Reviews

The Playhouse used to be my favorite club. But in recent years it began to suck (not in the good way) and then closed for a year or two. In the last year or so…

This was a visit right after my trip to Whispers in Harlingen. I ended that review saying I was not satisfied there. Being in this unsatisfied state, I decided I needed to check…

I'm a blue collar white guy who was actually in Harvey on a work assignment and I had heard and read about Arnie's but up until last Thursday I had been hesitant to stop in…

I still believe this is the best venue in Jacksonville. First there is no door fee before 7 PM. They are open 7 days and open at noon. There are 2 dozen girls there by…

The 1 dancer on the floor was really pretty. The bartenders are cute but one of them is pretty and has a great ass body. The doorman is hilarious as hell. Im iffy about going…

Have been here many times over the past 5 years. There are peaks and valleys here and the peaks don't last very long. Hot girls usually move on from this club quickly. Mileage can…

I haven't visited that many clubs, but I was in Detroit and had seen this place advertised, as well as a late night show on Cinemax. We arrived and went into the lobby paid…

The physical bar is great. Very clean. The one thing that is annoying is that it's so bright. It should be toned down. The strange part too is that the majority of the seats do…

This has been my go to club for about 20 years. The waitresses and bouncers have always been friendly to me. There is one stage where the dancers dance2 songs. On the 2nd song they…

So this is my first time visiting a strip club. Being in Portland, ME, I knew you could not expect much but I was pleasantly surprised last Sunday night. It was slow but there were…

I've been here twice. Most recently on a Friday night, around midnight. I arrived to a full club. The doorman was having to seat people, at least in the section where I…

After making two quick stops at Venom and Raiders Reef I made my way over to Curves right around 10 PM. Getting in the door was a little cumbersome given the staging procedure followed by…

Found an opportunity to make another stop by the Caberet in El Paso when a girl from another club failed to come through with her agreement to come visit me for dinner. Cover charge is…

Was at club pro on a Friday night and this place has gone up in scale. Since I have been there about 4 years ago. $10 cover just to get inside. $30 to goto the…

Visited mid week, got half off entry ($10), cause had a ticket stub from Shitcocks football game. The club is pretty nice but they don't sell booze, so you have to drink next door.…

I know a lot of guys complain about this place because the dancers tend to be a little older, and they are always coming around seeking a dollar or two. But I love it.…

I felt both the crowd size and dancer attention was less than I had experienced on prior visits while there were few customers when arriving at about 9;30 to 9;45 the ability to have dancer…

I have been here several times and continue to go back because its the only place around to get decent lap dances from good looking dancers. The girls set their own prices and many of…

Whenever I'm traveling to Boston, I make sure to visit EB. This is one of the best SC in US. They have good variety of girls but majority of them are Latin. I personally prefer…

Was bored and decided to check out TD eubank. The club is only several blocks away from where I live, but never got a chance to check it out. ID and Wand checked. Cover is…

Choice is one of those places that you'll never notice because it doesn't advertise itself as a strip club from the sign on the street. On my way out, I even had some men on…

Not the cleanest club in Bridgeport, but then again..it's bridgeport, what do you expect. Club is pretty run down, and the girls are kinda beat. I was a little drunk when I walked in so…

Stopped in before 8:00 on a Thursday, to take advantage of the 2-4-1 beer happy hour. This is a good deal. Two beers is all I need. Didn't pay a cover as…

All of the girls were beautiful and elegant and presented themselves as confident and professional. It was the viewers choice on how he or she wanted to be entertained. From athletic pole swinging to seductive…

After much speculation as to what the Doll House actually sold - doll houses? small asian ladies? men's lingerie? hookers? hand jobs? - and much research - phone calls, blog scouring, and ad scrutinizing -…

Stopped in late on Friday - they closed about 45 minutes later, so I didn't get to be there too long. Upstairs club, $7 entry fee. Bouncer escorted me…

Found myself on the wrong side of downtown Seattle one afternoon so headed over to the Sands to wait out the traffic. As it turns out, it didn't help. Unless you wait until…

My last few visits to Akron had been busts so I was not too hopeful for this one either. Stopped into LA after some meetings (mid afternoon) and there were several customers and 4…

It's been a while since I have been to the Playhouse Lounge, not much has changed. Playhouse Lounge is BYOB club in Burlington, NJ. Easy to get to. Plenty of parking. l went in the…

I usually go during the afternoon. I prefer less of a crowd and in my experience the girls are more attentive and are more often willing to go that extra mile to make sure I…

My first review for TUSCL. I will be reviewing every strip club in Portland Oregon. All forty-four of them. I am starting from the worst club in the city and eventually making my way to…

I've been to GGR a bunch of times over the last few years, and while it's still my favorite in the area the shine is wearing off a little. To start with the basics, the…

This is my second visit to the club. I arrived around 6pm and left at 10 pm. When I arrived there was about 10 guys at the bar. The bartender said her…

After a long commute on the Schuylkill, I needed a break - both a bathroom break and a mental one - so I detoured a bit over to Just Enuff. I hadn't been there in…

