Reviews

Ample parking and no cover which is a nice start. Bar has a cheers kinda feel to it. Both the owner and the bartender were very friendly. A lot of the customers…

I decided to do some barhopping today. First stop: Goldfinger. Sunday, early afternoon, there are about 12 patrons and 4 dancers. I would rate the ladies from 3 to 6 (from 1 to 10). A…

Went to Rick's on Saturday because they had a feature entertainer advertised. Michelle Lynn specifically. I looked her up, and it seems like she's a professional/touring stripper, as opposed to a porn star who travels…

Made a visit to the Bristol Club Risque location Thursday, arriving about noon, and stayed for about a hour and a half. I bounce around the Philly and Jersey clubs about once a week. Bristol…

I decided to check out the Red Rose on what I knew to generally be a slow "strip club" night in Florida's Panhandle. The club opens at 8:00 PM, but generally doesn't have dancer's working…

This club has clearly fallen on hard times, not what it was when I 1st visted 10 years ago. They've lost their liquor licence, so it's just soda/water/redbull. Free ample parking.…

Swung in on a Sunday around 7pm while driving through the area. Not in the greatest area, and you're parking your car out on the street. The girls are all hispanic and so…

I’ve tried Johnny A’s about three times in the last year, so combining all of my visits into one review. My visits were all on Saturdays, either early or late afternoon, and I was never…

Growing up in Philadelphia, Lou Turks was a legend. As teenagers we wanted to go there because it was the only strip club we'd heard about. I moved from Philly as a young adult and…

The Venue: I have to be honest, the venue was very underwhelming. This was my first time clubbing in San Francisco, so maybe I'm just not used to it. Long single stage, two rows of…

Place is in a small shopping center next to Taco Bell. Admission is $15 dayshift, $20 nightshift. If I remember correctly I had to pay an extra $8 for a drink inside. One drink minimum.…

Visited Emerald City at about 8 PM on a Tuesday. It's a nude club, with no alcohol, but right next door there's a full bar where the dancers will hang out in shorts and tight…

Started out late afternoon mongering and was met with an open door and no cover on a Saturday around 4pm. Beers were $6/each. Bartenders and management all were welcoming and friendly. Nice place to…

Portland, OR. Buckman district. I parked on the street. Urban gets a little weird. I saw a lady have a "sword fight" with some dude with rainbow umbrellas in the middle of the night. Fucking…

Medford, OR. Thursday night. Downtown Medford. Seems alright to me. Street parking found some right out front. Walk in, girl at the desk. Cover is $5. Walk in. To your left is the bar, everyone…

Astoria, OR. Friday night. They actually filmed the Goonies here in Astoria. I asked some of the dancers to do the truffle shuffle and they didn't know what the hell I was talking about. Fun…

I decided, on a whim, to check out Club Paradise on a recent Saturday night. This club has been on a sharp decline since it's 2000s heyday, and it perfectly fits the bill of a…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. I parked behind this joint, no lot only street parking. Walk in, guy checks ID, and gives you the run down. Not a big club, typical…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking around back. Area seems ok. In between Devil's and Hawthorne which I would also hit. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Guy sitting in a chair, show him ID in you…

Coos Bay, OR. Thursday night. Coastal Oregon. Area is fine, cool town. Raining of course. Just north of here is Dune City where the creator of the film Dune got his inspiration for that movie.…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Plenty of parking on the side and in back of this club. Walk in, guy sitting at the front, cover was $5 I think. From here, Lap dance booths with curtains…

Due for a stop at Loco and with the holidays past it. I finally had a chance. The club is located in a business/industrial area and has plenty of free parking. It seems safe enough,…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Parking on the street. Neighborhood is pretty industrial around here, doesn't seem that bad to me. Walk in, no nothing just basically empty bar. I counted a three strippers. Three customers.…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Right by the airport. Parked around back. Entrance is also in back. Walk in. Younger dude at the front, ID check and pat down. Layout, bar dead ahead. Some slot machines…

