Reviews

Stopped by around 7 and was surprised that La Pearl (the strip club downstairs but connected) was closed. I walked upstairs and there were only two dancers out on the floor. But there were 6…

My first visit to Dreamers. Plenty of parking at the front and side of the building, with entrances on both sides. This club is located in the middle of a residential area, with houses all…

There were fewer than 20 cars in the parking lot when I arrived, and you figure at least 10 of them have to belong to people working inside. Once I paid the $10 cover and…

In the COI area Spearmint Rhino has the reputation of have the highest average dancer quality (usually 7's and up), but also being the most pricey. On top of that, they are known to have…

So my first time at HK was about 4 weeks ago during a business trip. Before we went, my local business was like.. "dude let's go get some chinese food later." That was around 8PM…

I have reviewed this club int he recent past and indicated in many ways I thought it was going downhill. This still remains the same - fewer patrons, girls not really into stage dancing if…

There are not very many strip clubs in Portland that are part of a national chain. Three in fact: Gold Club, Spearmint Rhino, and Sin Rock. All of which have opened their Portland locations in…

I've been to the sister club in City of Industry and figured it would be similar in talent and experience. The club overall is small. Probably barely half the size of it's sister club. When…

This is a nice club but kinda small and always busy. The drinks are 6 to 7 dollars for a mixed drink. Dancer drinks are 20 so be careful of that hustle. Dance prices seem…

This is a nice club but kinda small and always busy. The drinks are 6 to 7 dollars for a mixed drink. Dancer drinks are 20 so be careful of that hustle. Dance prices seem…

I've been looking for someplace to write my reviews of all the strip clubs in Portland. That led me yesterday afternoon to TUSCL. Curiosity made me view the highest ranked Portland strip club based on…

I don't get Heat. It's too dark. It's poorly located. Of the five times I've been there over the years, all times of day and night, different days of the week, it's just been boring.…

I went to Scarlet Lounge on the opening night of it's official re-branding from it's awfully named predecessor, Pitiful Princess. I don't know what I would consider the worst named strip club in Portland anymore?…

Stopped in around 0230 to see what the late night was like. Over the summer there were a number of late night incidents in the clubs in this area (Bada Bing, Players and Lookers with…

Afternoon visit to one of the more fun clubs in Atlanta. Kind of mixed results for me this time. Like usual, many many girls all shapes and sizes and mostly all very fine.…

Nice place, great girls. Very friendly and willing to make you happy. Went on a tuesday night and I enjoyed it very much, Waitress was awesome, fun to talk too with a great sense of…

Ok so you probably saw the other reviews and mine pretty much backs them up. Without slandering this club, i can't stress enough how... no, i think i need to slander it. Holy shit, lets…

I haven't been here in awhile, but was in the area so I stopped in. Again, the only thing that would make this place better is if it was open during the day. But…

I've been to this club a few times, and I consider it to be one of the best clubs in Portland for stage shows. The dancers are usually very attractive and athletic, and tend to…

Was there on a monday night there were about 3 dancers and about ten guys which all seemed to be truck drivers. You can tell the regular customers are truck drivers and the girls act…

After reading several reviews online I decided to visit this district while on business travel. The red light district is the perfect description to describes what goes on around here. You totally surrounded around brothels…

This club had been a good way to wait out traffic over the last month or two. As previously mentioned, you walk through a little porn shop and pay a $10 entrance fee. Once you're…

Been there a few times - I checked Thursday above but I've probably been there every night but Friday or Saturday. Looks upscale and very clean. Bar selection is small but service was great. Typical…

This place is more like a bar than a strip club. Arrived around 10 pm. Ample parking but dark behind the building, a little bit sketchy. Walked in and there were maybe 7 or 8…

I decided to visit this club because a dancer that I know at Spearmint Rhino was working there for a few days. The club is way below the standards of Rhino, Sapphire and Treasures. It…

I Visited for the first time AB and I personally enjoy HK better..This club is all about getting you upstairs as soon as you get in there...I walked in after having a blast at hk,…

I had not been at this club for about a year. I had been using Humaniplex.com which is an escort site that offers much better value than strip clubs. I had some…

Was not my intention to end up here but I did anyway. This is an older middle size club out in the sticks of the Poconos. There is a stage upstairs as you walk in…

it's in a nice location, but that's about it. i dont know why this is a strip club because they dont even allow the girls to give dances. i seen a girl get fired just…

Visited last week during the mid afternoon. Cover as $3 and the door girl was cute and sweet. Managers on duty were friendly and the bartender (Tina) was awesome. There were 4-5 dancers and a…

Waiting for a plane this is probably one of the better places to go. Mandatory valet can be avoided by parking in one of the nearby businesses that least in the afternoon. No cover at…

I've been meaning to stop here for years, just to check it off my list. Mission accomplished is about the only nice thing I can say. It was the worst club experience of my…

I drove from Milwaukee to Appleton and stopped off the highway to visit this club. Got there at just before 8 p.m. and no cover charge. Happy Hour 2 for 1 beers. 2 for 1…

