Reviews

Had the privilege to go to Puerto Rico for the first time. It was gorgeous and of course the women were fine as wine. A friend of mine told me a great mongering spot in…

Oasis is near the airport on a 4-lane industrial road across from car dealerships. It has a well lit, fenced in parking lot right in front, with additional parking in the back, but you…

Me and a group of friends went on Wednesday night, after the game in Cleveland. We went to power cabaret first but was not all that exciting so found our way to the flats at…

I was in SoCal with some daylight hours to kill so I drove over to Industry to peep the scene. I was undecided between SR and Synn but figured The Rhino had a better reputation…

You can look at my previous reviews for the setup of this place. I usually come on weekdays but this time I had a chance to visit on the weekend and paid a $20 cover. There…

I visit this place during the day mostly. While there are a couple of girls that I would not normally "choose" to have a dance with, everyone i have met there is always fun…

I am mainly a bourbon guy but i decided to venture outside of my comfort zone and try something new. I am tried of seeing the same girls at Bourbon. The girls have a strangle…

I have not been here in about a year. Showed around 9pm on a Tuesday. They ask to see your ID then paid cover. It was a little over 20 dollars. To the right they…

This is the club I visit the most due to proximity and convenience of the location. There are some good times to be had in this club which is mostly full of Latinas.…

Beware and avoid. I used to be a regular. The place is set to close at some point. Was seriously hustled. Had a few drinks and a nice dance for 4 songs. Nothing exceptional. I…

I was staying in an air BnB right outside of duncanon PA and castaways was only 10 minutes away. When i arrived i was amazed at how out of place it looked, but i have…

I stopped by around 2am on a Saturday night this past Fall. Club is in a stretch of strip malls with parking in the back. Typical cover charge and they force you to put your…

I went there on Sunday evening to take a break from driving. The place is on the interstate next to motel and seems like a truckers stop. They checked id and let me in with…

It was around 9:00 on a Thursday and I was driving into Seattle from the north, down Lake City Way, deciding whether to stop at Deja Vu, Rick's or Pandora's. Pandora's is the best club…

Got in at around 11PM. Cover was a little steep at 50$. Came as a surprise as I was returning to Vegas after 10 years. The place had at least 20-30 dancers. I got approached…

Stopped at Lido first but there was nothing good happening, so I left in under five minutes. Cheaters is at most two miles away, but the traffic was so stupid, seemed like it took…

The place has a nice hole in the wall feel, but the ventilation is a bit lacking. Parking was easy, no valet required. No cover was charged when I went in around 7ish. There…

As this place was for me in 2000, it is becoming my go to place again. Located on the eastbound side of Rt 20 in Worcester, easy to get to and find. Plenty of parking,…

This review will cover a recent Monday and Friday night visit to the Cadillac Lounge. I arrived about 9:30 on a Monday night. Security guy was sitting in his car by the door. I didn't see…

Arrived on monday for opening. Heard Suzy, Cayenne and Savanna on the schedule. Also heard Lena and Thais as well as Sharon and Nicole so thought I might see them if they were there and…

Great club with a lot of the old dancers from Sahara working here now since it burnt down.and this is in Anaheim as well. They have an area down stairs that serves alcohol. And…

I have visited Angels several times over the past year. So this is a composite review, covering both day and night shifts. The club is located just east of kalamazoo, surrounded by the flood…

It had been a while since the last time I had stopped in, and traffic was heavy, so I decided to give it a try again. The parking lot was surprisingly full compared to…

This will be a short review. Not much to talk about. I entered about 9:00. No entry fee. Sat at the bar and ordered a $7 beer. A little high,…

I was coming into Atlanta from out of town with some time to burn before I ventured into rush hour traffic. Did a quick google search for strip-clubs and I was soon at the parking…

Hit up Pinups about 4:30 on a Saturday. When I arrived there was parking open in the front and around back. Parking was free and with a simple pay down I was in the front…

