Reviews

Was driving up to Green Bay for an interview. Since GB seems to only have The Oval Office as an option, which doesn't have glowing reviews here, I decided to stop somewhere along the way.…

I was kind of surprised. I've spent quite a bit of time at Casa in the past pre pandemic and it was always an absolute hoot. This time I brought a young lady with me…

Visited on a Wednesday at about 8pm club was surprisingly busy for a weekday. BTs is one of my favorite spots to frequent as of the last few months and I have a few favorites.…

Going to Rosarito to check out the clubs was ATF1’s idea. When my ATF1 was pissed off at the Zona clubs she would come here to work, but they are open only Thursday through Saturday.…

Went again for some afternoon brain and chill. Got a few dances at $10 which you can’t beat. Settled on a girl who quoted me $80 for a BJ while diving me a dance. Her…

Juliana wasn't aggressive like Carmen, or as outgoing as Nena. She was more reserved, demure and innocent. I found her while chica hunting on a Sunday night, the last night of a 4 day romp…

I normally frequent TT more often than PP, but only had about an hour to kill before dinner and PP was closer to my hotel and restaurant, so it was the most efficient place to…

Good ol Scarlett’s. Sadly, the only strip club in Sioux Falls. It needs some competition, and for damn good reason. This club is in a strip mall over by I29 north and 41st. You have…

The last month I visited a handful of times mainly Friday-Sunday. If you are planning on visiting during a weekend time I would say Friday afternoons are still the best shift. It can be busy…

The “Abridged Version” All the geographical and architectural information remains the same! If you know the prices and how Lust works, skip down to *THE GIRLS* *SERVICE* I find bartenders efficient, friendly and attractive. A few would be high…

This is not a strip club, but rather a parking lot. But it does share a lot of the same qualities strip clubs have. For instance, when you drive into the lot, several women in…

I do not get to Dallas very often but when I do, I make it a point to stop at baby dolls. This visit was at about 130 or 2 o’clock in the afternoon and…

I was jonesin pretty hard for some action at a club. I had been here before and was in the area, so I decided to pop in. It was a Tuesday afternoon and there were…

I didn’t enjoy this club. I checked out a few while in town for work and this ranked the worst. Walked in and stood at the awkward desk in the entry way waiting for an…

Stopped in on my tour of the OKC strip club scene while in town for work. Had seen stuff about this club online and the history of the club so wanted to check it out.…

Traveled out to Webster last Sunday Specifically to see one particular dancer "Crystal" who I knew from RI Dolls. First the positives: Fairly large roomy place with a good size "U" shaped stage with seating in…

Let's get straight to the point: This place never fails to please and I have yet to have a bad experience! I'll dispense with the parking (self-park; $5 afternoon), entry (walk-thru metal detector), cover ($5 after…

Visited on Wednesday 12/11. Quick pat down, paid the 10$ cover. As you enter DJ booth in left square elevated stage in center, bar is past the DJ with a hallway for leading to the…

Looking over the reviews here, I seem to be the only guy who didn't get the message that the Sahara Theater had burned down. My buddy and I were in Anaheim on business and…

Parking lot was pretty empty and not fenced in like at Danny's. But, there was security out front who wanded me before entry. Then $10 cover to get in. Sat myself at…

Based on the reviews here for this club I knew I needed to check it out when in town. I went on a Monday evening around 8pm. Walked in and paid cover charge at the…

Was here on a Sunday around 8-9 PM and found lots more dancers than customers. Maybe 40 dancers and 15-20 customers? As such, the competition and pressure were strong. There were…

Overview: Today's side quest on the Sunday, mid-afternoon, before Christmas was extremely uneventful. I wanted to jokingly put "The Hippo: Dive Bar Edition" as the title lol. Layout: No change to previous reviews. Dancers: 0... :(…

At around 8 PM on a recent Saturday night, Chicago Club was happening. There were between 80-100 chicas working, with maybe 100-120 patrons present. The service was excellent, the beers cold, the food agreeable, they…

