Reviews

Asian massage parlor across the street from Burger King. They claim to share the parking lot, but that's not true, I know someone who got towed. Walk in, you go up the stairs. It's a…

It was a sunny Tuesday, around 12:30 pm. Parked, walked quickly to the door to avoid getting looked at by passing vehicles on route 130. Took a seat on one of the stools, awkwardly looking…

New monger i visited this place on Monday night. Its a $5 cover with the old man at the door. The place is a divey bar but worth it given $10 LDs. They only have…

Went on a Sunday afternoon. The location is in a mostly industrial place right off a fairly busy road. The parking lot is big and free. Entrance is off to the side and kind of…

Monday afternoon. Not my first time here. This time I used the rear entrance from the parking lot. You walk down a hallway, past the kitchen and then enter the main room through a door.…

I went early in the month Friday, March 14 around 3pm. The talent was okay, about 5 girls total ranging from 6 to 7s. There were actually quite a few guys playing pool and sitting…

In the Philadelphia area for my quarterly work visit and arranged my schedule to ensure an afternoon visit when you are 99% likely to get what you came for with a dancer you are looking…

I stopped in to this club and some details are a bit fuzzy because i was drunk off my ass. When you walk in there’s a bouncer and at some point you pay $10 for…

I would like to preface this by saying, avoid at all costs! Now onto the review - We were heading to a different club when our "local" Uber driver had so many good words about this…

I tend to travel on tight schedules so I often visit strip clubs during the day and I’m used to things being slow. Walked into Paper Moon about two hours after opening without very high…

Honestly, upfront, I want to specify that I’m not a shill, but this is the best club experience I’ve ever had. You can check my account to see some of my previous stops and the…

Heavy beltway traffic prompted a visit. It is easy to get to off the beltway, so why not? I had been on the road for a couple hours and I needed a break. I arrived…

Syn, trying not to be negative, just honest Arrived at 1:00 by Uber so parking info is not applicable but Valet is set up in another business’s lot facing. Club exterior is plain, almost as if…

PO has been described many times. Rectangular bar with $30 private lap dance cubicles with mirrors and a $20 communal room with 5 live seats. This night was a hot time at PO. Larger…

Lots of beautiful women in all flavors. Thursday is their $80 vip(15 min) in a private room. I would just go for the $30 min if you’re negotiating extras. You can negotiate anything you want…

This place has been my go-to stop for a while, and I've been reticent to post about it due to the nature of what it is. Don't let the number reviews fool you -…

Stopped by the Pink palace on a Sunday night. Now I've been there before but never on a Sunday and never at night. Their IG advertised a Rolling Stones night with a DJ from…

Was in DC for work and decided to stop by Cloakroom. It was a Sunday night and several other strip clubs in the city were closed. There’s a doorman out front who asks…

I passed by Blush around 11pm to see if quality of girls were better. I was looking for my ID in front of the door. I found it at the same time the bouncer opened…

First time visiting in a long time. Place has gone through make changes. Miss when it would open early. Cover was 10$ but went to the website and was able to get 10$ off cover…

So I just got back from this place. It’s in Bridgeport which is a shithole. But it’s not a bad ride off of 95 going to the city. The area isn’t that great and I…

Resubmitting same review since previous one all fucked up with formatting and unreadable. Quick Version: ——————— For conversation and hang-out time with a hot dancer, top 10% places I’ve been! (And 90 Percentile there is enough girls…

I arrived around 9PM. Cover is $10. I found a table near the stage. There were around 10 dancers and only a few customers. VIP dances are $25. Choose wisely because some dancers will not…

Stopped in on a Friday evening around 10pm. The outside looks pretty rough and beat up, however upon walking in not too bad, for sure better then outside. When you walk in the stage is…

It's a few minutes off the freeway in a sketchy part of town but parking seemed safe and there were cameras so I felt ok making a pit stop. I visited twice, once Thursday at…

Dropped by on a Friday night after dinner and drinks. We went to Skin's because there was no indication it wasn't open, and it was closed. There was a guy outside who said there was…