Goldrush Showbar is right off the highway, very close to the Atlanta airport. The parking lot is worn down, but not terrible. Security did a light, inoffensive pat down. Entry was $20. Upon entry, there…

I was back in Switzerland at the end of November after a few years away. I'll readily admit that returning to Globe was a significant part of me choosing to fly in and out…

Got there approximately 9pm on Saturday night. Parking lot was full in the front so I parked on the left side parking lot. I got in and paid 20 bucks entrance and got padded down by security…

Was at Sapphires recently for one of their bachelor party packages. Was about 10 of us, think we all threw in $100 for limo, private table, and $1000 bottle credit which amounted to a bottle…

Ok so this is a pretty surreal experience. Rolled in around 5pm, directly into a huge open area which was fairly crowded for a weekday afternoon. I think there are $1 drinks so…

It was time to visit this place again. Wed night, about 6 pm. No cover at this time. Kinda picked a bad table as the girls seem to gather along the wall behind us. This…

I have been here a couple of times over the years but was in the area and stopped in early evening on a Wednesday. I think I may have caught it before a lot…

After a 6 month club hiatus, Decided to drop by the LCDJV for some afternoon fun. I was really hoping to see my favorite dancer Elle. She has always provided great dances for me.…

My recent Friday and Saturday nights at Cadillac Lounge have been good but not great. Talent is decent. Stage shows entertaining. But private dances are waaay the fuck too expensive. On top of that lately…

Chicas used to be one of my favorite clubs because the day shift girls were all 8s/9s/10s. Well, I've gone every day of the week and the daytime is totally dead, 4-6 pretty mediocre girls…

Went a little closer to 7ish, pulled in the lot and parked (make sure you park in the same direction as other cars). Usually if you get there in the afternoon parking is free, this…

After my plane touched down, headed straight over to Oz. I’m doing a basic set up, since this place has been reviewed like a hundred times. It’s big, with a few stages at slightly different…

Last Friday was the annual Christmas party at the Foxy Lady. Included with your admission was a 6 month VIP pass giving you free admission and VIP parking. The same deal was offered at the…

Went into this place last Thursday and there have been some changes. There's not two poles and two girls can be up there at any given time. They now dance three songs instead of…

Sammy’s used to be a really fun place to burn an afternoon playing hookey from work but it has clearly changed hands over the years and the furnace seems to be the go to place…

I have reviewed this place in the past and the basic layout hasn’t changed. It has ample parking in the back. When you walk in, the bathroom is directly in front of you. It is…

Place: I went to this place at Saturday night. I drove there and this place located at a sus town area, seems not very safe. But it has a square parking lot with limited parking and…

Monday evening visit (around 7:00pm), and to be honest mostly all the Zona bars were dead this time around and that includes HK bar. Luckily, I had an OTC hookup lined-up @8pm with my 20…

First time in St. Pete's so I thought I'd try this place. It was about a 20 minute walk from my hotel. I planned to arrive at 9:00. I figured I get…

Okay, so the Doc decided to hit up Foxy for the holiday party. Got there around 8 pm, parked on the street, $10 cover. The VIP cars for free admission for the…

Stopped in on a Monday, had minimal time, but seeing as how rarely I’m in the area I’m like Flash Gordon if there’s even a chance I can stop in. Had no beer, couldn’t drink…

This place is in a decent neighborhood. Bring a lot of singles. This is something I definitely wasn't prepared for. They just keep stopping by. All of them. I'm not from the NJ area so…

Drove thru PA on my way to AC. Stopped in about 930 on a Saturday. It is a stand alone building surrounded by woods. $10 door charge, show ID, get wanded. There is…

I was in the vicinity and decided to make the drive to Desire. It's definitely out of my way, and Route 146 from Worcester really sucks, but the drive was worth it. The place has been…

After taking a long break from the club scene I decided to venture back and see what was new. My older review gives a good overview of Sugars: * https://tuscl.net/dashboard/reviews/351886 On this particular occasion I brought along…

