Reviews

I was in Vegas for a couple days with some of my buddies and we decided to check Sapphire out. I have been here before but others in my group had not and had…

Made a trip to Tattletales prepared to spend more than I should (compared to Follies) on a nice VIP experience. Got there around 9 PM. Probably 12-14 dancers, all but 4-5 Caucasian. Looks ranged from…

I stopped by on the way to the airport on a Wednesday afternoon. The club had about 8 girls working when i arrived and around 12-15 when I left. It's not much to look at,…

So this is an invite only club but the dancers are hot so it's worth the small amount of effort you need to sign up. I went to the location in Times Sq…

I would pass on this club. It is basically a run down truck stop. You can get lap dances for 20 per song or 3 songs for 40. The dancers do not get naked in…

After a disappointing afternoon visit back in the summer, I decided to try going to this club in the evening. In all honesty, what motivated me was hearing people constantly deriding the Parrot for having…

Went here around Midnight on a Thursday. Had been at The Cherry, which was fairly dead, so I decided to head across the parking lot to check it out. Place was extremely dead,…

Went on a Saturday evening. The cover is around 22 dollars. The club was busy as you would expect on a Saturday evening. It's a byob club, but you can get non-alcoholic drinks from bar.…

Arr. 4:10 4 dancers, showing nothing were on stage playing grab ass around/on pole. 3 at bar. Unimpressed, I started to leave without even sitting down. As…

Stopped in in early afternoon. Private, all nude juice club next door to Les Girls. Still only $10 for lifetime membership, provides you done loose your membership card. Roomy interior with large…

club being in boulder had a lot of younger white college girls. prices are a little hefty in comparison to some other clubs on denver ie: 40 a dance or 3 for a hundred. they…

ok, I normally dont add reviews anymore but thought I would add some updates for the Lamplighter. 1. They've added Tap beer to the menu, they even have an IPA if you like that kind…

I have been to this establish a few times to say the least. Used to live in Akron and have moved out of state, this place is a must go whenever I am back in…

Physical Club: The club is nice and all centered around a main stage.. The club is dark in some places but when you're getting a dance, your eyes adjust; or at least mine did. Dancers:…

This club is owned by the same people who own Rick’s (topless club just a short ways up the street on I-35) and XTC Cabaret (nude club in North Central Austin). I’ve been to this…

I went in after work in the late afternoon on a Tuesday. I wasn't expecting much given the time, but I was really impressed with the shift of girls that were on. There was always…

Went in on a Saturday late afternoon. No cover when I got there. Stayed from about 5-7. Most of the time no girls on stage. Sat in the room with the…

Got some free money and wanted to have some fun. Stopped by Crazy Horse @ Bedford at around 8:00 pm. There was a curvy girl dancing on the stage. Seemed like there were 5 or…

Found myself in Urbana with a few friends and one of them suggested this place. I really wasn't expecting much and it was pretty much what I expected. The club is very small…

Decided to check out some of the clubs in the area, and ended up at PH on a Sat night with friends. We got in around 10pm and things were pretty slow - but the girls…

Thursday afternoon and decided to try it again. I miss the old days. Club was dead and only had about 4 other people visiting. Girls were very lethargic and didn't want to…

This was honestly jus a random excursion with my roommate, but we decided to head to the BF to catch the end of day shift on a Friday. When we first walked in I was…

This was honestly jus a random excursion with my roommate, but we decided to head to the BF to catch the end of day shift on a Friday. When we first walked in I was…

In town for business, I debated on a few options and went to Hustler. The club is not in the heart of downtown, but pretty close - and there's another joint next door if you…

I was there for interview in toledo and i wanted to check out my fav strip club. I drove like an hour to get there, 5 dollar cover charge. It was busy and I enjoyed…

I had a heard solid reviews of this club so, I decided to give it a shot. Got in and it was friendly enough and it seemed your standard affair of loud music and dancing.…

Usually I'm a early afternoon visitor of the strip clubs, but I had a night off and nothing to do, so I thought I would see how the fare was here about 7 pm.…

I stopped visiting Sonny's awhile back for a variety of reasons, but with the closing of Centerfolds I decided to give it another try and I've made a couple of recent Saturday night visits.…

Love that mcds and taco bell are bettween a all nude club and parking is easy and dances for all nude are 35? or thats what i was paying ill try the vip next time.…

I dreamt I checked out Bliss and so far, it's my favorite COI club - so much so, I had the same dream twice in the same day. Like most HM clubs, the mileage is better…

I was in the vicinity of the Block post-happy hour, and I thought, "Hey, maybe I can sneak in a quick visit before it gets too crowded." So I walked in and instantly regretted…

When I was a young lad, forty years ago, I grew a pair of balls and went into a Times Square strip joint. It was a time when Times Square was the vicious, nasty, sex-club…

I like the layout of this place. The bar is situated away from the stage and the stage is against a wall with plenty of seating. There are pools tables and arcade games.…

After Paradise (separate review), I checked out Synn's. Well, if Paradise is known for UHM with lower-tier girls, Synn's is the opposite. I was blown away by the quality of some of the girls on…

