late on a Monday afternoon around 5:00 or so. The club is off the highway out in a sparsely populated area. Let me start by warning you to be careful…

I have never been to CL NJ before but a few other reviews caught my attention so with a little bit of spare time I opted to pop in and see what it was like.…

Decided to hit Showcase late Friday night. I paid the $30 cover and got a stamp and walked in. Still BYOB, you have to pay $5 for red solo cup and go to your car…

My friends and I come to Cheerleaders when its slower so its usually weekday nights (on non football nights) or Sunday afternoons (when the Eagles are away or after football season. Cheerleaders has undergone several upgrades…

Rachel's is a large club which i visited on a tuesday afternoon. there was a half dozen patrons and about 8 or 9 dancers. There is a large center stage with chairs, a good size…

A couple of weeks ago, I had my biannual trip to Vegas with my crew, and of course, we had to plan a strip club outing. I was responsible for picking the spot; so, I…

The Lansing Deja Vu, of all the Vus this one has always been the safest bet to have a good time. First off the layout. Walk in the door and their is a novelty shop…

I got to Vivide around 1PM. If you park in the back where the overflow lot is you can avoid the $10 parking fee. When I went in I got a cursory pat…

11ish. Just left Doll House. My friend had fun. I felt more like I needed a shower just stepping foot in that place haha. Sins is located in a busy intersection. Across from an Aldi. Free…

Layout: The entrance to park was a small alley type driveway just before the building so be careful not to miss it or you'll have to loop around with the road being one way. Once you…

I’ve been here a few times. Everyone knows what you’re there for. The club has been described to death, and nothing has changed, including from my previous review here, so illl leave that alone and…

Parked on Haverford St and walked a block to club, which is on a corner, just a short walk (less than half block) from Haverford. $10 cover paid to guy inside bar. They are sometimes…

I got to Pinups around 4PM. No charge to park. I went in and walked through a metal detector that I set off. I got a quick pat down from the guard at…

Has been quite a while since I have clubbed. Somehow found myself in the area of northeast and decided to just kill some time. Was not expecting much from the visit anyway. The location is…

Went to Sugars on a Saturday night around 9pm. Pretty busy but still seating was available. After entering, entered the club to the left. You are immediately facing the main stage with reserved seating to…

On a very recent weekend trip to Phoenix I made a point of stopping at a number of different clubs. Over the course of a Saturday and Sunday I made four stops. Bandaids was number two…

We (my wife and I) stopped by on a weekend afternoon. It was pretty slow; besides us there were maybe 2-3 others, who looked like regulars. There were 3-4 dancers who rotated through,…

Pulled up to an ordinary looking building in a slightly industrial area. It was daytime so everything was well lit. When you go in the door there is a bouncer collecting a $10 cover. Bar…

Mid winter, late week review. The club is in a residential area just outside of Moncton. A lot of locals hang out here, not many tourists in the area in the winter. Cover was…

Had a free weekend to blow and made a trip to the dirty south. But for me I knew this long 9 hour drive was gonna be worth it and boy was I right. I…

I'd been there maybe 10 minutes - 15 tops - when I was looking down past her ass at my hard dick pointed right at her quim. It was in one of the smallest rooms.…

Being new to the area I did some extensive research on which club I should attend. After studying up on the area I decided this place seemed good and reliable. So off I…

Again... sounds like a broken record but this place can vary widely in amount and quality of dancers. In the afternoon there is a very thin crowd of mongers (10-15) and most times…

With nothing to do on a Thursday night, I decided to go to Sensations for the first time in almost three years. Absolutely nothing has changed except some of the girls themselves, and even they…

After the football game last week, as everyone who cares about football headed to Broad St I decided to check out Risque (again) to see what was up. Got there, wasn't too busy, $10 cover. Large…

I visited Premier after a long time. This is not a strip club as stated before and is a pickup joint. Last time I went here was 8 or 9 years ago. It didnt feel…

Compared to most other strip clubs I've been to, Platinum Dollz is on the smaller side which initially made it feel weird, but the more I visit the more it grows on me. I visited this…

This was a total waste of money. Was met at door, after paying $10 cover and pat down, the be immediately greeted by a Cubanna that was a little thick and very aggressive. Introduced herself…