Decided to check this club out and was very impressed. Club has a good layout with a large tipping stage that can fit several dancers at once and includes several additional poles located throughout the…

A wise TUSCLer once quipped to me that the talent at D&G depends "on the direction of the wind." This, in my limited experience, rings astoundingly true. I've been to, and reviewed D&G on…

Went about 2 weeks ago around 2pm. Was pretty empty, about 10 girls and a 1-1 ratio. I was looking for attention and have no standards so this place delivered. The girls were all nice…

This place doesn't really start hopping until 9:30 or so, and I left at that time, so in this case the early girls got the worm (me). Fortunately 3 such girls are favorites of mine. Entrance…

The tub in my room at the Rizo was warm and filled past the brim with suds, forming a fortress of foam around Carmen and I, as we sloshed around and cannoodled naked. Carmen was…

The law of averages was going to catch up with me sooner or later. This night I had my first disappointing visit to PH in a while. The source of my disappointment was the lineup.…

This was my first experience in a strip club went around 11PM on a friday night, there's a 20$ entry fee and they made us buy 30$ beer per person to stay there. The lady…

Had been wanting to check this place out as it’s a much closer trip than my normal go to of Cheetah Hallandale. Literally 10 minutes from my hotel. Where’s cheetahs is a sold 30-45 minutes.…

It had been a while since I’d clubbed in Texas, sadly. Florida and Texas have club scenes that are not duplicated elsewhere. There may arguably be better individual clubs in other places, but Texas and…

Found myself back at the million dollar club. Thursday evening, let’s say 6ish. Like I’ve said before, The building has a big sign on it but is otherwise underwhelming and is attached to…

Went here on a cold friday night in a mood to spend 300 dollars. The staff at the entry was felt too rude $3 for compulsory coat check $30 entry fee and compulsory drinks you…

Came to Bourbon at around 2pm after breaking away from work. The parking is great, especially if you have higher end cars. I parked behind the building away from the street and this is…

Club was easy to find. Plenty of parking. Lots of lighting. Building was huge. Walked up to front. Bouncer did quick search and asked if I wanted VIP on 2nd…

Went this past Friday after midnight. Cover is 20$. Not sure about the parking arrangements since I took an uber. Bouncer asked my taste, and I told him I like girls with big natural titties. And sure…

Stopped in for a visit after a meeting in Philly. Located on Delaware Ave but plenty of parking along the side of the building in the afternoon. During the afternoon there is no…

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue…. I was fortunate enough to coordinate a recent visit to the Zona with fellow monger, @RonJax2, and this review will cover our experiences at HK on days 2 and…

Friday 3 PM. No cover and no pat down. About a dozen girls working and about the same number of customers. Most of the customers had a girl sitting with them, either at the…

This is a combination of a Monday and Wednesday afternoon visit review - VENUE: I arrived at 1:30 or 2 on each day, the paved parking lot was very open, it cost $10 to…

Visited this on a Wednesday evening, it is a BYOB club, got a pack and went in with my friends, there is a main stage with a couple of dancers and there are three side…

The club is located close to lodging along 179th St, but the street itself requires a roundabout approach from the Interstate. The atmosphere is more bar-with-a-stage than club-with-a-bar. Besides a few chairs ringing the stage…

I've been to Cricket's multiple times. I prefer weeknights as the weekends can get very rowdy, and I prefer a calmer atmosphere. It's almost always a solid experience and last Wednesday was standard. You can…

Place is located in warehouse type district in decent part of town a few blocks from Target. Parking is ok and seems safe. I wasn’t charged a cover when I arrived around 7pm…

This place is in the heart of Downtown Windsor. At first glance this does not look like a nude strip club more like an exclusive club. The place is open on Thursday, Friday and Saturday…

Hello back again to start off I have finally had a day off from work and had bought some tickets for an event out towards Boston , however along the way I took a stop…

Good: quantity of girls, relaxed mgmt, value for grind Bad: pole show, dumpy place, smoking cell, parking This place isn’t going to change, for both the good and the bad. Usual Wednesday mid-evening arrival. Still…

