Reviews

Well I guess I will be the first one to review this club. It's a "new" club that was opened by the old owner of Volcanic Eruptions. I went over on a Friday…

Been going to Crazy Horse for a long time. I went back when they had some great dancers, and now when they have changed up management. Recently went on my visit and this place has…

A couple of weeks ago I visited Club Fantasy again. I got there about 8:30, so I had little problem getting a parking spot in the lot next door. That time of day…

I went in a little bit drunk from a previous event. I saw a very cute girl at the front door by herself. She seemed friendly enough, and was by herself sitting down. Very…

As an American, used to American clubs, this place is pretty impressive. It looks like an apartment building on the outside with a clubby feel. On the inside you have a…

After years of driving by this place and wondering about it, I finally had to stop in and check it out. If you know the area, you know that it isn't the best - especially at…

I was driving through, decided to stop by after seeing the sign off of the highway. I got there about 7pm and there were 7 or 8 dancers. Some of them were clearly new girls,…

I have never visited The Cherry late, but I had an opportunity so I stopped by after midnight. I was actually kind of surprised that there weren't many dancers, maybe 3 black dancers and maybe…

I was kind of bored at the Cherry, so I walked over to see if the talent was any better at Visions. I paid my cover, and walked in... to an empty room. I asked…

I do not feel I need to elaborate on the overall structure and aesthetics of the club as that information has already been stated by several members. I do however want to point out the…

What was once the club with the BEST facilities, is now almost dead. This place used to be vibrant with a good selection of talent. I walked in on a Sat nite about 1am (Prime…

This is an absolute Latin club. Never seen so many Cuban and Latin American girls that are all a 7 or better. Very cute Cuban blonde with an amazing body and great dance.…

This is a belated review from two Sundays ago. The Patriots beat Houston on a Thursday night and with no game planned I knew the club would have additional dances as there would be…

stopped by TT on my way home from work (Around 9pm) Valet was there $5. The club was not charging cover yet, but cover is $10. The music at Tattletale continues to be classic rock with…

I don't get the appeal to this place. It is VERY dark to the point you can barely make your way around the tables. The girls here are attractive, but they aren't world class or…

Went to PHC for the first time last week during the afternoon-evening shift. Quite the upscale place. Smoking floor is upstairs with plenty of ventilation, although the cigar smoke can still get thick.…

Went back to Mardi Gras ATL for another night on the town. Went on Saturday night, rather than the usual week nights. This was probably why the admission is a little higher than usual. Paid…

Located next a sushi place, a few doors down from a Whole Foods and across from the El Salvadoran consulate, is Good Guys. I'all admit that I had a bad feeling about the place, those feelings…

I'd like to summarize the border crossing situation. The old crossing is still open and you walk up to it the same way. Because of construction, they have fewer lanes open, but the station is…

This is a review of my second visit to Fluffers. I was quite a bit more prepared this time around. Fluffers is pretty non-descript from the outside. Nothing there indicating the type of club…

I've been a regular at the Harem for a few years now. Unfortunately things seem to have gone downhill a little in recent months. There used to be a lot of dancers on…

I arrived at Hollywood around 1pm last Wednesday. I’m not sure what’s going on with this place. In the past, dancers would be on stage dancing. The last few times I’ve…

$7 entrance fee was reasonable. For a Tuesday night there were quite a few good looking girls. This being my first experience with dallas clubs. I was at PT on Sunday, and I have…

Haven't been to a Dallas strip club in 10 years. Either my expectations have changed, or the clubs have really changed. Showed up about 9 - 3 other dudes in this huge club, and no…

The Griffin is close to Chancery Lane tube and is a nice clean £ in pot venue. Dancers are all good looking and a variety of nationalities. Private dances are only table and in a…

Seeing a bit of a slide at this club. Variety of dancers has been stale for some time, with a lot of waif-y white girls with bad attitudes. This is the kind of…

Went on a Sundaywhen the Eagles weren't playing. Tried BP first but didn't like the selection. Opened the door and it was empty. Asked the bartender if they were open. She said yes and yelled…

I had good memories from this club from a few years back so I decided to try it again. Somehow it seemed very different from the way in remember it. For one…

If you're looking for an American-style strip club, this seems to be your only option in Stuttgart. Plenty of dancers when I went, mostly average, a couple well above average, but no stunners. They all…

I will break up this review into 3-sections: I) Intro II) Visit III) Conclusion ---------- NOTE: ---------- This is another very-long, excruciatingly-detailed, play-by-play story-telling, Papi Chulo review; thus the usual disclaimer to skip-it if short on time or patience ---------- Since my reviews tend…

I was in town visiting a few friends, one of whom had recently gotten divorced (married too young). Long story short, we went to Mons Venus on Friday night, then 2001 Odyssey on Saturday night.…

My first time at kittens was on Saturday for a buddy’s bachelor party. I'm from out of state but have to say I liked it so much I went back Sunday night before my flight…

My last visit to the dirty bird was somewhat disappointing. I arrived and the parking lot was full, which I saw as kind of a good omen (lots of patrons often equal lots of dancers).…

