Reviews

I should preface this by saying that Chicas is as my favorite place. Between the performance of the dancers and the price of everything it is by far the best spot in Vegas. I will…

I went to the Creekside on a Friday night back in January. The club is in an industrial park with a large parking lot. The cover was $10. This is a huge club with a bar…

Visited early evening around 7 or 8. Place was pretty dead due to shift change. Big bar with lots of space. Small tvs around the bar area with a big screen in the corner. There…

First time here. Was driving from PVD (after a short stint at Desire) to NY, so figured I check Mynx out. I have had a good time at Mynx Hartford before, but this was the…

This was actually supposed to be the first review in the Calgary SCs owned by the same corporation and/or person, but I got stuck perfecting my Cathouse review despite Cathouse being the worst SC I've…

As I mentioned in a separate review, I was in Manhattan for 2 nights for work. The first night, I went to Rick's, but I made a mental note to return to that area the…

Alright, this review is gonna be fun to write despite the SC being really.... underwhelming - mainly because Cathouse Calgary is on a whole different level of lameness. I'm so sorry in advance to the ownership…

I want to like Onyx - really. And for it to succeed! But like Allure before it (and I hope NOT Syn after it), they keep dropping the ball on what matters, while sticking with…

I’ve gone to cheetah quite a few times solely because I can literally walk to it and have basically covered the entire experience of whatever there is. The moment you walk in there’s a metal…

I went into Porthole Pub in January on a Saturday afternoon. Their remodel was new bathrooms and they flipped the rectangular stage to parallel to one side of the square bar rather than pointing at…

Went to the Mint on Saturday night , arrived a little after 9 and they told me they were not open yet, and come back in 15 minutes. So came…

Back again on New Year’s Eve. Only this time it was on a Tuesday. I thought that it wouldn’t be a problem because it was a holiday. However, it was kind of dead. Not as…

This was a few weeks ago. Finally a nice sunny day in the 60s. Roads around the place are not the best but parking lot is much better than last visit. Parked along the fence…

Been coming to this club more lately due to my work and had couple of free passes. $6 admission during the day, $11 at night and $20 past 10pm I believe on the weekends. Came…

I went to the club at around 7pm on a Tuesday. Although it felt somewhat empty due to the large size of the club, there were actually a decent number of girls there- probably about…

Walked in on a Thursday evening around 9 pm and the place was dead. Pulled up to LDs to a pretty empty looking parking lot. Maybe I should have kept driving. The last few times…

This is for a review I believe the last Sat in 2024 so about six weeks ago. Most of the dancers stay here for awhile so they should all be working here still.…

Went here with a friend while in the city been a few years since I was last here but it looks mostly the same. When you come in the bar is along the right…

Rolled into Tattletales at 10:30 on a Saturday. Valet parking was $10, cover was $20. Staff at the door were super friendly. Tons of dancers in the place, and a lot of them were fine.…

First of two visits on Valentine's Day (second was RI Dolls). I have been twice before but maybe not since early-mid 2024. Saw the posts about new ownership and maybe more dancers and decided to…

My last review of the Millstream Inn was just before Thanksgiving. I have made three return trips since then - all on Fridays. A 4 hour nighttime visit, a quick pit stop during…

Was on my way back home from visiting Mickey's and knowing Brittany worked on Fridays, decided to also hit up RI Dolls to see that was going on. At 7pm the place seemed fairly busy…

I was visiting Philly on a Wednesday in January for business. I finally completed all my obligations with clients by 10pm (the client dinners tend to drag on for hours) and decided to head to…

Hello my mongering friends. I'm here tonight to review one of the newest listings here on TUSCL. I like to say thanks to FOUNDER for getting this gem listed. Now let's start the review. Guadalajara is…

Context: I was in Orlando for work. Professional hounds should know Orlando is a wasteland for mongering, so it’s a drive out to Cocoa Beach (CB) for some fun. I’ve never been impressed with the talent…