I was at this club 3 years ago and had an awesome time, so good that I couldn't wait to check into my hotel and scoot over in hopes of a replay. So I ended…

I have generally enjoyed the Fifth Alarm over the span of three decades. Thirty years ago, it was a great divey strip joint, and over the past ten or twenty years it has been a…

I got in at around 11. I didn't see many dancers that were my type. Three with extremely fake looking boobs, 3 with builds like 12 year olds, 3 larger women. I…

As I have said in many reviews Tattletale is a local bar type atmosphere especially for the daytime shift regulars sitting with girls, not much stage action. Saturday was slightly different, when I entered Kiana…

According to a dancer friend, Showbar got closed down in the Summer. It was supposed to reopen in October. Then, it was supposed to reopen in November. I stopped by in December, and it was closed. I stopped…

I went to Anthonys after finding Springfield to be listless at all three clubs in town. Upon entry, the bouncer declined to charge a cover, which was different from other visits. I soon found out…

Last Friday, the weather is nice. So I decide to try Mario's as this one is bit far from my place (I used to visit Centerfold). when I arrived about 3 PM, the parking lot…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon while getting some auto work done at a nearby shop. Checked ID at entrance. Helped myself to the bar and ordered a scotch. Sat down and watched the girls…

Last year during CIAA weekend I went to Club Nikki's in the afternoon and it was a lot of fun . Plenty of out of town talent, and a club full of dancers on a…

I've been out of town for a few months so I haven't been able to check out Hollywood. Went back this past week and was pleasantly surprised. About 6 or so girls working and all…

Dropped in at the end of a long day to get a quick fix of naked women. Paid the cover and went in to find a club that was just starting to fill up.…

Ahh, The Pony home of the pretty girls, when I went in Saturday afternoon that were about 15 to 20 girls working most of which on a scale of 10, were an 8. I sat…

I stopped in EB on a weekday afternoon, and paid the normal $5 cover. As I approached the bar, I was ignored by the bartender for a little bit until served my beer - which…

I went to a show at the Erotic Heritage Museum, and that included feee admission to this club so I gave it a try. After the show I walked over, showed the ticket receipt,…

Icon as an afternoon place is very different from Icon as an evening venue. Visit the club around 3-5pm and it has a genuinely "clubby atmosphere". Holly, who runs the bar, has great…

In town for Spring Training, I wanted to check out the local talent after an afternoon game. I had some fun but was underwhelmed by the lineup. The club itself isn't small, with a rather…

So tried this place again, it's really a place for the locals, not worth going too far out of your way to get to. The dancers are for the most part older ( 40s)…

Recently I happened to be in the South Austin area and had time to kill, so I finally made a return visit to the Palazio. It was about mid-afternoon on a Friday and when I…

We were down in Tampa for a golf trip so we were hitting all of the clubs. This one is near mons venus. If youve been to scores they are all pretty similar. Decent sized…

Having been a long time fan of the Las Vegas location, I was excited to finally check out its NYC outpost last week. I was sorely disappointed. In terms of the club itself, it…

On a Saturday night in Akron, I was feeling a little cabin fever, so decided to try my luck at OGD. I have to a couple other clubs in Akron and have not been impressed.…

Seemed to be the place to stop in Providence, though I wasn't impressed. No cover, about 2 dozen customers and only 5 dancers in sight in the main bar(s) upon entering around 1pm. $6…

I went back last Friday afternoon following a 6 month hiatus from strip clubbing. This is my favorite area club because of the relaxed vibe. I didn't recognize anyone! It seemed all the girls were…

Headed over to Bogies after leaving Henry's. The day shift still has the "old group" there. The body builder chick who needs to give it up, the big tittied MILF that's a brunette…

After a two month hiatus I decided to drop by and see what (if any) was new her. I'll skip the club description, since it remains the same. Came in late afternoon around…

This used to be an amazing club to go to last summer, but it now has new management and horrible, Not so friendly or pretty dancers. It's a waste of money. Drinks are way…

Met up with a great spinner with the name Aspen. Aspen is a tight 32 b nice leg attractive lady. Suprise, she has several kids but there is no baby damage and she…

Great milf name Teresa or Ariel, depending which club you have visited in the past. Tall blonde, late 30's with a body of a 20 year old. Great legs and small b sized…

Whispers has moved from its old location next to the Playpen club down to 81st and Killingsworth at the old Viewpoint club location. It's been there about two weeks now. Newly remodeled. The same set-up…

I am DJ Cass and I am the DJ at Dazzlers. We have recently taken on new ownership and our amazing new owner, James, has made Dazzlers a whole new club. He has brought back…

First time being here, I usually go to the others, but figure out to try this one tonight. This is a topless club, not a full nude club. I only saw 15-20 girls tonight, although…

I decided to finally give this club a try due to the dancer rating (on par with Foxy's Cabaret), and was shocked to discover how inaccurate these ratings can be. Foxy's Cabaret has girls who…