Found out Friday 13th was a BT's Christmas Event. Usuallly a great buffet, lots of entertainers. A lot of patrons. Stopped in to check it out. No cover dayshift. Bar on the right as you enter.…

Hi this place around 1 pm on a Wednesday. It looks like a shithole on the outside, which gives a fair sign of what lies within. Smallish, beat-up asphalt parking lot just off the edge…

I made my first visit to Penn Port Pub when in town for work recently. I arrived later in the evening and was one of 3 clients in the club. There were three…

Is my favorite club in Western PA. Easily the best in Pittsburgh. I do return frequently. Expect at least a $10 cover charge. I believe it is a $20 cover charge…

I had an open Saturday afternoon awhile back so I ventured over to Chicas Locas for another go. Arrived around 2:00 p.m. and plenty of parking although it seemed the valet were starting to…

Went on a weekday evening a few weeks ago. The parking lot was pretty full but there's plenty of parking nearby as well. Unlike previous times I've been there where I had to pay cover…

Visited Henry's 2 weeks ago at about 2 pm. The usual rough, fenced in parking lot. Paid the $5 cover at the door and had a seat at the bar near the 2 side…

Monday Night Football at Ybor. I called and they told me that the game would be on TV. They had plenty of TVs. It was $10 to enter. Can’t remember what time I came in…

So the place is right next to a gas station. You walk in you're patted down by security. $10 entry on Fri and Sat. Those 2 days will have the most girls and the main…

Went on a Sunday afternoon. Walked in and no one was at the front desk, sooo no cover was paid. Overall the place was reasonably nice. Bathroom was clean. They have $3 beer specials on…

Arrived around 3:30pm. Plenty of parking available, got a light pat down by the door man and paid the pleasant girl up front $10. Walked in and took a seat at the nearest bar. 8-10…

Leaving a second review. I have been to AB a few times now. Also tried some of the other clubs in town. I keep coming back here for a few reasons. $20 Dances - the…

It was a friends birthday and we were in the southbay for dinner and drinks. After hopping a few bars, we decided to hit pinkpoodle. The cover was $25 and the checkin was smooth. the guys…

Stopped in on a Wednesday after a sales call, had some free time so I thought I might as well grab a drink and see if there any girls I knew. Not…

I went to Sapphire and didn’t like hanging out in the theater room because the main room is getting remodeled. I called Rhino for a free pick up. The girl told me it will…

Pretty good variety of cute girls working. Fully nude on stage, for ~$120 you can get a vip experience which imo was a bit underwhelming. From what I understand it has something to do with…

I hadn't been in CL since the total renovation - place looks fantastic! Basically same layout with the multipole center stage surrounded by a BIG bar ... which gives plenty of room for seating…

This was my first Friday afternoon visit in a very long time. The club has a large and free parking lot, and no cover in the afternoon. The interior was large and fairly upscale, with…

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon. Usually not a lot of customers, but a decent lineup. Paid my $10 cover for byob, 2 non alcohol drinks. Girls do a 2 song, topless stage dance,…

First time ever visiting an Atlanta club. Made it here about 8:30 on Thursday, pulled up to the Valet ($10 plus tip), walked through metal detector, $20 cover and I was in. Bar is straight…

I went alone on a Friday night after hearing some good reviews from other folks. The place is a bit run down so it wasnt the best first impression but I was hoping I could…

Been here a few times on Friday nights and each experience was pretty much the same. First of, it’s a big club, they got a huge stage in the center and a small one that some…

Spearmint Rhino November 2024 Clients and I Uber'd from Bellagio to Spearmint Rhino late Sunday night. The Uber ride is like 10-miutes and around $20, and it is more discreet, but you might be charged a…

Decided to stop in after lunch in Janesville. $5 cover collected by the manager/bouncer at the booth as you go in. Diamond was bartending. Beers were $5 w/tip. I've had dances…

