Reviews

Thursdays have been my go-to day and it usually works out well. Theres a decent selection of ladies and it’s not too crowded to where you can’t get a seat. The place itself is just like…

My latest adventure landed me at Chicas Locas on a Wednesday afternoon at 1pm. Driving up was pretty easy just off 59. There was a valet booth at the front of the club but there…

This was my 2nd visit to Red Room in as many days. On my first trip, I only popped my head on the way to an appointment since this was on my way and I…

This place is weird. The entrance of off some nondescript road with poor signage. If it wasn’t for the blue lights I would have missed it. The door looks like an emergency…

Went on a Friday afternoon, a little after they opened at 2. It started pretty quiet, a few guys around the bar while eating and drinking for a few minutes. Pretty soon a few girls…

Was in Vegas for a bachelor party. After golfing in morning we decided to check out Peppermint Rhino in the early afternoon to keep the fun going. But that didn’t happen. We…

Was insanely bored this past Monday night and didn't know what to do with myself. Since I had time and a free evening, I figured I'd go to this place since it was a short…

Went here twice on my last trip, in retrospect, my party and I agree that we should have started here and worked towards the city. Logistically, this is difficult since it is so close…

After reading multiple reviews, I decided to change things and skip going to Rhino in Van Nuys. As I pulled up, the parking situation was tricky on a busy day, and I did have to…

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon on way home from Toronto. The place was a bit bigger than I remembered. Hadn't been in a while and was busier last time I was there. Pretty big…

Cheetah Hallandale seems to be business as usual there. Probably 25 ladies - nearly all Cuban with poor English skills - during my 2-4pm visit. I had 2 Heinekens for $5 each and had their…

It had been a few months since I last visited XTC. I been going to Diva's, but since I it was only 4 pm, I said at least I will see naked girls dancing on…

Okay so I am not from here (just here on holiday) so I got an uber to the place (Tuesday) and was there around 6:30pm. The place was as dead as a corpse as no…

Went here on a Monday night with my wife. We were just looking to have a drink and possibly get a few dances. The bouncer was fine, told us there was no cover and that…

I was in the area and decided to stop in at lunch. I got there at 12:00 and then found out the dancers don't start until 12:30. I decided to have a couple beers and…

I had a Saturday afternoon available before a flight out of PHL and so I caught a LYFT over to Cheerleaders arriving about 2:30 pm. As others have written before, it’s quite a nice…

Tootsies is one of my favorite club because quite frankly it’s one of the largest, exotic clubs you can go to in our country. It has everything you want from big screens, large VIP rooms,…

Goldfingers is quite known and one of the three main clubs in Prague City Center (Hot Peppers and Darlings being the others). It’s situated right on the main square and is in the basement of…

For those familiar with club basics and layout, skip down to THE VISIT 1 Franklin Square is the address. Got there around 6:30 so there was no cover charge yet. That's usually $10 I believe after…

Wyoming, cowboy signage everywhere on the interstate, highways and back roads, Bare Back Saloon? Not so much Cowboy. It needs some gawd damn Cowboy! Ok it's friggin Wyoming peeps, don't run from Cowboy and…

Despite my best efforts over the past few years, I was never able to get back to Baby Dolls Dallas until Veteran's Day, a little after noon. It was almost exactly as I remembered it.…

I stopped in about 7pm on a Wednesday night. There were probably less than 6 ladies in the club at that time. I was there for a couple of hours and there was…

I called to get a free limo ride, but the gal answering the phone said it would be about an hour before someone would be able to pick me up. She mentioned if you don't…

Stopped in at "Chi Chi's Cabaret" (the new name) for some "T & A" (pun intended) and had a great time. Dance prices are sill the same at $10/floor, or $25/VIP with a $25 entry…

Basics: $10 cover on a Monday night around 11 $9 pint of Blue Moon $40 bikini dances I was in the unusual position of finding myself in the South Bay. Unfortunately I couldn't explore the Vietnamese coffee houses as…