Friday night visit around 8pm. Don't remember the cover charge but nothing outrageous. Was happy hour until 9 pm - beers were about $5 each. Club is relatively small - bar is in front of…

Stopped in the club for the first time since they dropped the day shift. The day shift was dropped when Cheetahs opened their day shift several months ago. I rarely visited Capital at…

I usually stop at this club since it opened during the day. This was really my first visit for the night shift. It happened to be their Christmas party night, so the…

Context of visit: I had just arrived in Tijuana that evening, prepped myself for a fun evening, met up with @RonJax2 for drinks and then was his wingman at the famous Hong Kong Club for…

Parking - $20 for parking or $40 VIP parking. A signboard says you can't enter and decide to not pay $20 and leave. So we just parked on a street nearby for free Getting in…

The outside. Giant teal cinder block building in an industrial neighborhood. Big parking lot looks like it was a mill at some time. The inside. When you enter there was a metal detector with no one…

I had a free day, so I decided to check out some of the local talent. I rarely get a chance to visit the clubs anymore, so I noticed that times have changed. I remember…

Context: As I’ve said in some other reviews, Bourbon St is what it is. It is not a mongering destination by any means but I’m making the best of being here. I arrived at Rick’s…

This review is a summary of 3-4 visits over the past few months The club is located a couple miles outside of the main downtown business district. Area is a little sketchy but still felt…

Showed up around 10 pm on a Thursday night. $5 for self parking, $10 cover. Chicks were insanely hot and very friendly. $25 for a private dance and $20 for a table dance. They definitely…

Was driving through for work and stopped into Bristol to see if it would be a good day or not. Unfortunately it was not. As described elsewhere this is a typical rural Wisconsin bar. Nothing…

I stopped by to check out Synn COI on a Saturday early evening. Fist I will have to say the biggest disappointment here is the parking. It’s a very small shopping center very few spots,…

I went to the le rouge lounge last month on a thursday night. Le rouge is the original lido room. I used to be a regular at their events before the pandemic. I arrived before 10pm and the…

So since Chicas closed decided to try out Diablas since that is where pretty much all Chicas girls went. Pull up it is in a strip mall, easy free parking. Walk in $10 cover so…

First time visit...glad to stop in. Arrived around 10:45 after a concert. Easy parking and quite a few cars in the lot. Modest cover $20 with a one drink minimum at a full bar. Music…

Stopped in on Friday night after not going for 3-4 years. Truly not sure why think it was more convenience than anything. Gravel lot odd poplar level was we’ll let decent amount of cars looks…

Stopped in at Stage Dolls for the first time in a long while. It's a U shaped bar that takes up most of the room. No cover. Lap dances are $20. Have no idea bout…

The other non-OneGC club on the COI block, this place has been on my to-do list for a while... Admission: $20 Dance Prices: $40/3 songs, $10/min in the VIP rooms (15 min room is less private…

I didn’t want to repeat more of the mundane items so if you want venue descriptions and all that jazz, you can refer to my review from September 2024 or other members reviews. This…

Uber from airport area hotel Friday night around 700, as usual on a solo creep. Monroes is maybe 2-3 miles from pbi airport. My first time here. I think cover was 15.00. Hit…

This place is now known as Bucks Platinum. There haven't been a lot of changes made to the club since the change, except for the removal of the shower at the end of the…

Mardi Gras 2 is a somewhat convenient location off the highway in East Windsor in a comfortable part of the town. Large two tier parking lot with plenty of room. Basic security at the front…

I've been here a couple of times to see a few baristas from Temptations Coffee. They were both attractive and fun, but the options seem to be limited, and scale up very quickly in price.…

First time to Bucks Wild. Found myself in Dallas on Tuesday night and decided to try this place instead of BBD since it is full nude and has a Tuesday dance special. Easy enough to…

I was in the area for other reasons and was originally planning to go to a different club as I had tried this place before and was not impressed. But that other placed was…

Another Dallas layover had be at BBD on a Tuesday night. Stopped by about 11:30 after a somewhat disappointing trip to Bucks Wild up the road. Easy parking like always and I think $5 to…