I stopped by on a Thursday night and the club was busy. I've been here a few times before and there are usually one or two hot Hispanic girls here, with the rest being Hispanic…

So my experience here was quick, because the place was pretty crowded when I showed up. Driving back to nj from pa, so just stopped fora drink to check it out. Bar stools basically filled,…

Club is very close to the Arndale so good location and cabs around when you fall out of the club. Mix nationality of dancers with looks/bodies varying from 5to 8 out of 10. Seems to…

I've driven by this place so many times over the years and decided I must stop by and check it out. Looks like a typical Portland strip/bar with a stage and VP machines and…

I enter the club with double check before and after elevator and in the beginning thought that it was 'usual' strib club. Not too much space, a dancer on a stage, bar, girls walking around. But the…

Went in on a weekday. It was a nice laid back atmosphere. There were 2 girls dancing. Had no interest in one but the other was hot. Waited for while for…

Started off with the terrible "valet parking" feels very unsafe still went on to try the place reasonable price to enter.not attractive dances at all this place is for the ones that need to retired…

Driving into Chicago I decided to see what this place was all about ( plus got out of Rush hour traffic and construction). Interesting place. Smaller inside that I anticipated. Clean enough.…

This place is always good for some good old fashioned fun. On this trip, I found Lacey and Briana to be top notch. Both very attractive and fun girls offering a good time…

Easy parking, a nice facility and good looking dancers...what else could you want? The parking was safe and convenient, I paid the cover and entered into a clean, modern,gentleman's club. I was impressed with the…

This is not the worst club facility that I have ever been in, it isn't even the 2nd worst, it is the third. There are two stages, one with a pole for the…

First of all, to get things clear I need to say that I have been quite a huge fan of the Rhino for the past five years. However, I should admit that things are going downhill…

I have high hopes for this club. It has been previously well described. Two stages, each only elevated slightly above floor level, a elevated mezzanine area at the front of the club, for…

Have not been here in over a year, but I was surprised at the low quality of most of the dancers. Most of them were way out of shape. I came in late…

This club is in a large, well lit parking lot on the main drag, A1A, running through Cocoa Beach, so no safety concerns going in. The building is not fancy but looks well maintained.…

Like Lido about a half mile away, Cheaters is also the main road running into Cocoa Beach. The road is busy and the parking lot is well lit. I think the cover charge…

Visited the Pony on a Monday night. Was looking to chill out and relax. Watched a couple of the dancers. Chatted up a couple and waited for the one I wanted to go on…

Ace of Diamonds is one of my go to spots when I don't feel like getting dances, and I just want to enjoy the atmosphere. This is a rare club in the fact that it…

I suppose I am a creature of habit. Once i get into a rut, whether it be restaurant or strip club, I order or behave the same way. I am a value shopper in every…

This was my favorite club at one point, now it's barely worth a visit. They continue to charge the $24 cover that makes no sense. Once inside I don't recognize any of the dancers, most…

Angels was much better than I expected, since this is Kalamazoo. There were only a few girls when I walked in. Several were 8's and 9's. I watched for a while, the stage dances are…

I stopped in for a quick early afternoon visit. I was hoping to find new talent for a trip upstairs. There were only a few dancers in the club since it was early, fortunately a blonde…

first time going to a strip club in sc, it was a great time. owner showed me around and let me check out jacuzzi yeah they have a jacuzzi you can rent out for not…

Hadn't been in Miami for a couple of years, and I was glad to get the chance to revisit this place. It's so hard to review this visit because it was a classic example of…

Previous reviews were accurate: skip the front entrance and head to the back for cheap dances and extras. There's a ring of chairs around a low stage, and the girls give you a fairly long…

No touch and even worse service. We asked the front door girl if they had any dancers and she claimed they had 7 dancers on staff...once we enter the club there was zero activity or…

Another weekend visit saw the Cricket less busy than last time but still doing decent business. Dancer quality was up this visit and there was enough variety that anyone should have been able to…

This was my 3rd stop during my weekend work trip to Dallas. I wasn't expecting much here due to the other reviews I have read on this site about this club but I have been…

Took another trip to Déjà vu COI. One thing I noticed is that there is now less parking than before. There are some parking spots by the street mall sign that are now reserved for…

This place was great. Had an awesome stage with good rotations. Dancers are very friendly, you are able to do a lot in the VIP room. Girls are gorgeous and I would come back again.…

Had visited on a Thursday night. At first, it was rather slow with not many people around 5 pm. Later around 8 pm is when it gets busy. The stages are very small. There is one…

First came to the club at about 7 p.m. there was no one there except a couple of girls not very attractive went around town looking for another place and decided to come back and…

Not Too Shabby / Kinda Fun / Absolutely No Contact Fully Clothed $20 Air Dances During daytime hours ALL Orlando clubs hardly have any action going on, just a FEW girls, and few patrons. This…

I was working in the mid-cities for a couple of days and unexpectedly got a cancellation on a sales call to open up my Tuesday afternoon. This club was new to me and it was…