So this was my second visit to BSC. Just like before you enter pay the cover which i believe was 7$ on a Sunday night. She gives you a ticket which you immediately hand off…

Rewriting with more details Hands down best club in Austin area. It’s in industrial area. Didn’t feel safe to park on street. As I went early evening around 6-7, paid $5 for parking alongside the…

This place has been on my radar for a minute. I don’t get to the East Coast as often as I used to - but found myself with a free week and the opportunity to…

As reported many times beforehand. Vallet is $10.00 I gave $5.00 tip. Walk in hostess is on the right side next to the DJ booth. Bar is on the far right side of the bar. Main…

So I went to Colorado on a Monday afternoon, so I understand it’s not the most popping time but the experience was a bit lackluster. From the beginning, there’s ample parking in the back but…

Okay, first mistake was listening to the Uber driver. Came here off his recommendation with a buddy (should have gone straight back to the hotel after dinner). Thursday night (10Pish), cover was $20…

Went on a Tuesday afternoon since I was driving through the area. As always, free parking. No cover was charged. Hit the head, which was clean and headed to the bar.…

Played hookey from work and decided to stop in on Friday around 2:00 pm. Upon entering there was the normal old dude sitting right by the door with a couple of strippers by him.…

I went to Stars Cabaret on a Thursday evening around 18:10. The strip club shares the same building as an adult gift store and has a very large parking lot. I was not assessed a…

I just found out about this app. I went on a Saturday a few months ago. Quick rundown of the pricing at this club: Dances are $30 for a no-touch dance (girls can touch…

I went to Las Gatas Gentlemen’s Club at 22:00 on a Monday night. There was no cover charge. Las Gatas seems to be a Hispanic strip club. I was the only non-Hispanic inside. The music…

I was in the area visiting the Washington Park staples, Hustler and Scarlett’s, but they didn’t have anything going on. So I was heading up to the interstate when I saw the parking lot at…

Stopped in on a Thursday evening around 10pm. 4 girls dancing. Paid a 5 dollar cover and went to the bar. Maybe about 10 other people in the club. I noticed one girl talking with…

This place after pandemic is now open starting 5pm, free until 7 or 8 (I can't remember which) So 5pm -7pm feels like the new noon (pre-pandemic) not many dancers, but if you find one…

stopped by doubles last thursday. the building is right on 611 next to the ford dealership. if you’ve never been you could pass if you’re driving to fast. plenty of parking around the building. typically…

Passing through El Paso and decided to go to a club for the night. First went to Bucks but the guy told me I wasn't dressed up enough for there (I had on a…

Unfortunately not much to report here other than the strip clubs along Scottsdale Rd being pretty low quality compared to what Phoenix has to offer. Bones might be better than Dream Palace but that really…

Sunday around 10 pm Parking lot nice and lit half full. I walk in and went through metal detector with a scan of my license. Cover was $10. Long bar immediately to the right with about 3…

This review is from my visit in October on a Saturday. I had missed out on going here after visiting the other Minneapolis area clubs - DTC, KOD and Dreamgirls multiple times, so was looking…

Okay, so this is my first review of a Californian club which will differ substantially from my reviews of clubs in Florida. For context: I am from Australia, Where strip clubs are generally terrible as…

The Fox Club is the only strip club for miles and miles and miles. And they seem to know that fact all too well. This night I was determined to have a good time and…

I was going to LA and decided to stop at few of the clubs in the Anaheim and Santa Ana area. This was weekday afternoon so experiences might differ. After an extremely expensive and low…

Story Time: New to the club scene and not a fan of them in general but was away for the weekend and wanted to relax after a long work week and travel. Cleaned up and…

Sapphire is still a top notch space compared to most other places. It has the glitz and glamour you expect from a Vegas club. Went on a Saturday night around 11. I always buy a…