Context: I recognize that Bourbon St isn’t really good mongering grounds. I was in town and it is what it is. I arrived just before 8pm and left just before 9pm. Location: PH is like half a…

I went on a Thursday night, which I assumed would be pretty busy, but surprisingly the club was mostly empty from patrons. There were easily more girls working than patrons. The location has been mentioned many…

IMPORTANT INFORMATION: Miss Margaret's Christmas Party will be on Saturday December 21st from 3 pm to "Late". Cover charge for men before 4 pm is $15, and then $20 thereafter. Entry…

Walked in on a Friday night. There were a good amount of performers present, but not many that were my type. As soon as I walked in, a latina came and sat next to me. She…

Visited last week. Hadn’t been in years, back when it was called “pink monkey” and under different ownership. But curiosity got the better of me. Paid the cover and walked upstairs. Meager selection. Maybe 6…

I went to flash dancers last friday night around 8pm. I paid a $20 cover charge and then I paid $5 for the coat check. I then ordered a mixed drink at the bar and it was…

I flew into Tampa Thursday evening for a Friday morning appointment. 7 figures was one of the 4 clubs I visited that evening. After Luke warm visitors to truth, Pink Pussy Cats, and Ybor…

So this is my 2nd review after prolly 2 years of this place. Not much has changed since then. The setting, the lounge area and the lap dance area are still the same. It's a non-descript…

Parking is easy, at least in afternoons. And they have 2 driveways to get in, which is important due to flooding and traffic. Place is very inconsistent. Sometimes they ask for ID, sometimes not. Sometimes they ask…

The last time I went was about a year ago. I was bored and decided to go. It was a Monday night. I was thinking football and tits would be a nice way to spend…

Every other review on here is accurate AF. I don't know what to add here. Parking was brightly lit. I went in at around 8PM. 5$ entry. The girls were mostly Cuban and very nice.…

I visited on a Thursday night after 2am. This place stays open until 4am. The cover to enter is $5 and then you pay $20 at the front desk for parking. Or it's the other…

Rick’s remains a solid option for city-dwellers and city-visitors that don’t have the time or inclination to head to frankly better suburban options such as Gold Room and Polekatz. I’ve covered the place in prior…

Stopped by here recently after midnight on a Saturday. Small parking lot shared with a liquor store and an adult book shop. Parking not really a problem…

Went on a Saturday a while back around 10pm. This club is down an alley and up some stairs in a pretty touristy part of Waikiki, but late at night there’s not so many people…

Went on a late Wednesday afternoon in November towards the end of day shift going into the start of night shift. It had been a couple of years since I’ve been to TT so I was…

Ok. I’ll try to be as brief as possible. First, all the price details on the main page for Cheetah are accurate. After entering (paid cover and gave ID for check), the female manager greeted…

Have been here a couple of times before. Location easy to find, parking attendant present and seemed like a safe enough area in the daytime. No ID check inside, cover $5. Client base seemed like…

Went around 3 on a Thursday, stayed for a few hours. Layout: There is parking at the club, but I have no idea if it costs anything. I just take an Uber to the club. Got waived…

Went there while on a work event. Called up for a limo service. Got the limo and made it there. My friend and I were drunk. Hot there and still had to to pay the…

After the disappointment at The Rhino, I drove over to Synn for the first time. Parking was extremely difficult and I had to drive around the area a few times before a car pulled out…

Context: First of all, a shout out to Sinclair. I really like his review titles. So, I adopted MJX as the start of my title. Second, I recognize that Bourbon St isn’t really good mongering grounds,…

Got in around 11pm on a Friday night and didn't pay cover cause I printed a pass from their website. Staff was in astonishment that I actually printed it out, saved myself $20.…

A surprisingly good first visit. Very happy. Walked in around 11pm and paid a $25 entry fee which came with a wristband. A sign said one-drink minimum, but they also said something about BYO. I…

Visited for a lunch during a workday. Knowing there were reasonable buffet options and a small cover ($5) realized it might be a worthwhile detour. Friendly staff art the front door but don't wear…