I've been to this place several times, and the title of this review says it all. What I like about it is the main stage, which isn't so much a stage as much as a…

I was heading through Erie over a month ago on the way to Buffalo. I had been to Kandy's a couple of years ago and decided to try Partners this time. The first…

Staying the weekend in Ft. Walton and Red Rose was down the street from my hotel. I had been there several times before but after reading the reviews of a shooting I was wondering…

I was in town on business and decided to stop in. It had been quite a few years since I have been here and the place isn't as I remember it. Its in…

Friday afternoon a few weeks back. Was on my way to mariners game but friends backed out so decided to go in for a bit of entertainment before heading home. Pretty slow at the time.…

Dropped by on Sunday around 1pm. Club was quiet, less than 10 dancers on shift, fewer customers. Doorman actually had the nerve to say "No cover charge now, but tips are appreciated." Seriously? I'm tipping…

Went to Curves on Friday night. They started to put some Halloween decorations up. Never been there on Halloween. Got some dances from Ruthann again. She was a lot more hands on this time. She…

I went in on their $5 dance nights. Now they bill this as a huge night and tons of girls and a great time. In the past this has been the case, but this time…

I went in on their $5 dance nights. Now they bill this as a huge night and tons of girls and a great time. In the past this has been the case, but this time…

Checked out this club based on the reviews and was expecting a good time. Assuming you're coming from Chicago, it's a hike. About 40 mins away across the border in Indiana. The…

Stopped by on Friday evening had never been there before, so didn't know exactly what to expect. And someways I was pleasantly surprised most of the girls were nice I'd say the range from 4…

I visited Follies on Monday and Tuesday afternoon 2 weeks ago. Everything has been said about Follies so I'll just add a few details from this visit. It's been a few months since…

Actually spent time in afternoon and came back in evening. Dancer that I wanted to see was sick and couldn't make it in for afternoon. Not many customers but a lot of bored…

So this place is in kind of a sketchy neighborhood, area turns really bad really quick just west and North of here. Fortunately there is a security guard by the front that also watches…

Truthfully, there isn't much I can say about Dream On. For me, what constitutes having been to a strip club is sitting down, having at least one drink, and just taking everything in. It was…

What is there to like about Lure? My girl and I first stopped there on our way home from work one afternoon. It was about 4pm. Granted, there are not too many strip clubs in…

Been to this club twice during the afternoon the last 2 weeks..It's not a bad time to relax and spend some time with the girls. Music not as loud. Plenty of girls, I was pleased…

My girl and I showed up at Club Skinn for the first time on a Thursday afternoon. We had seen an ad in Xoticspot magazine saying that Club Skinn was holding a "Best Ass" contest…

The first time I was at Jags Clubhouse, it was because I had dedicated the night to hitting up the five remaining strip clubs I had never been to yet. That should give you an…

Stopped into the lounge at 1:30 or so on a Thursday. There were two AA dancers there in the back with back with another on stage. Dulce, a blonde Latina a bit in thr heavy…

The Playhouse used to be my favorite club. But in recent years it began to suck (not in the good way) and then closed for a year or two. In the last year or so…

This was a visit right after my trip to Whispers in Harlingen. I ended that review saying I was not satisfied there. Being in this unsatisfied state, I decided I needed to check…

I'm a blue collar white guy who was actually in Harvey on a work assignment and I had heard and read about Arnie's but up until last Thursday I had been hesitant to stop in…

I still believe this is the best venue in Jacksonville. First there is no door fee before 7 PM. They are open 7 days and open at noon. There are 2 dozen girls there by…

The 1 dancer on the floor was really pretty. The bartenders are cute but one of them is pretty and has a great ass body. The doorman is hilarious as hell. Im iffy about going…

Have been here many times over the past 5 years. There are peaks and valleys here and the peaks don't last very long. Hot girls usually move on from this club quickly. Mileage can…

I haven't visited that many clubs, but I was in Detroit and had seen this place advertised, as well as a late night show on Cinemax. We arrived and went into the lobby paid…

The physical bar is great. Very clean. The one thing that is annoying is that it's so bright. It should be toned down. The strange part too is that the majority of the seats do…

This has been my go to club for about 20 years. The waitresses and bouncers have always been friendly to me. There is one stage where the dancers dance2 songs. On the 2nd song they…

So this is my first time visiting a strip club. Being in Portland, ME, I knew you could not expect much but I was pleasantly surprised last Sunday night. It was slow but there were…

I've been here twice. Most recently on a Friday night, around midnight. I arrived to a full club. The doorman was having to seat people, at least in the section where I…

After making two quick stops at Venom and Raiders Reef I made my way over to Curves right around 10 PM. Getting in the door was a little cumbersome given the staging procedure followed by…

Found an opportunity to make another stop by the Caberet in El Paso when a girl from another club failed to come through with her agreement to come visit me for dinner. Cover charge is…

Was at club pro on a Friday night and this place has gone up in scale. Since I have been there about 4 years ago. $10 cover just to get inside. $30 to goto the…

