Reviews

Actually went 2 times in 2 weeks first time was great, second was a waste of time and money. The problem is they have 1 or 2 amazing dancers and 5 or 6…

Once again stopped here after a yearly event with some of the guys. They were once again prepared for a larger group and had a full staff working. Quality of the girls working was decent…

The Nuden is spacious club featuring one of the biggest projections TV of any bar in the Ottawa region. The club even shows pay per view UFC event if you are interesting in mixing sport…

Most of the dancers who were working this Monday night were young, pretty, and in exceptional shape. However, I did not get to meet any of them. Right after I sat down at one of…

Instructions for each review is "why they should or shouldn't visit." Ok, quite simply they shouldn't. As has been reported in several reviews and the local media, the Harem had one incident with local…

My buddies from out of town decided to throw me a last minute bachelor party the night before my wedding. We got there at around 1AM on Saturday night. The girls, for the…

Continuing my Midwest tour as a part of working, I was in Des Moines, Iowa on a Monday night. That called for a visit to Beach Girls to take advantage of the two dances…

Last time I was at the Playhouse, the outside of the building was yellow. It's now pink. It's a new coat of paint, but that's about it. Well, there were some new to me dancers,…

The Lodge is Dallas's premier upscale strip club. And by upscale I mean the club itself is a first class managed club. But while the club management is still excellent, this Friday afternoon visit was…

This place is amazing. They have by far the hottest girls in the area. (Not saying much because it is Mobile but still). It was my second time in here. It is 20$ to…

Took my ex-stripper girlfriend here and had a great time. Started off with upgrading to the upstairs VIP section. Took a bit for a few of the girls to come around, GF can be intimidating.…

It had been some time (probably over a year) since I last stopped in to UJ's, but I was in the neighborhood and decided to drop back in. I'm not going to talk much…

This place was OK. 2 good looking girls but the bar was really inconveniently located to see the dancers. Dance area is right next to the bar, fair price but short songs and dancers were…

Went early morning when they first opened. Couple of dancers that didn't look to bad. Mostly just went to watch, got a few dances that were pretty good. They had a nice blonde with a…

First time at Hot Seat. Honestly the front door never looked too inviting so usually bypassed this for Lappers. The club exceeded my expectations greatly. Walked in and there were two dancers working. I…

I should have known to be more careful with my money after paying a $20 cover charge on a dean Wed night at 7p. From the outside the place looked huge but its broken up…

Louie's has often been described as hit or miss. This was a rare miss for me. I texted a recent CF here to see if she would be working and was told she would be…

Went to Arnies on a Saturday night with a group of close friends for a birthday outing. Was around 10:30 11 PM so it was crowded. It is on one of the main streets in…

Been a while since my last visit. Been focusing on Porthole Pub. I can't even remember the last time I got dances here, mostly I'd hang, get lunch and go to Booby Trap. I arrived early…

...so as other reviews have mentioned, Vixens is indeed closed and Taboo (and I imagine the Horseshoe too) have seen an upgrade in talent. (though Taboo was already pretty good before that) Taboo has always bee…

I will not go over details about the club as others have covered that in detail in previous post. I am bad with names so I apologize upfront for not giving names. I was on a…

I've been stopping by here a lot lately even with it being out of my way. The main reason, when she works, is Angie. If you like the MILFy type with huge tits who really…

Found myself in a suburb of Atlanta and GPS told me this was the closest club to me. That's all I knew. Parking at the club is 5 bucks and we didn't even valet, so…

Synn is always my go to whether it's for high mileage or just looking to kick back and look at naked woman. Word of advice is texting their number on the website which allows you…

I had heard about this place being the only all nude strip club in Columbus. I had driven by it many times, read some so-so reviews but honestly as I have never been to a…

Private eyes has been a downtown institution for almost as long as the stock exchange. It's the only club downtown and doesn't make much of an effort other than coast along with its monopoly…

Horse Play was my second club on this night so I was hoping for some pallet cleansing when I walked in and definitely got it. $10 cover charge and not very many people inside. The…

If you have read other reviews, what more can be said! The place is nice enough inside and the dollar parade begins almost instantly. I no sooner sat down and was approached by…

Gentlemen..and ladies, Last Thursday I had some time off from work and figured id check out some of the clubs that I have reviewed on TUSCL (those that are open during the day). Crsytal Cafe seemed…

I have been to this club quite a few times over the years and the layout has never changed. As you enter, all the tables on the left, the bar and bar seats on…

Decided to drop by CA around 7:30 pm with some co-workers. It's been a minute since we last visited. Even though it was a Tuesday, I expected more dancers on duty. But, alas, it waw…

Had an evening to myself and decided to check out the situation in OKC's clubs. Based on the reviews, choice was between Midway Island and Little Darlings, and LD was closer to my hotel.…

I've been here a few times but it's always somewhat disappointing. Some of the girls are pretty but nothing extraordinary. The club is small so there's not a lot of moving around. Since the rotation…