There was no cover at the time I arrived and club appeared mostly empty with just a few customers and girls working The main stage has a raised walkway and the girls start at the…

I arrived at OGD around 1:30pm on a Saturday. The layout believe it or not has slightly changed. The bathroom is still on the right as soon as you walk in. The club was dimly…

I was in the area and decided to make a stop at the 19th Hole on a Friday night around 8:30pm. The 19th Hole sits in a residential area, large parking lot, easy to…

The club has had a little bit of a exterior refresh and rebrand recently. The new name is The Northern Cabaret. Inside is still the same as my last vist and as described in others…

The place has only been open for a little over a year. The old Centerfolds Club is totally gone now, the building demolished and is now an open lot for additional parking. I went…

I arrived here around 10pm. There’s a big parking lot with spaces for about 40 cars. You can enter/exit the parking lot from either Route 35 or the side residential street. Admission cover charge is…

Decided to go check out this place on a Friday night. Arrived via subway and it was a very short walk. Got charged $25 of cover but didn't print out the free admission pass. It…

I arrived around 930pm and found parking down the block. There’s only residential parking here - no parking lot. Be careful to not park directly in front of the club since it’s a yellow zone…

I visited the Secret Lounge Thursday afternoon straight after work. One of the bartenders is a friend of mine and she invited me over to visit. The interior received a nice facelift since the Bobbi’s…

Day shift here is a disappointment no matter what day of the week; I think I've tried every day of the week and it's always at most 10 girls with only 1-2 of them even…

After hearing a lot about this place, I had my opportunity to stop by on my way back to NY from PHL. The spot itself is bright pink, and in between a couple car dealerships.…

I have reviewed this place once before, and, like all others who go here, they will tell you how much this place resembles your local neighborhood corner bar. Inconspicuous spot on the corner of a…

I normally love this club. This experience was different though :( The Venue: Bare Elegance normally stands out with its clean, well-designed layout, featuring a long bar, multiple stages, and both upstairs and downstairs private…

Haven’t been here in a while. After Covid, they limited the amount of nights that they were open. This place has been explained in detail by most ..it’s two stories. The top is sort…

Stopped by here as it was on the way home. Place is in the middle of a downtown area with street parking as far as I know. Dancere were all of Latina decent with plenty…

Another business trip to Vancouver so thought I would stop at the 5. Make sure you take an uber or taxi right to the door, it’s not in the best part of town. $5 cover…

Stopped in on Saturday night, white building that looks more like someone’s house with a very small parking lot and limited off street parking. Greeted by doorman, who checks your Id and collected the…

Recently in town for a conference. Had Thursday to myself so decided to check this place out. I’d heard a lot about the old Chicas but never got to experience it. The club is in…

Intro DG is a club that bills itself as “upscale” in comparison to close by competitors such as Toots, Scarletts, and Cheetah Hallendale. This place has runs where it can be very good in…

I'm over this place. I've tried a few times in the past year and it's frustrating. First off, I'm a solo travller, and tend to do these things on my own. I find that the girls…

I parked in the large, free lot just around the corner from the front entrance. It took a while to get in as I had to wait until the door bouncer returned to scan…

Building: the place is hidden in a residential area, and has a small parking lot. Often times I was getting the last parking spot, but you make be able to park on the down…

Jaguars had a somewhat fancier, "gentleman's club" feel than some of the other strip clubs I'd tried in Phoenix. The parking lot was large and well lit. There was a set of velvet ropes at…

Dayshift visit Ive been to this club once before and had an average experience not to bad so decided to come by sunday afternoon just to check things out. The club is small with the bar…

I arrived around 9PM. I gave the door lady a $20 for cover and a beer. As soon as I sat down, Cinnamon stopped by my table. She is from Scottsdale and has been dancing…

Stopped by 4 PM on a Thursday afternoon. The place was a little hard to find, as I couldn't see a sign -- I can understand as this is in a busy area. It is at…

