Passable, but Nothing Special - Review of Pumps • 1089 Grand St Brooklyn, NY 11211

Not your average strip club. Most of the girls embody the neighborhood, think hipster chic, but are probably in the "average" range 6-7 with maybe an 8 sprinkled in there (good luck getting a dance with her). The space has a main bar with 3-4 poles behind the bar, if you choose to sit at the bar you must be drinking and must tip each dancer $1-2 as they walk the bar. Dances are $20 a pop (typically 2-3 songs) in a semi-private room (long bench behind semi sheer curtain), there is no bouncer in the room and touching is okay, but dancers are fully clothed and there are cameras watching. On crowded nights it can get pretty packed in there, so much so you could bump knees with the guy next to you. Overall, good time, not the best, but only club in the immediate area.