Playhouse is famous! I discovered it on Tuscl a few years ago but hadn't had the opportunity to visit. I traveled with in a few miles of it weekly for years but once…

This was better than I expected for being in the poontang desert of Northern Virginia, but as others have said, not really a great value. I was in the Springfield area after a…

Although the club is a bit far away from the strip you can still get a free limo service by just calling them up. I went to this club on a Saturday evening and entered…

Decided to stop by to kill some time. Used their IG coupon to get in for $5. it was crowded and it was difficult to find a seat. They were remodeling so the old coaches…

so its free of charge if you visit before 6 pm and you just need to grab a drink for 6$, its kinda quite early but as the hour goes on more dancers come by…

Another typical rainy day in Seattle. I found myself in the area, no cover before 6:30 and a mandatory 5$ drink. Haven't been in a while but stopped in hoping one of my favorite dancers…

Last Friday afternoon I decided I needed a mental heath day and would trip to H8S for some relief. As usual old looking exterior, dark interior. 5 cover, 6.75 beer. Two drinks…

I stopped in twice this week and the review would be virtually the same other than later in the week the crowd was larger and more booze was brought in since it was the weekend.…

The last time I visited Rest a Bit was years ago and they had a different location about a mile up the street. I was driving to the old location when I noticed the…

This was my first visit to DD. There was a $2.00 parking fee and a $5.00 cover. Why dont the just charge $7.00? The place is dimly lit but not too dark that you can't…

So I was visiting a friend who was going to college up at Lake Erie and him and one of his friends convinced me to go to Just Teazin’ with them. I had never been…

Pretty good strip club - probably the best club in AC. Club charges a $20 cover and note that they also charge to check-in cell phones and coats/jackets ($2/each) so would advise leaving those in…

Had not been into TD's Eubank in awhile, so I decided to stop in to check things out for a Thursday afternoon. Cover was $3. Usual ID and wand check at the door. Doorman stated…

Decided to stop in to check out the afternoon talent at TD's North. Usual ID check and wand at the door. No cover. Even this placed looked somewhat empty, looked to be about 10 patrons…

Went to this club on a Thursday evening around 10pm. Mandatory coat/hat check then proceeded inside. Not the most updated/nicest club based on looks but great dances. 4 girls on stage at once and switch…

I stopped in on early Thursday evening while in Rochester on business. As other people have stated, this is a small bar that seems more like a local hang out with scantily clad women. Most…

So is still open. I haven't seen a review of this place newer than 2015 so had time to kill and decided Why not. The lot is unkempt. There is a sign…

Very friendly but not pushy girls. The times I've been there Adrianna and christina were sitting at the bar. Lala and Jolene were also there. When talking to them they touched the inside of my…

Went here last week after returning home from a trip to colorado. Went here because it was the closest to the airport of the raleigh clubs. Pricing structure was a bit strange, cost 15 to…

Went to GGR again late afternoon on a Wednesday. The bartender was chatting with a dancer and completely ignored me... And it seems that if I don't have a drink, the dancers won't approach me...…

Admission 15 2 Drink min. (Red bull $6 & Fiji water $5 ) BYO Beer I used to frequent this club when it was Risqué (pre-no liqour & post no liqour), it was waaaaay better. I'll be writing…

Decided to visit this club once again,since we were in Puerto-Nuevo area for some superb seafood dinner. We first went to Deja Vu first,and the club was dead with only a handful of average looking…

This was my first trip here. I was in the area for a wedding of some friends I a hadn't seen in a while. After the Friday evening wedding festivities, a few of…

While dumpy looking on the outside it's nice enough on the inside. Cover was $5 but seems to vary based on when you visit. I was there in a Thursday afternoon and they had about…

So stopped in before a flight home. No cover early on. A few regulars sitting and talking to the dancers and one on stage. By the time I got out of the bathroom another…

I made the mistake of not believing all the prior reviews and tried out this crap hole for myself. Big mistake. Sat at the bar, bobbing and weaving on the terrible chairs and…

went twice in the past 2 weeks. 1st was a Monday night. Only 2 dancers all night. they were hustling, but had 2 songs onstage, 4 off, then back on for 2. Rotation went like…

Every time I go to Vegas I try to get in a visit to the SR. What everyone says is true, its one of the best clubs with the hottest girls in America. It…

Went here looking for some dances from a couple of my favorites, but was only able to find one of them. However did see some new dances and I'm willing to try anything once…

I haven't been to any of the Spearmint Rhino clubs, though I've heard of the enormous one in Las Vegas. That may have colored my expectations, because my first impression on arriving at the one…

IMO, downtown Montreal clubs are way over rated. In general they're one big hustle - relatively expensive, low mileage and i simply detest the idea of tipping a bouncer to walk me to a bar…

Traveling got me to South Texas, almost middle of nowhere. I had an unintended stay in Lubbock once which was the middle of nowhere. This time though, it's on purpose. First, some particulars…

I stop in regularly usually weekends but they are open everyday of the week 9-10pm until 2:30am. Get your Private dances in by 2am because the girls start packing it in 215-230am. I…

