Reviews

Overcast afternoon. Had some errands to run in DC. Good enough excuse to pop by CCR. Off the blue/yellow Crystal City Metro stop. Small parking lot shared with a closed Chinese takeout place and a 7…

It really won't matter if there's new ownership without a complete revamp. There's only one or two dancers that weigh less than 200lbs (Crystal and Kayla). And everybody wants to get dances…

Got to Paradise around 11:40 pm on a Friday. Had a free pass I found from a couple years ago which they accepted. Plenty of parking out front. Used to come here plenty a few…

Decided to head to BTs last minute on Thursday, haven't been out on the seen for a hot minute. I got there around 8:30pm, paid the night entrance fee $20 walked in and…

I went on a slow Sunday night around 8pm. Not located in the best part of town but they have a police camera with lights in the parking lot. 5 dollar cover to get…

At the Pony on Friday. A lot of hot girls, but as you know, no dancer contact on the floor. The shot girls, fully clothed, in club chic-sexy, sit on…

Been many years since I've been there. Decided to stop by on Thursday about 3pm. 5 or 6 vehicles in the parking lot plenty of open spaces. Entered thru the front door which leads to a short dark…

Not a whole lot of new info to add, but this club has a very different vibe from others. It is almost entirely about the lap dances and it was rare to see a girl…

This was the last club I visited un new mexico before I my contract ended. The other clubs in new mexico aren't nude so I was expecting something.. And honestly as far as the club venue…

Went in on a Tuesday around 9pm. Located in a strip mall. Free parking. Cover was $20. Went inside, sat at the bar and got a beer. Place is cleaner and better atmosphere than Chicas.…

I'm a club newbie, this being my second time to Desire, 3rd time to any SC, and my experience this time was the best so far. Arrived about 9:30 on a Friday night and the…

I’ve visited this Club a few times and always have a good time. There was a variety of woman from white, Latin, black, and even one Asian. I like that there no tip parade in…

After receiving a text from my current fave I made my way to Hank's about 8:30ish. Enclosed parking lot, roughly 75% full. Cover is $5, beware they allow smoking and you will smell like an…

Midnight Express is the best strip club that I have ever been too. I am able to visit the club 2 to 3 times a year for the last 15 years. I have seen many…

I've learned that I approach going to strip clubs pretty differently from lots of guys. I'm happy to hang out with a naked or barely-dressed woman and just talk (yes, I love feeling smooth…

I went to Dirtys Twice in one week Tues. around 10pm and then again around 530 Thurs. During the visits I had just one dancer that was new and stuck to me for…

Most of the reviewers have already laid out pretty good descriptions of the inside. Its a big old converted warehouse. Very spacious, maybe not as big as Platinum in Allentown, but similar. Paid the $20…

Place: After the entrance, the whole space opens up with two stages / poles. Plenty of tables in the middle. This allows you to enjoy dinner, drinks and the dancers as they perform. The bar…

I want to like this place but whether its the culture now in Baltimore or city rules (likely the latter), you cannot have fun, even high mileage fun in the city. For some reason,…

So tonight I had really ONE mission here and that was to unlock the mystery of their pricing for VIP. That is what I am going to focus on in this review. Why? Because sometimes…

Went mid week you know the deal square building square bar stage with two poles in the middle. Entry $5 mixed drink $7. I stoped in to kill some time. A fine tall dancer…

The party started at 6 AM. I expected to have problems finding parking since I was running late. I arrived after 8 AM. To my surprise, the parking lot was half full. Greeted by…

Had been on a hiatus from strp clubs due to the lack of talent. Decided to check the Akron scene to see if things had changed at all. To no huge suprise they haven't changed. Old…

I arrived at Lust Gentleman's Club around 12:15pm on a Saturday. The parking lot is quite large, with a paved part in the front, and a gravel part of behind the main building. There were…

I visited a 6-8 weeks ago on a Friday from about 6:30-11:45 pm. The building is large with a fair amount of on-site parking. Parking seemed safe enough and I could park right near the…

Arrived via an uber. Paid the 90 euro entry fee. Very nice lady at the entrance took my fee. Gave me a bracelet which opened my locker. Placed my belongings in a locker. Showered and…

Headed to Le Zipper after reading that another club in the area had burned down and the Zip brought their dancers over. Seemed nice-also seemed like the dancer-guest ratio was going to be…

Third review of the big 3 in the area, and by far the best option currently in My op. Mandatory $7 valet, and $20 cover at night. VIP rooms are $20 for normal rooms or…

I had an hour to spend and took a chance on Criket. I usually go to Detroit clubs in the evening but I've begun feeling out of my element. I'm here for the "fantasy", not…

Was in town and decided to have some me time in the afternoon. The entrance fee is $5. A girl with a beer tub is just inside, but I waited to get a table and…

Came on a Wednesday around 2 or so. To recap the setup, it's a very long, narrow room with private rooms to your left as you come in and a long stage with some pool…

Recent Fri afternoon visit, $8 mandatory valet, but no cover vefore 7pm. This place has been described a million times, and my seating preference is generally the upper level bar. Best vantage point IMO The Good:…