Popped in during midafternoon. Was struck by how dark the interior of the club was compared to the outside and even lobby area; took me a minute for my eyes to adjust. During that time,…

Wrote a review, but it got rejected. Must be Minnow operating the show. Anyway went on Thursday as I heard Monse was back. I arrived and paid my 21 dollars just to…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Industrial part of town. Seems ok a few homeless in the area. Parked across the street, walk on in, no cover, no nothing. Video slot machines, most being utilized. The club…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. Northwest part of town. Plenty parking up on a hill. Walk in, lady asks if I've been, no I say and gives me the rundown. I ask for singles and I…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Last stop of the night. Neighborhood seems alright. Right off Powell blvd and right before you go over the Ross Island bridge. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Big…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Area seems alright, parking in the lot or the street outside. Guy out front checks ID. Walk in. Sort of like cheers bar type enviornment. The bar is right as you…

Went to the Mint on a Friday night , the cover was $20.00 . I asked why the cover had increased , and she said it's $20 on Thurs , Fri , Sat and $10.00…

I've been meaning to stop at the DWNR for a while and today my schedule finally allowed it. We all know the layout by now so I'll spare that. Got there just before 10pm. $20 cover…

Portland, OR. Friday night. Just came from Columbia strip. Industrial area. Plenty of parking. Walk in, pay $5 to the guy at the front. Small stage on the left side, and the bar and video…

Portland, OR. Friday night. East side of the Willamette river. Parking on street only. Area seemed arlight but urban Portland, a lot of whackadoodles running around. Walk in, cool hispanic dude at the front. ID…

For you Mons Vets (long time club goers) there's been some changes. First, NEW MANAGEMENT/ OWNERSHIP. Gone are long time Mons staff, replaced by 2001 staffers from across the street. This occurred only in the…

I pulled up here at 2:15. Parking was 5 bucks. Entrance was 10 bucks. Lot is crappy and the pat down was also crappy. There was plenty of parking on Saturday. Bad sign. The layout is…

I pulled up here around 4:40. Wasn’t charged to park on the gravel area. The lot is back to being messed up so I wouldn’t have paid to park there if that’s what they…

I have visited this place few times evening and nights over last year. There is generally set of 4-5 girls who want to sit in a corner and chat amongst themselves. You can go…

Although I haven't always had a great experience, I do enjoy going to Club Desire, and try to drop in when I am passing through Rhode Island. Most of the time, I am traveling…

a bit overdue from the holidays. I flew in a Thursday and hit the club right away so I am guessing it was 1:30ish Free parking Free entry $5 tip for the doorman to find me a seat (there…

Visited Wed around 4pm Place: Other reviews describe the place, so this is short. Plenty of parking. Inside is small and comfortable with one stage, small tables, a bar with stools, and a few VIP…

It’s been a few years since I had been to this spot but decided to check it out with a few friends while in town. We went here after 3am and there was still about…

The club is pretty large, with the bar, DJ, and VIP entrance on your right as you enter and the main floor on your left. There are two stages: a large, protruding main stage and…

It was the second Saturday in December about nine thirty when I rolled in. After a quick wand down, I pay my $20 entrance fee and walk inside. Layout has been explained many times before. A…

Finished my sales meeting, had time to kill, and thought I'd give PAS a shot. I walked in about 4:00 in the afternoon, I walked in with no cover and straight ahead to the…

There are only two clubs in NH, and the other is up near Canada. The recent price hikes makes this one of the most expensive clubs in New England. Between the prices and the…

Hadn't been to this place in a long while. The layout was still the same, bar on the far wall the entire length of the club. A stage up front, a bunch of…

Pretty dead for a Saturday, though I wasn't there super late. It's 25 to get in. 20 to go upstairs and 30 per dance. There isn't private booths when getting a dance. It's all open…

Made a stop into Mario’s on a Sunday in early November on my way back from CT. Unfortunately I missed the cutoff time for free admission, which I think is 7pm, so I had to…

