4th and last location on my...

4th and last location on my mini-tour and (just about) the worst of the 4 places visited.

I first came to this establishment about 10 years ago when it was the "Fantasy Bar". In those days I had a great time & thought it was home. The girls were young, gorgeous and friendly (I still see one of the girls from those days who now works in the city's top sauna) but on this and one previous recent visit the place has deteriorated in every way except for the furnishing and decor. Perhaps its better in the evening?

Anyway, Time 3.30pm Day Saturday. No door fee. Up the stairs, round a corner and into the bar area. Bar is on the right (£2 for irn bru & ice again) 3 other punters in and 2 dancers sitting with one of the guys. Sat down on my own and the 2 instantly came over to me and sat either side. How can I describe them? On my left sat a kind of rough Jodie Marsh type (non-UK readers should be able to google up images of this Essex girl model) and on my right a somewhat rubenesque Barbie-doll, with tassels dangling from the pasties covering her otherwise naked enhanced(?) breasts.

After brief introductory chat it was quickly down to the dance hard-sell. Did I want a lesbian show? Not my thing - (why pay girls to touch up each other?). 2 girls at once then? Not value for money in my experience. Just 1 on 1? Who then? Didn't fancy "Jodie" who barely rated 2 so "Barbie", who just about made 4, got the vote.