Meh. Stopped in to kill some time during the afternoon shift (around 3pm) and there wasn't much to see. There were 4 girls working and none of them very attractive. There was one brunette that…

This friday afternoon came in about 2PM. I had very low expectations for this club. I usually visit industry clubs. Anyway the club itself is pretty low end. It's kind of…

Decided to stop by PP after work Friday afternoon. I was hoping to see that happy hour was starting to rebound but it was still slow compared to the past. Not as many…

Wasn’t planning to visit the HL for a while. But the discussion board news piqued my curiosity. Arrived at 1:15 pm Friday. Parking lot was 80% full, pretty standard. Hard to find…

Some friends and I showed up at Brad's about 11pm on a Saturday. The crowed was okay, but it definitely got a lot more crowded (in a good way) around midnight. The music…

I usually go to the other club on the same exit off 77, but it looked dead (2 cars) so I crossed over to Sunset. Access road has been described by many, just go…

Most of the dancers are hispanic and dont speak any english. No one does pole tricks and the lap dances are stiff and uncomfortable since the benches suck. VIP room is a total joke and…

I've been here quite a few times over the last few years. Everything about the club is great except for the dance prices, which are expensive. Some of the dancers are very attractive, others average.…

Arrive at around 1:30 and apparently they went up to 10 bucks cover charge so I get in and they were about 5 girls out at the moment nothing really good at this point ......but…

Several others have described the club layout accurately. I walked in about 9:30pm into the Bikini part. The dancers were mostly better than I expected, given past reviews, not 8-10 quality but pretty consistent 5-7…

I've been here before and always been pleased with the talent. Maybe not the hotest girls but there are some 7 and 8s there. The 2 for 1 dances are usually shorter songs…

I have been going to curves for years.Same interior except for the Players Lounge which was a more recent addition. They always has the best looking dancers of all the clubs in Tucson. I have…

The bar is decent. It is a big open rectangle with the stage in the middle. Makes it kind of tough to tip the girls on stage but hey, it saves you some…

Horse Play could be a good club if it had a few decent looking dancers. Unfortunately, it was sorely lacking in the dancer department during my short Wednesday evening visit. It’s located in…

Entered the club right around midnight on a Monday with little expectations, especially based on the outside appearance. Paid an $8 dollar cover, grabbed a beer and a seat next to the stage.…

I found myself in KofP area couple of weeks ago and stopped in to Just Enuff, mostly to get a drink and watch the dancers. I don't usually go for dances here as I'll…

I have been to this club a few times and it feels like every time that I go there, the place seems slower and slower and with less girls. I went around 11pm and it…

This was the last strip club I hit on my free day. I decided to try it out based on the reviews. I should've headed back to COI. The parking lot is somewhat small. It looks…

Finally,I paid a visit to this club with some friends.The location of this club is around Pueblo-Amigo hotel .It is a nice looking building with more then sufficient parking around it.We parked our car right…

As i said, we drove to 2 other which were bad and landed here. Old White ladies. Onnly one Dominican girl. Generally only in Caucasian females, but because of the quality settled on this younger…

After coming back into town last Friday, I thought I would go out before the weekend storm that had been forecast arrived. (The storm never did materialize.) I arrived a little after 11:00 p.m. and…

I went in to Seductions to see a particular dancer and she was even hotter in person. She showed me around and explained how things worked and options/pricing. They do have things all the way…

After several years, returned to DollHouse and was impressed with the better quality of dancers there, along with the updated club interior. Doesn't feel worn out now, and the dancers are younger and fresher than…

Honestly one of the best places around. Lots of variety for whatever you are interested in, girls tend to be white and Hispanic mostly. In this area it doesn't get too much better than this,…

This review is for a visit a year ago. Went with Yvonne so was hoping the place would be couple friendly. The cover was reasonable, the crowd at 10p on a Friday skewed young blue…

First time in Memphis, I had read so many reviews of Gold Club I figured it was the best place in town. The cover was $8, and they only serve beer in bottles (no…

I've been going to "the church" regularly for over a year now and just trying other clubs every couple months. After hearing about Men's Club from a lot of dancers and patrons that I've spoken…

Stopped by for some drinks and to relax. Drinks were okay ordered a few shots and some rum and coke. Bartender was down to earth and really cares about her customers. She…

This is my first visit on dayshift. no cover and reasonably priced drinks with a 2 drink minimum. On my previous trips there, I noticed that the girls usually hang out with the regulars.…

Went there on a weekday. Place is far away from civilization and near nothing. Anyway, they scan your ID as you enter. Big place inside, reasonably done, with a nice bar. They just had 3…

I've been to VG numerous times but more for the fact that is promoted as the place to be and I'm regularly dragged by the boys to go. The venue itself is well taken care…

I visited the Diamond for a bachelor party on a Friday night. As expected, the girls were all over the bachelor immediately trying to get dances. We wanted to spend some time in pervs row…

Another "stuntin" club where people go to show off how much money they have causing prices to sore for pretty basic entrainment. Dancers have good moves but appearance is not to outstanding, unless you're into…