Wednesday afternoon visit. Showed up at about 1:30 and the club was fairly empty - about 10 customers and an equal amount of dancers. Parking charge of $2 for self park - $5 or 10…

The club is in a slightly run-down area of BridgePort , don't seem to be sus , but definitely not the most of the safest of places . Need to exercise some caution at night…

Was stuck in Albany for a night for work and saw this was just about the only place even open. It's easy to miss driving by it, next to a dispensary, it's a small building with…

Went to Cheaters on Monday and it was a ghost town. I'm assuming because of the Super Bowl. But it has been pretty weak every time I've came the last few times. The $25 dollar…

Yippee ky yo ky yay y’all! Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s talk about Lust! I usually don’t focus too much on the facilities and the layout but I decided to go back to Lust and give it a…

Harry O's , along with Bishops Corner and Pleasant Moments (PM) are a triumvirate of clubs strewn along the I-95 corridor in Connecticut just north of the NY border. Harry O's is closest to NY…

This is my preferred strip club in Des Moines area. It is more of a laid back bar atmosphere with a pool table in the back so you can get the best of both…

I am glad that my work trips have been taking me here more often. We got in on Wednesday evening and my sales manager wanted to hit the casino. I am not normally…

I visited La Pearl and the Outer Space Club on a Sunday afternoon near the end of the NFL season. I arrived about 4 pm when there were three dancers standing around the bar…

Been awhile since I visited No.5. I went on a Monday for the noon 'Power Hour'. No cover and you seat yourself. I love going from 12 to 1pm because during this hour you get…

Same as it ever was. Pretty dead on a Thursday night even though the Rivers Casino was banging. Four dancers listed by the stage: Ivana, Phoenix, Amber, Pixie. Ivana - pretty young blond with light…

Been a while since I went to KOD. It’s a 30 minute drive in evenings from Minneapolis. Large parking area, brightly lit. It was a cold Friday evening, but the club looked pretty busy. $10…

I'll start this by saying my experience with this kinda environment is limited. Suffice to say it was my first time in. I had done a bit of research and knew a bit what to…

This place is a drive for me so I won't comment on that. Parking was pretty tight cause it's in a business park so keep that in mind. Downstairs bar and upstairs club. Dude patted…

Finally had a chance to stop in after work and wanted to have a couple of beers and unwind. Been a couple of years since my last visit. There was ample parking outside and…

I recently visited this modest little strip club tucked away on a residential street that I honestly wouldn’t have found had I not been specifically looking for it. The club is small, with its layout…

It is kind of hard to find, it is a small building on Speedway. It reminded me of those nondescript buildings in GTAV. When you walk in, you get patted down and pay the cover.…

I have gone here twice in the past few months. Not really worth making a special trip for. Someone marked it is far off the interstate. If you are coming on off on I-74 it…

It's not often that I've been to a strip club on a Saturday night, but I found myself in the area over a weekend and decided to give this place a try. I paid admission…

The vibe of this place has been covered many times. Big bar around a rectangular stage, with seats closer in. $20 to get in (check the instagram for deals) plus $7 for drink. Bar tenders…

This was my first time going to Vivide. Previously I had only been to TattleTales so the reviews from helped. I got there around 4:30pm and parked in the back as suggested by the others…

I visited Cadillac on a Thursday last month, probably got there around 10:30-11. Let’s start with the layout. There’s an oval shaped stage in the middle of the club where there usually two dancers at…

1. Price Please find the price below. I think it is a bit expensive. However, the rent price in DC is high. So, people may argue that this justifies the current price level. $11 per…

This is the club in my hometown. As a result, I don't visit it often. But once every few years I will pop in and see if anything has changed. Nothing ever…

I went on Wednesday night around 10. I'm not from Cleveland and took a cab after having dinner downtown. The area feels vaguely industrial because it's basically beneath some bridges. That said, it didn't feel…