Out of all the clubs in Dallas that I visited, I was the most excited to go to this one. After reading reviews on here and reading the descriptions I assumed this club would be…

Vegas strip clubs can be hit or miss. In my opinion, Spearmint Rhino is a hit. It has some of the most gorgeous dancers in the country and has a type to fit any taste.…

Its ok if you are drunk and need to go blow off some steam. Some hot girls and some fugly heffers..... they dance you tip.... VIP dances are double and back room is double that. they will…

Disappointed tonight. Slim pickins. There were two nice dancers, maybe sevens, the rest of the entertainment was unremarkable. I could not get the interesting tall Asian to smile. I think she…

This club used to be one of my favorite spots. They never had super-model type dancers but they've always had thick, big booty girls with great personalities who ran the gamut from sweet-heart next door…

The Inner Room was the last of Cocoa Beach’s three strip clubs that I visited on my recent trip to the area (and yes I know Lido is actually in Cape Canaveral). Of the…

There was a time I was a semi-regular to this club. It's been almost a year since last visit. Some years back this was the number one spot in NOLA for the best black strippers.…

Stopped by on a Saturday night after 9 PM. After having DL scanned, was given $2 bills. Bought a drink from a super attractive girl at the mini bar before entering the main area (didn't…

Not hard to find... Wow the women here are BEAUTIFUL!!! Literally haven't seen one that's a 7 or less! Worked here the last two weekends and this club is my favorite so far in all…

This was the last club I visited during my Dallas work trip weekend. The staff at the from door was very friendly. Free parking and (fuck I dont remember how much cover was here). The…

Came on a Saturday night for s bachelor party. We negotiated $5 off the cover because we were a large group, and the girls were great about showing the groom a good time on stage.…

Since the closing of Vixens and Taboo Lust has undergone a dramatic change! The club was completely redone and girls from both Vixens and Taboo have landed there! Before the club was not as…

This was the first type of club like this for me. I'm used to going to clubs with black women. The club is small, clean and the woman are beautiful. Most of the women are…

Came here with my boys this pass Saturday .. came with a 48 pack of beer .. so we were there for a long time ..they have new girls in here.. this beautiful Cuban girl…

Reading through TUSCL and discovered Akron does not have the clubs you want to spend a couple of hours and several hundreds of dollars. So I picked one of the local bars with the private…

Stopped by after having too many drinks nearby so I didn't have to chance getting a DUI or injuring anyone late Friday evening. The cover was steep i thought, $18. Took a quick…

The club is back on the upswing. Honestly, most clubs seem to be populated with a little bit heavier girls now. If I can find 3-5 girls that I'd like dances from, I figure it's…

I don't get to saunter into The Showplace as often as I'd like but when I do, I never leave disappointed in the employees. Disappointed in myself, sure, but let's stay positive. The gals working…

I came in here around midnight on a Wednesday night. It is not a strip club at all and the girls are all in bikinis. It was very strange to see that on…

Stopped by a few weeks ago on a Monday evening. I got there a bit early around 730pm and the place was dead. The waiters told me it didn't pick up until after 8pm. It…

Decided to visit Pandoras today as I was feeling a bit stressed from work and wanted to relax. Club is currently having the roof repaired, but they are still open. Paid $10 entry fee and…

Pandora's is not only the club of choice of Seattle's SC cognoscenti, it has become the "move to" club for many dancers. Eg, Unique has moved from The Sands as of today.…

This place is pretty good every now and again if you go on right nights like the weeknds are best but thats any club they have fair drink prices dances are 20 unless you…

Honestly this is a very well known club so I won't get into too much details describing the place. It in coi and the place is pretty nice looking on the inside. It's not…

I finally went to Cheetah with some friends the other night and we had a good time. The club was bigger than I expected and very upscale. We came for a birthday dinner. Everyone was…

Lap dancing scene in Glasgow is very different as local laws state they cannot go fully naked and the keep their knickers. Dancers though do pull them to one side which makes the local by…

I like this club. I just wish they would get rid of smoking, the gambling machines, and the bathroom troll though. They also play the music way too loud at night. Also, lower the dance…

I went in on a weekday after midnight so I wasn't expecting much. Walked in, the place was dead. There were two dancers at the bar and the bartender. I sat down got a coke…

Never know what to expect here...love the no valet, no cover in the afternoon and no smoking in the main area of the club. Was passing by on A Saturday late afternoon so I…

Being from Oregon I thought that anything was better than the clubs there, but this was an exception. The ladies were mostly stunning except for a couple and the atmosphere was really inviting.…

I have been here many times. In summary, this is no "gentleman's club". This is a place to come to fuck and get BBBJs--its not for the timid! I stopped in there on a Monday…

I was just passing by Penthouse on a quite Wednesday afternoon and thought I would stop by for a quick drink to avoid the rush hour traffic. I got there around 4:30 and through I…

Traveling on business, this was near the hotel. For a variety of reasons, on this trip I had a fair amount of cash on me for personal use. I decided I would finally…