Mid afternoon Wed visit. I was hoping the holidays would increase the number of dancers, but not to.be the case. The Good: No afternoon cover, and the area is safe enough that you can avoid…

I have always been hesitant about Cheetahs given the quality of South Bay clubs, but I finally caved in and decided to give it a try. It was 11pm on a Friday night. I paid…

Started off with a 95-minute ride through the pouring rain arriving at a darkened Boardroom cabaret with zero parking spots filled. Apparently, they left a handwritten note on the door that they were closed because…

This is the only 18+ club in Portland so they do not serve any booze. They are also open late (6am) on weekends. Before entry you are greeted by the bouncer for ID check and…

This was my first time visiting and it was great overall! I walked in on a Tuesday around 1pm, and cover charge was $5. Immediately to the right was the girl selling beer and water…

I was in the area and oddly enough I was told the food was good. It was $7 to enter at 1pm or so. They don't serve booze. I sat at the bar that is…

I visited Club Blaze, for my first time, on Thurs, Dec 12, 2024 at ~5:45 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. The door man was sitting outside the club, and was very polite, friendly, and did a very…

I went here on Friday night about 930. Be there before 10 and have 3 people in your party you get a free section and bottle. It was my second time there. Payed 20 to…

Rolled into cheetas on a Saturday night. Pervious reviews are correct. The parking lot is trash and the outside looks like a dump. We were coming in a big group and decided it was a…

This was a little hard to find but followed the GPS and it worked out. Parking is not a problem - it's across the street. There was no cover and the place was about 1/2 full…

I returned to EI on Monday night around 1030pm. Parked across the street for 10. There were only about 4 other cars in the lot. Cover was 20 and received a pat down at the…

Our cab driver suggested this place after we said we were going to Spearmint Rhino. We asked for his recommendations and he told us Crazy Horse III or this place. We were skeptical…

I'll be brief, but essentially this club used to be amazing. I first started going back in 2019 and saw some minor evolutions but it was always a place full of beautiful black women and…

I haven't been to Pandora's in many years. I was passing by on a Sunday evening at around 9:00 pm, and thought it might be a good time to check this place out. The parking lot…

Went on a Saturday when they had more people. They usually have themes going on for each day. The club posts the themes for the day and dancer schedules on their Instagram so you can…

Gallagher's was around way longer before LIC became what it is. It represents the seedy side of western Queens, back when the warehouse life was real and less of the gentrifying yuppies taking over the…

Stopped in again mid week on a Wednesday evening about 7pm after work. This place is located in a residential area and attached to a liquor store and marked really only by the red door…

Went to the Pink Palace on a Saturday several weeks ago. Just getting a chance to review. We all know the place. Pink building on Rt 130. Blah blah blah. No one cares about the…

This place is becoming my go to recently due to the strong talent. Parking is out front or on the side. I’ve always been able to get a spot. No cover, no pat down, no…

The place has been described plenty - and my previous review went into great detail about the layout of the club, the drinks, and the women. Not much has changed since my last trip which…

At about 2pm the club was packed, with not many empty spaces in the parking lot. Over the next couple of hours the place gradually thinned out and things were pretty quiet by about…

Went on a Saturday evening. $20 to get in. Paid $7 for mandatory drink. Restroom was ok. There is a center stage where girls dance and most of the girls get nude on stage. There is…

I went here two nights after striking out hard at The Block. This place is much nicer than any place on the block. Aesthetically, it's nice, but the quality of girls is much…

Mickey's first day under new management (Karraz family) begins today - 12/11/24. While it remains to be seen what new management means for this club, a mediocre start would be an improvement over what the…

Tigers Cabaret is now Baby G’s. So they should probably update on the listings section. I never went when it was Tigers Cabaret. If you know anything about Dallas, there used to be an iconic…

I probably haven’t been in at least 4 – 5 years. Visited on a Friday night just before 9pm and stayed for about an hour. Parking lot was fairly empty, plenty of spaces left. Also not a…

This is a new club that opened in the past month that I wanted to check out. Old location, but updated very nicely inside. My review is going to be skewed, because I…

Visited on a late Tuesday afternoon. The club had plenty of parking and is easy to get to from I95 and public transportation (Market Frankford line). This is by far the nicest looking club in…

I was in Henderson having dinner, decided to swing by to check this place out. Parking lot and entrance pretty standard, safe and well lit. As you walk in the door, there are two entrances,…

Stopped by in the afternoon, the place was fairly empty. The place is described very well in the other reviews. The main bar is to the left, and there is a patio, a little VIP…

We flew into San Francisco for a concert and checked into the hotel. After the show, I had some time to explore, so I decided to head over to the Crazy Horse club on Market…

I stopped by PH late afternoon last week on my way south. The place was buzzing with women, but surprisingly, there weren’t many other patrons around. It was one of those rare moments when the…

Robbed here tonight. Beware. Sat with the girl (unfortunately can’t remember her name) - short - stocky - black hair - eye lashes. Chatted. Bought her a drink. Quoted $180…

Went in on a Tuesday, around 10PM Lots of hot women, and almost no guys. Easy to talk to pretty much anyone I wanted to, seemed like a great start to a night. Unfortunately went downhill…