Devil's is a place that I am very comfortable with. I've been there a few times and know a few of the dancers. Some from when they were the bartender. Cover is $30, single dances…

New to the area, I decided I would look around the local scene and see what Jax has to offer. After reading reviews, this place seemed reasonable. I'm from Atlanta so I have…

I have gone to Shade probably every day of the week, it was very packed on Friday nights and Saturday nights which is standard. Tons of girls, mainly average, white, blonde chicks, I think one…

Was in Eugene for a day and thought of giving this establishment a visit. The club is located behind a paint store and off the main road. The club is nicely set up and clean, its…

So post-holiday adventures had me over on the Jersey side of the river, and that led me to see what, if anything, I've been missing at the Geriatric Jack Shack in the years since ive…

After a long holiday break, i felt the urge/need to release some pent up holiday stress. For me, the P almost always delivers. So off I go, arrived at the club late afternoon, parking lot…

Thwe club has not changed over the years. Sits on a corner lot and is a werid shape from the outside. when you enter the guy who takes a cover (no daytime cover) and where you pay…

This visit was a couple of weeks ago. Didn’t have time to write this up due to the holidays and stuff. Club is a non-descript building that is easy to miss if you aren’t looking.…

forgot to write this review but I went in on a Saturday afternoon to end my 2024 right. I’d heard a lot of good things about Madison since she started working there, so I thought…

First time visiting this club, after sampling some others in Greater Portland. Shocked by the reasonable prices. $40 for a 3-song topless lap dance in a cozy little curtained-off room. One-way touch only, per a…

Thursday after Christmas in New York. The museums didn't take that much time to explore and I wondered where to go before dinner with friends. So here I am. I almost miss the place probably…

Visited on a Monday night a few weeks ago, in town on business and had some time to kill before a massage appointment. Thought I’d sample the local talent at the club as a warm…

This is a coffee shop specializing in very overpriced and very awful Vietnamese cuisine. The overprice is because the food and beverage you order is the only way the management makes money. There's…

Was in Toronto on business and stumbled upon the Massage scene. I’m usually a strip club guy but researched things and felt this place would be well worth the stop. I looked a few days…

This review covers several Fridays from 1:30 to 5 pm. No cover but there is a 2 drink minimum. I love the doorman, Ingram (its on a patch on his uniform, so anyone can find…

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been in this west side dive. But had to be in the area anyway so I thought I would give Centerfolds a try. This is one of Houston’s…

Dames and games isn't what it once was, but no fault of their own. Sensations was my go to back in the day. Your money went aling way, and although there wasn't private dances the…

Place: The venue is clean, well-organized, and far less chaotic than some other clubs I’ve visited. There’s no DJ, and the music is played at a mild volume, which I really appreciate—it creates a more relaxed…

Did enough research and selected allure to try first during Toronto visit last week ! Since I have time only at 8-10 am, I was ready to call them at 9 sharp. Receptionist immediately responded with…

Got there about 6pm and seemed like it was in middle of shift change. You have to go thru a metal detector but there was nobody standing by it so I just walked through.…

I went in on a Friday early in December hoping to see if one of my favorite dancers would be there. She often works on Fridays. Knowing she usually arrives later in the afternoon I…

Walked in and bar looked full, hard to tell with eyes adjusting, so walked around and found a seat next to wall and bar. Came to bar and ordered a beer $5. While I was…

Went on New Year's Day, didn't have anything else to do. For some reason I used the valet ($10) but should have parked on the street. Even though it was evening I didn't…

Happy New Year All This might be a little outdated since I visited this place for a friend's bachelor party back in August but I guess it's still worth the review. As I mentioned the occasion…

i've been coming here for years...place has its good times and its lulls... the place used to be a lot of fun during the day but it hasnt been in years... there…

In town for a week and on the hunt for black stripclubs. If you google around for info, you may come across photos of when this place was a white club, but those are…