Had some free time and felt I had to show chi-town some and made the 3hr trip to one of my favorite clubs. This is my first time going during the day and actually curious…

Another visit to PK. It’s in a pretty industrial area which is pretty dark at night, but felt fine driving in. Valet was $5 (think they will upcharge you if you want to park closer).…

Bogarts is Bogarts. The decor is shopworn. For some reason, they still have smoking, even thought they serve food. However, the food IS very good! The activity inside is normally worth a visit. $5 to enter. Beer…

Club is located off of a highway near a costco. Easy parking with their own lot. The club was big, clean and welcoming. There were 11-15 girls working. Mostly younger girls working (22-30) with a…

The entrance is interesting as it faces the opposite direct of the main road that its on. There are plenty of parking. Entering has someone to the right for the cover. I got there a…

I arrived to a parking lot with only three vehicles in it. The parking is located on the front, side, and back of the club. This is a very old and dated club. It has…

I stopped in at Boxxx on the way through on a work trip. Arrived shortly after noon and the friendly bartender sold me a cheap beer. The place as reported is a typical small town…

Visited the club risqué location off Columbus Blvd on a Thursday evening. There are 2 other locations in the area (northeast Philly & Bristol in Bucks County). Cover was $10 but got in free with…

Club is in a kinda sketchy neighborhood. So I wouldn’t take a nice car. Parking is a dirt lot with like 20 spots. Right Next to Palominos club if you’re familiar. Entrance was…

Ok so when I pulled up it was around 11:30 in the morning, I wanted to scope the place out because i’m new to the area. The parking lot was pretty packed for it to…

Exposé is the new name for what used to be Déjà Vu, now under new ownership. The club is still undergoing renovations, but after three visits—both on weekdays and weekends—I feel I’ve gotten a solid…

I’ve been visiting this club for years, but lately, the experience has gone downhill. One of the biggest issues is how difficult it is to actually get a dancer’s attention. Unless you’re a regular with…

Stopped through on a Sunday night when they were doing stripperoake. The event was tons of fun, it works like karaoke, you tell the DJ what song you want to sing, then you go on…

This is my 4th time at Vic's. It's a day bar, closes usually at 9 pm. Used to be closed on Sunday but they open sometimes. It's a random bar and feels like completely managed…

I arrived at the club around 10:00 PM on a Saturday night. There was ample parking, and no parking charge. The cover charge at the door was $15 after a quick ID scan. Upon entering the…

Friendly neighborhood bar in SE Portland. No ID check or cover charge when I entered in the late afternoon, but as the night goes on there are ID checks and maybe also cover charges on…

I was visiting Canada again and decided to stop by Allure. Well tbh, I had decided I was gonna go there before I my Canada trip was finalized lol. There’s plenty of parking and the…

Haven’t been here for over 2 years as pretty much most places are closed Sunday. Stop by to watch the big game while having some fun. Nothing much as changed outside wise with no parking…

Went in early afternoon for a quick drink and to check out the talent. Like others have mentioned it’s a small place with the bar right there when you walk in. Wait a second for…

I went to Vivid on a recent Friday night — it’s been described here before but you enter down a flight of stairs which opens up to a lounge area with a few tables, dancers…

Stopped by the pink palace on Friday after work. Parking was very easy in large lot attached to the club. Typical crowd and typical Friday dancers. Someone caught my eye who I have not seen…

Went to the pink palace last Thursday around 2pm. East access off of route 130. No cover in the afternoon. BYOB; purchased a water. Fantastic friendly bartender. Had the typical dollar parade. If you love…

Stopped by for a quick visit and to watch some hockey action at the bar. Residential neighborhood bar is on the corner. Long and narrow when you enter with the bar on your left. Couch…

Visited on a cold Sunday afternoon after landing at DFW. As soon as I sat down in the bar and ordered a drink, I was greeted by a thick Cuban girl, she wasn’t very pretty…