Reviews

I now have the dubious distinction of having gone to ALL of the clubs in the Sacramento area which is not really a great feat. I’m going to share a portion of this review…

It was my last night in Lexington and I wanted to check at least one strip club out. I had a beer which wasn't too pricey. The club seemed a bit run down but it…

It's been a very long time since hitting Fantasies for a little entertainment. No cover, lots of TV screens to catch MMA, a shower on stage, and the ladies parade on the top of the…

I rarely hit the Hugger on Mondays. This time I got there about 530pm, and just hung out for a while. Jessie wasn't there and Charlotte was busy, so I decided to wait for the…

It has been a while since the last visit. I just stopped by on a Saturday night, and saw some changes. There were still plenty of dancers as usual, and the quality of dancers are…

ever get the question that pops into your head after a club visit that goes like, "why don't i ever learn?" i went to this club years ago, and the laps sucked. from that point…

So I decided to drop back into Sinsations to see what the "eXXXotica After Party" was all about this evening. Decent crowd tonight - as they were giving out free T-shirts, quality food, reasonable drink…

Another quick run to Delilah's Hazlet (or Keansburg) to end a long Saturday night. Caught the tail end of the shift before they were closing out for the evening and decided to find a hot…

Ok - so my fav has moved over here now. From what we discussed, seems like a bit of a chance that they are taking quite a few over from P10 due to some drama…

So I was down in Mexicali for a 1 night stay and decided to get out for the evening. I haven't been to Mexicali in a while and decided to try a new place.…

Showcase is not the flashiest, but one of DC area's best clubs. This isn't a place to go and be seen, but you can have fun, see beautiful women, and the ambiance is generally pretty…

The only prior time I was here was in 2011 (also going to Score's at that time). For some reason, I was not so impressed 5 years ago, It was a Friday night…

XTC Cabaret is located in far SE Austin. I had to be in the area anyway, so decided to stop by for a first time ever visit. There is parking to the left and right…

I like this club a lot. I have been here a handful of times mostly close to closing time and almost always have a great experience. The last time I went in it was pretty dead…

I have been to this club a few times over the last couple years. The outside is nice big open parking lot. Inside seems a little outdated. Typically have had a good experience. Almost always…

I visited BW for the first time on a Sunday night and it was a trip I'll never forget. -$20 cover charge at 11 pm ( the website says $10 cover on Sundays before 10…

So Fantasy has been completely remodeled. Nice bar area with a few beers on tap including a Sculpin IPA which is a go to for me.Not much business when I was there and I have…

Quite slow at Cheetah's tonight. About 7 or 8 girls I would say. A couple would have made my standards if they would come around. No girl came to talk to us…

About 7-8 girls, just like at Cheetah's, right before this. Saw a few nice looking girls, they stuck to themselves. We had a couple undesirable girls come over to our table, not much…

Went out for some food and were in the west end - tried out S4. We walked in, saw a chubby dancing on stage... the waitress saw us standing there and asked what we…

Made another visit back to Goddess. A late Monday so i wasn't sure how it would be with dancers and customers, since there awhen there isnt a game going on, sometimes its slow. But even slow it…

Pros: no cover, $20 dances with great mileage (got dances from 2 different girls), dancers aren't pushy, fairly cheap drinks ($7 well rum and coke). Cons: the place is really small so you can't really hang…

There were some rumours this place was closing earlier in the year. French language forum suggested some issues which I won't repeat here. However the club is open and providing more or less the…

This was my first ever visit to this club. I have clubbed in Philadelphia and its suburbs for a long time but never felt a need to explore this club. Partly becoz of my confusion…

I used to visit this club regulary. Over the past two years the dancer quality has dropped off the charts. The drinks are expensive compared to other clubs. The place is a…

Francois' Lounge physically resembles your neighborhood bar much more than a strip club. The bar along the east side of the building has three televisions which generally show sports channels. A tiny dancer…

I last visited on a Sunday night. Parked valet. They now have a sign that mandates valet vs street parking. I'm not sure how much they enforce it, but I followed the rule. Paid the cover and…

I returned to the Criket simply because my first "lapdance" there was so incredible. My home is three states away, and so the Criket is still an extra three hours away even when I'm in…

First time in New Orleans and this was one of the first clubs I checked out for the night and probably liked it the best. All the clubs on Bourbon street are overpriced and this…

There is no need to go into the physical description of this place as they have been described many times before. I am generally A REGULAR at another club in Providence but every once in…

Verde is 3 months pregnant with her fifth child and fifth baby daddy. Make sure to visit her; she needs the money for a new car since her last car was repossessed and has…

Admission is $8 after 8pm or i got in for free for showing my hotel key. Got a beer for $4.25. Nothing has changed with the club physically. There is still the large main stage…

Came to this club this past Saturday night. Got there around 8pm. Mandatory coat check with $10 cover. Bouncer was pretty frisky. This was a big club with a bar to the left and coaches…