Visited mid week, got half off entry ($10), cause had a ticket stub from Shitcocks football game. The club is pretty nice but they don't sell booze, so you have to drink next door.…

I know a lot of guys complain about this place because the dancers tend to be a little older, and they are always coming around seeking a dollar or two. But I love it.…

I felt both the crowd size and dancer attention was less than I had experienced on prior visits while there were few customers when arriving at about 9;30 to 9;45 the ability to have dancer…

I have been here several times and continue to go back because its the only place around to get decent lap dances from good looking dancers. The girls set their own prices and many of…

Whenever I'm traveling to Boston, I make sure to visit EB. This is one of the best SC in US. They have good variety of girls but majority of them are Latin. I personally prefer…

Was bored and decided to check out TD eubank. The club is only several blocks away from where I live, but never got a chance to check it out. ID and Wand checked. Cover is…

Choice is one of those places that you'll never notice because it doesn't advertise itself as a strip club from the sign on the street. On my way out, I even had some men on…

Not the cleanest club in Bridgeport, but then again..it's bridgeport, what do you expect. Club is pretty run down, and the girls are kinda beat. I was a little drunk when I walked in so…

Stopped in before 8:00 on a Thursday, to take advantage of the 2-4-1 beer happy hour. This is a good deal. Two beers is all I need. Didn't pay a cover as…

All of the girls were beautiful and elegant and presented themselves as confident and professional. It was the viewers choice on how he or she wanted to be entertained. From athletic pole swinging to seductive…

After much speculation as to what the Doll House actually sold - doll houses? small asian ladies? men's lingerie? hookers? hand jobs? - and much research - phone calls, blog scouring, and ad scrutinizing -…

Stopped in late on Friday - they closed about 45 minutes later, so I didn't get to be there too long. Upstairs club, $7 entry fee. Bouncer escorted me…

Found myself on the wrong side of downtown Seattle one afternoon so headed over to the Sands to wait out the traffic. As it turns out, it didn't help. Unless you wait until…

My last few visits to Akron had been busts so I was not too hopeful for this one either. Stopped into LA after some meetings (mid afternoon) and there were several customers and 4…

It's been a while since I have been to the Playhouse Lounge, not much has changed. Playhouse Lounge is BYOB club in Burlington, NJ. Easy to get to. Plenty of parking. l went in the…

I usually go during the afternoon. I prefer less of a crowd and in my experience the girls are more attentive and are more often willing to go that extra mile to make sure I…

My first review for TUSCL. I will be reviewing every strip club in Portland Oregon. All forty-four of them. I am starting from the worst club in the city and eventually making my way to…

I've been to GGR a bunch of times over the last few years, and while it's still my favorite in the area the shine is wearing off a little. To start with the basics, the…

This is my second visit to the club. I arrived around 6pm and left at 10 pm. When I arrived there was about 10 guys at the bar. The bartender said her…

After a long commute on the Schuylkill, I needed a break - both a bathroom break and a mental one - so I detoured a bit over to Just Enuff. I hadn't been there in…

Playhouse is famous! I discovered it on Tuscl a few years ago but hadn't had the opportunity to visit. I traveled with in a few miles of it weekly for years but once…

This was better than I expected for being in the poontang desert of Northern Virginia, but as others have said, not really a great value. I was in the Springfield area after a…

Although the club is a bit far away from the strip you can still get a free limo service by just calling them up. I went to this club on a Saturday evening and entered…

Decided to stop by to kill some time. Used their IG coupon to get in for $5. it was crowded and it was difficult to find a seat. They were remodeling so the old coaches…

so its free of charge if you visit before 6 pm and you just need to grab a drink for 6$, its kinda quite early but as the hour goes on more dancers come by…

Another typical rainy day in Seattle. I found myself in the area, no cover before 6:30 and a mandatory 5$ drink. Haven't been in a while but stopped in hoping one of my favorite dancers…

Last Friday afternoon I decided I needed a mental heath day and would trip to H8S for some relief. As usual old looking exterior, dark interior. 5 cover, 6.75 beer. Two drinks…

I stopped in twice this week and the review would be virtually the same other than later in the week the crowd was larger and more booze was brought in since it was the weekend.…

The last time I visited Rest a Bit was years ago and they had a different location about a mile up the street. I was driving to the old location when I noticed the…

This was my first visit to DD. There was a $2.00 parking fee and a $5.00 cover. Why dont the just charge $7.00? The place is dimly lit but not too dark that you can't…

So I was visiting a friend who was going to college up at Lake Erie and him and one of his friends convinced me to go to Just Teazin’ with them. I had never been…

Pretty good strip club - probably the best club in AC. Club charges a $20 cover and note that they also charge to check-in cell phones and coats/jackets ($2/each) so would advise leaving those in…

Had not been into TD's Eubank in awhile, so I decided to stop in to check things out for a Thursday afternoon. Cover was $3. Usual ID and wand check at the door. Doorman stated…