Given my last visit to this club, decided to come back again, since last time I was here it was better than spearmint rhinos, which used to be my go to club for a long…

This is strike 2. I went in and showed my VIP pass, bought my drink and then the guy tells me, "we have one dancer today". Thanks a lot bud... Well she was not the best...about…

Went here on a very snowy Tuesday night. I come here, even though it's farther for me than Silk, because I know what I'm going to get if I get a lap dance or…

Bucks is a well established venue on the north side of Ft. Worth that I would personally recommend for a variety of reasons, the primary one being that the vibe is exceptional, girls are…

Top Hat features some cute and very friendly girls. Although stupid KY laws require pasties and bottoms, these girls do NOT disappoint. The VIP dances are nice and private behind a curtain, extremely sensual,…

This was my very first visit to Cheeks. I usually go to the Living Room. After a semi-disappointing stop at Living Room, I went to Cheeks. I'm so glad I did! Drinks were a little…

Not a fan of the big flashy strip joints in Vegas but the group wanted 2 go 2 SR. I don't see much benefit of the expansion at least on a weeknight. Weekends are a…

I had been to this club a few years back and had a nice time. Since I was visiting the area again, I thought it was time for a repeat visit. The club continues…

After leaving Lappers as things have changed there (See My UNDER CONSTRUCTION) review, I decided to hit up their old sister club as I heard some of the old Lappers Girls went over there. It…

As usual, out with the wife at a SC. This time, we invited two other couples. Food was great, as usual. Dancers were nowhere to be seen. We had to beg our…

I was traveling though Charlotte and this place is not too far from the airport. It is across from a Walmart and easy to find. When I got there, I had to buy a membership…

The living room is my club! Or it was my club. The last couple visits have been subpar, but usually after waiting for quite a while I can get a decent looking lady to chat…

I stopped back into Lappers for the first time in about 6 months. Apparently it has been taken over by the Headlights Crew. It was open but still a construction zone. I walked in around…

Mardi Gras has been my go to club for the past year. As you've probably heard, it was raided a couple months ago, and I have been a few times since then. Here…

Went on a friday night after dinner. Was a little buzzed so I thought id sober up for a few hours and check out the place. My expectations were low so i guess I can…

The crowd this Friday night was much larger than recently, probably due to the better weather. Like all the Indy clubs, it was built over 20 years ago in what was then a middle class…

Went in 1 am. 8 or 10 girls working, most were average at best. None had the full gfi breast I want to see I sat there for a bit over…

Madeline, Semra and Melissa showed me a good time. Went back to my old haunt to see what's going on. Plenty of free parking around 5PM. $5 cover (called "sin tax"). Got to meet sweet Melissa again, the…

I visited back in oct 2016. It was a decent club. The door staff was really friendly. The club is Kinda small. The girls when I first showed up were not that great looking, but…

Was bored last Friday night and had a few pass so I made a visit for the first time in over a month. Arrived a little after 10pm and left about 12:30am. Not that busy…

I concluded my Friday evening with a return to this admittedly ghetto club, from 9:30 to 11:00. If you visit this club, you should park on one of the side streets on the east…

After much reading several pages of reviews regarding this place , I decided to see for myself. I arrived about 30 mins after opening on a Saturday. It started off slow but there were already…

Went last month when they had the clubs sixth anniversary party. Was in the area and since they had free admission before 8pm and a free buffet I decided why not visit. Food was ok…

Atfer a disappointing Hi liter visit, decided to give BSC a try. The place was pretty much as I remember from last winter. Great variety of great looking women. All different shapes…

This is the first time I went to a bikini club and it was all right. The inside is nice with a large stage and nice sized bar. The bartender was friendly and…

This is one of the better clubs in the Willamette valley in my view. Not that that's saying all that much, but the girls here are pretty cute, have to give them that.…

Had visited the Hi-Liter last winter when in town for a golf trip. Had a great time and enjoyed the heavy action and the back room dances. This time was nowhere near as much…

Was meeting up with some friends over presidents weekend and got in earlier than everyone else so ended up coming to Palomino by myself on Sat around 6pm. Maybe it was too early, but not…

I visited Penthouse after midnight and the place was packed. Their setup is still the same as before with 3 floors. There are three stripper poles, two are on larger stages where people can sit…

Stopped in last weekend as I have had some good experiences here over the last couple months and hadn't reviewed them in almost 2 years. Most of the dancers are new in the last…

Visited with couple of friends on a Friday evening around 10.00PM. The location of the club on Columbus blvd which is right off I-95, is really cool for someone driving to come here. The entrance…

Stopped by here a few times on a couple recent visits. This place was unique to say the least. Super small parking lot which they charge for "valet" parking, but you can park for free…

Been coming to this place in the afternoons for awhile now. Visited Friday afternoon. They are now using the bar upfront instead of in the back in the afternoon's. The quantity and quality has been…

Hi welcome to desires a world at your command. First things first when you walk in its typically busy has mulitple girls and is extra friendly. You find girls of multiple shapes colors and sizes…