I've visited this club on 3 occasions and have walked out yearning for more. The interior is somewhat tacky, like most of the Deja Vu clubs that I have visited. The staff is attentive,…

My trip here did not disappoint. Not super top notch, but one could do far worse. Value was good for what you get, good experience overall... would visit again. My trip here did…

Coming from a ex club manager.i was out going club to club to find a good location to host a bachelor party for a friend and about 75 other guests that would be with us.…

Great variety of ladies, perhaps less 10s than other downtown clubs like Brass Rail or For Your Eyes Only but this place more than makes up for it with how fun and open the ladies…

Visited here while passing through Columbia. I've never been to any clubs in Missouri, so I wasn't sure what to expect. It was $20 to get in, which I thought was a little high. Overall…

I visited this club with a group for a bachelor party. The club was large and comfortable, the drinks were reasonable (for a strip club) and the dancers were excellent. We're not to rowdy a…

Over the last 6 months, I've been noticing some positive changes in the dancers. Therefore I have continued to make visits. The building remains the same, the staff is attentive and is…

Visited EB again last Friday afternoon. I had planned on seeing a particular girl, but she texted me to say she was not coming. I still wanted some action, so stopped in to see the…

Honestly, tracks isn't that bad. Beer is 2.50 for a bud and you can get a bucket of 6 for 10 I belive. Yes the girls are below average and there's no private dances. Dances…

Friday's around 5-6pm are the best time to visit. First off there's a Buffett of finger foods and free cover. There's also tons of seats available. There's VIP high tables and I'm…

Not much is changed at this club since it went from being the pitiful Princess to the Scarlet Lounge. Most of the dancers in here are all about their stage time and very few will…

Kind of in the middle of nowhere but worth the trip, When you walk in you just see a bar right away and a dance area that sometimes has a girl working on it. But…

I visited this establishment around 8pm on a Thursday. The security here is a little more lax - so if you really want to save on valet, you can park at the strip mall nearby…

I haven't been to other clubs in the area, so I don't know how this compares. It's a small place and not a lot of room I just went for an hour.…

Based on some reviews that I had read over time I was pretty sure that KH8 would be my type of club. I had a rare work trip to LA and took the opportunity to…

I made a thorough tour through WP and Brooklyn a couple of weeks ago. I started at Blondies, then to went C Mowe's, Miss Kitty's, Roxy's, Bottoms Up, Pink Slip and back to Roxy's. That's…

I visited Follies for the first time last Friday afternoon, and … wow, just wow. I’ve been jealously reading reviews for some time and frankly didn't know if I would ever have an opportunity…

This is my third review of this place. And I can tell you that this is the best place in TJ. You have to stop on by if you are in the red…

I haven't been here in quite some time, and although not as fun as past visits, it's still a fun time. A word on the non-dancing staff...I don't have a problem with tipping, but to…

Was there the other night, and took a dance with a girl name irena. For a 5 min lap dance she was ok. But then wanted to get a private dance with her. To be…

Visited this club on a Thursday evening. There were about 11-25 dancers on the shift. After a quick pat down and 5 dollar cover at the enterance, entered the club. Beer is about 5 dollars…

Visited this club on a Thursday evening. There were about 11-25 dancers on the shift. After a quick pat down and 5 dollar cover at the enterance, entered the club. Beer is about 5 dollars…

Went here recently and worked the stages for a while auditioning for my one lap dance for the evening. Had to wait a while to find a dancer that was hands on. Lxxxx sat down…

This club is a fun little dive club. Not the prettiest club on the inside, and from the outside if we're being honest, but they've made a lot of upgrades recently for the better.…

I sat with Daisy most the night and had a great time. She is spunky and energetic with a little bit of fun attitude. Shelby is great too and I heard that Bama has…

Appreciate the recent well written reviews. I still like Criket better than other area clubs because this is the only Club I have found that is non smoking so you don't absorb all of that…

In celebration of my car finally getting repaired, I decided to take a trip out of Jacksonville and head an hour or so down to Daytona beach for two days. Naturally, being in a different…

I haven't been to this club in years. Sunday night. No stunners. Was approached first by relatively attractive Ukrainian girl. Reasonably friendly but shift change was in a few minutes and I wasn't interested…

Buddy was in town so I figured we'd head to the vu for some fun. Pretty dead when we got in around 10, but things picked up quickly. I noticed a cute AA dancer on…

Was in town for the weekend (catching some sports) and made the move to visit Kahoot's late Friday night. Uber ride from downtown was about $15, not that bad. The place itself was clean, wait staff…

I've been to Hong Kong a few times now and changed my strategy a few times to try to get the most "bang for my buck" literally. I still think the best way to fuck…

So i travel quite a bit. I go to a lot of clubs. I try and be open about what i see and what i experience. My first impresssion was tourist trap. Honestly it didn't…

Got there around 1PM. I chose this place because everyone has talked it up. Reading the reviews you would have to be a real idiot to get a bad dance here. Found a seat close to…

Went to check out paradise on a weekday recently to find out they have new specials. They now have $105 dollar VIPs all week instead of the $100 dollar Wednesday thing…

