Marlins game rain-shortened, so still have...

Marlins game rain-shortened, so still have a hall pass for 2 hrs. Tootsie's here we come. Two of my buds, and one's birthday. Had to go. $7.00 cover, plenty of parking, rainy nite, so wasn't really crowded, like other times. Got 3 seats at PR, and had a parade of the best kind. One feature comes to the rail, my bud tips her, she grabs me and puts my head between her massively enhanced tits, knocks my hat off, and liked to suffocate me. I could have died, and I couldn't think of many better ways to go. Everybody had a great laugh, a great time, and even though we didn't leave the rail, we still managed to see just about every dancer on the lower floor. If you're in Miami and don't go to Tootsie's, you have missed one of the premier clubs in Florida and the USA.