I had time to kill on a late Tuesday afternoon and had neither the time to drive to RIO (hotel was down town), nor the desire to go to BBF and deal with the 5:00…

Well I recently went back to try and find my favorite dancer from awhile back. Never did find out where she went, she was there one day and gone the next time i was back.…

I am really impressed with the general quality and consistency of this club. From the girl at the door (always friendly), the bar girls, and dancers, there is always something to look at.…

I really enjoyed this place - nice, upscale atmosphere inside (quite different from the dive-y sister club Devil's Point), nice stage and bar setup. The girls pick their own music which leaned more towards…

Visited about 5:00 pm. Just needed a beer and some chill time. My usual haunt OG had a power outage so I didn't stay obviously. I'd been to Hustler a few times so here is…

I don't get a chance to experience the Providence SC scene very often so I decided to check out a few places I never been before that were close to my targeted club(Desire). I left…

This place seems to be very hit or miss. I've been here a few times and you can see my past reviews. This review is for late July on a Saturday night.…

This is a summary of multiple nightly visits (3) over a four day period beginning on a Wednesday night and ending last Saturday. Compared to my last series of visits in late May the…

I was driving through Ft Wayne so I decided to try one of the clubs close to the interstate. The club is located in an industrial area so I imagine it is busier during…

First visit here and 3rd club of the day(Club Desire and Wild Zebra). There does not appear to be any club parking. There was some side street parking and several cars parked out on…

First visit, walked in two cute girls dancing. Mixture of girls all decent looking to good looking depending what you like. Some begged for money, some wernt bad. Happened to be a slow night with…

There's this dancer named Macy and she's cute but to expensive and overrated I got a he with her and it was OK at first until I started to insert her it was like throwing…

For a couple of reasons, this place is easy for me so I keep coming back. Being relatively easy for me to get here, I want to find the sweet spot of this club and…

3rd time here. Entered around 1:30. Quiet somewhat as to be expected . No cover or greeter. Layout has been established in prior reviews. Sit at the bar, closest to the door. Head isn't right…

For me, this is the better of the two men's clubs in Springfield. Many will disagree, but I like this place. It's a literal hole in the wall, next to a dollar general store. There…

I hate to write negatively on Coli as its my fav. But on this Saturday , i had a disappointing evening. Dancers quality dropped drastically. and the 8's and 9's are completely gone. I would repeat in-spite…

I'm getting back to being somewhat of a regular again. Was going to Clancy's for a while, but they put in cameras, and it got lame. With the playhouse, you know what you are getting.…

Every once in a while, I travel 90 minutes on the highway to get to this place. There really is nothing like this place, hope it never closes. It is right off the…

I'm a strip club omnivore, and I make it a point to occasionally visit clubs I've written off, just in case things change for the better. But for 15+ years, this club has never…

If you live in central jersey this is the best place to go if you want all nude high mileage fun. As mentioned before u get deli style counter for laps and a TV to see…

Executive Den's was the first club I ever went. Back in it's day, the club was open in two sections and you could see about 15-25 girls dancing. It was a prime spot to hit…

Not having been to Stars in a long time, I remembered it being more your typical ripoff-y strip club. I was wrong. It had more of a bar feel when we went in on a…

At least under the red lights, I found MBOT to be a clean and good looking place. Much better condition than CH, but of course, we go for the women :) The women are stellar,…

Like most reviewers comment, the whole place is filled with Spanish women and that's just my type so I thought it was a 7's and up club. The language barrier can be a little difficult…

Visited in the afternoon, There were a few really hot slim dancers. Only moments after sitting and getting my beer, a pretty friendly appearing brunnette came over, with her hand over my crotch, asking for…

I haven't stopped in this club in quote while, but finally had a chance this past weekend.I had been hearing about some changes in the club, and had been wanting to see for myself. As is…

Decided to come to dodge traffic in late afternoon to Dreams. It was a pretty good experience and I would likely go back again. Lap dances were $5 so you can stretch out…

In town for work, staying in roslyn. didn't have time to trek up to baltimore, so springfield was it. closeby and looked to be a safe suburban area (i.e., well lit/new strip malls/stores/banks) Won't elaborate further…

I have been here before but the no cover around 3am after the casino got me through the door. I went in and nothing has changed other than the ceiling and beer prices I think.…

I just went to strokers for the first time tofay. They club was in a decent area but a little run down. It was not very big but did have a ok lay out. Upon…

Its funny how some things or places never change despite all the surrounding competition. HT was a place I would frequent because of the five dollar cover charge and freaky girls. Well last Friday I…

Went on a Friday afternoon a few weeks ago. Many dancers that were on schedule but did not show. A bit disappointed Erica was not there, but did see many of the names…

My buddy and I came to show palace after an uneventful visit to gallaghers (it was after midnight on a weekday, and the front desk nicely let us know that it was pretty dead inside).…