I went in the first time on a Monday to check it out. I was bored at home and didnt have much going on. The location is much better than the old chicas, I like the…

Started trying PTs after new management. Weird location at the end of a strip mall and awkward UTurn with median in the road. Small parking lot. Nice atmosphere and not very busy…

After visiting Synn down the street, which was overcrowded and a stage party atmosphere, I drove to Spearmint Rhino around the corner. This place is low-key in comparison. There is a fireplace and the stage…

I visited on a random Tuesday night. I got there before 7pm for the 1/2 price admission ($10). At that time there wasn’t much of a scene so I went next door, grabbed a bite…

I decided to stop by the 19th hole early on a Tuesday afternoon. The establishment is located on a corner property adjacent to a golf course, hence it's clever name. When I pulled into the…

I visited this club on a Wednesday to check out the advertised $5 dances, but the reality didn’t quite match the promotion. The cover charge was $45, and even though the club had the $5…

Went to CB on consecutive Saturday afternoons earlier this month. One was with an 11:30 arrival and the other a 3:00 arrival. Interestingly, the experience was quite different one visit from the other,…

Arrived around 5.15 pm , entry was $30, which included 2 drinks Club was quite empty , about 5 girls and one customer sitting ar the bar. No dancing going on. All tables carried a sign…

This is a review of 2 consecutive days at Pleasant Moments. Everyone has read the description of this place, but so I don't get yelled at, it is in a bit of a hood area, but…

I had a crazy 1Q of work, traveling between Fort Lauderdale, Chicago, and India (including zoom calls). This review (and subsequent batch of reviews) covers about 3 months of clubbing at this club (I'm going…

My first visit to Porthole Pub. I left Cheetah's just before they close at 2AM and saw that the Pub is open till 3AM so decided to see what I'm missing. Found an open spot…

Was back in South Florida for the weekend so checked in on Pompano. I rolled into the parking lot about 12:45 AM on a Saturday. My first time starting here so late. I realize now…

This could probably be three reviews as I visited the XO across the street and Cheeques just down the road a bit, but the XO said the girls didn’t show up an hour into their…

Hello everyone, this was my first time at a strip club, so apologies if this review is off in some ways. I would appreciate any pointers on things I did wrong or things I could…

This strip club offers a mixed experience, with a few pros and cons to consider before your visit. Parkin: On the plus side, there's plenty of parking available, so you won’t have to stress about finding…

Arrived at 8:30pm this past Saturday night. $5 Cover Charge and License Scan. $6 Bud Light's $30 Lap Dances(In which I did not partake on this visit) No Dancers on stage. Apparently they open at 6:30pm and don't start…

Made a stop at the Cricket on Saint Pats day. I was not sure what t o expect at a club on this holiday but it was a fun trip!! Entrance is through the rear…

Been hearing a lot about the remodel and alcohol changes. Stopped by on a Friday night to check everything out. The door cover was still $21. Stepped in and saw there’s been a revamp to…

Can't visit PHX and not stop by S44! This club has become a favorite of mine since it represents a divey bar with a club, but still feels like a club. The physical location is…

late Saturday night at about 3:30 a.m.one of my friends and I popped into bare Elegance primarily to get a bite to eat at that late hour. it wasn't my idea but my friend Michael…

Passed through an old favorite the LANDING STRIP on a Saturday evening- Got there about 6:40 or so just before the 7PM shift change and cover charge. have to pay valet either way-…

This is by far the absolute WORST club I have ever attendant. It was like a bad dream! I parked and entered the club a little after midnight. Walked up to the door and I…

Visited Treasures on what I felt like a slow on a slow Wednesday evening. There were just two other patrons and no other additional until I left a couple of hours after that. Stage dances…

I stopped by Sassy's at about 6 pm on a Wednesday. It was not busy, but that is fine with me. There were about 7 other customers. One of the 3 stages was being used.…

Went on a Saturday night. The club itself is pretty out of the way and inside of what looks like a warehouse. There was a $40 cover which seemed pretty steep but makes sense given…