Stopped by at a little after 9:00 p.m. on a Saturday evening. The club is located in a small, low-end, suburban strip mall just off the highway. Although the strip mall is low…

I've worked at Sassy's for 6 years so of course I think we're the best. Dances start at $25, we set our own prices for topless vs. full nude. No touching allowed in dances and…

Setup of this club has been covered in previous reviews. Arrived at the club around 11pm on a saturday night. Ample parking and there was a $15 cover charge and wand down at…

It's been several years since I visited Inner Room Cabernet, but was in Cocoa Beach on a recent Sunday night, so I made a return visit. In a word it sucked. There was no cover…

This was my first time to Sapphire. I had read a lot about it. All the reviews are correct. It is posh, fun place but expect to speed some serious dough. I arrived and was…

Have decided to visit Ritz since I haven't been here for over a year now. Dancers were noticeably older than before, with most of the good looking girls from Cuba and elsewhere hardly…

I arrived around midnight on Friday. Lot was packed but I found a spot in the back. The club was smaller than expected and too bright for me. There's one main room with a semi-secluded area…

Entering Baccara you have to buy a drink outside which is not a big hurdle.only 180 baht. Going inside you immediately see the stage packed with very young girls in bikini and very short skirts without…

I stopped in The Colorado looking for some fun after having dinner at my hotel room. I had been before a few years ago. The decor is the same, but the dancer quality has changed.…

The talent of Sharks has changed a lot since April. It significantly dropped. For some reasons, it attracted lots of girls of lower quality from other FKK clubs. Sharks allows a freedom in working schedules…

I've been coming to Diamond Dolls on an almost monthly basis for the past year or so and one thing that's good about the club is they have numerous hot Cuban dancers. In fact, this…

This particular visit to Scores was more exciting than most because I had the pleasure of meeting EastCoaster, another fellow TUSCL club goer who was happy to visit the club together with me during his…

If you want to take some curious friends to a "strip club" go to Jumbo's. If you're lonely and want a hot girl to erotically grind her butt on your sad boner, go to…

What's up guys. Just got back from this place and decided to add another review. Parked down the block and saw a bunch of dudes in a huddle hangin right outside the door…

This place has become my regular spot. Daytime is fairly promising with consistent shows and 7+ girls. Some days are worse than others mondays being the worst in my opinion. The drink…

I've been to a few in Philly and Delilah's my favorite club. They seem to have the best selection of girls and they treat their regulars well. After a couple of visits, I've decided to…

Passing through Houston and had some time for a visit befote my next appointment the next day. The place has been described before so I won't go into a lot of details. The…

Went to Double Visions on a Monday night with a buddy for his birthday but was also there previously a few months before. The place looks nice and had a large parking lot. Inside was…

Was in Phoenix for the weekend, managed to get away long enough to reluctantly check out the HL on Saturday afternoon. My last visit was the day after the raid, and I was admittedly…

Am a dancer and i called this club 2 days before i showed up there..was coming all the way from montreal with a friend we both work as dancers..everything was fine when i spoke to…

I had the same experience as others: a rather stern gentleman greeted me at the door. I look at this as a **very good thing**, though. Anyone who wants to make trouble will…

I came in on a Friday evening. The place was pretty small and the layout was more like a small cafe than a strip club with tables surrounded by metal (?) chairs. There is one…

I have been to this club several times now while in London. The most consistent thing I notice is the terrible service. The waitresses (and there are several so that is not the problem) are…

I was in town for a Browns' game and decided to come to the Crazy horse later on after the game since it was close to my hotel. All in all it was an ok…

One of those clubs that when in the area I stop in. Not very crowded - was there mid afternoon. Probably more dancers than customers, hard to keep track of how many dancers were…

I recently moved to the east valley so I decided to check out Sonny's. I heard it's not great, but I wanted to be the judge. I like to visit the clubs in the afternoon…

The club is very cleanliness. Top notch place. Very classy feel. Multiple rooms. You're in vegas so you're spending pretty good money there. Cover can be avoided if you can make it to the back…

Have been to this club few times and it is a nude club so no drinks from club but you can get it by urself. 15 to 20 for cover. Dancer quality is ok not…

Another Saturday afternoon visit with lots of dancers of all shapes and colors, something for everyone. I found less Cuban dancers than on a previous vista, but enjoyed several dances from the lovely Paula from…

I walked in and although there was a cover, there wasn't anyone greeting customers at the door. Confused, I kept walking and stood at the bar to get a drink. Unfortunately, I stood there for…

What is there to say about Follies that hasn't been said. Easily the best club I have been to and each trip I leave happy. Got there right at opening on Saturday, get there early…

First time in Seattle and my hotel is a 10 minutes walk so decided to make my way down. The quality of the girls is good and are on the thinner side (good…

Last time I visited (on a Thursday), it was pretty dead. I wondered if this place got crowded on the weekend. Turns out it does. The Saturday I was there, what struck me most was…