Not a bad club. Look- wise, the club is a little outdated. Stage is behind the bar so girls can be very pushy when it comes to tipping after their sets. Even if you don't…

The club has been described many times, so I won't repeat. I have been there several times over the years, but this is from my last visit: I visited the club on a Monday night…

While the Mons is a great club, Scarlett's is more private and more entertaining with the right girls. I was in 11P on a Friday night. 6-7 Girls working the club. Most were 5-6-7…

I stopped by on their third day being open. The club looked the same from the last time going there over a year ago. Spent my time at the 2nd floor bar (which I liked…

Weekly visit to the cheetah and I must say things have gone donwhill over the last few months. Girls are getting more pushy, didnt use to be this way however the upsell for dances begins…

I stopped by on my way home driving through Philly. This club is in an area that is basically the junk yard for Philly. There are junk yards all along the main road. Parking is…

Seems I'm on a bad roll here last few times. Every few months I'll find a girl I like, and then she'll end up leaving. Has happened 3-4 times already. This visit was on a…

This club is kind of in the middle of nowhere - so in my opinion has very good dancers considering the geographic location. Value is good: $5 to get in, $10-20 lap dances but no private…

The facilities are cringe-worthy, but the girls were hot and eager. One in particular was very good at her profession, her lap dances made me feel like I was having sex right then and…

Hmm . . . I feel I need to update my review from last month about this Club. While it is true the Manager does not bother to look into the LD room, they have…

We literally stumbled upon this club one night after partying on the beach for a couple hours. It was a Thursday or Friday night, cant really remember, but it was very late. Fom the…

I've been here a number of times and it's hit and miss depending on who is working. I ended up having a great conversation with Georgia and some even better dances. Great body and just…

To start off, my review is already biased. Because this club tipped me off of a lot of money in the past. But I had a friend in town and I took him to 1320…

I decided to stop by after work it was about 6pm. I hadn't been there in a while but I like the fact that they have some real big ghetto booty girls. I was the only…

I have heard on and off things about this place, mostly off, and was always a touch curious so with the little league world series in town it seemed like the time to give it…

Havent been here in over a year. I didnt even know it had a fire and has been closed for a long time. Arrived around 4pm on Thursday and sat at a table. The place…

It has been my experience that the only worthwhile day to visit The Men's Club in the afternoon, are Wednesdays. They have a lunch buffet which brings out a pretty good crowd. Given that the…

This is the best club overall in town. At least during the day. I've been there a couple of times at night, but mostly day shift. When I want an experience that's laid back and…

Club Playpen has become my go to spot lately. I've enjoyed the atmosphere and the ladies and there seems to be a good crew of regulars there so apparently, I'm not the only one that…

Buddy & I made our annual journey to HH on a Saturday late afternoon/early evening in the beginning of August. Strange in that we arrived about 5ish and there were quite a few guys and…

Went on a Bach party ab a year ago and the taxi driver told us this was THE place to go compared to the other spots in the city. He also told us that…

I met this cute white girl naveah about 5'1 105 lbs. b cup. tried the couch dances cause I'm really not feeling it ends up being very disappointed her affect were flat during the dance.…

My first visit in over a year, and not much has changed. I was there around 8 - 9 pm. Not too many customers, but lots of ladies. I had a couple of inquiries right…

Stopped by Club Bristol about 3:00pm. Lots of cars in the parking lot but not a lot of customers at the bar. Seems like a number of them were having dances in the…

Visit this club every so often during the day shift. Usually not too many girls working, around 5 or so. A lot of times they aren't the best looking ones either. The club is nice…

I came here last Saturday after work with my boys .. I was telling them about this place how you can get everything for a nice price ..there not from Paterson so ask me to…

Follies is one of the most talked about clubs on the boards, mainly because it's the home club of one of the most prolific posters in the TUSCL forums. I had been to Atlanta clubs…

Great happy hour prices, it's a bar with a view. Nice mix of dancers and you can smoke cigars upstairs. I wouldn't stay the whole night because it gets kind of busy and it has…

I went in about 8 or 9 pm. Place was packed I had to sit at the stage. I have never seen the place this busy. Then I found out that they had a pay…

The sundowner is located on the busy strip of lundys lane in the falls. It's right next door to its sister club Seductions and a massage parlour. When you get in, you will notice it's…

Enough has been said about the layout that I will skip that...except to say that I've been enjoying jetting my "dances" more and more in the nude room. Its 40 dollars for two songs minimum…

Went on a busy Saturday night. Cover was 7. Those who've been here know its one of the nicest looking clubs in Ohio as far as elegance. Its a smaller version of the one in…

Don't come in expecting the world, cause it's topless only. That being said, we had a great time here. We came for a bachelor party and were treated like kings the entire time we were…

So i stopped in on a tuesday afternoon and the place was empty. I sat at the bar and the nice bartender came right over and too my order. I sat there playing…