Quick Version: ——————— For conversation and hang-out time with a hot dancer, top 10% places I’ve been! (And 90 Percentile there is enough girls and variety you’ll find at least one you like!) For the actual Orlando…

I wanted to try something different so I went to El Tubo Tubo for a bit to check it out. I must've been way too early because I only saw 4 dancers on the floor…

It seems like everyone goes for the Thursday special so I figured I would try it out on the cheap. It was around dinner time when I showed up and there were very few patrons…

Stopped by Tootsie’s just before going to Cheetahs, left due to not a lot of my type of women. I was in the mood for a thin girl with smallish perky tits. Arrived at Chertahs…

From time-to-time I find myself in Akron, which is not exactly a great place for a destination trip, but it has dive strip clubs, which I enjoy, and in Akron is cheap entertainment. Their number…

I recently visited Cheerleaders in Philadelphia, and overall, it was a really solid experience—definitely worth checking out if you're in the area. The club itself had a sleek, clean environment, and I could tell the…

I came in on a thursday evening around 10 pm. Before you walk in, there are bouncers and they check to make sure you don't have anything on you. There's an ATM but very costly…

Was in the shore area of Long Branch, NJ and decided to swing by here on a Thursday night around 10pm. $30 cover which seemed steep, and after passing through metal detectors was handed a…

The venue offers plenty of free parking, which is a big plus. Overall, I have a good impression of the place. While the dancers average around a 6 out of 10, I had a standout…

Albany, NY. Capital of New York State. Saturday night. Area probably ain't the greatest but it's sort of the old part of town some bars and restaurants this way. It's got it's own little lot.…

Hoops NYC has a pretty clean, no-pressure feel in my experience. Consistent with NYC, no dollar parade or anything like that and girls did approach pretty freely as it wasn't very packed. Music is a…

Frankfort, NY. Saturday night. The nearby city is Utica. The area has seen better times, as the rust belt goes. Neighborhood seems real safe to me. Plenty of parking around the building. Walk on in.…

ATL Visited last Thursday afternoon around 4-6:30. I’ve been here multiple times now and know what to expect. A quick summary of the club: - no cover charge dayshift - one large stage with table seating…

Not many changes to the club, when you walk in there is a $5 cover charge and ID check. Small bar area to your left somewhat separated from the club and the stage although most…

After having a couple drinks at Penns Port Pub, my wife and I got an Uber over to Cheerleaders which is in a strip mall with quite a bit of parking. We arrived a…

It is way, way nicer on the inside than the outside. To be honest, the outside of this place looks like an absolute dump. The inside however is nicely decorated and very tasteful. Nice wooden…

Fulton, NY. Saturday night after midnight. Fairly wooded area out here. Big dirt lot next to it. This place like a big house and the club is on the first floor of this house. Walk…

Went to Centerfolds on a weeknight, after almost mistakenly walking into the sketchy looking place next door. Pros: the talent is pretty decent, especially on a Tuesday. A few 8–9s in the mix, though they…

Our annual golf trip in the spring. We stopped by around 9pm & was pretty quiet. The front entrance has a metal detector outside which wasn't in use at the time. Was greeted by the…

My wife and I headed over to Penns Port Pub just after 9 on a Friday. We walked into the bar a little after 9, no doorman, no cover. There only 6-8…

Wednesday is $10 dance and $5 burger night. Decided to give it a try. Knockouts is part of a strip club trifecta in Stone Park, with Scores, Gold Room and Knockout all on Lake Street within…

I’ve been to other Scarlett‘s Cabaret in other cities and have been pleasantly surprised in the past. This experience may have had potential, but it didn’t quite live up. I walked in right…

Went here with a group on a Saturday night arriving around 9 and leaving around midnight. We walked in and were greeted by an attendant who collected our $20 each, mandatory coat check. They had…

Arrived around 6 pm on a Thursday. Relatively dead, probably 8-10 girls. The center stage had one dancer (top stays on). The main bar near the private dance room had most of…

