Fun place and will definitely be back.

I’ve been to Torpedo’s before, but always after 8pm. This time I went on a Friday around 5pm. The place is on the Main Street in Bound Brook and parking was easy to find on the street. When you walk in, the bar is directly in front of you with the stage behind the bar. There are pool tables off to your left and all the way on the left in the corner is the lap dance area.

I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was pretty busy for late afternoon/early evening. There were at least 10 girls working, all Latin of various sizes and a good amount of customers. I ordered a Miller Lite, that was $6. The girls do a few songs and then come around twice for a tip. The tip parade is pretty steady, but not as bad as some other places can be. Within the first 10 minutes, I was approached by a slightly older (40?) woman. She was very friendly and got handsy at the bar. I appreciated the attention, but saw a few other dancers who caught my interest, luckily she had to get on stage so I got a break. I saw a hot blonde on stage and asked her for a dance when she came around for a tip. She was waiting for someone and told me she’d be back to get me.

While I was waiting for her, the first girl came back and asked for a dance, so I decided to take a chance. The dances are done in a private area which looks like another bar area with 3-sided booths. They are $20 each and you pay the bouncer first. The dance was very high mileage and she definitely indicated more was available in VIP. I decided to pass as I really wanted the blonde. As I returned to the bar, I ran into the blonde and we went back for another dance. She too was very high mileage and asked about VIP. I decided to take her up on it and we went to a little booth with a little half door. The dance was $200 all in and I had all options available. I may have overpaid, but I wasn’t thinking with the big head. She was hot and super fun, but the booth was cramped, so the experience was just ok. Afterwards, I left and did the walk of shame out the door.