I was in Oakville on business and decided to check it out. It was only a 7 minute lyft ride from my hotel. I arrived at about 6:30 and walked in to see a…

Duces Wild has become a favorite lunchtime spot but I wanted to see how it was on a weekend night. This is a small, pretty chill dive bar that happens to have one semi-naked stripper…

Decided to stop by after a wedding with my buddies on Friday 11/22. Club was pretty clean, at least cleaner than others I have been to in the area. I never felt unsafe inside but…

I'm writing this after visiting this spot a few times over the years so it's going to be a hodge podge of my experiences; I'll spare you the read and say that there's much better…

I came to this club on a Friday. It was 10 dollars to get in and when you walk in they pat you down. So we get in there grab a beer which was like…

Can confirm that Tropical Club is closed. For Lease signs all over the building.

Fairly easy to get to off of 157 but if your southbound the light to turn across traffic onto cemetery road can be a pain. Never had or heard of any problems in the…

My review is going to be about my experience at the club and what I saw in the surrounding area. Arrived at probably 1230am, parking lot was large, no issue finding parking, I saw a…

Friday. Around 7:30 PM. $5 cover and weapons pat down, before getting to the door. Upon entering, one of the girls playing pool with a customer. Card table going with let's say 10 players. A group…

Mons was the first club I ever went to, so it holds a great place of fun and nostalgia for me but a lot has changed since by older bro got me in when I…

I have been here a few times but it was always on an off peak time so the place was usually pretty slow. A friend called and asked me to come see her on…

Remember when this was the Men’s Club? Basically, the same, cavernous, lots of fancy looking areas, pool table area (used to be fine dining area that got removed) the place is just massive. It’s best if…

Parking lot is fenced in, No Valet charge park & go. Cover charge is $5.00 Door guy great's you sat down at the bar ordered a brew, with tip came to $10.00 They had 7…

Checked out this place around 6pm on a Wednesday evening. Easy parking outside in a fairly safe part of Paterson. People were parked up on the sidewalk so…

Walked in BTs at 1 pm on Friday. First girl on stage is my perfect spinner type. She comes over as there are only 3 patrons including myself. About 8-10 dancers I saw walking or…

This is a large club with a big, well lit parking lot. The cover was $20. After paying cover you walk through a metal detector. There is a long narrow stage in the center of…

I have had some success in La Gloria. Indeed, it is one of my favorite hunting grounds because just finding a gem here is a challenge. So, I usually have one drink (water $5) and…

Swung by Diamond Dolls around 5 PM on a Monday evening. Parking was $2 and no cover given the time of day. Layout has been well covered so won't go into that. No door…

Been coming here for years..time for a review.. Everyone knows the lay of the land here from previous reviews so i’ll just go into my visit…This particular time i came in on a Tuesday at…

In Dallas for business.. same ol.. Decided to drop into BBD after a nice dinner in the toyota music factory area. walked in and its 5 bucks now as we all know. Grabbed a…

I’ve always wanted to check this place out while passing thru Galesburg on I74. It is a good 10-15 minutes off the interstate but wasn’t difficult to find as some have described. Parking lot was…

Paid 21 dollars to enter. The parking lot was almost full but I was able to find a spot. When you enter you see there are two stages and a lap dance area in the…

Visited this establishment from 11:30 PM to closing (2 AM) on Saturday. It was a $20 cover and an additonal $10 to park. It was hard finding a spot, I had to wait for someone…

I would recommend checking their instagram page because on some weekday nights they offer to waive the $20 cover charge if you show them the instagram post advertising it. You still have to buy a…

If I have to include a physical description of this little bar, I'll make it quick - it's smaller than most of the surrounding homes in its quiet suburban neighborhood. The space is square…

I was back in Knoxville last week so I decided to make another visit to the club. I arrived around 7pm and stayed maybe for about four hours. The club is BYOB but I’m not…

This was my first Saturday visit as I rarely get the chance to venture into this area outside of the workweek. Same $10 parking, cover, security guy when I arrived about 4. They did…

First time visiting a strip club, so take that for what you will. Read up on all the places close by Seattle and this seemed like the place to be. Got there a little after 10pm…

I was looking forward to my visit here since they advertise 1,000s of beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones...well it must have been opposite day last night because there was only 2 pretty girls and…

I’m in Vegas for the rodeo. Just kidding but the rodeo competition is here so there are a bunch of cowboys and cow girls in Vegas. I went to Sapphire 2am Saturday. I called for a…

My buddy raved about his recent visit to Ricks so I needed to check it out first hand for myself. I told him let’s go after the game on Saturday. Arrived at the club…

Stopped by Bishops around 8PM and there was plenty of street parking. Bishops was not my first choice but drove around PM and there was no parking. Wanted to be in and out…

On my 2nd night in Seattle and after a frustrating visit to Sugar’s the night before, I decided to check out Pandora’s. I had looked at several reviews and had some idea of what to…

My last review of Criket was in 2019, when I had an ATF here and had great times with her and other fun ladies. I haven’t been back much over the years, but I had…