Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

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frogland
Jul 30, 2025, 7:36 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

First visit since last winter and I continue to be surprised. Historically a club with way too many aggressive ROBs, it now has new talent and great value for the dollar. Visited mid-week, mid-afternoon. Maybe a dozen or so dancers -- nice ethnic and body shape mix. As in the past, almost as soon as you sit down you're greeted by a parade of dancers offering VIP dances and more. But unlike in the past they don't start swearing at you if you turn them down. Also, unlike day shifts in the past, both stages were occupied when I visited. Ample parking and $11 cover. The establishment is clean, not as dark as in the past, and the restrooms are OK. VIP area is also better lit -- maybe a bit too much. But still offers a lot of privacy. Had the standard "3 for $100" with Mickey -- an AA with wonderfully huge funbags that immediately came out to play.. Mileage way over expectations. Offered an open-ended menu in the private rooms -- $250 and up plus $50 for the house for 15 minutes. Got a tour and a brief tease of special options. Maybe next time. Comparing value for the dayshift dollar with Pandora's -- Kittens is upping their game with new and flexible talent whereas Pandora's has a few older and reliable regulars but a lot of new faces with higher prices and mediocre service. And worse traffic.

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