I had tickets to the games on Thursday and Saturday. The team from Desires (and other area clubs) was out at the arena before the games passing out t-shirts and free admission passes. This was…

Pinky's is a little dive bar along State Street, a few miles south of Salt Lake. It's a friendly place, with the usual old time regulars during day shifts and couples and groups on weekend…

My arrival was 9:30 pm and I stayed about an hour. Club is in Chinatown, 1 mile west of the Convention Center. SETTING Entry fee was $15, and then when you sit at the bar, mandatory beer…

Located off the highway by the Metro Park Arena and a bunch of retail stores. Club is an older building but nothing real concerning about the parking lot. Enter and it’s just a regular fully stocked…

The place has been described before, but here we go. Entry through a metal detector entry is $3. Bar to the immediate left, coke $4, beer $7, shots $10. Video poker on the right. Straight…

Admission: $20 Dance Prices: 1 song/$40, 15min/$150, 30min/$250. Venue: Located in industrial port area of Long Beach/Wilmington border and next to a 24-hour diner. It’s not the most “comfortable” area but is well-lit and populated enough…

### The Venue ### This is the place you will only find out about from locals or from here. It is unmarked and in a neighborhood. When I say neighborhood, I mean kids walking home from…

My first time in Chicas, I got there around 6PM. There were a few parking spots along the side of the building and a dirt lot in the back. It seemed less than ideal but…

I went to Dolls with the intention of buying one or two dances with a number of hot dancers -- I was thinking three or four. This has two advantages. One, it satisfies my need…

If you don’t mind spending a little more than the other clubs in Greensboro, you’ll end up getting one of the best experiences in town. Dancers and hostesses are all friendly and chatty as can…

One year anniversary of this club here in 2025. This is the 2nd review of this place so let's hope I can give you enough information for a good decision for this "Topless" club. The Holiday…

Early hours of Wednesday morning, as I was walking along Bourbon Street the Blaze doorman was standing closer to the edge of the sidewalk. A wise move, because I had to move closer to the…

Was back in the Bristol area and stopped by Risque on a Wednesday night around 9:00PM. It was my 3rd time there and my previous visits were all quite enjoyable The place has a large…

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 265 N Pearl St Brockton, MA 02301 Club is right off the highway, hidden behind a gas station and pot dispensary, and in a strip mall, so it’s…

Visited Tootsie’s for the first time on a Wednesday. No cover charge during the day, went straight to the “VIP” floor upstairs. There weren’t as many girls working as a weekend night, maybe 10 on…

Meeting a fellow PL at HL this week to catch up and enjoy the company of some lovely ladies. Parking lot still deceiving as it can be full and the floor is empty, or can…

Pretty mmeh kinda place. I arrived near midnight on a weeknight, front door lady was pretty cute and asked if I had been there before. After telling her no she explains on right hand side…

Spent another Thursday night here enjoying the low amount of patrons and the beautiful women. Upon entering I paid a $15 cover charge and the bouncer places your phone in a sleeve and gives your…

I was wrong thinking that if I go after lunch it wouldn’t be as busy for the Wednesday $80 VIP special. Instead I got to the parking lot and was lucky to find the last…

This is a really solid club for the price. The people working here are friendly, bouncers and doormen mind their own business and usually only deal with real problems. Bartenders are good at their job,…

I pulled into Sparky's on a Friday afternoon, walked through the metal detector which beeped, but that only lets the guy at the register know you are coming in. Four dollar cover, tip the man…

Went to this one on a whim since it was close to Devil’s Point. Both are owned by the same person apparently. Went in close to 11 and there were quite a few people. This…

This is a current update on past review of Cheetahs. Not going to spend too much time on layout and parking. Cover was $10 and parking was $2 on a Wednesday night and the club…

It’s a beautiful club with some very attractive dancers. Friday afternoons are quiet with about 5 or 6 dancers. They use an automated DJ system that works fine except when a dancer gets dances and…

After travelling around the country to find great places, I finally decided to stop by the local one on a little warmer Friday afternoon, convincing by the reviews. It is not that easy to spot…