Yellow Rose is one of the good ones

When I first moved here two years ago, I came from a state where strip clubs are prudish. Hands behind your chair at all times, top and undies remained on with the ladies only flashing for moments before recovering so my opinion might be skewed. However, I started out being a regular to a single lady when I started. There are now more than 5 ladies that know me by name. They’re all always so friendly and, sure, they hustle, but that’s their bag and they gotta secure the bag. As long as you understand that and that regardless of how friendly they are that they are just working a job, it’s a great time! I never do bottle service and just grab a few beers at the bar. The beer is on average with most strip clubs. I’ve never tried their food, but it smells great. I can only really speak to the ladies being high quality human beings. They will talk to you if that’s all you're really seeking (strip clubs can be good therapy and Yellow Rose girls really own that.)

The facilities are clean. I’ve always been avoidant of strip club bathrooms because of…the vibe…in the strip club bathrooms back in my hometown (the strip club was called Fuzzy Holes…it’s as ‘premium’ as it sounds.), so I can’t really speak to the cleanliness of those. The staff ladies and gentlemen make themselves extremely available from what I could tell. My ONLY grip is the cost of the VIP rooms, BUT that’s just because I’m stingy with my money and prefer my money going directly to the lady and less to the house. My understanding is that the ladies get to keep more of the non-vip room dances, but I could be wrong. The only two strip clubs worth a damn in ATX, though, are P10 (closer to Round Rock) and Yellow Rose and I’ll defend that opinion until my final breath.