Burke and Hare

Dances range from 10-60 (but can obviously pay more), with 60 being the "naughtiest". Paid twice for some of the more "naughty" dances but…

Burke and Hare is probably my least favorite club in Edinburgh's pubic triangle (three strip clubs across from each other in the shape of a triangle). The ladies are hit and…

Stopped by for a brief afternoon visit. 5 pounds admission at the door. The club is tiny, consisting of a small raised stage with a pole in the center of…

Visited on a Thursday evening, right after opening. It was mostly empty, just myself and one other punter. Probably about 10 or so girls sitting and standing around the club. It's quite…

Hard day at work and no wife at home so popped in for a few dances. More girls than punters so they were on to me quick. Had 4 dances....all good even…

Finished a meeting in Edinburgh and had a couple of hours to kill before my flight so decided to pop into B&H for a drink. It was pretty crowded and a…

Went recently on a Saturday night. It was mobbed but good atmosphere and plenty of dancers to go round. Small club at Edinburgh's 'pubic triangle' area off Lothian Road. Small yes, but…

Popped over to the B&H for an interlude during my visit to the Western Bar opposite (see separate review). Unlike the WB, which was packed, the Burke was dead. 4 very attractive…

The advantage of an afternoon visit is a low entry fee and inexpensive dances. The club is pretty small. There's a dance area, but it wasn't being used. The dancers were just…

Called in briefly to the B&H one Saturday late afternoon as I had time to kill, fancied a beer and an ogle and maybe a LD with the right girl. Beer was…

The Burke and Hare is by far the best of the area known as the pubic triangle. It is still great value as it is only £5 entrance or free before 6…

Latest visit last Sunday as I had an hour to spare. No entry fee; it was quiet at first, only 2 other drinkers in and 4 dancers (7-8s) on duty - 2…

I have been coming to the B&H for many years, since the days when it was just a pub with strippers and have many happy memories of good mileage (for Edinburgh) erotic…

Visited club 7/30 around 5:00p. Classy looking establishment, but EXTREMELY crowded (wall-to-wall).Very brightly lit and smoky. Looked it was a group of footballers in town. VERY loud. Single dance platform in…

This is a great little strip bar to visit. For the local, there is maybe not enough variety of girls during the week, and it gets very busy at the weekend, but…

Burke and Hare now fully back in business after a renovation which has left the outside a much more "tasteful" grey and the inside less tacky, with an elevated section at the…

Club closed for renovation until end of February 2004. Rating indicates my most recent experience in Autumn 2003 - could achieve a 10 when the venue is less sleazy...