Did I just attend obesity awareness night?

Good god did I just attend the American heart associations obesity awareness night? Jesus Christ this place is absolutely brimming with obese land whales.

when you first arrive there’s the usual ID check. Then you go to the bar to pay. $22 for entry (which is higher than neighboring stateline showgirls, and stateline is far better). The ONE pro is that the bar girl is hot as fuck. But she doesn’t dance so whatever.

Then the dancers… my god it was just an absolute parade of lard. I swear, I know a club may have fat girl or two, but Jesus Christ they just kept coming. One after another. Probably 16 fatties on the stage in succession.