Not real sure why all the...

Not real sure why all the negative reviews on this joint. It's kinda "redneck" but if you're out in that part of the country what do you expect? I was out fishing for bass and drinkin Johnny Walker on some lake in Idaho when somehow the thought came to me that seeing some young pussy might be a good idea. So I had another coupla beers and made the drive out there in my pickup truck to Post Falls, IDAHO (yee-hawwww)! I didn't even take a shower after catching 15 crappie because honestly, what would be the point?

OK so here's the skinny - they have naked pussy on stage (the only reason to go there) but they don't serve alcohol. Apparently some genius in Idaho office decided that pussy and liquor don't mix. I don't know what calculations he used to come up with this rule because I know from personal experience that they mix quite well. On the bright side, they do have another bar next door that serves alcohol with no pussy AND (here is the inside tip) if you buy a round before going to the pussy side, they will take $5 off your cover. So why wouldn't you? I ended up shotgunning 3 or 4 Coor before even getting to the pussy side. And yes they have canopeners.

Anyways this was yet another swinging Idaho Friday night - the ones you read about in the Wall Street Journal all the time. They had easily 50 girls working - I wondered once where they all were imported from. There was a large main stage in the center of the club and a smaller stage in the back. The girls were more attractive than I was expecting (average 8/10, with maybe 1 or 2 "10s") and they all show beaver onstage for $1 tips. Yummy. I Kinda like that.