Stop 3 on my tour of...

Stop 3 on my tour of Edinburgh last Saturday, following Western Bar & Burke and Hare. Point 3 of "Pubic Triangle" - the low point.

Time 3pm. No entry charge, soft drink £2 (can of irn bru + ice). Just a bar area with stools + curtained off lapdancing areas which have several couches in each. This place has the same ownership as Diamond Dolls in Glasgow but based on this and one previous visit it is not in the same league.

One other punter at the bar when I came in (he had been in WB too) and 2 dancers. One afro-carribean girl, curvy but not unattractive (5 or 6), and an english woman (definitely not a "girl" - easily the oldest dancer I saw all day) covered in tattoos (I won't even bother trying to rate her).

I took one £10 dance with the first dancer. She was totally detached and bored/ing and I can't even remember what her dance involved. Time to move on again (see you at the Liquorice Club).