I have been visiting here a lot lately because I can't find anything better to do in SLC. I have been to all the clubs around this town and believe this is currently the best…

I’ve never hit up a club in Illinois personally but figured that after a long weekend of work (I sometimes have to take long roadtrips on the weekend) and a hellish month of events in…

I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon recently. The physical plant wasn’t too bad - the parking lot is a little tatty, but inside is pretty nice. There’s a stage directly in front of you…

Basics: Conveniently located off NJ 35 next to a Pizza place and a liquor store but this is a no alcohol place. Enter on weekends is 20 bucks and $7 for a soda/water, on weekdays you…

Did my quarterly visit to the pink lounge to see if things have changed at all. Not to anyone's surprise somethings don't change for both good and for bad. So here are the details. Same…

This is a composite of several visits. The club is fairly easy to find and parking is generally not an issue. If the lot does fill up, it's pretty easy to park in…

I went there on a Sunday afternoon, they had all the NFL games on, plenty of TVs in there. The club bought at least 6 pizzas for everyone to enjoy. I think they…

Was in Chicago for business and decided to check out this place based on recent reviews. This place appears new and is wedged in between two other clubs. It was a Wed. night,…

Drove up to Silver Cricket and the parking lot seem to have a decent amount of cars in the lot. Walked into the door and it took a bit for the eyes to…

I think BT may number my favorite club now. After feeling ripped off my first time here a year ago, I may have not given it a proper chance. Or may I was just lucky…

Came here a couple of times around shift turnover from day to night. Usually, this is a good time to show up, no cover, not crowded, and if early enough, more than enough girls…

Lets try this again, with more detail....Wife and I spent an evening with a dancer that went by Bree. It was our first time and she made sure we were comfortable and had a good…

I returned to Las Vegas after being away for some years. I used to enjoy walking to this spot from the strip casinos, when it was Olympic Garden. Quiet Friday afternoon. The guy at the…

Friday is my favorite day at HK. Seems like all the Flacas (spinners) work that day. My last several trips to HK at night have been disappointing with the $7 drinks, $11 fichas and $150…

Came here on a Sunday night parked at lot next door and paid $25 cover. Have to check your cellphone at this club. Walk through and main stage to the right in front of dj…

Layout has been covered lots of times but basically, parking is free with a pretty large lot. You go in on east side of building, near the north end, through a small hallway and…

Just returned from a successful biz trip and needed to unload so dropped by Kittens. Got there around 5 and lot was almost full. Paid $11 entry and ordered a fake beer then entered…

Note: I’m a novice to this scene and only been to a few clubs in my life, but I can say that I had a really fun time at 2001 odyssey. I spent more money…

Stopped by on a Friday night, there were about 20-30 girls working with a pretty good variety of body type and race but most were on the petite scale. Sat down by the stage got…

I mostly hit up South Florida and other metro clubs, but after seeing all the sundresses on King St, I had an itch to scratch and hoped Cheetah would come through. Cheetah opens later than most…

After getting a massage close by there is nothing better than going to a café with hot girls'. Sit down and get a drink and enjoy the show 12 dollars gets you a smoothie…

went Sunday around 1 pm to watch football. Bar is on Rte 46 but not a busy area. Feels safe. Parking lot holds around 20 spaces. Owner always parks in the street. Not crowded when…

This seems to be my regular place now for a bit of relaxing on a Wednesday afternoon. Same set-up as has been described numerous times: pat down out front, $15 to get inside,…

I made another afternoon visit here the Wednesday before Halloween to check out the action. Had considered trying the new "Follies day shift" location on Cheshire Bridge but decided against it since time was…

Clancy's is diamond in the rough. If you were walking outside, you would have no idea a gentlemen's club is in the neighborhood. It is attached to a liquor store and there is…

I go exclusively during the afternoon shift, and most often on Monday or Tuesday because the line-up is usually quite good. Arrived at 12:30 the first Monday of this month, entered to find, as…