Visited on a Saturday night at 7 pm. Plenty of parking-- good open security. The lady at the door waved the fee-- I was confused until I discovered I was the only…

So I stopped by Vics on a Sat. afternoon. Because last visit I stopped by around 1:30 and that was way too early, I changed this time to almost 4:00 pm. Oddly enough,…

It's been more than a year since I last visited Mario's. That time there were two customers, including me, and mine was the only money being spent. In comparison, the place was hopping when…

I haven’t been to this club in years. I hate to say it still looks exactly the same as I first went 20 plus years ago. They were running a special on two…

Parking lot was pretty full when i stopped in on Tuesday evening. paid 12-16 to get in. don't remember amount. The stage is left as you get buzzed in. Took a seat on the…

I visited KOD on a Friday around 9 PM. There was no cover charge, which was a pleasant surprise, but I think it's normally $10. I grabbed a seat at the bar and ordered a…

Friday afternoon impromptu visit, the proviotal "just in the neighborhood". The parking lot was full so I parked in the motorcycle parking area by the front door. I wasn't the only car there so I…

I went there with a couple of buddies around 1:40, they did have valet, decided to just park since the lot was pretty empty at that time of the night, found some right in the front. We…

$10 entry. Just before 10. Cash only. The DJ rushed over to collect it. He said it’s $20 after 11. Quiet, freezing night in this tiny West Virginian town. Only around 5 dancers when I walked…

I don’t usually make a habit of visiting Stateline on a regular basis, but I’d made what I’d expected to be my only visit for a long while last week, and I had such a…

Been a while since my last visit, but wanted to it check out again as it has exceeded my expectations first time around. I visited on a Thursday afternoon, no cover charged and very little change…

Never been here before but was in the area and decided to check it out, Never again. I arrived at about 7:30 on a Saturday and there were about 12 dancers there and an equal…

Went there for their customer appreciation party. Arrived around 6:30pm. Usually cover is about 10-15. Dropped off a toy and cover was free entry. Oval bar in front with main stage on left side. Couple…

I went on a Wednesday evening which is definitely their off night but it’s a great club and it still delivered. The girls working that night were surprisingly hot and fun for a their least…

I stopped by club Omaha on a trip with my fiancée back in August, when I was first introducing her to strip clubs. Right off the bat, this club is much better for couples than…

I was in the neighborhood, so I dropped by Dialblas on Braker and 35. Many of the girls are from Chicas Bonitas. My visit was about 3:00 on a weekday and there were 4 other customers…

Location: Near Wallymart on the north side of town; if you’re into planes, it’s fun to watch the airliners sweep low overhead as they land at Eppley Airfield. Big parking lot. Prices: No cover…

I will actually mention the layout since everyone skips over that but it seems meaningful. Very small. I was there on a Sat night so it was crowded but even if it wasn't I would…

valet or can park on the street for free. We parked on the side street and walked up with no problems. $20 cover at night. Long bar on the right when you walk in,…

Another trip to Detroit, another stop at the Criket. Fenced and free parking in the back. Free entry with no pat down or id check. After entering I took a deep breath…

This is my neighborhood, local strip club. I love it and have been going there for a long time. I just returned for a trip to Red Rose. I got there around 4pm and it…

Overcast afternoon. Had some errands to run in DC. Good enough excuse to pop by CCR. Off the blue/yellow Crystal City Metro stop. Small parking lot shared with a closed Chinese takeout place and a 7…

It really won't matter if there's new ownership without a complete revamp. There's only one or two dancers that weigh less than 200lbs (Crystal and Kayla). And everybody wants to get dances…

Got to Paradise around 11:40 pm on a Friday. Had a free pass I found from a couple years ago which they accepted. Plenty of parking out front. Used to come here plenty a few…

Decided to head to BTs last minute on Thursday, haven't been out on the seen for a hot minute. I got there around 8:30pm, paid the night entrance fee $20 walked in and…