Stopped in at Carl's after an event in the area. Got there around 8pm and the parking lot was crowded. As an FYI they do charge a cover on weekends, it's usually $5 or $10.…

Went on a Thursday evening at 8:30 PM or so. First of all the place has been described as tiny, but small would be a better answer. Physical club was nice enough. It’s a long narrow…

Made a late night stop here after some drinks and was surprised to see how it slow it was given it was my first time visiting this late and mid week. I barely saw any…

I really don't know what happened. Tangos has been a go-to for many years and I went a couple months ago and it was the same. But recently, went with buddies and it was like…

I returned to Hidden Gem after a few months since my last visit. Prices are unchanged. $25/4 min, topless or $100 for 15 min, topless. Prices are a little higher for full nude and there…

Beaverton, OR. Saturday night. Beaverton ain't a bad town, area seems fine. I've heard bad stuff about this place but it wasn't that bad to me, seemed pretty nice inside maybe it gets ghetto later…

Gervais, OR. Saturday night. Just came from the Sugar Shack. I guess just missed Sinclair at this spot, but I read his review and I have the exact same conclusions. Anyway it's not far off…

Salem, OR. Saturday night. Pretty early on. Area seems fine to me, park around back. Walk in through the front. No cover, no nothing, just walk in. Layout is bar on the left, further left…

Linda, CA. Sunday night. Area seems alright pull up there's a bar right here in front. You want to go around on the left side of the building for entrance into City Limits. Walk in,…

I arrived at 1PM and navigated the rough paving and frequent chasms in the parking lot. After reading the sign on the door prohibiting club cuts and colors, I adjusted (downwards) my expectations of…

Went there New Year's after hearing about the new management, BYOB, and more contact available. The floor plan is the same as before: Tables w/ 2-3 chairs facing a theatre…

I was down visiting Clearwater/Tamoa area for the weekend. So we decided to stop by Atlantis for a night of fun with a friend of mine. The club is located right off the highway and…

Walked in at 145pm. No one at the door so I walked over to the bar but it took me 10 seconds for my eyes to adjust. It is dark inside but after my eyes…

Was my first time going to a strip club. I chose Chicas Locas because it was close by and I'm into latinas. The place isn't in the best area and has signs saying stuff like…

Went to Blaze early in the afternoon, roughly 12:30. I hadn't been there in a while and I knew I was early but figured I'd check it out. Overall had a good time for a…

Candyland is nice club. Not my favorite but nice. This club is downtown, so parking was an adventure. After circling the block, my friend found a spot in a nearby parking garage. After we…

What an experience!! I have been here a few times in the last couple months and it gets better every time. I was buzzed in and sat down. 4 lovely ladies came in and introduced themselves. Jojo,…

Walked into an empty place and was still charged a $10 cover fee. Only four girls were working that night. Visually they were pretty good but three of the four girls sounded like they've been…

I went back to BT's this last Thursday night, just a couple days after Christmas, around midnight. Parked out on the street like usual to avoid valet and made the cold 60 second walk to…

I made a return visit to Flight club because I wanted to check out the day shift. I paid the 8 dollar valet but there was no cover. Drinks are kind of spendy at 12…

I recently visited Sapphire in NYC, eager to experience a different kind of nightlife in the city. Having already been to Rick’s a few times, I thought it was time to try a new venue.…

Was here last Thursday haven’t been in a while . The place hasn’t changed much except for the Dominican non English speaking dancers which most of them are very hot but not very approachable they…

First off, G-Spot has been a familiar hangout of mine for about a year now and I'd have to say it's quickly becoming my go to spot whenever I'm out toward Akron. Baring that in…

Came in on Tuesday night. 4 women working and a $10 cover. No alcohol on New Year's Eve because the club lost its liquor license. 2 of the…

Dropped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 1:30. Required valet of $8 and no cover. Not a big crowd only about 10-15 customers with about a dozen strippers.…