After years of going to Palomino, I had never been to Chicas. We actually tried going to Palomino this night, but even with transporting ourselves, they still wanted $50 a head. Luckily for…

I visited SLC for a conference for few days. I come there after dinner around 9pm. There is no ID check or anything, the lady just ask to see my bag, because I was bringing…

First time here. I didn't know it was BYOB till I got there but I needed to hydrate so just had water anyway. Cover was $20 which is awfully pricey comparatively. Plus there was an…

Normally a Saturday afternoon patron, but had the opportunity and thought I'd see how weekday afternoons fared in comparison. First, it's good place. Nice people, attentive bar staff, friendly ladies, and the music is not…

This review is a cumulative review for over last few months. Most recent visit was on Friday afternoon and I stayed till about 9 pm. Club: 2 levels, weekdays only downstairs is open but on…

I haven’t been in Portland since before the pandemic and Rouge was on my list for years but I had never visited. I found myself in Downtown Portland this Veterans holiday weekend and Rouge was…

I landed in Philly on a Monday night to get settled before a Tuesday of meetings. Grabbed a quick dinner and then headed to Delilah's around 10pm. I've been to this club a few times…

I got there after 10 pm. used my one gc app to get in for $5 and went to sit down waiting for the waitress to get my drink order. she never came by so…

Before I give my review , small background story to build your context . I used to live in New England and used to previously frequent clubs like Desire and Foxy Lady , the gold…

Went to XTC for the first time on a Monday night. In a secluded area. Parked on the side of the building. Parking was free. $20 to enter. Went inside and it was completely dead.…

It has been awhile since I have made it out east to the palace as it is about 1.15 hours from my hours. I was bored last Friday so decided to head out. I knew…

The bar is located on US 41. I stopped by on a Thursday afternoon about 1pm. You enter the bar and the stage is in the center of the room, the bar runs down…

I was here last Thursday afternoon at approximately 4pm. The place was fairly easy to find as it’s right off the main road. Parking was at front (it was kind of limited , IDK if…

Met a friend from out of town and only had a Friday to meet up (this was maybe 3 or 4 Fridays ago so I apologize but I've been busy). He had other…

This is a repeat visit to Rio after several years. The club is located off the freeway in a somewhat questionable area of LA. The parking is enclosed and I didn’t…

Arrived around 4 PM today (Monday). $5 to park in a mostly empty lot and $10 cover. $5 Beer. Dances are $10 and the VIP room fee is $60. I was there 45 minutes and…

Ok, yes, I just reviewed CB yesterday, but it was fun enough that I snuck in another stop on my way out of town. I wasn’t going to re-review right away until I met…

Basics: Free parking, $10 entry during the afternoon. No bathroom troll. Almost exclusively blue collar. All Cubanas, all day. It's been awhile since I've visited. Have to say I…

San Diego, CA. Friday night. Only club in SD I haven't been to yet and wanted to visit. Safe area in San Diego. Amazing city btw. Right off 163. Friendly black dude at the front,…

This review has three important updates over recent ones. First, I was told by a dancer that management has taken care of the song clippings, and that songs are back to a good length. I…

Teasers was having it’s 24th Anniversary party the Saturday before last and I decided to make a visit since it was free admission before 8pm and Durham is only about 15 minutes farther from me…

I've reviewed the Cheetah previously and declared it one of my favorites. But I've moved to Central Florida and haven't been there in a year so I thought it might be worth a recent review.…

At the time of this writing, Boardroom's all the way up to #4 on the TUSCL top 40 with nearby Desire being the only USA club ahead of it. There is no doubt that…

On my last visit I discovered Renee, see previous review. Found myself in AJ around 3p on a Friday and decided to see if she was working. However first things first. Nothing…

I went to Sapphire's alone early on a Friday evening. It's been several years since I frequented this place (pre-Covid) so I was curious how it might have changed. Unfortunately, the main…